Hey, guys

[Anonymous No.11674329]

I'm here in my jamas here to talk to you about umami, sponsored by Blue Apron. More of that later.

[Anonymous No.11674446]

>>11674329
Hi, I'm Babish and I'm a Reddit girl's wet dream.

[Anonymous No.11674507]

>>11674446
>Implying Babish would prefer being ass fucked by his cameraman or roommate.

[Anonymous No.11674755]

>>11674507
is he?

[Anonymous No.11674781]

Negro pls u gay

[Anonymous No.11674796]

>/ck/ salty because he's successful despite being a thoroughly average cook
never gets old

[Anonymous No.11674799]

>>11674329
I thought this was Vsauce

[Anonymous No.11674967]

>>11674796
/ck/ is salty because he's Reddit in human form.

>"Sorry if the hair on my arm looks weird guys, I've just got some fresh ink!"
>"And pour yourself a nice scotch while you wait"

That kind of shit.

[Anonymous No.11674974]

>>11674799
I'd watch a vsauce cooking channel

[Anonymous No.11675000]

>>11674967
how do you know that's reddit? do you go there often?

[Anonymous No.11675098]

>>11675000
Yes, I used reddit a fair but before I started using 4chan. I was already growing sick of the site before frogleaping to here and using 4chan was the final nail in the coffin.

>inb4 redditfag refugee.

[Anonymous No.11675101]

>>11675098
actually stop existing

[Anonymous No.11675114]

>>11674967
>tattoos are reddit
>scotch is reddit
>engaging with the viewer in an ironic fourth wall way is reddit
can you not?

[Anonymous No.11675132]

>>11674967
Yes Mr. /ck/. everything is reddit.

[Anonymous No.11675554]

>>11675098
Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.11675561]

his latest video on fried rice is an absolute abortion. it's like he literally did no research whatsoever and just assumed HURR DURR JUST FRY RICE IN A PAN, GUYS. AUTHENTIC AS FUCK.

[Anonymous No.11675570]

>>11675561
It wasn't that bad other than the fact that he pre-cooked the eggs

[Anonymous No.11675695]

>>11675114
You clearly don't know shit about reddit if his "Sorry my hair looks weird caused I've got fresh ink!" that no one would have noticed had he not pointed it out didn't strike you as such.

[Anonymous No.11675701]

>>11675570
>uses fresh rice that he baked in a fucking oven
>cooks proteins, eggs, and vegetables all separately
>"don't use a cast iron or carbon steel wok, guys. use a shitty nonstick frying pan. trust me on this one."
>uses nonstick because he did literally no research and the fresh rice was undoubtedly a total failure off camera
>"hurr and then we'll finish this authentic asian cuisine off with even more vegetable oil and butter."
>"what? sesame oil? wtf is that lol?"
>and there it is, guys. please buy some shitty blue apron food so i can make more hipster adaptations of international food, you mongrels.

[Anonymous No.11675737]

>>11674799
Camera is angled way too low to be him

[Anonymous No.11675743]

>>11675000
>how do you know blacks don't have fathers, are you black?

[Anonymous No.11675746]

>>11675701
Or his episode on bar essentials.

>"Hey guys, now I'm going to teach you how to do a classic! The dirty and dry martini!"
>Pours Smirnoff vodka into a shaker
>Pours sweet vermouth into a shaker
>Pours olive brine into the shaker for the "dirty martini"
>"Not how I take my martini guys, but who am I to judge?"
>Shakes the fuck out of the vodka, sweet vermouth, and olive brine mess.
>Does the same shit for the "dry martini" sans the olive brine and uses no garish.

Jesus Christ, Rea.

[Anonymous No.11675785]

>>11675746
He did that?

holy fuck

His recipes aren't terrible in general and most of the videos he puts out are decent for basics but you do have to develop them quite heavily.

[Anonymous No.11675831]

>>11675132
based the critic poster

[Anonymous No.11676183]

>>11675746

his spaghetti carbonara video is also an embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.11676278]

>>11675701
>>11675746

his spaghetti carbonara video is also an embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.11676854]

>you're going to want to put the wok away for fried rice
uh....wat

[Anonymous No.11676891]

>>11674329
He looks like that pathetic faggot on some channel that plays guitar to cats.

[Anonymous No.11676896]

>>11676278
Why should it be an embarrassment to you? You didn't make it. It's an embarrassment to him and anyone stupid enough to watch his shows.

[Anonymous No.11677021]

>>11674329
He's entertaining to watch at least. I'm an amateur chef too and really just watch his videos for ideas on things. I don't know enough about cookery to act like an expert but it's nice that someone is sharing their passion online with others so that they can enjoy it too.

[Anonymous No.11677033]

>>11675695
>You clearly don't know shit about reddit if
saying this like it's a bad thing

the absolute state of things

[Anonymous No.11677036]

>>11677021
I’m also gay like him so maybe you guys should bat for the other team too!

[Anonymous No.11677091]

>>11675098
>Yes, I used reddit a fair but before I started using 4chan. I was already growing sick of the site before frogleaping to here and using 4chan was the final nail in the coffin.
every time, this explains so much. everyone who bitches about reddit is someone who came here from reddit and sees it in everything. fuck off and stop posting

[Anonymous No.11677150]

so you fuckfaces understand: he’s doing “entertainment” not a how-to video on cooking. He was waaaaay more interesting when it was “copy a recipe from a show/movie” but his branch off projects are utterly terrible for the reasons you cu/cks have pointed out. Watch him for the lulz, or dont, but def dont try to learn how to do anything from him

[Anonymous No.11677808]

You suck at cooking is much better

[Anonymous No.11677845]

>>11676896
You're an idiot

[Anonymous No.11677900]

>>11674329
If he's sponsored by Blue Apron why is his apron black?

[Anonymous No.11678061]

>>11674329
I enjoyed watching this guy for about 2 months then got bored of him, but I don't vehemently hate him. Why is /ck/ so autistic?

[Anonymous No.11678406]

>>11675098
Please get tired of 4chan soon

[Anonymous No.11678412]

>>11678061
Because most cu/ck/s are not half as good at cooking as Babish, or are just really salty that he is doing great unlike them

[Anonymous No.11678452]

>>11678412
>"Babish is associated with Reddit because he's the kind of thing people who post on Reddit absolutely love. Some suburban yuppie in a New York apartment making food from TV shows and cartoons and making you giggle at his antics while he does so. It's just so sanitized and kitschy that you must be from Reddit if you like it because they fucking adore that shit. For the most part 4chan doesn't like stuff on Youtube because of how low-quality it is and how it thrives on clickbaiting retards.

And when you come here starting a thread like this it's practically the same as saying "hey /ck/ check out this sweet Hell's Kitchen scarf that my girlfriend knitted for me." This isn't the place to be talking about that because we don't care. Reddit however will care a great deal. So it's not as malicious as you'd think when we say "go to Reddit," we're not so much saying "we're better than you" as we are "you don't belong here, and there is a place full of people like you where you will have a much better time."

[Anonymous No.11678466]

>>11678452
imagine being this vitriolic at another man's success lmao

[Anonymous No.11678493]

>>11675098
>actual reddit faggot calling everything reddit
Thank you for confirming what everyone already knew.

[Anonymous No.11678557]

>>11678493
>Implying 4chan is riddled with converts that LARP as oldfags that have never touched reddit

[Anonymous No.11678659]

>>11678557
I don't think you know what Larp means.

[Anonymous No.11678825]

>>11678452
I agree, here we are much more interested in huhposting, debating which fast food sandwich is the best, alcoholism generals, watching people eat 20+ year old military rations, /deenz/, and bait threads about amateur YouTube food channels.

[Anonymous No.11678860]

>>11674967
>everything is reddit

[Anonymous No.11678873]

Why is it everybody that bitches about Babish seems to have a raging boner for him?

[Anonymous No.11678880]

>>11675098
Understand that people's rejection of you is entirely legitimate. You don't understand how insufferable you are.

Anyone who has a reddit account should be banned.

[Anonymous No.11678937]

>>11678880
>calls someone insufferable while engaging in some nerd crusade against another website
Blind to your own autism, eh?

[Anonymous No.11678952]

>tfw I don't understand the hate of everything from reddit
>probably bc I used to use reddit

[Anonymous No.11678954]

>>11674967
I drank and enjoyed scotch before Reddit even existed. Theres nothing Reddit about enjoying the classiest, best gentlemen drink of all time. Reddit is for faggots who make a sour face when they take a big swig.

[Anonymous No.11678965]

>>11675098
Destroy yourself. It's impossible to insult you in any constructive way because of how stupid you are. So just kill yourself. Honestly. Living? Breathing? That's reddit shit. If you really want to fit in here you have to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.11678966]

>>11678937
Go back.

[Anonymous No.11678969]

>>11675561
It was really bad.

[Anonymous No.11679018]

The thing I hate most about babish is that he constantly makes references to chef john on the far superior food wishes channel, and yet the quality of his cooking makes it seem like he's never watched a single video in his life. I refuse to believe that someone can be a fan of chef john, call themselves a "chef", and still be that bad without going out of their way to not absorb information.

[Anonymous No.11679029]

>>11674329
Chilean sea bass from Jurassic Park not Frasier. Fuck this prick teasing cunt.

[Anonymous No.11679032]

>>11675561
That's every video, his cheesesteak video was the worst I ever saw.

[Anonymous No.11679045]

>>11679018

Yeah I noticed this and its a shitty thing to do. Bish is brand new and should not be lifting material from other channels.

Chef John has spent a decade honing his craft and you can see that from his early videos.

[Anonymous No.11679049]

>>11674781
Bish's "flat mate"

[Anonymous No.11679100]

>>11678965
No, brainlet. Drinking scotch and appreciating it isn't reddit. Bragging about it, drawing attention to the fact you drink it in a cringe-inducing fashion (like he did when unnecessarily drawing attention to his tattoos), and think it makes you adult and cool is what makes him reddit and is the cherry on top of the shitty hipster cake that idiotic yuppie has constructed.

[Anonymous No.11679116]

>>11679049
Get a load of his numale cameraman that sleeps with his head resting on the AIDS sufferer's lap.

[Anonymous No.11680134]

>>11674329
>gets a two-pronged fork tattoo because of that aglio e olio scene from the movie Chef
>cant even make aglio e olio right

[Anonymous No.11680215]

>>11680134
>"Hey guys, now I'm going to show you a classic and my favourite drink: the Old Fashioned!"
>Pours bourbon into the glass, only coming up to about half the length of the single large ice cube placed in the glass.
>Pours the bitters and simple syrup into the glass, most of it landing on top of the ice cube the bourbon is no where close to touching or covering.
>Stirs a few times in a clockwise motion.
>Proceeds to build a margarita in a tumbler glass.

[Anonymous No.11680238]

>>11679018
I recommend Chef John to my uncle who is a retired chef, and he absolutely loves his stuff now. It's comfy, when I visit we drink wine and talk about recipes.

[Anonymous No.11680432]

>>11675561

None of the individual mistakes were that bad, but the accumulation just made him look amateur.

That looked like some bland fuckin fried rice.

[Anonymous No.11680512]

>"Hey guys, today I'm going to be showing you how to make AIDs like in Philadelphia. Now I've been preparing to make this episode for months now, hence why I have looked like an AIDs sufferer for the longest time, so all the footage you're about to see is from several months ago and then I'll show you the fruits of my labour, lesions and all. More of that later. Enjoy this footage of Rashid assfucking me so hard my anal walls tear whilst YMS masturbates in the corner."

[Anonymous No.11680535]

>>11680512
Can someone explain this meme about babish fucking his crew and getting AIDS please

[Anonymous No.11680598]

>>11680535
>Implying Babish is primarily doing the fucking

[Anonymous No.11680636]

I wish posting e-celebs was a bannable offense

[Anonymous No.11680652]

>>11680636
I wish your mom would have swallowed

[Anonymous No.11680657]

>>11680652
>implying I don't wish the same

[Anonymous No.11680666]

>>11674796

anyone could be a youtube cooking celeb if they had a ton of disposable income and a nice kitchen. really nothing impressive about it but I won't discount the fact that he does obviously do a bit of work for his vids. they just aren't impressive at all

[Anonymous No.11680683]

>>11678825
and that's how we fucking like it

[Anonymous No.11680743]

>>11680683
>we
Faggot

[Anonymous No.11680778]

I think the main problem is that he doesn't seem to do much if any research on how the fuck things are supposed to be cooked and instead just kinda makes shit up as he goes.

[Anonymous No.11680798]

>>11680778
Wrong! I'm sitting here sipping my shaken Smirnoff, sweet vermouth, and olive brine classic dry martini courtesy of Babish! It's great and classic. He knows what he's talking about!

[Anonymous No.11680819]

>>11680743
>phoneposter calling someone a faggot over taking identity with 4chan, ironically claiming the site for themselves
wooooweee newfag go home

[Anonymous No.11680901]

>>11680819
I never claimed the site for myself because I'm not autistic. I do think it's faggish to identify with "board culture" and speak for the entire site, however

[Anonymous No.11681345]

>>11675098
Redditors who heard about 4chan is from /r/the_donald think they are oldfags now

[Anonymous No.11681352]

>>11674329
How long before Blue Apron goes out of business?

[Anonymous No.11681537]

>>11680512
Adam eats a sandwich every time he fucks a dog, and now its starting to show.

[Anonymous No.11681555]

>>11681345
>Claiming op is pretending to be oldfag despite calling out people that LARP as oldfags and pretend like they don't know what reddit is
>Implying 4chan is so shitty people must only hear about it via a shitty reddit sub instead of God-tier greentext stories that rightfully get the attention they deserve elsewhere as comedic gold

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.11681560]

>>11681537
Snorts cocaine and drinks shitty booze day in, day out if Mark English can be believed.

[Anonymous No.11681583]

>>11681560
I can believe it. He's a gay, a furry, an atheist, and Canadian.

[Anonymous No.11682088]

>>11676896
based

[Anonymous No.11682205]

>>11674329
yikeroonies

[Anonymous No.11682346]

>>11675098
I'm not going to tell you to go back. Instead, kill yourself. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.11682562]

>>11682346
I've enjoyed how much my brief time of using a reddit account has made you autists REEEEEEEE.

[Anonymous No.11682578]

>>11678825
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11682582]

>>11675098
fuck you redditfag refugee

[Anonymous No.11682635]

>>11682562
Did you learn that dank meme from r/4chan? Top kek my friend, upvoted.

[Anonymous No.11683118]

>>11682582
>>11682635
Seethe harder, autists.

[Anonymous No.11683151]

>>11683118
It's basic rule of 4chan law, if you've ever used any other website, you never did.

[Anonymous No.11683158]

>>11680432
>Absolutly fucking CROWDS THE PAN
>"We want a nice good browning on the fried rice"
>Just steams the already cooked rice in the crowded pan full of liquid and fucking butter


Man Andrew I liked you at the start but you're really starting to get on my nerves.

[Anonymous No.11683264]

reddit > 4ch*n
I only post here when my account gets downed and I need to make a new one
you fuckers are unbearable

[Anonymous No.11683346]

>>11675098
holy shit fucking end yourself you kike, you don't belong here

[Anonymous No.11683865]

>>11683346
>4chan users must hate reddit
>4chan must also have never visited their sworn enemy and, therefore, not be accustomed to it culture, politics, etc. through first hand experience

What did the seething autists of /ck/ mean by this?

[Anonymous No.11683905]

>>11674967
>all the buttmad redditors responding to this post

[Anonymous No.11683923]

i know a lot of people here don't like him but i like watching cooking videos and the gimmick that it's all food from tv shows and movies is fun, i don't really see the problem with him

[Anonymous No.11683950]

>>11683264
>you fuckers are unbearable
I'm OK with this.

[Anonymous No.11683976]

>>11674329
I liked it when he was exclusively doing food from movies and TV. Trying to make something so outrageous and/or bizarre work was honestly something that attracted me to his channel at first. Then he tried becoming the next chef John and using all these fancy ingredients that were totally unnecessary to cook, and I lost interest. It's as if Epic Meal Time from way back in the day gave you tips on how to meal prep. Alright, I see what you want to do, it's just not what I'm here for.

[Anonymous No.11683982]

>>11683923
>fun

[Anonymous No.11684014]

>>11683982
>fun is just a buzzword

[Anonymous No.11684041]

>>11684014
>he enjoys things

[Anonymous No.11684067]

>>11683976
Take his interpretation on the roast beast from the Grinch. Strives to replicate it visually until he gets to the red interior, at which point he throws that out of the window and creates some generic stuffing with little pieces of red food in there instead of doing something out there to replicate it as closely as possible. He barely follows his own gimmick anymore, and I can pretty much take the word of others saying he does fried rice or carbonara wrong considering how much he fucked up the episode about drinks.

[Anonymous No.11684080]

>>11683905
Either that or brainlet faggots that missed the point entirely.

>hurr durr, youre saying scotch is reddit! TIL that!

[Anonymous No.11684082]

>>11683865
didn't read go kill yourself redditor

[Anonymous No.11684139]

>Builds gin and tonic in old fashioned glass.
>Builds negroni in an old fashioned glass.
>Uses smirnoff for "classic dry martini"; correctly uses dry vermouth but refers to it as sweet vermouth and doesn't correct himself at all, thereby misinforming his audience.
>Builds old fashioned in glass; pours bitters and simple syrup into glass, with most of these landing on top of the large ice cube the bourbon only comes about half way up to.
>Builds margarita in Old Fashioned glass.
>Muddles sugar cubes, mint, and whole slices of lime in bottom of Collins glass for mojito.
>Smugly proclaims his job is to inform.

[Anonymous No.11684650]

>>11675561
this
I can't believe that so fucking bad recipe can get so many views

[Anonymous No.11684849]

>>11684650
>"Makes sure to inspect all your ham chunks individually. Number 67 is looking good"

Cringe humour. I can already picture a soiboy giggling like a defective child over this yuppie's jokes and antics.

[Anonymous No.11685149]

>>11684849
honestly this

[Anonymous No.11685495]

>>11680798
im a bartender, and watching his (error filled) drink special made me wonder

Do pro cooks notice just as many in his food videos or are they more solid?

[Anonymous No.11685567]

>>11685495
I think so, hence why some have railed against his carbonara, etc.

I think I find it even more embarrassing that he did use dry vermouth for the "dry martini" but kept calling it sweet vermouth and was either too stupid or too lazy to correct this error with some quick text highlighting this during the video.

[Anonymous No.11685895]

>>11685567
>and was either too stupid or too lazy to correct this error with some quick text highlighting this during the video
this
when for example chef john makes a mistake, he says about it in a funny way, and you can really see his passion, while this cuck acts like he knows shit when he literally doesn't know shit