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Let's talk about cocktails. Here's one of my own.
>one part mixed berry juice
>one part mist twist soda
>one part vodka
I call it a Fizzlepop Berrytwist, nods to the berry flavor as well as soda name but also the fizzy nature of soda pop

>> No.11673902

also im gay btw not sure if that matters

>> No.11673909

Well, tonight my cocktail consists of Jeffersons reserve, and ice.
Because I'm not gay.

>> No.11673910

It's 8:14 where I live and I'm living on screwdrivers.

God bless,
Sharron

>> No.11673911

I buy cheap vodka amd filter it through a Brita filter like 5 times to make it seem expensive

>> No.11674013

>>11673890
For me, it's gin and ginger ale.

>> No.11674032

I like to mix jagermeister 1:1 with dr pepper. I acknowledge that this is pleb as fuck but I don't care because it reminds me of being a teenager.

>> No.11674439

>>11673911
If that truly works, then that's fucking genius. It's worth buying cheap vodka just to try it.

>> No.11674449

>>11673902
It doesn't matter. If you like sweet alcohol, fair enough.
I like a long island ice tea, because it has an enormous amount of alcohol in it compared to other cocktails and I'm an alcoholic.

>> No.11674465

>>11674449
long island is the only cocktail worth ordering saving for MAYBE a gin martini if they know how to make it properly.

>> No.11674909

I like beer cocktails. Micheladas (a beer bloody mary with lime) and shandies (beer and lemonade) are delicious on a hot day.

>> No.11674920

>>11673910
based screwdriverposter. i have been doing this forever and i cant drink anything else

>> No.11674942

Make pear spiced Jameson with cloves, ginger, cinnamon, etc and sliced pears. Let it sit in a sealable jar a week or two shaking once a day. Once its flavored up strain it out.

Mix it with apple Izze or such for explosively delicious flavor. Also goes well with apple cider or tea or such.

>> No.11674949

>>11673890

Got some irish cream chocolates for christmas. Had me thinking you could make a white russian with Irish whiskey instead of vodka, Irish Cream instead of heavy cream, and I suppose khalua would still work.

>> No.11675140

You cheeky son of a bitch.

>> No.11675323

>>11674439
Do it, just use a filter thats about be thrown away. If you use a new one and then filter water, the water tastes like complete shit

>> No.11675471

>>11673890
based pony lad

>> No.11675560

>>11674449
>>11674465
>long island ice tea
Human garbage detected.

>> No.11675579
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11675579

Take one of these suckers, peel it, freeze it.
Wait a few hours.
Put it in a blender, add about half a glass of milk of your choice (regular, almond, vanilla, whatever), add one or two shots of vodka.
Blend.
Enjoy your boozy, sweet and creamy milkshake.

>> No.11675594

It's uh, rum, and milk. House special, I call it the yeast infection.

>> No.11675615

Oh shit here's some abominations I've been asked to make at some friends parties.

>The fieldhand

Just a coffee and whatever is available, ordered often the morning after

>The "Gigga Nigga"

A big fancy German beer glass filled with instant expresso (from a k-kup machine no less, takes about 4-5 to fill it) and whiskey. It tastes like death.

>Butterbeer

Fuck you every white girl.

>Australian tea (Aussie tea?)

Now I can't tell if this is a real thing or not, but some Australian kid asked for it and now everyone wants one

but it's a red bull / fireball mix, and I hate that I like it.

>> No.11676768

>>11675579
Interesting

>> No.11676801

The Homeostasis.
>1 part coconut water
>1 part coconut rum

I have this every morning.

>> No.11676825

>>11676801
Elaborate please.

>> No.11676980

>>11675615
What the hell is "butterbeer" ?

>> No.11677338
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11677338

Its white russians/Cubans every single nights my dudes

>> No.11678055

>>11676801
It's coconut booze, and it's coconut water, god damn it.

>> No.11678091

>>11673890
>Fizzlepop Berrytwist
only a massive fag would order that at a bar

>> No.11678109

Got a bottle of vodka. How do I make it work?

>> No.11678137

>>11677338
/thread

>> No.11678161

>>11676980
harry potter reference

>> No.11678173

>>11673890
Get fucked, ponyfag.

>> No.11678947

So I may have stolen a draft menu from a very well known cocktail bar.
I can't even post it or people will work out who I am.

Can I sell it?
What do?