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>drinking alcohol

>> No.11673197

>>11673193
I hear you. Jello shots are definitely the way to go.

>> No.11673209

>>11673193
yeah I just inject it

>> No.11673220

Had anyone here actually butt-chugged booze? I remember when it was all the rage with the high school kiddies.

>> No.11673258

>>11673220
Now, are you using butt as an adverb for 'drink a lot of', or butt as in you pour that shit down your asscrack?

>>11673193
Alcohol should only be used for cooking and cider.

>> No.11673263

>>11673258
The latter, obviously. It gets you drunk faster for fewer calories.

>> No.11673266

>>11673193
Bought some sugar syrup to drown out the taste of hard liquor. It's so fucking disgusting but sometimes I need to forget.

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>>11673263
this is an interesting world I live in

>> No.11673275

>>11673271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm0pz_lBcH0
instructional video
I've also heard people do it with vodka/everclear and tampons but cannot confirm

>> No.11673287

>>11673193
>being a square

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>>11673275
oh god
if you're going to fucking poison yourself, at least ingest it like a sane person

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>>11673193
>Denying yourself the pleasures and heritage of a hundred thousand years worth of human experience because you are concerned about your lack of self control and want to live an extra 3 years of dull monochrome.

>> No.11673322

>>11673291
Of course the dork who writes that comic doesn't like beer, he's more used to drinking cum smoothies with every meal.

Both lagars and stouts are delicious.

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>>11673193
Feels good, smug anime grill.

>> No.11673645

>>11673258
>Alcohol should only be used for cooking
this, 200% this

>> No.11673717

>>11673258
>>11673645
Your reasoning being?

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>>11673266
>bought a simple mix of 2 ingredients

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>>11673193
>posting on an imageboard

>> No.11673847

>>11673220

i tried, didnt work because asshole is too tight. Couldn't get the tampon in, would eventually just have vodka all over my ass because it was getting wrung out at the point of entry to my ass. I've had better luck plugging xanax, etizolam and MDMA up my ass though.

>> No.11674146

>>11673315
+1 agree

>> No.11674425

>>11673812
I'm not a bar tender but sugar will load it with calories. It only takes me 3 shots to get wasted.

>> No.11674433

>>11673193
I reported this thread like 10 hours ago.

>> No.11674440

>>11674433
It's almost as though the mods think you're a homo

>> No.11674464

>>11673193
I cant stop :(

>> No.11674533

>>11673847
Haha, people shove pills up their asses too? For what reason?

>> No.11674592

>>11674533
To get high

>> No.11674596

>>11674592
Well yeah, but does it do it faster like with alcohol?

>> No.11675117

>>11674533
I had to take pills up my ass when I was vomiting consistently every 15 minutes once.

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>>11673220
Yeah when I was a freshman in college and some hunky seniors in the frat hazed me by giving me a beer enema. I was out cold in seconds
My butt was really sore the day after tho have no idea why

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>>11675248

>> No.11675397

>>11673220
Shit i remember that trend, i also remember people putting vodka in eyedroppers and putting vodka drops on they're eyes

>> No.11675509

>>11674596
Bypasses kidneys/liver and ends up being absorbed straight into blood system. The cool thing about this is you can't expell it out of your system if your body realises it has too much so a lot of kids end up hospitalised and occasionally dead when they try this.

>> No.11675534

>>11673322
based doubles of truth

>> No.11675612

>>11673193
I like the taste of beer/wine/liquor, but my meds don’t let me drink it. I’ll get all yellow and die :(

>> No.11675632

>>11675509
>The cool thing
>kids end up hospitalised and occasionally dead when they try this
you wanna talk, bud

>> No.11675635

You guys are really sassy today hanh?

>> No.11675682

>>11675632
I think if anyone's retarded enough to shove drugs in their ass, they deserve the worst.