REAL TALK

[Anonymous No.11665529]

How do my fellow coo/ck/ers keep food out of their beards?

[Anonymous No.11665534]

Wipe it away after I'm done.

[Anonymous No.11665540]

>>11665534
Yes, but I've just had a rather unfortunate incident with some fried egg on toast and took me 5mins to wash the yolk out. There MUST be an alternative.

[Anonymous No.11665543]

By being clean shaven.

[Anonymous No.11665549]

>>11665543
Don't be daft, I'm not a wagie!

[Anonymous No.11665550]

>>11665540
Being more careful.

[Anonymous No.11665551]

>>11665550
Impossible.

[Anonymous No.11665707]

>>11665529
S O Y B O Y
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[Anonymous No.11665747]

>>11665529
Hulloah reddit

[Anonymous No.11665830]

>>11665529
Learn to use napkins and how to trim your beard around your mouth. The worst offender is mustache and lip hair, so keep it neat and you'll avoid most issues.

[Anonymous No.11666878]

>>11665529
bro, i don't know. i have started avoiding stuff like donuts and messy sandwiches. i hate trying to rinse my beard out after i eat something like that.
i end up shampooing my entire beard it seems like. such a pain in the face.

[Anonymous No.11667064]

>>11665529
i just let the flavor soak right on into it.

[Anonymous No.11667072]

>>11665529
That's kinda fucking hot, js

[Anonymous No.11667091]

i get extra crumbs in my beard to use for munchies later in the day

[Anonymous No.11667543]

>>11665534
You do the same with cum? Actually I bet that doesn't miss your mouth.

[Anonymous No.11667552]

>>11667543
You dress like a fag. Man up.

[Anonymous No.11667592]

>>11667552
That's not me but he'd kick your teeth into your stomach, something food related for once on this board, you eating decomposing Dentin and semen.

[Anonymous No.11667602]

>>11665534
>>11667543
>>11667552
>>11667592
No rough-housing in my thread please.

[Anonymous No.11667611]

>>11667602
sorry

[Anonymous No.11667671]

>>11665540
Sorry fag. I know your pain, I eat sunny side eggs on toast almost daily.

For Christmas, the family and I went out to Denny's. I ordered the smash burger which came with an over-easy egg. It turned out to be the least messy part, because the faggots doused the thing in liquid queso and it was a soggy mess. However it didn't stop me from shoving the abomination into my face-pussy. The visual looks from my family and waiter led me to believe I had globs of cheese and yolk in my beard.

I excused myself to the bathroom, where other gentlemen looked at me funny for washing my beard in the sink. Needless to say, I hate Mexicans.

[Anonymous No.11667681]

>>11667602
You don't get to make the rules any longer, I'm now in control of this fucking thread. If any of you fuckers have a beard for anything other than being a guru or a homeless fuck up, fucking neck yourselves this instance.

[Anonymous No.11667716]

>>11665529
>1. keep beard trimmed short around pie hole.
>2. take small bites
>3. avoid messy food in public
>4. use napkin frequently.
>5. don't suck trap dick.
win biggly and profit

[Anonymous No.11667772]

>>11665529
The beard is there so you have something to snack on later

[Anonymous No.11667860]

>>11665529
>being a jawlet

[Anonymous No.11669263]

Pressure washer and shampoo on me at all times

[Anonymous No.11669275]

>>11667681
>t.A bearded guy stole my roastie whore gf in high school and I'm still bitter about it

[Anonymous No.11669410]

>>11665529
beard's gotta eat too. I feed it foods high in fatty acids to keep its coat shiny and healthy. Once its sated, it usually leaves me alone, and I can eat in peace.

[Anonymous No.11670050]

DESU any beard worth having will keep food out of herself so she looks her best

[Anonymous No.11670126]

>>11665549
No, you're just an average meme following nu-male.
Post them tats

[Anonymous No.11670166]

>>11670126
Back in line, wagie! That's a good boy!

[Anonymous No.11670196]

>>11670126
You won't like them, they are all 80's and 90's pop culture icons.
I got a nintendo cartridge
A d20 "rollin' crits"
A russian river brewery logo
things like that

[Anonymous No.11670202]

>>11665529
beard is no problem.
although if you are the type who drinks the broth after you finish the soup a mustache can kind of get in the way of that.

[Anonymous No.11670549]

Why do emasculated slaves that are forced to shave by their masters, think they are manlier than people with beards just because a few soydrinkers have appropiated their use to appear more masculine?

It's like someone calling someone else gay while wearing a buttplug.