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>make a plate of hot dogs for myself
>roommate walks by the table and farts on my hot dogs and laughs
>then calls me a bitch boy for throwing out the hot dogs and said I was overreacting when I got mad at him

Am I not crazy for not wanting food that literally had particles of his shit on it?

>> No.11664489

Move out

>> No.11664492

Next time you have a shit, touch his toothbrush to the dirty toilet paper.

>> No.11664502

>>11664492
I hope to God English isn't your first language

>> No.11664516
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>>11664502
>>11664492
what the fuck? That English is perfectly acceptable. Where are you from, bloody old England or something. Dude buzz off, you are obnoxious.

>> No.11664518

>>11664487
Oh look. Pasta.

>> No.11664520

Do the tooth brush thing. Also put a an open bag of bar s hot dogs under his bed or up his ass

>> No.11664524

shrimp shells in his curtain rod

bonus: when he inevitably moves, he takes the rods with him

>> No.11664544

>>11664487
nice repost

>> No.11664576

>>11664518
*farts on your pasta and laughs*

>> No.11664610

>>11664487
Is that an octoroon?

>> No.11664628

>>11664487
>eats hotdogs
>complains about shit particulates
What about the various animal dicks that you're eating?

>> No.11664642

>>11664628
Sterilized animal dicks.

>> No.11664959

>>11664516
That cat looks like a fucking dog

>> No.11664994

>>11664502
huh?

>> No.11665010

>>11664502
>esl tries to >esl others
christmas su/ck/s dunnit

>> No.11665011

Put his toothbrush in the toilet water and don't say anything until he brush his teeth

>> No.11665048

>>11664487
Youre just dumb. You see, hot dogs are made of the most disgusting parts of the animal regardless, and its such a low quality meat - guaranteed to contain feces (most commercially produced meat does contain some)

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/8x7ekz/the-shitty-secret-behind-all-those-july-4th-hot-dogs

>> No.11666269

>>11665048
but it's sterilized you fucking brainlet

>> No.11666304

>>11665048
That link doesn't say anything about feces in meat, just that industrial hog farms produce a lot of shit that gets dumped in the surrounding areas.

It's pretty easy to find hot dogs that aren't made with byproduct or anything now though.

>> No.11666340

Shit particles do not travel through underwear.

In conclusion, it was all your own fault for being a homosexual.

>> No.11666354

>>11664487
Fart on his pillow as often as you can when he's not home. Laugh internally when he gets pinkeye.

>> No.11666360

>>11665048

when redskinned indian niggers use every part of the animal, it's stunning and brave. when whites do it, it's disgusting and horrifying.

>> No.11666362

>>11666360
Both are disgusting, kid.

>> No.11666381

>>11666362

no, your weakness is disgusting.

>> No.11666386

>>11666381
>weakness
Nice projection.

>> No.11666669

>>11665048
not reading vice

>> No.11666817

>>11664518
Never have seen this in my life and literally cannot find any instance in archives.

Are people just calling threads they don’t like “pasta” these days?

>> No.11666901

>>11664487
If you re a "plate full of piganuses for myself" kind of guy you shouldnt mind some e. coli on your food.

>> No.11667230

>>11665048
traces of feces are found in nearly every foodstuff retard
the highest traces of feces by far (way more than sausages) are found in canned fruit, soda fountains and iced drinks

>> No.11667243

>>11664487
your toothbrush has more shit particles on it than those hot dogs

>> No.11667245

>>11664487
Time to move.

>> No.11667257

>>11664487
>plate of hotdogs
You're not crazy, you're just a disgusting lardass.

>> No.11667467

>>11664959
Indeed.
Only the triangular ears, cateyes and cat shape gives away.

>> No.11667661

>>11667243
I use a toothbrush case and flush my toilet with the lid closed. Not all of us are scum like you.

>> No.11667915

>>11664487
hahaha i farted on my mom ex boyfriend's tv dinner and he got so mad hahaha

>> No.11667931

>>11665048
You're telling me you wouldn't find food less appealing if some fucket walked up and ripped ass on it.

>> No.11668011

>>11664487
Haven't seen this in Quite Some Time, op, thanks

>> No.11668224

>>11664487
cum in his coffee

>> No.11668399

Bet you think you're hot shit anon, bet you thought that was real funny? Well it wasn't, kiddo. I suggest you find another website to make such utterly abhorrent posts, we don't take kindly to your type round here.

>> No.11668538

What's wrong with eating feces if it's just a few invisible particles?

>> No.11668550

>>11666901
Sterilized pig anuses, for fuck's sake. Safe for human consumption. Does OP's rectum meet food safety standards? Would it pass a health audit? I'm thinking not.

>> No.11668564

>>11668538
right? just think of all the bacteria feces laying around on everything already!