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>go to bar on sunday night
>black out
>apparently I kissed a girl there and accused a guy of being a cop
>woke up at 10 AM still drunk
>called up a prostitute
>almost puked
>went to the same bar in the evening for some recovery drinks
>didn't black out this time but still drank a lot

How is everyone's holiday season going?

>> No.11660958

>>11660930
Fucking al/ck/, can't even wear a Santa hat properly.

>> No.11660971

My sister comes visiting from arizona with her two disabled daughters. From 7am-9pm nothing but yelling and running around the house slamming shit on hardwood,screaming at the top of their lungs, and everyone just allows it. I stay I'm my room all day smoking weed and drinking to drown out all the noise. At least they leave today

>> No.11660986

Got extremely drunk last night and talked openly about things which I should not have talked about to bunch of people I had not seen in ages

Woke up today with absolute sense of tread. There is no worse feeling in the world to wake up from alcoholic coma type of rest only to realize you probably have huge hangover and instantly regret everything you did last night

>> No.11660987

>>11660930
>>woke up at 10 AM still drunk
>woke up drunk
holy shit what were you drinking and how much? is that even possible?

>> No.11661003
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11661003

fuck these threads, theiy are off-topic.

Being a problem for family and friends and being mentally ill has nothing to do with food or cooking.

Did what I had to do of course!

>> No.11661010

>>11661003
Shut up dumbass

>> No.11661014

>>11661003
FUCK YOUR SHIT, NIGGER. I AM DRUNK AND CRUISE CONTROL SHITPOSTING. I'LL FUCK YOUR MOM AS LONG AS SHE PUTS A BAG ON HER HEAD. AND TURNS AROUND. AND TURNS THE LIGHT OFF. AND JERKS YOU OFF.

>> No.11661021

>>11661003
mentally ill alchies are one of the reasons i come to /ck/. i like listening to drunk sad anon's stories.

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11661026

>>11660930
>>11661010
>>11661014
go to /r9k/ or /adv/, this is just off-topic here. Of course you retards would be too drunk to realize that you're not wanted here

>> No.11661039

>>11661026
Keep scrolling sperg, nobody cares what you think.

>> No.11661044

>>11661026
roll

>> No.11661049

>>11661039
"savage my anus" lol

>> No.11661051

>>11661039
Nobody cares about your life, you miserable drunk loser

>> No.11661057

>>11661051
You do since you came and posted instead of ignoring a dead thread you massive faggot

>> No.11661071

>>11660930
Based OP triggering losers

>> No.11661105

>>11661071
>losers
that's right alcies, everyone ELSE is the loser