christmas disasters

[Anonymous No.11658048]

ITT: share ruined food and mood

Everyone alone at christmas, with shit family/food is welcome

[Anonymous No.11658053]

One time the family boulder fell down a cliff, long story short it was pretty much a disaster but in the end it was a great holiday

[Anonymous No.11658060]

OP here:
For me, it's the christmas fight with my mother, the worst feel of the year.

Made rouladen for me (best ever) and ratatouille for my pre diabetic mother, which tasted like dish water residues in the sieve.

[Anonymous No.11658065]

>>11658053
What's a boulder?

[Anonymous No.11658096]

>>11658065
a big rock.

[Anonymous No.11658103]

>>11658096
You shed tears over a pet rock?

[Anonymous No.11658111]

>>11658065
>>11658103
Our farm was built around it, legend has it that it was found in a dragon's nest

[Anonymous No.11658120]

>>11658111
Where in skandinavia do you live?

[Anonymous No.11658163]

>>11658060
The rouladen were standard thin cut beef, bacon, pickles and mustard (no onions). I had them simmer in a mix of vegetable and beef broth. I added a thime and a finely cubed onion at the beginning which made the gravy even richer. At the end i added garlic because i didnt know wether my mother would eat the gravy too.

[Anonymous No.11658193]

[Anonymous No.11658293]

>>11658048
>ITT: share ruined food and mood
>
>Everyone alone at christmas, with shit family/food is welcome

Everybody is screaming and my head is hurting,the food is good tho

[Anonymous No.11658296]

>>11658193
thanks for contributing

[Anonymous No.11658300]

>>11658293
What are you eating?

[Anonymous No.11658303]

>>11658048
Hi OP. I went to visit my family just earlier since we were going to get together for tonight and tomorrow. After they got into a huge fight about nothing, I'm back alone in my apartment. Christmas is ruined, again. I made a pecan pie and nobody even tried it, so I brought it back.

[Anonymous No.11658312]

>>11658303
That picture with that text just gives me heavy feels for you, anon :(
Fights are the worst when they affect others, now that poor pecan pie went untouched.. mind to share a picture of it?

[Anonymous No.11658333]

>>11658303
bummer dude

[Anonymous No.11658338]

[Anonymous No.11658346]

>>11658303
Someone requested a greentext of you in some other thread, post it here too please with a photo of said pie

[Anonymous No.11658356]

>>11658303
im so sorry anon :(

[Anonymous No.11658383]

>>11658338
holy shit lol

[Anonymous No.11658384]

>>11658338
That's the kind of thing you'll remember when you're about to sleep in

[Anonymous No.11658400]

>>11658312
I'm eating it because nobody else is going to.

[Anonymous No.11658409]

>>11658400
I only knew pecan pie topped with another layer of pie crust, is it oess common than i thought? Also, it looks good, can i get your recipe?

[Anonymous No.11658422]

>>11658400
No wonder they dissed your pie, the crust is raw you savage.

[Anonymous No.11658429]

I like trifle and my mum always makes one when she knows I'm coming around, she always makes it the same way and I love it.

One Christmas I'd just arrived, said I was looking forward to having trifle later and then say "I saw this TV chef do a rubbish trifle recipe the other day, it didn't even have any jelly". Guess who'd decided this year not to use her traditional recipe but to make an extra special trifle she'd seen on the TV?

Wasn't a disaster or ruined Christmas or anything but I'm never going to live down the cringe.

[Anonymous No.11658440]

>>11658422

Never judge pastry on shitty cameraphone pics. The flash makes everything look undercooked

[Anonymous No.11658447]

>>11658409
I used this one. The only little change I made was not breaking up the pecans.
https://thebakingpan.com/recipes/pies-and-tarts/pecan-pie/

[Anonymous No.11658452]

>>11658400
>cum filled pie on a storebought crust cooked in tinfoil

[Anonymous No.11658453]

>>11658429
Trifle sounds like the english equivalent of tiramisu, is that true (tastewise?)
I think compared to most of this alcoholic, unloved board you're well off as you said. Also gib recipe

[Anonymous No.11658461]

>>11658447
Thanks for the recipe
>>11658452
While >>11658440 is a cope it doesnt look vile in any way, the dough just needs some more browning

[Anonymous No.11658462]

>>11658400
I would eat your pie anon

[Anonymous No.11658476]

>>11658447
OP once again, dont let the comments about your pie drag you down, it looks good :) i cant attach photos for some reason right now

[Anonymous No.11658479]

[Anonymous No.11658480]

>>11658452
don't be a faggot, it's christmas time

[Anonymous No.11658488]

>>11658479
>autism intensifies

[Anonymous No.11658495]

>>11658480
Thanks for keeping the thread comfy
>>11658479
Thanks for contributing but please no politics, i need more feels and food

[Anonymous No.11658498]

>>11658479
Was this from /int/? I bet it was.

[Anonymous No.11658525]

>>11658400
I think that looks tasty, anon. Do you usually serve it with ice cream or similar or on its own?

[Anonymous No.11658537]

>>11658440
Nice attempt at damage control.

[Anonymous No.11658538]

>>11658495
it's not political it's just a dumbass brit

[Anonymous No.11658539]

>>11658303
Here's to hoping you manage to build yourself a good family.

[Anonymous No.11658544]

>>11658453

This is the 'rubbish' TV chef, luxury, Jelly free recipe

http://bigspud.co.uk/heston-blumenthals-royal-wedding-trifle/

A more traditional trifle recipe is here:
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/155633/ruby-fruit-jelly-trifle

There are much easier ways to make trifle though:

Make some strawberry jelly/jello, suspend some fruits in it (any fruit that doesn't prevent the jelly from setting, I like mandarin segments the best) , put it in the fridge.

When it's getting syrupy but not quite set, get some sponge fingers (or you can use plain sponge cake if you can't get that), pour some sherry on it so it soaks it up and place on top of the partially set jelly so it soaks up some of the jelly but the Sherry doesn't leak out and stop it setting

if you're not adding booze, you can just put the sponge in as soon as the jelly is made so it completely soaks in the pre-set jelly.

Once the jelly is set, make a proper setting custard, when it's cool enough, spoon on top of the sponge layer and leave to set.

Make some light whipped cream (don't use it out a can), spread on top once the custard has set.

Top with sprinkles or chocolate flakes.

[Anonymous No.11658553]

>>11658537
What is it filled with?

[Anonymous No.11658556]

>>11658544
Sounds good, didnt you have any hearty food for christmas though?

[Anonymous No.11658560]

>>11658303
Dont feel bad anon that was my whole childhood. Every fucking holiday including birthdays ruined.We dont even try to get together anymore.

[Anonymous No.11658569]

>>11658338
That is one of the most cringeworthy stories ever. No matter how many times I read it I still physically cringe because is so damn believable.

[Anonymous No.11658573]

>>11658556

Obviously I didn't just sit down to dinner and ate nothing but a giant bowl of trifle.

Although that does sound good...

[Anonymous No.11658583]

>>11658573
What did you cook?
>>11658560
That's how it is with most of the family. When we get together, its either my father and my paternal grandma OR i spend the day with my mother. Which never ends well

[Anonymous No.11658590]

>>11658048
christmas a few years back, my two CUNT twin sisters came over to my house for dinner and waited for everyone else to leave so they could get into a fight about fucking eachothers boyfriends. this then continued after we kicked them out of the house and they were screeching at eachother outside in the street at like 1230 at night. ruined my fucking day

[Anonymous No.11658602]

>>11658583

I didn't cook, went over to my mum's

Had a nice traditional Roast Turkey with roast potatoes, brussels, carrots, parsnips, yorkshire puddings and lots of bread sauce ( fucking love bread sauce).

[Anonymous No.11658604]

>>11658590
Imagine shouting at your twin, in front of your parents, who of you does or doesnt have a claim on some guys penis

[Anonymous No.11658612]

>>11658602
Can i get a recipe for your mums yorkshire pudding? How does she make her bread sauce (what is that)?

[Anonymous No.11658616]

>parents never fight when I'm not around (I moved out)
>They fight when I came back for holidays (something about one of them doesn't want to look stupid in front of the kids when they yell at each other)

I hated going back ever since I moved out

[Anonymous No.11658634]

>>11658604
my sisters are the lowest form of scum on earth, absolute disgusting ghetto skanks. i really have no idea how i'm related to them

[Anonymous No.11658646]

>>11658048
>visiting family over some pagan holiday
Just got home with some sake, umeshu, a frozen lasagna and a pumpkin pie, and no plans for tomorrow. Life is good.

[Anonymous No.11658649]

Why do parents fright during a holiday gathering especially?

I guess is that everyone knows it's holiday and it is supposed to be "happy". But the atmosphere was so forced that eventually one of them just explode ?

[Anonymous No.11658653]

>>11658634
Post pics

[Anonymous No.11658654]

>>11658634
Tell me about christmas THIS year anon :)

[Anonymous No.11658671]

>>11658649
In a group they tried harder to not start shouting, when they got divorced and i visited them seperately they started shouting at me
So no

[Anonymous No.11658677]

>>11658612

Yorkshire puddings (despite the name, they're savory and served with a roast):

>Make a batter mix (basically American pancake mix but not sweetened at all) .
>Use a cupcake tray, in each dimple, put about 1cm of oil. Stick that in the oven at 230c until the oil is very hot.
>Take the hot tray out the oven, pour in the batter mix, it shouldn't be near overflowing (the mixture will rise a lot) and you should have a thing amount of oil surrounding the blob of batter..
>Stick in the oven for 20-25 minutes until they're brown and have risen into a bowl shape. Do not open the oven door until it's cooked.

Pic is what to expect, can take a bit of practice. Most common issue is the oil or oven not being hot enough which will result in something closer to a sponge than a think crisp yorkshire.

I always cheat and use a packet mix for bread sauce but the BBC recipes are usually good:

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2730/bread-sauce

It's a creamy sauce with a light flavour that goes really well with milder meats like turkey

[Anonymous No.11658687]

>>11658634
pics?

[Anonymous No.11658692]

>>11658649
Usually the mom shouts first because of something dad did

[Anonymous No.11658699]

>>11658677
Thanks for typing all of that out. I know nothing about yorkshire puddings, but 1cm in every hole in the muffin tray means like an actual third of a bottle for a tray of muffins, this seems a little excessive to me?

[Anonymous No.11658702]

>make chicken stock ahead of time
>make turkey stock with the turkey backbone and giblets and aromatics
>roast turkey on a trivet of trivet of vegetables and deglaze the roasting pan with the double stock and simmer it
>make roux
>add the amazing triple stock
>oversalt it
>dad cleaning up leftovers asks 2 times if he can throw the gravy away

[Anonymous No.11658708]

>>11658702
I hate it when i prepare everything from scratch and screw up in the latter stages, just overcooking homemade pasta kills my day

[Anonymous No.11658713]

>>11658120
horse country

[Anonymous No.11658738]

>>11658699

It does use a lot of oil, you're basically frying it for a bit then baking it (which is why it's important to keep the oil and oven hot).

Here's a vid showing how to make them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUvIJqhq0KQ

They are supremely nice and you can even make giant ones that you can fill with a stew or chilli.

[Anonymous No.11658743]

>dad is retired military
>we're traveling on Xmas Day to visit relatives I hardly know
>didn't plan ahead
>can't find a hotel with rooms available
>stop at a military base
>hardly anyone around, so we can stay there
>mess hall has closed, but we can eat leftovers
>VOQ rooms are lousy
Not ruined exactly, but not comfy either

[Anonymous No.11658746]

>>11658303
Post picture of pie section :)

[Anonymous No.11658752]

>>11658400
Southerner here. Pie looks mighty fine anon. I was concerned about the thickness of your filling, but you don't have any spillovers.

8/10 pending taste test revisions

[Anonymous No.11658760]

>>11658713
Sweden?
>>11658738
Thanks kind anon
>>11658743
Atleast you have a loving family anon

[Anonymous No.11658778]

>traveling on Xmas Eve to visit relatives
>stepmom wants to stop at a nursing home where her longtime friend lives
>ask to visit Mrs. Anon
>front desk staff doesn't know who that is
>staff looks through files
>Mrs. Anon died the previous year
>stepmom cries
>meanwhile back in the car, doggo ate our snacks & got sick
A lousy start to the holidays

[Anonymous No.11658782]

>>11658778
Indeed, atleast it wasnt close family

[Anonymous No.11658824]

>>11658778
Lol what is even the point of crying over someone dying over 60

[Anonymous No.11658859]

>>11658778
I'm pretty sure I am one of those people who most people will find out I died 5 years after the fact

[Anonymous No.11658864]

>>11658859
No dummy we'll miss you

[Anonymous No.11658866]

>>11658338
I would never speak to my parents again and tell them to die if they donated my gifts because of something so stupid

[Anonymous No.11658877]

>>11658859
but anon what about us

[Anonymous No.11658883]

>>11658495
>politics
Do you see a fucking ID there fuckwit

[Anonymous No.11658893]

>>11658864
>>11658877
it's not like there is a 4chan alert every time an anon dies

[Anonymous No.11658898]

>Forced to visit parents for christmas
>Sit in a corner and get drunk and small talk with the siblings
>Dad gets superdrunk and starts shouting, throws the christmas ham onto the floor
>Everybody starts crying
>Tell them it was nice talking to them and tell them I will see them next year
So how was your christmas?

[Anonymous No.11658905]

>>11658893
no one even cared when moot died

[Anonymous No.11658913]

>druggie brother who basically told my parents to fuck themselves leaves and breaks contact
>hits rock bottom
>comes home looking for help but won't take any offered and acts like a cock
>leaves again
>commits a homicide an the other side of the country
>investigations and shit have ruined the current state of my parents
>brothers and sisters all got over it but parents keep on talking and arguing over the same old shit a million times over
And so I've delayed coming home for the holiday but now I'm here, luckily we're with other relatives right now so it isn't so bad but I'm sure when we go home and have a family Christmas tomorrow like every year the spirit will be pretty dead, at least among my parents

[Anonymous No.11658917]

>>11658866
With that attitude I'd hope you'd kys yourself my dude

[Anonymous No.11658922]

Alone in my room for Christmas, even if I had the option of spending it with someone, I don't like anybody enough to want to. Vaguely texting my two family members, just out of kindness but dont actually want to speak to them.

Someone said they'd drive me to taco bell so I'm just waiting for Christmas to be over

[Anonymous No.11658927]

>>11658917
>telling people to kthemselves for not sucking their parents dicks
LMAOOOO

[Anonymous No.11658931]

>>11658048
Boring mood. Already got my christmas stuff since I didn't want much. Most of the shit I want comes out in a few weeks or in feburary closer to my birthday.

[Anonymous No.11658936]

>>11658913
stoopit druggie brother, poor parents
Hope for you he goes to jail so you can forget about him
>>11658922
Whilst this is shit compared to normal stamdards, its much better than having a ruined christmas because of fights

[Anonymous No.11658940]

>>11658931
Could be worse than spending chrimmas on the chins

[Anonymous No.11658947]

>>11658303

Lol

[Anonymous No.11658950]

>>11658936
I'm an actual introvert and huge gatherings exhaust me and are never enjoyable. If I had an SO or best friend, I'd only need to hang with them. Every big gathering Christmas I had as a child was ruined by me or someone else, usually someone else. I'm not foreign to bad Christmases, I'm just sick of people.

[Anonymous No.11658952]

>>11658338
The little shit got what he deserved if that actually happened. I hate when people think they have the right to ruin everything for everyone else.

[Anonymous No.11658953]

>>11658950
>mfw everyone in my family is introverted
Feels good brehs

[Anonymous No.11658954]

>>11658303
sorry anon

[Anonymous No.11658968]

Just boring mood. I already got my christmas stuff a few minutes ago since I didn't really ask for much, just the usual candy goodies and such.
Pretty fucking shit that all the good stuff is releasing in January and February.

[Anonymous No.11658972]

>>11658940
what?

[Anonymous No.11658980]

>>11658303
I would've tried your pie anon

[Anonymous No.11658988]

>>11658972
While it isnt the optimum, there are worse things to do and situations to be in than browsing this website on the day jesus was born

[Anonymous No.11659378]

My ex wife's family never wrapped gifts until after midnight on Christmas Eve. So every Christmas Eve I'd be forced to help wrap gifts from around midnight to 4 AM, then get woken up at 6 AM to go unwrap gifts. Then had to help cook a big ass Christmas day meal for like 15 people. So it was an exhausting 2 days, not much to enjoy about it.

[Anonymous No.11659420]

>>11658866
I hope you're 10 years old, that's the only way this attitude would even be slightly excusable.

[Anonymous No.11659433]

>>11658048
There was a time we visited my uncle for Christmas Dinner and brought some side dishes in case he didn't put in any effort.

He had crockpot hot dogs ready to go when we got in the door.

[Anonymous No.11659663]

>>11658677
I made this a couple years ago and it was so good! Crisp. Used lard rather than oil.

[Anonymous No.11659950]

>>11658053
>>11658065
>>11658111
>>11658096
>>11658103
>>11658120
>>11658713
>>11658760
lol they dont get the refrence

[Anonymous No.11660002]

>>11658893
>he's not on the alert system
Jesus Christ dude, what did you even do? It takes quite an event to get taken off the system.

[Anonymous No.11660084]

Got offered a beer and I said yes but was never given one. There were only two left and I had come late.
Haven't drank anything yet and I just wanna open the presents so I can leave.
Brother and brothers girlfriend said they had like a couple bottles of JD and wine and beer so hopefully I can go back to theirs and get fucked

[Anonymous No.11660125]

>>11660084
Dw guys saved the day. Found some sav blanc and starting on first glass

[Anonymous No.11660173]

>cook meat
>cut, it's raw
>put it back in for 10 minutes
>get it out, cut
>it's overdone
every time

[Anonymous No.11660189]

>>11658616
I feel this in a way. Ever since I moved out (4 years) my mum doesn't pick a fight with me anymore. But occasionally when I visit I can tell she's angling for one. I try not to visit.

[Anonymous No.11660210]

>>11659378
why cant faggots stand up for them selfs

[Anonymous No.11660215]

>>11658303
good, more pie for you, pecan pie is fucking delicious
next year, don't go. i hope you learned your lesson

[Anonymous No.11660223]

>>11658495
>politics
lmao christmas ruined by politics is the best kind of ruined christmas though

[Anonymous No.11660227]

>>11660210
he said EX wife

[Anonymous No.11660235]

>>11660173
use a thermometer next time, grandma

[Anonymous No.11660244]

>>11660227
ya she probably dumped him because he is a beta cuck

[Anonymous No.11660827]

My father just made creme brulee with a ciggie lighter

[Anonymous No.11660978]

>>11660827
How does that meet OP's criteria?

[Anonymous No.11661074]

Sorry to hear about all the bad times you guys are having
thankfully i'm having a pretty solid christmas playing smash with my nephew and making origami cranes with my niece

[Anonymous No.11661085]

>>11658702
that's why you don't salt till the end bud, lesson learned

[Anonymous No.11661088]

>>11658400
Not that I take pleasure in kicking a man when he's down, but technically, that is a pecan tart.

[Anonymous No.11661106]

one year I drank an entire bottle of kraken rum on christmas eve and my family woke up to a half dozen puddles of vomit all over the house

[Anonymous No.11661131]

>>11661074
Cranes?

[Anonymous No.11661133]

>>11661131
these little guys

[Anonymous No.11661136]

>>11661106
Shit, that sounds like me last year, i still have the bottle around as a reminder of how much i fucked up

[Anonymous No.11661141]

>>11661136
And i obviously forgot the picture

[Anonymous No.11661142]

Not a disaster, but an annoyance.

My mother taking charge of my cooking and doings things without asking me, even though I'm the one who is meant to make it and has a tried and tested way of doing so.

[Anonymous No.11661180]

>>11658400
>pie.jpg

This makes me more sad than the story for some reason

[Anonymous No.11661212]

>>11658048

i burnt the first batch of oats for the gluten free cheesecake, but fortunately i had enough to just throw it out and do another batch. so not that bad.

[Anonymous No.11661218]

>>11658866

i'd just put you up for adoption, so never talking to me again isn't a big deal.

[Anonymous No.11661225]

>>11661106

>throwing up after drinking only a single bottle

what a little bitch

[Anonymous No.11661267]

>>11658893
>not having a 4chan gold account

Anon, I ...

[Anonymous No.11661375]

>>11660978
I am op

[Anonymous No.11661409]

>>11661142
I can't do prep when im not alone in the kitchen, i feel you. The worst is when they actually interfere with your cooking e.g. crank the temp up etc

[Anonymous No.11661536]

>>11661133
that looks nothing like those you see at construction sites

[Anonymous No.11661746]

>>11658479
good god imagine being in this guy's head for a day

[Anonymous No.11661815]

>>11658048
>have new wife with me when Im visiting parents
>making out this morning
>mom knocks on door and .5 seconds later opens it
>”Come downstai-“
>leaves without even saying anything
>second year in a row she’s done this
Im a massive homo btw dont know if that matters

[Anonymous No.11661832]

>>11661746
I'd rather not

[Anonymous No.11661864]

>>11658479
This has to be an /int/ shitpost

[Anonymous No.11661872]

I have certain dietary choices that the rest of my family doesn't and refuses to accommodate in any way. I live hundreds of miles away and can't cook for myself. Had to eat take-out while they glared at me while eating their homemade christmas dinner, sarcastically apologizing every time I was asked to pass a dish they prepared.

[Anonymous No.11661899]

>>11658303

who the fuck doesn't eat pecan pie

[Anonymous No.11661926]

>>11661872
Not to be a jerk, but you could eat 'their' food. It's just once a year and you won't be glared at

[Anonymous No.11661933]

>>11661872
>I have certain dietary choices that the rest of my family doesn't and refuses to accommodate in any way.

such as?

[Anonymous No.11661934]

>>11661926
I mean, I'm just venting. I'm not trying to derail the thread with certain words, but not violating my personal ethics is more important to me than not being glared at one or two days of the year.

[Anonymous No.11661945]

>>11661934
>my personal ethics

so vegan? if so, they shouldn't expect you to eat ham or whatever, but you couldn't have a biscuit with some butter?

[Anonymous No.11661946]

>>11661872
>dietary choices
so you wouldnt eat christmas food with your family because of a diet? And you complain about them? Lol lose you wont gain 10kg from eating dinner

[Anonymous No.11661977]

>>11661945
Don't really think there's much of a difference between meat and dairy but this isn't really the thread for that.

It goes both ways, you know? It would have also been pretty easy for them to make roasted vegetables with spices and oil instead of drowning them in butter. Or to just have some margarine at the table that I could put on the biscuits.

[Anonymous No.11661984]

>>11661977
>Don't really think there's much of a difference between meat and dairy

it was bait but he/she is not hungry apparently.

[Anonymous No.11662027]

>>11661977
This is bait right? There’s no way nobody would use muh ethics as a reason to piss off their entire family.

[Anonymous No.11662049]

>>11662027

you don't seem to know any vegans

[Anonymous No.11662071]

Christmas eve went quite good this year.
The day started with going to a bar with my friends and afterwards we grilled sausages outdoors until it was evening. I went home a bit drunk and prepared dinner with my siblings.
We played cards and ate together, had fun this year in a smaller circle with less stress and preparations.
/blogpost

[Anonymous No.11662086]

>>11662071

off-topic, pls delet

[Anonymous No.11662097]

>>11658452
God, shut the fuck up fatass.

[Anonymous No.11662104]

>>11658553
apples

[Anonymous No.11662106]

>>11662086
Sorry boss.

[Anonymous No.11662111]

>>11658048
I was trying to get to wally world but got off the track by this really hot chick so said fuck it and left the family behind and banged her so many times it would made the wife hurt.

[Anonymous No.11662123]

>>11662049
yeah they are generally fucking nuts. buddy just split with his vegan wife their holiday meals looked shit

[Anonymous No.11662136]

>>11662111
OH BABY!

[Anonymous No.11662142]

>>11658048
I'd rather take the girl than some mangy, flea infested hound.

[Anonymous No.11662181]

>>11661872
Holy shit dude, I don't like tomatoes and durring my wedding dinner everything had tomatoes so I ate nothing. My grandma who is dying made my favorite desert for the next day and I caught my mom eating all of it in the middle of the night. I yelled at her and my dad caught me and was mad at me. Sat in my room the rest of the vacation with my wife bored as hell. The room was all windows even.
Now with parents in law who love us and are glad to have a son. Maybe life isn't always bad. I know where I'm going every Christmas

[Anonymous No.11662188]

>>11662181
Is this some sort of weird copy pasta?

[Anonymous No.11662198]

>>11662188
Seems it.

[Anonymous No.11662203]

>>11662111

[Anonymous No.11662206]

>>11662123
Offer your bud condolences, what else can a friend do?

[Anonymous No.11662219]

>>11662123
She wasn't vegan if she tolerated a non-vegan husband

[Anonymous No.11662225]

>>11662123
Take him out for a night on the town, it'll be last chance he gets before the vegan bitch gets his claws into him. Notice is face now, and notice it again a few years later, it'll have a scowel of hate and disgust. That's what vegans do to "normies" that fall into their clutches. Instead of serving his purposes he's fallen into the trap of some vegan agenda.

[Anonymous No.11662228]

>>11662188
>>11662198

what, you never caught your mom eating an entire cake in the middle of the night?

[Anonymous No.11662234]

>>11662228
No, I'm not from a family for weirdos, we didn't follow each other around at night.
Were you from kind of family? If so, don't put that on others.

[Anonymous No.11662237]

>>11662234

is /ck/ this fucking literal all the time?

[Anonymous No.11662261]

>>11662188
Oh god this makes me feel even worse. My mom is addicted to pain killers.

[Anonymous No.11662314]

>>11662234
It was only 9 and I wanted a snack

[Anonymous No.11662391]

>>11658338
why are yugos so cringey? serbs do this type of shit all the time too

[Anonymous No.11662395]

Just ruined christmas dinner lads. Feelsbad. My fucking father treating me like a child; I come all they way back for this shit. Pisses me off so much so I sat there and didn't say hardly a word all dinner.

[Anonymous No.11662405]

>>11658303
>when the family gets in a fight and doesn't end up throwing all the food at each other
Why did movies lie to me like this? I don't want to live in this world.

[Anonymous No.11662406]

Already stormed out and drove for an hour.
Was fighting with father about him being a gaslighting narcissist cunt.
Family called and wanted me back for dinner.
Drove back and now everyone acting like nothing happened because relatives are here.
I just want to die.

[Anonymous No.11662421]

>>11662406
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.11662424]

I suspect my ex girlfriend is an alcoholic at age of 22.

[Anonymous No.11662425]

>>11661977
No. It doesn't go both ways. You are the one who needs to be specially catered to. You are the one spoiling things for everyone else. You are the one who needs to pull his head in.

[Anonymous No.11662446]

>>11662104
My favourite kind of pie! Can you share your recipe please?

[Anonymous No.11662457]

>>11662395
Well, you are HIS child anon
>>11662406
Acting like nothing happened is awkward

[Anonymous No.11662465]

>>11658479
this is obvious satire

[Anonymous No.11662467]

I contracted a debilitating flu that made me go to hospital. Couldn't eat anything and literally just slept all day. So however shitty your christmas was, I doubt it was worse than mine.

[Anonymous No.11662471]

>>11662457
I am 30 fucking years old I don't come back to be treated like this. Fuck dude I am still so pissed off.

[Anonymous No.11662474]

>>11662395
You should have left. Your parents need you more than you need them, remember that.

[Anonymous No.11662475]

>>11662471
You'll always be his child even if you were 1000 years old.

[Anonymous No.11662485]

>>11662475
I'm not who you are replying to but I doubt thats the point here.

[Anonymous No.11662497]

>>11662457
Yep. Happens all the time. Just last night he was drunk and screaming at my mom calling her a bitch/etc.
Woke up this morning and they were both acting like it never happened.
I pray that God kills me or him now with an aneurism.
I don't even fear death anymore, I would have killed myself years ago if I didn't know it would ruin mom.
If she dies first I'm killing him and myself without hesitation.
Got some nice socks for Christmas though.

[Anonymous No.11662533]

>Christmas Eve dinner
>me, mom & dad, sister with her bf and 3yo kid, uncle and his 2nd wife
>uncle is a cool dude, excellent baker but age's getting to him
>his wife is some nosy uneducated landwhale, no one knows why uncle married her
>mom & dad gives my nephew a tri-ski sled, kid is overjoyed
>bro in law starts assembling it
>uncle falls asleep or zones out like always
>aunt decides she knows better than bro in law and start shouting at him, saying he's doing everything wrong
>bro gets annoying and tell her to shut up
>she starts screeching, slowly gets up and tries to grab pieces from his hands
>bro goes "fuck it", drops everything and go have a smoke
>aunt tries to assemble what's left
>somehow breaks 2 pieces within seconds then step on the body of the toy and snaps it in half
>nephew starts crying, waking up uncle
>uncle immediately slaps his wife then bring her to the basement while talking shit to her
>they leave soon after
>we realise uncle never took the Christmas cake out of his car

Too bad for the toy and cake but we kinda had a laugh after it all.

[Anonymous No.11662538]

>>11662467
Atleast you couldnt get into any kind of fight this way, be glad

[Anonymous No.11662546]

>>11662533
poor nephew. loud women are on the top of my "no likey list"

[Anonymous No.11662550]

all hell will break lose when my father sees these college grades. pray for me

[Anonymous No.11662559]

>>11662497
Can you give details on the socks?

[Anonymous No.11662563]

>>11662559
They are wool and warm.

[Anonymous No.11662565]

>>11662563
Thanks

[Anonymous No.11662568]

>>11658303
Merry Christmas anon, sorry your family is a bunch of shitters

[Anonymous No.11662574]

>>11662533
Good story

[Anonymous No.11662579]

>>11662533
Did you call the police? He can't just get away with hitting her like that.

[Anonymous No.11662588]

>live far away
>call family for christmas
>we only talk a couple times a year
>2 minutes of small talk, then: anyone else want to talk to anon?
>crickets
>well great talking to you, take care!
>y-you too, t-till next christmas
>click
13 years and counting like this

[Anonymous No.11662592]

This morning (Christmas day) my wife and baby daughter drove off to go live with her nearest relatives until I "fix" myself. Its a 12 hour drive. They are about 9 hours in. So now I'm here alone in this house I got for us about a year and 1/2 ago. Looks like its just me and the tree for this one.

[Anonymous No.11662595]

>>11662588
Thats fucked.

[Anonymous No.11662599]

>>11662592
Dang, what does she have against you?

[Anonymous No.11662600]

>dipshit stacy cousin leaves ice cream out and it melts all over kitchen counters
>tiles now sticky
>edgelord 14 year old cousin blasting rucka rucka ali during christmas presents
>he brakes someones fucking unwrapped phone by throwing it

[Anonymous No.11662601]

>>11662592
Poor doggo

[Anonymous No.11662602]

>>11662546
>tfw so soft spoken nobody hears me
>men won't notice me anyway
Kerry chfismas

[Anonymous No.11662610]

>>11662406
damn son my dad is also a gaslighting narcissistic cunt
the silver lining is that everyone knows it
the bad part is im currently living with him (not for much longer)

[Anonymous No.11662614]

>>11662592
I wish I could be your wife and we could spend Christmas together with our love child

[Anonymous No.11662616]

>>11662546
Are they niggers? They are the embarrassment of the USA.

[Anonymous No.11662622]

>>11662600
Sounds like a bit of fun, actually.

[Anonymous No.11662628]

>>11658338
At least he recognizes now how much of a faggot he was

[Anonymous No.11662630]

>>11662592
You must be really cucked, she not only wants to control you, but she wants to "fix" you too. How'd you wind up with such a cunt?

[Anonymous No.11662637]

>>11658400
Filling looks 10/10
Crust looks 6/10
Par-bake that fucker it will be crisp did you buy it or make it from scratch? It would be better if made from scratch and super easy I can give a recipe if you want it, I do hope your day turns around for the better

[Anonymous No.11662638]

>>11662588
;_;

[Anonymous No.11662666]

>>11658409
>>11661088
What kind of damn y*nkees put crust on top of a pecan pie?

[Anonymous No.11662668]

>>11662622
You can lick the sloppy leftovers, make a tiramisu with that.

[Anonymous No.11662674]

>>11662666
What kind of faggot defeated southerner has to put a * for yankees?

[Anonymous No.11662683]

>>11662666

[Anonymous No.11662699]

Dinner was lovely. Turkey, sausagemeat stuffing, pigs in blankets with plenty of cranberry sauce and bread sauce. Honey roasted parsnips and roast potatoes were on point.

Watched the Queen's speech, played a few crappy boardgames with trivia questions from the 80s.

Then despite spending weeks preparing, my mother decides she wants to become a zombie by sneaking alcohol (she's supposed to be a recovering alcoholic) and passing out, which has put a bit of a dampener on things and will probably lead to an argument when my Aunt and Uncle leave. The rest of us drink but not to excess with family.

Ho hum. Merry Christmas lads.

[Anonymous No.11662700]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWvKvOViM3g
Black Sabbath - Paranoid (Full Album)

[Anonymous No.11662704]

>>11662699
Cheers! Aunts are older so sometimes know better, but some relations are batshit insane.

[Anonymous No.11662712]

>>11662600
The only one i feel bad for is the recipient of the phone
>>11662592
Im sorry youre separated from your child during this time of the year :(

[Anonymous No.11662715]

My christmas was ruined over fucking roasted parsnips.

>making roasted parsnips for the christmas dinner
>as an extra treat, i decided to sprinkle over a little turmeric
>the parsnips come out with a little orange colouration
>my WHOLE FAMILY gets really fucking annoyed at it for some reason
>dad starts screaming that 'everyone will confuse them with the CARROTS' when they fucking carrots are cut into circles
>grandpa starts getting involved, tells me 'we didn't have this orange shit in the war' and points to the turmeric
>mother gets in hysterics over it
>starts saying that 'nobody can eat those now, how do we know if anyone here likes tuppertic?'
>threatens to cancel the whole christmas dinner and just make sandwiches instead
>dad manages to calm her down
>family agrees that nobody should eat the roasted parsnips
>mum complaints throughout that 'i was really looking forward to parsnips and anon ruined it'
>everyone keeps agreeing
>sisters christmas cracker joke is 'two snowmen are standing in a field and one says can you smell carrots'
>dad adds an extra line
>'NO BUT I CAN SMELL FUCKING TURMERIC PARSNIPS MADE BY A STUPID CUNT'
>everyone fucking laughs at my expense
>ended up eating the whole tray of parsnips by myself

[Anonymous No.11662717]

>>11662616
I was rather talking about women who cant shut their mouth and know everything better in general, for we dont have blacks here

[Anonymous No.11662724]

>>11662602
you too anon
>>11662637
Not poor pecan anon but id still like the recipe
>>11662666
I only knew topped apple pie, i have never seen a pecan pie because its just not a think here
>>11662699
Sorry to hear about your momma. Atleast you didnt eat a tv dinner alone in your room like a lot of people on here

[Anonymous No.11662726]

>>11660223
Can definitely relate watching my brother (sjw liberal) and aunt (insane Trump supporter) verbally go at it is the highlight of my holidays. Getting to find out just how insane my aunt has gotten this year is always a fun game we like to play, nothing beats the year she claimed Obama funded the Mexican cartels to dig tunnels connecting convience stores (like 7/11s) in behalf of the Jihad Muslims that own them so it will be easier for them to launch a full scale invasion of the US across the country. Trump winning completely flipped the script so now I get to listen to my brother talk about how Trump is equipping ICE with military grade hardware so he can build his wall and install a facist dictatorship that will exterminate all gays, and brown people.

[Anonymous No.11662727]

>>11662715
i chuckled

[Anonymous No.11662739]

>>11661934
It's a diet not a religion

[Anonymous No.11662750]

>>11662715
what a bunch of bumholes, throwing a fit over some orange coloration. they dont deserve you.

[Anonymous No.11662751]

>>11662726
Holy shit I need to come your place for christmas anon

[Anonymous No.11662756]

>>11662715
What flyover shithole do you live in? Get out anon.

[Anonymous No.11662760]

>>11662756
uk midlands

[Anonymous No.11662766]

>>11662760
Fucking leave. Your family sound like cunts. You’re alright anon, we like you posting here.

[Anonymous No.11662772]

>>11662588
My grandparents do that on the phone, shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.11662780]

>>11662751

I had a similar arrangement prior to my divorce. A sister-in-law who was a tumblrina and hated all things to the right of Lenin, and a cousin who had a strangely stable chauvinist bent. They'd argue a lot, neither really trying to convince the other as much as they were trying to make the other look crazy or dumb.

It's entertaining until they start drinking, and then it gets loud and not very fun anymore.

[Anonymous No.11662802]

>>11662750
I second this. Don't worry anon, at least nobody is forcing you to take care of them in the future.

[Anonymous No.11662814]

>>11662715
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

[Anonymous No.11662842]

>>11662446
Not that anon but for my Apple pie I just downed over the course of two nights was as follows
315 grams AP flour
1 stick (113 grams) butter (chilled)
113 grams veg shortening (also recommended to be chilled but not necessarily)
1 teaspoon of salt
1 bowl of water with a few ice cubes on it about 237 grams

I cut the fats and flour with a fork until crumbly then mix in the water and salt mix until it comes together with fat deposits. I split in two that and roll out half to par bake at 450F for 20-30 minutes judging by color you don't want golden brown yet but just until it begins to get brown is what you want.
While that's baking I make the filling, I slice and decore 2 honey crisp appels on a mandolin
2 teaspoons of peppermint leaves (dried and crushed)
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
70 grams of sugar
104 grams of appel cider (the fresh stuff sold chilled and seasonally from honey crisp appels preferably)
I let everything sit until the bottom crust is cooked and cooled then I fill it up and roll out the top crust I don't do lattice but here would be the step to cut the strips and lay it out, bake at 450F for 40 minutes and let cool and set. I take any leftover filling I have which is usually half a cup or so and cook it on low heat with 70 grams of Brandy and more peppermint
leaf until it's thick and Carmel like then I thin it out with butter until it flows usually 1/4 of a stick but I just eyeball it. I'll serve the pie with that as a sauce either on the pie or a la mode and that on the ice cream

[Anonymous No.11662846]

>>11662842
I don't understand this recipe because it doesn't start with a long story about your personal relationship with apple pies.

[Anonymous No.11662854]

>>11662766
This picture did good to my heart, thank you for posting it

[Anonymous No.11662859]

>>11662842
Thanks for the recipe, i assume youre british?

[Anonymous No.11662860]

>>11662846

Don't forget the purple prose about the taste, texture, and aromas of the various ingredients. Gotta make use of that worthless English major somehow.

[Anonymous No.11662873]

>>11662842
>veg shortening
Is this interchangeable with butter? I never used it

[Anonymous No.11662878]

>>11662859
Yeah I'm a bong I forgot to add I don't use sugar in my crust because I'll use a double batch for a piss pie (pork kidney meat pie) around the holidays but it's not uncommon to add like 3 teaspoons of sugar with the salt for pie crusts

[Anonymous No.11662879]

>>11659420
honestly ruining christmas for your child like that is messed up
you'll know better than to put your beliefs over your own child when you're older
hopefully

[Anonymous No.11662882]

>>11662873
You want both butter and shortening (lard works too) any other fat works just as long as it has a different melting point than the butter the fats melting at different times creates the flakiness you want in a crust

[Anonymous No.11662895]

>>11662882
I learnt something about cooking on /ck/? It's a Christmas miracle.

[Anonymous No.11662896]

>>11662878
Thank you, a sweet and a savoury pie with only 1 time work sounds nice
>>11662882
Thanks bud

[Anonymous No.11662901]

>>11662882
Isnt the flakiness created in the kneading and folding process?

[Anonymous No.11663008]

>>11662901
Kinda it is but only if the fats are cold enough they stay solid until they are put in the oven but the different melting temperatures contribute as well since it allows one fat to create the layers cooking the dough while the other one later on finishes the job crisping them up leading to a flakier dough. I have seen recipes with just butter but I haven't tried them so I can't compare as this is my reliable standard crust

[Anonymous No.11663199]

>>11658400
>pecan pie
Whats all that water?

[Anonymous No.11663259]

>>11658053
>>11659950
Fuck you unbased bluepilled ponyposters
Choke on a mix of vomit and my hard two-toned cock

[Anonymous No.11663324]

>>11662715
>orange parsnip bad

[Anonymous No.11663335]

>always have meatballs at chrimbus
>mom and I usually make them the way grandma used to before she died
>20yrold cousin volunteers to make them this year
>family already fawning over how great he is at cooking because he took cooking classes in school
>come time for dinner
>meatballs are made from boar, dry as fuck, falling apart as soon as you touch them
>he's substituted actual seasoning for cheap BBQ sauce
>everyone telling him how amazing they are and what a good chef he is
Grandma would've been spinning in her grave.

[Anonymous No.11663554]

>>11663335
Fuck your cousin

[Anonymous No.11663583]

>>11658409
I have never in my life see a pecan pie with crust on top.

[Anonymous No.11663626]

>>11662465
you underestimate how fucked /brit/ is

[Anonymous No.11663709]

I had my mom watch Paprika and Tokyo godfathers. She's 57. She loved every moment.

Surf and turf for dinner.

[Anonymous No.11663737]

>>11658479
>imagine this being the most use you could make of excel

[Anonymous No.11663846]

I bought some brand new pants, wore them yesterday and as i was carrying a big dish of lasagna some of it spilled on my pants. I left my family gathering and spent all night getting the stains off

[Anonymous No.11663913]

>>11663846
should have returned them and bought the same pair. would have saved u much more time

[Anonymous No.11663953]

>>11662879
It had nothing to do with their beliefs you stupid fuck, it had to do with him insulting them even after he did something wrong. You'd have to be a narcissist to think that shits ok.

[Anonymous No.11663992]

>>11663259
>two-toned cock
You should medical attention for that affliction, it's likely a bunch of STDs.

[Anonymous No.11664142]

>>11658303
I bet the pie is delicious, Anon.

[Anonymous No.11664369]

>>11662599
Apparently I don't follow orders very well. But I do try to maintain the peace in the house.
>>11662614
Hmm, thanks.
>>11662630
Cucked? That term really doesn't suit my situation, but I understand the point you are getting at, I guess.
>>11662712
Yeah. She was a tiny baby last Christmas, and now she's more aware and walking around, talking a little (babbling) and its sad to see her go. But I'm "hanging in there", well enough.

[Anonymous No.11664399]

>>11658400
Where did you get that crust?

[Anonymous No.11664456]

>tfw 13 year old cousin called me emo, then said I was a loser who had no friends
Pretty savage, huh. Also I got presents for relatives that were visiting, but I didn't end up giving it to them because I was feeling too autistic to interact one on one

[Anonymous No.11664508]

>>11664456
13 year old kids are still using the word emo? I didn't think that term was going to stick.

[Anonymous No.11664563]

>>11664508
Me neither I was surprised

[Anonymous No.11664881]

>>11664508
>>11664456
kids at that age can be absolute assholes because they know you can't really do shit against them. Only way to win is to have some mad good comeback, and for their parents to also punish them in some fashion.

[Anonymous No.11664909]

>>11663008
Thank you, i never had a flaky crust ;_;
>>11663583
I have seen apple pie with crust on top
>>11663709
comfy

[Anonymous No.11664917]

>>11664399
I spouted some diarrhea in my undies during a drunk time, dropped that on the floor then the next morning it was pretty crusty. There's your crust, want it?

[Anonymous No.11664944]

christmas dinner was rice and beans, nearly burned down the house making it
jerked off to the same shitty machine translated porn three times even though I didn't like it
behind on all bills, no money and that's just the tip of the iceberg
I wish I was better at this whole living thing

[Anonymous No.11664946]

>>11658400
Your pie looks delicious, and if I had been there I would have gladly taken a slice.

You're a good boy, anon. You did your best.

[Anonymous No.11664947]

>>11664944
How much money do you need to catch up with your debt?

[Anonymous No.11664960]

>>11662842
I have a personal relationship with goats.

[Anonymous No.11664963]

>>11664947
'bout tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.11664969]

>>11664944

[Anonymous No.11664974]

>>11664947
$179. I'll probably be able to pay enough to avoid disconnection by the end of the month though. hopefully

[Anonymous No.11664976]

>>11664974
That's nothing ya know, I was thinking hundreds of thousands. Man up, you're a bitch if you can't come up with $180.

[Anonymous No.11664983]

>>11664976
never claimed I wasn't!

[Anonymous No.11664989]

>Everyone's on their phones after opening their presents
I just wanted to talk with them, I haven't seen them in months

[Anonymous No.11664992]

>>11664989
Send them an SMS

[Anonymous No.11664995]

>>11664983
Riiight but you're on 4c?

[Anonymous No.11665007]

>>11658048
Ten years ago I got drunk af and took a shit under the Christmas tree.

[Anonymous No.11665012]

>>11664983
Have you considered huffing jenkem?

[Anonymous No.11665015]

>>11665007
When I was 4 yrs old I took a piss a corner of a room of a house my mom was checking out, I got some shit for that one, but even at 4 yrs old I could tell that place sucked.

[Anonymous No.11665016]

>>11665015
Were you drunk? That's what I do when I'm drunk.

[Anonymous No.11665019]

>>11665016
At 4 yrs old, no.

[Anonymous No.11665032]

>>11665015
I was 17 at the time. I ruined the whole Christmas.

[Anonymous No.11665067]

>>11664456
>7 year old niece:anon, where's your brother?
>Me:he's at his girlfriends house tonight
>Niece:do you have a girlfriend?
>Me:n-no I dont
>niece: why don't you have a girlfriend anon?
>Me: well, I ... I gotta check the tri tip

Fuck you Stella you little shit

[Anonymous No.11665092]

My parents split and now live in different parts of the country. Went to see my mom this year but saw my dad and that side of the family shortly before Christmas.

>younger stepsister turns up to family getogether in leather pants, high heels and a leopard print vest.
>somehow the conversation gets to current partners, stepmom's mom asks why stepsister has at her age had more partners than me (like that is a good thing?)
>say that "well, she DOES dress like a hooker, so..."
>everyone rages

Apparently I'M the bad guy. Left shortly afterwards. I didn't need to hear repeated tales of my stepsisters' conquests and how she got chlamydia that one time thankyouverymuch

[Anonymous No.11665095]

>>11665092
I've got a sister bordering on like that, its heartbreaking

[Anonymous No.11665175]

>>11665092
Why would you say such a thing anyway?

[Anonymous No.11665188]

>>11664989
Just start up your cellphone jammer

[Anonymous No.11665211]

>>11665067
atleast she didn't offer to be your girlfriend out publicly. If you were to accept you'd be looked upon as a pedo, and if you'd refuse you'd let her down and made her sad
All in front of parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts etc.

You can't win

[Anonymous No.11665267]

This year was not bad. Some minor argument in the table, but not really shouting or some other stupid shit. Everyone was sober from my family too. The atmosphere was still somewhat hostile.

Last year I spent whole Christmas and New Year's eve locked up in a mental institution. Admitted myself to the hospital on 23rd. My parents told all relatives when they asked where I was that I was "having fun other side of the country with my friends" kek

[Anonymous No.11665357]

>>11665267
Are you good again, anon friend?

[Anonymous No.11665362]

>>11665175
Why would SHE ask such a thing? Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.11665365]

>>11665357
I have been extremely stable for pretty much whole year, was able to even keeb a job for a while. Optimistic for year 2019.

I was sleep deprived and hallucinating really badly last year around that time.

[Anonymous No.11665367]

I just spent my Christmas alone in my apt with some rum.

[Anonymous No.11665369]

>>11665362
Because it's easier for girls to get boyfriends than for boys to get girlfriends?

[Anonymous No.11665373]

>>11665365
Hope you're all good now

[Anonymous No.11665376]

This christmas actually went perfectly. Spent christmas eve with my wife's mother and family, had a good dinner, then we spent christmas day at my Dad's place with him, his new wife, and my brother and his girlfriend. Good food, good drink, a happy time had by all, and then me and my wife had friends over for boxing day which we spent drinking in our giant inflatable pool we got from K-Mart.

Most of my christmas days over the last decade have involved me either getting drunk and ruining everything/getting fucked up on drugs and ruining everything/some combination of the above and being hospitalised as a result/or doing nothing by myself.

This was a genuinely perfect christmas for me.

[Anonymous No.11665381]

>>11665376
Boxing during the Christmas?

[Anonymous No.11665384]

>>11665373
I'm all good.

The funny/absurd thing is, that I was on this random bar on Christmas eve with few of my buddies and one guy who was admitted to mental hospita same time as me last year was there too - just before midnight his sister had called the cops and the cops took him from the bar back to the looney bin. I did not talk to him but thought it was a bummer that they came for him on Christmas Eve and he is locked up now again. Then again, I overheard some of the conversation from the table and he was really fucked up talking really strange shit, so I do not wonder that he was forcefully taken there again.

I don't have any proper mental illness diagnosed and the only pills I am given are sleeping pills. Most of my bad episodes are after I have slept like 4-5 hours whole week.

[Anonymous No.11665386]

>>11665384
Good to hear

[Anonymous No.11665387]

>>11665369
>it's easier to get
Does not correlate to
>having many partners
Correct answer is either
>she's a whore
Or
>she's an awful gf

[Anonymous No.11665390]

>>11665387
True, but you don't say that out loud because it will upset people and make them angry at you

[Anonymous No.11665391]

>>11665381
Boxing Day - the day after Christmas. It's a British Empire/Commonwealth thing (I'm in Australia).

[Anonymous No.11665398]

>>11665391
just looked it up and to my surprise (and relief) it has nothing to do with the sport of boxing

[Anonymous No.11665400]

dip pork chop in honey mustard our dejon mustard. one of those would be good right?

[Anonymous No.11665412]

>>11665400
Taste is subjective so one can not give an answer to this

[Anonymous No.11665425]

>be me
>Christmas eve with family
>during dinner, I hear something rattling in the walls
>shit
>the rape dwarf must have gotten free somehow
>mfw its my turn to hunt the dwarf

what should I do anons? He bit trough the titanium bars of the cage twice now

[Anonymous No.11665429]

>>11665425
Leave variety of food on the table for whole night

It will get hungry at some point and that is when you strike

[Anonymous No.11665439]

>>11665390
I'm female and not the other guy so I'll gladly say it out loud. My family is actually religious and every whore has been disowned. Not joking, they all live miserable lives for being whores, while the rest of us flourish.

[Anonymous No.11665508]

>>11665425
10mm semi-auto pistol and 12g slugs or 00 buck. When he is on the ground cut his tendons so the fucker won't escape. Dismember him and burn the parts separately in oil drums.
Alternatively: gas the fucking je- I mean rape dwarf.

[Anonymous No.11665512]

>>11663008
cute and heartwarming gif tbqh
most kids wouldn't even blink at getting an ipad

[Anonymous No.11665539]

>>11665367
I hope it wasn't some bottom shelf swill, anon?

[Anonymous No.11665553]

>>11658048
When my mother starts crying every Christmas because my brother is dead.

[Anonymous No.11665558]

>>11665512
This
Kids are too spoiled nowadays

[Anonymous No.11665560]

>>11665553
You don't?
What happened, anon?
My condolences

[Anonymous No.11665581]

>>11665560
He drowned, he was surfing and somehow fell and hit his head, when they got to him he was no longer breathing and noone could revive him.
I was only 3 when it happened so I only have faint memories of him, however mom never really got over it.

[Anonymous No.11665593]

>>11665560
You cry when someone dies. Crying for years after is just pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11665602]

>>11665581
Oh, okay
Sorry

[Anonymous No.11665665]

>>11662592
Isn't that kidnapping?

[Anonymous No.11665669]

>>11665665
You can't kidnap yourself, can you?

[Anonymous No.11665708]

>>11665669
Her taking the kids could be considered kidnapping if she doesn't allow him to see them

[Anonymous No.11666144]

Christmas is over, my connection to my mother reached ice ages and i didnt see maternal grandma and grandpa. The roast tasted like pure iron and im still glad i didnt just spit this shite right out and ruin the mood

[Anonymous No.11666274]

>>11658752
that's a store bought pecan pie you doofus

[Anonymous No.11666294]

>>11662219
Could be a very recent convert

[Anonymous No.11666341]

>>11666274
I guess anon just bought premade crust

[Anonymous No.11667174]

>>11665429
dont play dumb. you know what he wants