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So I made breakfast for my boyfriend and he said it was "ok". What do you make for your boyfriends to keep them happy?

>> No.11652184

>>11652175
should have gotten him a McGriddle. the best breakfast fastfood sandwich.

>> No.11652242

>>11652175
post your tits and i'll tell you how happy he is

>> No.11652249

>>11652175
Does your bf weigh 40lbs? How is that a meal?

>> No.11652254

>>11652242
you’re trying to get me banned!

>> No.11652267

>>11652254
put pepperoni slices over your nipples

>> No.11652283

>>11652175
Suck his dick, make him a sandwich and don't talk so much.

>> No.11652292
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11652292

>>11652283
I only talk when he wants to discuss the Voyager episode we are watching.

>> No.11652294

>>11652292
You didn't address anything else. Do what I said if you want real advice.

>> No.11652316

>>11652292
> Voyager episode
> posts video from DS9.

Mmm this Klingon sure is serving up some tasty bait.

>> No.11652328
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>>11652175
Did you dress up like a maid when you served it to him? That usually helps.

>> No.11652330
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11652330

>>11652184
That's not a Farmer's Wrap.

>> No.11652336

>>11652175
Bitch, that's about an eighth of a meal. This isn't a fancy dinner, the guy needs some eggs, sausage, bacon, hash browns, and all in massive quantities until he can't eat anymore, so he can go work his ass off.

Unless your bf is a soyboy, then this is an acceptable breakfast.

>> No.11652377

lol at people not realizing this is an old image, kawaii as fuck but still a repost

>> No.11652460

tfw no gf to make me uwu eggies and bacey

>> No.11652656

>>11652175
What's this?!

>> No.11652662

>>11652328
this
also please post tits or leave

>> No.11652819

>>11652377
If you think this soggy piece of crap is kawaii for god's don't look up actual bento, you'll probably die of a brain hemorrhage.

>> No.11652848

>>11652283
Play with his balls too

>> No.11652854

>>11652175
Looks scrumptious

>> No.11652937

>>11652175
Where's the rest of it?
>he said it was "ok"
Do a better job next time.

>> No.11652992

>>11652848
I don't like my balls played with. They're super sensitive. Ask first.

>> No.11653005

>>11652249
Who besides fat fucks and Mexican day laborers eat a big breakfast?

>> No.11653008

>>11652992
No. I'll take both balls in my mouth and stick a finger up your ass when you least expect it.

>> No.11653012

>>11652175
>he said it was "ok".
That means it's good and he liked it. He's obviously unimpressed by food so don't bother fishing for compliments. Me and my girlfriend are exactly like this so I know wht I'm talking about. If he eats it and doesn't bitch, it's fine. Stop worrying.
>gf makes food
>How is it?
>it's ok
>Do you like it?
>yup

>> No.11653270

>>11652175
How does he react when you stick your feet in his face? :3

>> No.11653284

>>11652175
You gotta suck his dick, tongue scrub his balls and make sure to drink every last drop of cum

>> No.11653304

>>11653005
what do you have for breakfast, anon-kun?

>> No.11653312

>>11652292
Go back to /trek/ Jess

>> No.11653318

>>11652175
How do you get the yolk like that?

>> No.11653347

>>11652330
Why did you post Brazillian food?

>> No.11653359
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11653359

>>11653347
doesn't look like sopa de macaco to me

>> No.11653379

>>11653359
>On August 26, 2014, Burger King agreed to purchase Tim Hortons for US$11.4 billion;[13] the chain became a subsidiary of the Oakville-based holding company Restaurant Brands International on December 15, 2014, which is majority-owned by Brazilian investment firm 3G Capital.[14]

>> No.11653680

>>11653379
But are there actually Tim Hortons in Brazil? I'd think food would have to be eaten in Brazil or at least by Brazilians to be Brazilian food.

>> No.11653737

>>11652184
McGriddle is shit

>> No.11653867

>>11653737
It's actually really good.

>> No.11653904

>>11653005
I honestly can't make my first meal of the day very big cause I don't want to move after.

>> No.11654042

>>11652175
>insubstantial bland kawaii breakfast
If it was me, I wouldn't be in the mood to appreciate a neko egg at 7 AM. If anything, it would probably annoy me to be served a meal that wasn't even one mounthful. Two plain buttered toasts with a little pepper and a strong coffee would be perfect though.

>> No.11654069

>>11652330
Whats it like living in a tundra?

>> No.11654122

>>11654069
Ice flow, nowhere to go. Ice flow, nowhere to go. Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra.

That's what it's like.

>> No.11654138

>>11652175
>So I made breakfast for my boyfriend
gay

>> No.11654272

This thread is so gross amd sexist you are all pigs and you should be ashamed of yourselves. How could you say these vile things about women while you live with your mother?

>> No.11654273

Im sure he appreciated the novelty, its just that boys get used to being cooked for so if you wanna pull a "woah" reaction you gotta make something new AND very tasty. He probably just giggled inside and enjoyed his bacon and eggs

>> No.11654463
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Typically what I make if he wants breakfast. Or rice and beans with tomato and a runny egg on top. We dont eat breakfast everyday though.

>> No.11654468

>>11652175
Let him play with your dick

>> No.11654492
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11654492

>>11652175
Cereal

>> No.11654501

>>11653359
You sick fuck

>> No.11654502

>>11654463
That looks damn good.

>> No.11654683

>>11653005
Nigger there's a difference between too big of a breakfast and doing dishes for three bites of food

>> No.11654747

>>11652175
Blow him while he eats it. Amazing upgrade and any boyfriend would approve.

>> No.11654983

>>11654272
my mother is the biggest piece of shit i know
she told my whole family that my girlfriend is coming over for christmas and when they asked about it, I had to shamefully tell all of them that I didn't have a girlfriend

fuck my mom i hope i never see her ever again after i get enough money to live on my own

>> No.11654988

>>11654983
You should have told them she was talking about herself, and that you and her have entered a new phase in your relationship.

>> No.11654991

>>11654983
>I had to shamefully tell all of them that I didn't have a girlfriend
I'd be more ashamed of my mom going insane.

>> No.11655011

>>11654463
EATING BEANS

>> No.11655338

My boyfriend finds eating to be an annoying chore that distracts him from programming, so I just mix his favorite flavor of Soylent for him.

>> No.11655388
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>> No.11655412

tfw some fag steals your egg picture to talk about their fake bf

>> No.11655425

>>11653012
This

>> No.11655433

Is eating a lot of breakfast actually good or just a meme?

>> No.11655906

>>11652175
I know this is a larp but thats so cute the uwu egg it looks disgusting tho, my girl usually brings me coffee in bed then we fuck then we get up and she makes me scrambled eggs with very finely diced onion in them with cherry tomatoes on toasted olive bread with siracha and sometimes a tiny bit of mayo, thats what id say is the perfect breakfast for a man (sex is part of breakfast)

>> No.11655914

>>11652175
frankly that looks like ass, he was trying to avoid hurting your feelings

>> No.11655931

>>11653867
Nah fuck that. Visited america and tried it, its literally a pancake with sausage in it.
Who wants that?
English/Breakfast muffins are the GOAT

>> No.11655945

>>11652175
Put a croissant in the oven to warm and lightly crisp it. Serve with butter and strawberry jam. Also coffee, orange juice, scrambled eggs, bacon. Bananas or strawberries with cream and sugar.

>> No.11655963

>>11655388
Where do I get those sausages and how do I make those potatoes

>> No.11656620

>>11652283
Kino Chapelle quote

>> No.11657302

>>11652242
>>11652662
>>11652460
>she
>her
>gf
oh no OHHHH NOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.11657308

>>11652175
What is that on the bottom right?

>> No.11657323

>>11652292
holy fuck your perfect

>> No.11657331

>so many people not realizing OP is a gay man

>> No.11657340

>>11657308
I DEMAND AN ANSWER


t. santa

>> No.11657344

>>11653005
The Plumber

>> No.11657346

>>11653379
it's gone to complete shit ever since the buyout. NOTHING but shitskins working there, order is constantly wrong, coffee tastes like a pig's bathwater, food tastes like chemicals.

Mcdonalds is 100% superior in every single way to Tim Horton's, the fact that people even go there astounds me. I guess they just love MUH DONUTS.

a large regular coffee and a sausage and egg mcmuffin with a hashbrown thrown inside, that's the new canadian breakfast. Tim Horton's needs to die already.

The same thing is happening with Red Robin Canada, the States bought them out and it's just going to complete shit. Canada is so ripe for entrepreneurs to come in and open good chains, but no one will.

>> No.11657366

>>11652175
Ultra cute, but the portions are a little small. Get that boy a huge plate of huevos rancheros, with plenty of salsa and bacon.

>> No.11657374

>>11657331
>still perfect

>> No.11657390

>>11652175
I know this is bait but - That looks super cute but the actual food on the plate looks like it would taste very average. Maybe try more for taste next time and not cuteness? My boyfriend doesn’t eat breakfast and I don’t have to impress myself.

>> No.11657398
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>>11657366
>huevos rancheros, with plenty of salsa

>> No.11657400

>>11653012
This is how my boyfriend is. There are only very minimal, subtle ways for me to even tell if he REALLY likes something versus if he is just kind of likes it or is simply willing to eat it.

>> No.11657403

>>11653318
That’s what I want to know.

>> No.11657413

>>11655433
It was probably good for the lumberjacks back in the day, who needed plenty of fuel to go chop wood all day.

You don’t need a lumberjack breakfast to sit in a cubicle, or stand behind a cash register.

>> No.11657428

>>11655945
Waaaayyyyy too much sugar. Banana is ok, strawberries are ok (though, plain), croissant with butter and jam is ok, orange juice is ok, but everything together?

>> No.11657434

>>11657331
If he’s a man then he should know men better and not ask this question.

>> No.11657442

>>11657413
i used to work in forestry and would eat over 10000kcal per day and still lose weight

that shit is no joke

>> No.11657499

>>11652175
Looks like shit you feed to a cat

>> No.11657522

>>11652283
Blowjobs are for barbarians. They dont even feel good. What sort of a man gets off on having his penis head tickled by a tongue?

A faggot. Thats what kind.

>> No.11657556

>>11657398
Not even mexican, lol. But damn, tex-mex is good stuff.

>> No.11657572

>>11657522
t. incel virgin