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11645030 No.11645030[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Claire Saffitz is my new waifu if Brad wasn't so fucking dreamy.

>> No.11645034

(((saffitz)))

>> No.11645038
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11645038

>>11645030

fire her

>> No.11645059

>>11645034
I think it's a made up name, but sure. She is in Jew York city, with the other queers and niggers. Not everyone cooks in bayou.

>> No.11645083

>>11645030
she's pretty amazing looking <3

>> No.11645112

>>11645030
>new waifu
kill yourself normalshit

>> No.11645116

>>11645030
thos eyes speak of alcoholism and drug abuse

>> No.11645133

>>11645116
she's a chef, what do you expect

>> No.11645143

>>11645116
I like a woman with a history. Not all of us groom small children. My actual wife was homeless at one point. Also you're not a real chef if you're not an alcoholic.

>> No.11645154

Post the gif! Post the gif!

>> No.11645180

>>11645143
>I like a woman with a history.
so i was right

>Not all of us groom small children.
you assume too much

>My actual wife was homeless at one point.
you pray on the vunerable. rapist.

>Also you're not a real chef if you're not an alcoholic.
i never said anything about being a chef. i said that you're a faggot rapist and i have a history of being right.

>> No.11645284

>>11645030
Looks like a disgusting kike. Are you kidding me?

>> No.11645303

>>11645038
>pic
Speaking of fire, how do those freaks not get hit with a flamethrower any time they leave the house? If that thing comes near me, it's getting at least kicked.

>> No.11645359

>>11645059
shes definitely jewish dude

>> No.11645388

>>11645180
No one has any history to confirm what you said, so it's still a baseless assumption, just like your pedosexuality. She wasn't homeless when we met. That was 10 years prior.

You have a history of thinking you're right, but not actually understanding anything beyond that.


>>Not all of us groom small children.
>you assume too much

I assumed nothing, just don't find a childlike naivete or lack of life experience as a turn on as you do. That's something more for underaged children and obviously pedophiles by relation, desire. I assumed you were an adult, and not a 12 year old, you're correct.

I apologize. I realize now you guys are probably on vacation. My bad. I'll gift you some VBucks to make for it.

>> No.11645398

>>11645359
I wouldn't know, I am not as acutely aware of peoples heritage as you are. I like cooking mostly, not studying human anatomy. You can understand why those studies don't overlap that much, Hannibal.

>> No.11645412

>>11645388 (Rapist)
>you're correct. I apologize.
that's all you had to say

>> No.11645429

>>11645412
You don't take opposition healthily do you? Kids are spoiled these days.

>> No.11645433

>>11645429
why do you keep thinking about children?

>> No.11645464

>>11645030
you never "change" a waifu you stupid sack of shit. it's love, all you've ever had is a boner for someone, you'll never, ever have a waifu because you're such a fucking retard.

>> No.11645484

>>11645464
I never had a one before, so... ya.

>> No.11645495

>>11645433
Because I am talking with you.

>> No.11645504

>>11645495
do i arouse you?

>> No.11645521

>>11645504

Asking the right questions.

>> No.11645526

watching this show is simultaneously fascinating and hella depressing because she looks just like the 'one that got away' ex that dumped me after eight years. fuck i miss her. they even have the same facial expressions.

DAMN YOU, ANON