/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11642634]

Is the only God tier tea available?

[Anonymous No.11642635]

>>11642634
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11642640]

>>11642634
*ahem*

[Anonymous No.11642655]

>>11642635
typical american shit coffee drinker

[Anonymous No.11642772]

>>11642634
I really like Tesley's BOLD. And sleepytime too, I love that bear.

[Anonymous No.11642779]

>>11642634
That doesn't even have any real sleep inducing ingredients. This one will actually put you to sleep.

[Anonymous No.11642801]

>>11642779
>trusting shit sourced from non-white countries

if i need sleep inducing ill just read your autobiography

[Anonymous No.11642807]

>>11642634
Sleepytime Extra is better get on my level pleb

[Anonymous No.11642808]

>>11642807
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11642832]

>>11642640
you saying that just cause it's POPULAR or is it actually GOOD

[Anonymous No.11642842]

>>11642832
I only drink black or earl grey and pg tips is my go to brand. If I have it on hand and want tea it’s what I’ll choose over others. I don’t give a fuck how popular it is in britbongistan

[Anonymous No.11642900]

>>11642801
>trusting
Kava isn't some experimental new compound you idiot. Unless you're implying they don't even use kava, which is also retarded. Unlike with chamomile which is complete bullshit and can't be verified as doing anything at all you know when you take kava because it actually works to the point where historical indigenous populations have preferentially opted for drinking it over drinking alcohol and missionaries have had it banned.

[Anonymous No.11642928]

>>11642900
bluepilled

[Anonymous No.11642941]

>>11642928
Chamomile is bluepilled. You're drinking the placebo effect.

[Anonymous No.11642958]

>>11642655
My name is Phillip and today I am dressing up as a goat and going to a Sharia law zone. We are going to see how long it takes for an Islamic asylum seeker to come up and try to fuck me through the goat costume. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.11642959]

>>11642634
I have the mug that goes with that tea, comfy af.

[Anonymous No.11642962]

>>11642958
Also we are going to be wearing Small Gucci clothing and getting a perm so that we look like Syrians. We are going to trick 16 year old white girls into having tantric sex with me, a white male. But of course my identity will be hidden, and I will tell them I am a hashish dealer named Muhammad.

[Anonymous No.11643047]

You fucking moron. You absolute buffoon. You think the best tea comes in a bag? What you posted is literally not even a tea but a mere tisane. I can't believe how fucking dumb you are, Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.11643060]

>>11642959
Post pic?

[Anonymous No.11643062]

>>11643060
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.11643811]

>>11642807
Sleepytime extra is the best because it has valerian

[Anonymous No.11643836]

>>11642640
MONKY

[Anonymous No.11643869]

>>11642928
Lol I bet you voted for trump you israel lover.

[Anonymous No.11643879]

>>11642900
>chamomile which is complete bullshit and can't be verified as doing anything at all
chamomile in high quantities has an effect similar to low doses of benzodiazepine compounds. It's pretty well documented senpai

[Anonymous No.11643884]

>>11642634
You should drink a ton of this and drive on the freeway you faggot

[Anonymous No.11643955]

>>11642634
Ahmad Early Grey (loose leaf) tea is SS tier by itself.

If you want to use it to sleep, look up how to make stem tea with loose leaf tea. Puts my ass down within an hour.

[Anonymous No.11643959]

>>11642634
>>11642640
>>11642779
>bagfags

[Anonymous No.11643967]

>>11643959
Shove your loose leaf up your ass hipster

[Anonymous No.11643986]

>>11643967
>paying for tea dust

[Anonymous No.11644044]

>>11643986
>paying to get teabagged by corporate shills

[Anonymous No.11644050]

>>11642634
step aside, you plebs!

[Anonymous No.11644084]

>>11644050
I don’t like it. The flavor is just not that great to me.

[Anonymous No.11644095]

if you don't drink earl grey you need to be hanged

[Anonymous No.11644114]

>>11643811
You forgot how valerian tastes and smells like pickled butt

[Anonymous No.11644135]

>>11644114
it smells like cow butt actually, but surprisingly you can't smell it much in the celestial seasonings blend

[Anonymous No.11644280]

comfy time

[Anonymous No.11644384]

>>11643879
>It's pretty well documented senpai
Even came out worse than placebo on total sleep time. Fuck off with your "well documented" conveniently nonexistent source.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/21939549/
>METHODS: We performed a randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled pilot trial in 34 patients aged 18-65 years with DSM-IV primary insomnia for ≥ 6-months. Patients were randomized to 270 mg of chamomile twice daily or placebo for 28-days. The primary outcomes were sleep diary measures. Secondary outcomes included daytime symptoms, safety assessments, and effect size of these measures.
>RESULTS: There were no significant differences between groups in changes in sleep diary measures, including total sleep time (TST), sleep efficiency, sleep latency, wake after sleep onset (WASO), sleep quality, and number of awakenings. Chamomile did show modest advantage on daytime functioning, although these did not reach statistical significance. Effect sizes were generally small to moderate (Cohen's d ≤ 0.20 to < 0.60) with sleep latency, night time awakenings, and Fatigue Severity Scale (FSS), having moderate effect sizes in favor of chamomile. However, TST demonstrated a moderate effect size in favor of placebo. There were no differences in adverse events reported by the chamomile group compared to placebo.

[Anonymous No.11644394]

i ONLY drink sleepytime extra

[Anonymous No.11644431]

>>11644280

That bear makes me feel like taking a nap. I think I might. Thanks, Sleepytime bear

[Anonymous No.11644470]

>>11644050
lol, you’re precious...

now step aside while your betters partake of afternoon tea

[Anonymous No.11644482]

I like chamomile because it helps me sleep at night

[Anonymous No.11644659]

>>11644280
sleep tight cubber

[Anonymous No.11644670]

>>11643879
>>11644384
Btfo anon. Get your shitty pseudoscience off my chinese basket weaving forum

[Anonymous No.11644870]

>>11644280
>>11644431
The cartoon bear is the only redeeming factor for that placebo sleep tea. Realistically he probably popped some xanax before that picture was taken.

[Anonymous No.11644932]

>>11642634
Most of Celestial teas are pretty good. I really like their Bengal Spice(caffeine free spice blend of cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, etc) and their Honey Lemon Ginsing Green Tea

[Anonymous No.11644935]

>>11644870
i'm stoned as fuck right now on chamomile ur gay

[Anonymous No.11645069]

>>11642779

and have horrendous fever dreams and wake up feeling like shit

[Anonymous No.11645077]

>>11644870

get out of our comfy thread degenerate

[Anonymous No.11645084]

>>11642634
Green Tea Constant Comment begs to differ

[Anonymous No.11645109]

>>11645077
It's not degenerate to use sleep aids that actually work. Pick a real insomnia treatment next time and I won't have to keep pointing this out to you.

[Anonymous No.11645113]

>>11645069
>kava
>horrendous fever dreams
I don't think that's a normal reaction, anon. Do you have brain cancer or something?

[Anonymous No.11645213]

>>11645109
I use chamomile, it works pretty well you should try it my dude.

[Anonymous No.11645226]

>>11645213
>I use chamomile, it works pretty well you should try it my dude.
Apparently I can just take nothing and it'll work even better, so no thanks:
>>11644384
>Even came out worse than placebo on total sleep time.

[Anonymous No.11645258]

I like Raspberry/Wild Berry Zinger mixed with the occasional green tea. Hibiscus tea has higher antioxidant levels than even green tea and I opt for it when I don't want the earthy flavor of green. 24oz of boiling water, 2 bags of zinger steeped for 5 minutes. Take out the teabags, add 2tbps of erythritol and a squirt of lemon juice, then pour it into a 32oz container with some ice and let it cool until I'm ready to drink it.

God-tier refreshing and damn good for you.

[Anonymous No.11645280]

>>11645226
it's meant to help people fall asleep
the fact that it didn't work to keep people asleep doesn't mean that it doesn't work to make people sleepy

[Anonymous No.11645313]

>>11645280
It literally didn't work to make people sleepy. Read the study. The total sleep time was the metric where it somehow was even *worse* than placebo. That doesn't mean it was proven effective for any of the other metrics. It was shown to not have any significant advantage of placebo for the other metrics.

[Anonymous No.11645339]

>>11645313
chamomile rocks dude ur just gay

[Anonymous No.11645358]

>>11645313
The people in the study were insomniacs though. Doesn't say anything about whether it works for people without insomnia, or if it works as a mild anxiolytic, you ding dong.

[Anonymous No.11645520]

>>11645358
INSOMNIA IS THE WORD FOR HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING, HOLY SHIT JUST STOP ALREADY.

[Anonymous No.11645535]

>>11645358
>as a mild anxiolytic
I've never made any argument about it having anything to do with anxiety (not that it even has good evidence for that, the general message I'm getting reading about chamomile is it isn't proven effective for anything), stop moving the goalposts. We're talking about sleep.

[Anonymous No.11645554]

>>11645520
>>11645535
huh?

[Anonymous No.11645584]

>>11645554
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11645595]

>>11644870
dude he probably just smoked a fat dab of bongloads

[Anonymous No.11645751]

that's not Twinings Lady Grey in the metal tins loose leaf tea

[Anonymous No.11645873]

>>11642634
>>11642634
Chamomile tea is best tea. I love how sleepy it makes me.

[Anonymous No.11646029]

>>11642634
The true sleepytime beverage is to chug espresso, then 6 hours later youll get a rush of adenosine and be sleepy

[Anonymous No.11646122]

>>11644470
Bait taken, I win.

[Anonymous No.11646315]

>>11644280
he probably smoked the tea