/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11641853]

Anyone else get sexually aroused by certain foods?

>see pic related
>think about how unhealthy it is for me
>it's trashy and disgusting looking but still tastes fucking good
>grease spilling all over ends of my mouth
>flavors exploding inside my mouth
>start to moan because I'm alone at home
>become diamonds

[Anonymous No.11641873]

it's called a feedee fetish and it's not healthy

[Anonymous No.11641936]

Red curry unironically makes me wet.

[Anonymous No.11642206]

>>11641853
no but i fucked my slutty ex fwb with cucumbers. started her with normal big ones and once she was taking a long big one no problem, i moved her up to a ridiculously fat chubby one that got her moaning and getting up on her back like a yoga pose and pushing into it. she came twice. pic is her.

[Anonymous No.11642241]

>>11642206
imagine being this fucking cucked. lmao

[Anonymous No.11642288]

>>11642241
stay jelly. i rawdogged her 100% of the time

[Anonymous No.11642295]

>>11642288
when you weren't compensating for your little dick by fucking her with a gigantic cucurbit. lmao

[Anonymous No.11642305]

>>11642295
only fucked her with the cukes like three times but ok you illiterate fuck

[Anonymous No.11642310]

>>11642305
how am i an illiterate fuck? what did i misread? are you retarded? don't answer that, it was a rhetorical question.

[Anonymous No.11642314]

this board is shit

[Anonymous No.11642323]

>>11642310
the second to last sentence implies this was a one time thing. for some reason you jump to the conclusion it was a constant thing. probably because thats the only thing that could make sense to your virgin dumb ass. tell me more about how assmad you are other people get to have sex.

[Anonymous No.11642328]

>>11642323
the beginning of your post implies that no, it was not a one time thing. you tiny dicked loser.

[Anonymous No.11642338]

>>11642328
do i really need to repeat myself, you illiterate fuck? nah lol. stay jelly tho.

[Anonymous No.11642344]

>>11642338
Dicklet rage lol. Sorry you had to resort to foreign objects to satisfy your gf's cock lust. That's probably why she left you.

[Anonymous No.11642348]

>>11642344
i fucked her a week ago. rarely do now cus she moved back home but hey someday youll get to have sex too! now hold on i have to get in the last word.

[Anonymous No.11642353]

>>11642348
I've had sex, so you're wrong there peewee. Hope you enjoyed your pity fuck.

[Anonymous No.11642363]

>>11642353
>no I had sex!!
ok faggot. i believe you.

[Anonymous No.11642366]

>>11642363
ask your mom faggotron. i'm out.

[Anonymous No.11642369]

>>11642366
no wait i get to have the last word. stay jelly.

[Anonymous No.11642436]

>>11641853
Damn I honestly wish I could get the same level of enjoyment out of food as you do. I have to close my eyes and think about traps when I'm fucking my gf just to barely stay hard. This guy smells a cheeseburger and all of a sudden he's deputy woody.

[Anonymous No.11642456]

>>11642369
You’re mad as fuck loser lmao

[Anonymous No.11642546]

>>11642456
not at all. but dream on, kidddd.

[Anonymous No.11643124]

>>11642546
>n-no I’m n-not kid!
Lmao

[Anonymous No.11643132]

>this is how obese people think

[Anonymous No.11643133]

>>11642436

I like you

[Anonymous No.11643224]

>>11642305
Damn dude, you missed an opportunity to argue you needed to work her with the cukes to loosen her up because she was too tight for your massive schlong.

[Anonymous No.11643231]

The absolute state of this thread

[Anonymous No.11643311]

I have this thing for watching sausage production and videos of meat cooking in general.

[Anonymous No.11643488]

>>11642323

>i started her off with normal big ones
>once she could take a big, long one, i moved on to a short thick one

Implying you were grooming her over a period of time to be able to take a mega fat cuke cock, you absolute fucking baby-dicked weirdo.

I feel second hand embarrassment for you and you should feel ashamed for telling people this despite the anonimity.

[Anonymous No.11643548]

>>11642546
>>11643124

Are you two gonna kiss or what?

[Anonymous No.11643556]

>>11642206
She's fat, no wonder she's a slut who eats her food and fucks it too

[Anonymous No.11643563]

>>11641853
no

[Anonymous No.11643711]

>>11643488
don't feel sorry for me. I was bragging she was my fuck toy for years even though its anonymis.

[Anonymous No.11643714]

>>11643488
>>i started her off with normal big ones>once she could take a big, long one, i moved on to a short thick one
also, this was one specific sexy time, the first with cukes. only did it with cukes two more times after.

[Anonymous No.11643728]

>>11643711
>>11643714

Whatever faggot lol

[Anonymous No.11643737]

Is that portillos?

[Anonymous No.11643780]

>>11643728
keep bumping up my brag, jelly virgin

[Anonymous No.11643950]

A thread died for this yall. Lets redeem it with spideys

[Anonymous No.11644005]

Im a vorefag so yeah, eating certain things or thinking about eating certain things and digesting them turns me on. For most vorephiles its a cannibalism thing but for me it goes into a lot of things. Ive gotten hard from eating plenty of different things. Sometimes I just put something well cooked into my mouth and this overbearing sexual desire takes me.

To give an example that describes what I mean best theres was this one dish when I was re-visiting France. It was a restaurant ill never remember the name of, I was out to dinner with family, it was a trip going through Europe as we had lived there before. I ordered the rabbit. I will never to this day remember anything else about the dish beyond the rabbit. God, the flesh on the plate had peaked my interest but the smell. And then the texture as my teeth separated cooked meat, I was gone. It was sexually overbearing in the most intense way. I am no virgin, ive had several lovers, no one has ever come close to that rabbit for me. It felt like I had penetrated god. And god was moaning. I only dislike the memory because I had not memorized or asked for the ingredients but in my own defense nothing was on my mind beyond that thick, lurid texture that had been so sweetly pulled between my teeth and slathered against my tongue. I dont even remember the rest of France and we had been there during Bastille day.

Needless to say ive tried to re-create such an experience and failed but I still get a stiffy when biting into thicker meats and will often touch myself while thinking about de-furring, and prepping an animal for a meal, cooking it, what I would use as a base etc. Typing this out has me somewhat aroused. No I dont know why im like this.

tl;dr: Yes.

[Anonymous No.11644034]

>>11644005
Gtfo vorefag XD

[Anonymous No.11644045]

>>11644034
Honestly cant even remember when spidey was a big thing, like 2013? Its been too long. Fuck off perma newfaggot. If you aint into weird shit you havnt lurked long enough.

[Anonymous No.11644055]

>>11644045
newfag >>>> roastiefag
ck is no place to confess your vore fetish. Confirmative, captain?

[Anonymous No.11644086]

>>11644055
>thread about getting turned on by eating food
>thread is no place to get turned on by eating food
Yeah you spidey fags stayed fucking retarded didnt you? >>>/b/

[Anonymous No.11644492]

>>11644005
I'm absolutely fucking hard right now. You should consider writing and publishing these stories. I'm pretty sure there is a market for this

[Anonymous No.11644764]

>>11643548
The fuck up virgin lmao