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11641753 No.11641753 [Reply] [Original]

>hey bro I'mma stop by the olive bar you want anything?

>> No.11641755

yeah get me a shit ton of those baby pickles bro

>> No.11641756

>>11641753
Uhm, yeah... how about some olives? Thanks.

>> No.11641759

>>11641753
huh???

>> No.11641772

>>11641753

OP has clearly never interacted with any humans

>> No.11641792

>>11641753
I feel like you really thought you made a point

>> No.11641796

yeah bro hook me up with some of those castelveltranos, arbequinas and cerignolas bro

>> No.11641876

>>11641753
Fuck off!!!
Olives are amazing. I eat that shit with anything.

>> No.11641882

>>11641753
ill take a little bit of everything, I love olives.

>> No.11641891

Those ones stuffed with fetta cheese.

>> No.11641903

>>11641753
Some marinated onions and some mixed olives with feta.

>> No.11641909

>>11641753
Semen

>> No.11641912

Get me some Castelvetranos, some marinated feta, and a whole bunch of petits poivrons.

>> No.11641916

Do they have gluten free options?

>> No.11641922

>>11641753
Yeeeeee get me some fuckin olives m8

>> No.11641929

>>11641753
are those really red olives on the left or something else?

>> No.11641931

>>11641929
Sweet red peppers I think

>> No.11642120

>>11641753
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>> No.11643759

are those dolmas in the middle? get me a whole tub of those

>> No.11643774

>>11641753
Banana peppers if they got 'em

>> No.11643788

>>11641753
Kalamata please! And some good feta if you wouldn't mind.

>> No.11644287

>>11641753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfTTIbhVZb0


im good thx

>> No.11644474

Serious question. How do you pay for this stuff? Do you take what you want and then the cashier rings it up?
Sometimes I want to get some stuff but I don't know how to do it and get scared.

>> No.11644590

>>11643759
This is the correct answer

>> No.11644629
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11644629

>>11644474
>Do you take what you want and then the cashier rings it up?
Yes, that is in fact how grocery stores work.

>> No.11644642

>>11641755
they are called cornichons you swine

>>11644474
just put however much you want in one of the containers that should be provided nearby. it's priced by weight so don't go nuts and fill a massive one, and definitely don't spoon any brine in. the cashiers will know what to do with it

>> No.11644752

>>11641753
I'll a pound of tongs and/or spoons.

>> No.11644772

>>11644629
Is there a handbook for customers somewhere? How did you normies figure it out?

>> No.11644774

some marinated mushrooms. love those weird tasting fuckers.

>> No.11644788

>>11644772
Even the neetest of neets in chinese cartoons go out to convenience stores in the middle of the night and know that you take what you want up to the cashier.

>> No.11644809

>>11644772
Have you never bought fresh produce? You put what you want in separate, provided containers. They put it on their register which functions as a scale and you pay for it.

>> No.11644847

>>11641753
Imagine the number of people who have inadvertently sneezed, drooled, fondled those olives let alone the small percent of adolescents who intentionally spit into and rummaged their filthy hands through them. I'll pass, thanks.

>> No.11644864

>>11644847
The sneeze guard was lifted to take that picture.

But yeah people sticking their damned hands in their makes this a buffet like any other, only slightly better due to the high salinty. Don't refrigerate any leftovers.

>> No.11644877

>>11641753
um, olives I guess?

>> No.11644887

>12 labels for 25 types of olive and pickles
guess i'll just have to taste them all

>> No.11644914

>>11644887
Maybe they just thought people knew what things like kalamata, capers, black olives, etc were. There's some pretty fucking obvious ones in there that most Americans have known since they were 5.

>> No.11644923

>>11644887
12 labels on one side because you can only reach half of it from one side.

>> No.11644928

>>11644809
Not in Italy as i found out. You have to weight it yourself and if you forget you have to go back and everybody in line will be mad at you.

>> No.11644939

>>11641753
Nothing bro, they aren't certified vegan artisan hand picked gluten free cruelty free free range