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What are some pretentious ingredients?

>> No.11640201

organic

>> No.11640203

>>11640196
>pretentious ingredients
No such thing, dumb frog poster.

>> No.11640205

>>11640203
>>11640196
Saffron that's not in Paella.

>> No.11640210
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>>11640196

>> No.11640213
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>>11640203
>what are activated almonds
>what are any and all garnishes
also this >>11640205

>> No.11640215
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>>11640196
Fresh vegetables
Fresh Fruit
Not having shit all over my ass and scooter in the grocery store

>> No.11640218

>>11640196
avocado, sriracha, heavy creame

>> No.11640220

>>11640213
>any and all garnishes are pretentious
You're setting the bar a little low there, dum dum.

>> No.11640221

>>11640205
i like saffron in yellow rice

>> No.11640224

>>11640196
Cauliflower, chocolate, truffles, xanthan gum, mint, quail eggs, gold flakes

>> No.11640225

>>11640196

Mirin.

>> No.11640228

>>11640218
>creame

>> No.11640235
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>>11640215
I'm Mandela Effecting pretty hard right now, I'm certain that the face on this thing used to be a little girl

>> No.11640243

>>11640196
Ingredients in and of themselves cannot be pretentious, only the intent behind their application can be pretentious, dumb frogposter.

>> No.11640247

gold leaf

>> No.11640248

>>11640243
Edible. Gold. Leaf.

>> No.11640249

>>11640196
Himalayan salt, gold flakes, umami flavoring salt.

>> No.11640254
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>>11640235
Funny that, the way your brain remembered it.

>> No.11640261

beluga caviar topped with gold leaf and saffron

>> No.11640264

Vegetables. Fuck off if you think you're better than other people just because you eat this gross shit.

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>>11640247
>>11640248
>>11640249
>gold

>> No.11640279

The chemical symbol for gold is Au. Do Australians really pretentious.com.au?

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>>11640254
Sorry anon but I actually have a fetish for grannies

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>>11640264
t.

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>>11640298
Talk to me

>> No.11640340

anything that /ck/ uses

>> No.11640344
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11640344

offal

hipsters have increased the prices of offal.

used to be able to make a nice beef cheak and kidney pie for pennies....now they serve it at my local craft brewpub for £15

sickening

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>>11640344
>hipsters have increased the prices of offal
>now they serve it at my local craft brewpub

>> No.11640782

>>11640224
israeli chef eyal shanis roasted cauliflower is based

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11640802

>>11640782
>israeli

>> No.11640813

>>11640344
Man I love shooting waterfowl and eating the hearts to absorb their abilities

>> No.11640817

>>11640279
We've golden soil and wealth for toil, mate.

>> No.11640831

>>11640813
made me laugh, thanks anon

>> No.11640846

>>11640196
Shallots are the most pretentious ingredient.

>> No.11640866

>>11640210
heh

>> No.11640905
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>>11640782
You can keep the baby foreskins and rabbi syphilis fuck you very much.

>> No.11640912

>>11640196
Truffle

>> No.11640972

>>11640205
came here to post this.

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>>11640221

>> No.11641031

Huitlacoche

>> No.11641675

Things that are inedible but are added to a dish to add a sense of "danger" to it.

>> No.11641681

>>11640196
Saffron, "the world's most expensive ingredient", which is also shitty

>> No.11641696

salt, pepper, oils, basil, parsley, oregano, peppers of any kind, sugar, flour, egg, rice, corn, tomatoes, potatoes, beans, white meat, red meat, fish of any kind, anything vegetarian or vegan

>> No.11641813

>>11640196
coconut oil

>> No.11641834

>>11640196
White pepper. It's basically no different, and if your diners are going to be put off by "black specks" in the food, you're probably running an establishment catering to a very picky and pretentious crowd, most likely of a very pallid color. Also, black pepper in general has slightly more flavor and kick to it.

>> No.11641895

>>11640248
That's not pretentious if you're at a celebration where people who can afford to are sparing no expense.

>> No.11641920

>>11641813
coconut oil is good because it doesn't burn

>> No.11641938

>>11640213
>what are any and all garnishes
The only time garnishes are "pretentious" is when somebody makes them that way, like an NFG.
If it adds to the dish, taste or texture wise, it's not pretentious.

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>>11640196
With the power of my stand MILLENNIAL RAINBOW I can make ANY ingredient pretentious!

You think you like peanut butter? Think again now its made out of soy and gluten free activated hemp seeds with PINK SALT

Oh thought there was nothing wrong with ketchup? Now its made with thousands of nano tomatoes watered only with La Croix

>> No.11641975

>>11641834
>whiter pepper is no different from black
u wot

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>>11640196
Love

>> No.11641979

>>11640196
chia seeds

>> No.11641988

>>11641979
cha-cha-cha chia!

>> No.11641992

>>11641979
If you're pretending to be what, exactly? A middle class health obsessed but ill informed mother?

>> No.11642022

>>11640817
made me laugh, thanks anon

>> No.11642091

>>11640235
alternative hypothesis: there are two similar pictures

>> No.11642129

>Brioche buns
The fucking worst

>> No.11642140

>>11640196
The still beating heart of Jeff Gordon.

>> No.11642146

Those tiny glass jars of mustard that literally taste the exact same as regular mustard out of a squeeze bottle (not grey poupon)

>> No.11642429

Saffron
Bay leaves

>> No.11642440

>>11641834
White pepper isn't actually pepper, dingus.

>> No.11642528

peas

useless and disgusting but always present in white middle-to-upper-class female home cooking