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Who else /luxury sausage/ here?

>> No.11631239

what qualifies are a luxurious sausage?

>> No.11631246

>>11631239
This dick, on which your mother sits

>> No.11631284
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>>11631236
Come to semi-rural Minnesota and enjoy some fantastic sausages from pic related. God. Damn.

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>>11631246
It's "upon," you ignoramus.

>> No.11631344
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11631344

>sausage
>luxury

>> No.11631352

>>11631236
This is what I do before I shove them in my ass

>> No.11631353

>>11631246
he said luxurious not microscopic

>> No.11631354

>>11631239
It's the fancy grass they threw in the pot
Those are frozen jimmy dean sausages

>> No.11631360

>>11631284
>come to Minnesota
no thanks

>> No.11631364
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>>11631344
>I am a soiboi

>> No.11631377
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>>11631364
>Literal $1 street food
>luxury

How's the weather in mexicistan, flipflop-wearing Pablovich?

>> No.11631388

>>11631377
>There is only one level of quality of sausage
Being this retarded.

>> No.11631401

>>11631377
in your world are filet migon and oxtail the same cut of meat?

>> No.11631404

>>11631284
Those would hardly worth putting up with inbred Minnesotans.

>> No.11631406

>>11631388
>>11631401
Post a ""luxury sausage"" or get the fuck out. Those are your only two options.

>> No.11631429
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>>11631406
Now fuck off

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>>11631406

>> No.11631441
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>>11631429
b-baka senpai

>> No.11631447

>>11631406
Let's see, veal/truffle sausage, lobster sausage would be considered pretty luxury.

>> No.11631448
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>>11631429
>$7 bag of chorizos

>>11631433
>dirt cheap turkish street food

>> No.11631450

>>11631448
>dirt cheap turkish street food
>stilton cheese in street meat
ok kiddo u had ur fun now GTFO

>> No.11631492

>>11631448
Make an actual argument or get the fuck out

>> No.11631504
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>>11631492
Get your pleb shit out of here. This is what luxury food is. This burger costs $1,100. Your entire collective bloodline isn't worth as much as this burger.

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>>11631504
Imagine equating a person's value to gold leaf and caviar, lollll. Children are adorable.

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>>11631504
Yeah like you've actually had that, fucking larper. Also looks like it's really working out for them.

>> No.11631518
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>>11631236
I prefer to make my own.
Hoping for a new meatgrinder for Christmas.

>> No.11631536
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11631536

we /luxury/ nao

>> No.11631561

>>11631518
why do you need a new mom?

>> No.11631578
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>>11631236
The scent of luxury!

>> No.11631586

>>11631578
Gentlemen.

>> No.11631591

>>11631514
When was it ever implied that I had it, you blob? It was an example of actual luxury food. Not your street vendor shit.

>> No.11631594

>>11631536
Needs more wagyu and caviar.

>> No.11631598

>>11631591
a hamburger is literally street vendor food
putting gold leaf on it doesnt make it different

>> No.11631612

>>11631338
:(
>>11631353
:(((

>> No.11631618

>>11631591
So those don't have higher quality ingredients than an Oscar Mayer weiner?

>> No.11631630
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>>11631618
Gee I dunno... You tell me.

>> No.11631648

>>11631630
Hint: they do, and posting pictures of expensive food isn't going to change that.

>> No.11631652

>>11631236

What is a luxury sausage?

Come to Germany, where different sausages have their individual names, recognized across the country, rather than just using the word "sausage". My god. What can you guys over there do right?

>> No.11631662

>>11631652
Not import more niggers than we already have to rape our women?

>> No.11631664

>>11631652
Everywhere has different names for different kinds of sausages. The name doesn't matter, rather the care with how it is made matters. Is it made with shitty trimmings or does it use good meat? Are the seasonings fresh or are they flavorless dust, etc.

Depending on how it is made any type of sausage could be shit quality or it could be amazing.

>> No.11631695

>>11631662

Says on of the guys who already imported boatloads a few centuries ago. Seems like even your school system sucks, if you don't know your countries own history.

>> No.11631742

>>11631695
>Says the guy who imported
>A few centuries ago
Another fine German logistician.

>> No.11631769

>>11631742
>minority childbirth rates in US far exceed whites as well as the rate of immigration anywhere in europe
Damn, Cletus, were you homeschooled by evangelicals?

>> No.11631779

>>11631695
If you're so fucking smart why can't you win a world war? If there were any justice in this world you subhumans would be eating worms and dirt for eternity.

>> No.11631785

>>11631769
>Is currently occupied by the U.S military
Don't step TOO far out of line now, Mahmoud.

>> No.11631810

>>11631236
"""""luxury sausages"""'''' is an oxymoron

>> No.11631869

the herbs are in there too early
what is this shit?

>> No.11633287

>>11631338
This image is stupid. Alternative writing is what grammar nazis protest against.

>> No.11633570

>>11631377
Too much cringe in this post.
The utter level of autism.

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>>11631239

It comes from my pants

>> No.11633605
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This could have been a really good thread but derailed by trolls and too many re***t tier posters dumb enough to take the bait.
Anyway pic related is my boss and if you ever want any quality sausages in Brisbane, just come to Scotty's Quality Meats in Springwood.
Scott is a spice blend master and all of our sausages are A1. Great value, too.

>> No.11633729

>>11633605
>This could have been a really good thread but derailed by trolls
So, 4chan then?

>> No.11633777

>>11633729
Pretty much lol.
Almost forgot where I’m at for a moment there...

>> No.11633782

Who else /Op/ here?

>> No.11633791

>>11631518
Little loose on those casings anon

>> No.11634178

>>11631591
A hamburger isn't luxury food, mouth breather.

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>>11631594
How about a glass of champagne to wash that down?

>> No.11634280

>>11634178
It is when it contains caviar, wagyu beef, truffle and is covered in gold leaf. Or did you somehow miss all that?

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>>11631236
Hope you're washing it down with some luxury milk OP.

>> No.11634474

>>11634397


delicious cumberland final straw

>> No.11634491

>>11631504
This bill just shows how retarded american tipping is

>> No.11634496

>>11634491
that restaurant was located in england

>> No.11634498

>>11631284
Can I shoot Somali's and not go to jail?

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>>11631377
americans NEED to be banned from /ck/

>> No.11635131

>>11634496
Which makes the american tipping all the stranger.

>> No.11635595

>>11631344
This. I love sausage more than anyone but I have never seen sausage that was more than a dollar per 100g and they have all been great. You're just getting scammed

>> No.11635890

>>11635131
Lol, americans are so cucked by tipping culture they try to apply it in non-tipping cultures. That's one reason why they're the laughingstock of the foreign tourists.

>> No.11635918

>>11635890
Meh, tipping culture forces servers who would otherwise be shit to actually do a good/okay job. Euro waiters are notoriously blaise about their jobs, I mean I hate the fake smily pretend friend Midwestern style of waiting but dour euro waiters are a pain in the ass. Japanese waiters are pretty good because they're actually polite and courteous people, they're not forced into faking it for tips.