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[Anonymous No.11622473]

Welp, now that it's settled, what makes them the TASTIEST burger around?

And in-n-out shills, please go fuck yourselves with those stale burgers you got from your run of the mill hamburger stand. Fucking Wendy's with animal sauce

[Anonymous No.11622476]

Im gay btw if that matters heh

[Anonymous No.11622477]

Hold on let me go take out a 2nd loan on the house and dig a little into the kid's college funds

[Anonymous No.11622489]

I prefer the chad Shake Shack

[Anonymous No.11622506]

>>11622477
Don't feel bad, man. The world needs part time dishwashers at Denny's. I'm sure your nearest citgo will start selling $2 hamburgers soon enough

[Anonymous No.11622525]

>>11622506
Sure...or I could pay 10 times that for...slightly better McDonalds?

[Anonymous No.11622539]

>>11622525
O.....k

[Anonymous No.11622570]

>>11622489
For me it's the shack stack

[Anonymous No.11622575]

>>11622473
Whataburger is best. I wish those Texniggers would bring it to Colorado if they keep wanting to move here and make traffic slower, but all they bring with them is shitty barbecue that didn't cut it back home.

[Anonymous No.11622581]

flyovers please leave

[Anonymous No.11622586]

>>11622570
>>>11622489
>For me it's the shack stack
Oh, I didn't know it had a name. That's what I do, the oozy-cheesy crispy breaded and stuffed portabello on top of the burger.

[Anonymous No.11622593]

Right on bro! I was just approved for a reverse mortgage that will get me three or four meals from based 5 guys!

[Anonymous No.11622609]

Please don't shit up my thread with "hurr durr I'm poor"

[Anonymous No.11622613]

>>11622489
>>11622570
>>11622586
unironically baste, OP is paying more for shittier beef

[Anonymous No.11622655]

>>11622613
>Whataburger on the same tier as Burger King
Cringe and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.11622663]

>>11622613
There's going to be a Freddy's opening near me. Obviously you're not a fan, but can anyone else comment on it?

[Anonymous No.11622686]

>>11622663
It's like if someone based a fast food chain around everything being crunchy. Burgers, fries, buns, etc. All crunchy. It's also expensive.

[Anonymous No.11622707]

>>11622473
Five Guys founder was on some NPR business podcast -- I think it's the how I started one -- and he's a pure snake oil salesman. He wasn't even a food guy, he was a stock broker schmuck or something and thought burger joint could make money. Everything about him was Trump huckster tier. We only buy the BEST pickles, the BEST beef, the BEST buns. Bullshit fraud

this. shake shack is tops >>11622489

[Anonymous No.11622719]

>>11622707
>Literally posting "ORANGE MAN BAD"
This is why you lost the midterms.

[Anonymous No.11622728]

Crunchy burgers? Are they squished flat on the griddle? I know there's a name for that but I'm drunk

[Anonymous No.11622749]

>>11622728
Smash burgers

[Anonymous No.11622806]

>>11622663
I went once, burger was similar to culvers, not that great. fries were those shitty thin ones if you like that. The sundae I had was decent though.

[Anonymous No.11623114]

>>11622489
>>11622473
shake shack and five guys are both overpriced for what you get. At least shake shack has decent meat, but five guys is literally inexcusable.

Tommys is the best burger joint, every other place is for hoodrats with no cash or hipsters who shell out 20 dollars for 50 cents worth of beef.

[Anonymous No.11623124]

>>11622749
I think that's right. Thanks bro.
>>11622806
I've only been to Culver's once but I thought it was decent. Step up from McDonald's or Burger King.

[Anonymous No.11623143]

>>11622473
can't wait until my loan gets approved and i get to taste one of these burgers

[Anonymous No.11623159]

>>11623124
Culver's is negro food for fat midwesterners

[Anonymous No.11623190]

>>11623124
>>11623159
Culvers is based. But don't bother getting a burger because their reuben is GOAT for fast food. Pair that bad boy with some fried cheese curds and a large mountain dew for extra flavor.

t. fat midwesterner

[Anonymous No.11623220]

>>11623143
Sorry anon. Your loan has been denied. Your years of neetbux and studying theoretical physics doesn't qualify as working experience. Your mom refused cosign as well.

[Anonymous No.11623238]

Having eaten at Five Guys I can confirm beyond a reasonable doubt. Fatburger blows it out of the water. Now that the Fatburger by me has closed though, the only decent burger place nearby is In-N-Out, which is still better (and cheaper) than shitty fucking Five Guys. And another thing: In-N-Out is not "Wendy's with animal sauce." That's fucking retarded. Five Guys is Wendy's but even more overpriced, and with peanuts.

[Anonymous No.11623279]

>>11623238
So fatburger closed due to being shitty yet has some 4chinz love from fat anonymous guy.
Wow, fatburger totally does not sound like a meme at all!

[Anonymous No.11623341]

>>11623279
good things go unappreciated by the foolish masses. simpleton. also they had a shit location. there are more fatburgers open nationally than your shitty 5 guys btw.

[Anonymous No.11623409]

>>11622663
I like them. Shoestring fires, decent California burger, very good custard if you're into that. Comes out to about 13 bucks for combos for 2. Wife and I have Freddys&Firearms Fridays. We go shooting and then stop at Freddy for lunch. Thanks for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.11623419]

>>11622575
You can have whataburger, its dogshit for burgers. Austin may be s liberal hellhole, but P. Terry's is the best burger chain out of TX

[Anonymous No.11623426]

>>11622473
>We'll need your 3 most recent pay stubs, a credit check, and your firstborn son as down payment for this meal

[Anonymous No.11623443]

>>11623220
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.11623451]

>>11622473
>tfw you work at five guys
>tfw you opted for free meals instead of regular pay

Worth it bros

[Anonymous No.11623528]

>>11623451
How does that work?

[Anonymous No.11623530]

>>11623451
LUCKY

[Anonymous No.11623615]

>>11622707
>>>11622473 (OP)
>Five Guys founder was on some NPR business podcast -- I think it's the how I started one -- and he's a pure snake oil salesman. He wasn't even a food guy, he was a stock broker schmuck or something and thought burger joint could make money. Everything about him was Trump huckster tier. We only buy the BEST pickles, the BEST beef, the BEST buns. Bullshit fraud
>this. shake shack is tops >>11622489
Must be thinking of some other burger chain founder...
I lived in D.C. during the height of the tech boom, ie late 90s and early 2000s in Arlington VA. Five Guys was indeed a family business in lieu of school, 4 brothers, and they worked from the ground up with just a basic menu. The very height of the tech boom when people were just starting to use yelp, and texting and tweeting were the norm, the tech kiddos and govt employees in IT and other monied positions in govt and law, and college kids, were waiting in lines around the block to try the next great this or that foodie experience. northern VA, DC and metro DC Maryland were hot places for good food and money/price be damned. You snapped a pic and threw it up on your myspace and the rest is history. They were slammed much in the way that Shake Shack was later slammed from
word.
of.
mouth.
and not poor skill in the kitchen. Snake oil is nonsense. These 4 brothers were slaving all day frying up those fries and serving them as a mound to share when other people were limiting portions and eating healthy in the healthiest city in the world. They figured out a formula because it was good. Pre-franchising, they weren't idiots who had no knowledge of the food world, they made a successful business one expansion at a time. Til the franchisees after that, they were just brothers doing their thing.
I find their burgers just okay, kind of a less flavored smashburger, and a tier below Shake Shack, esp with the mushroom element there. 5G fries are skin-on, dark and cooked from raw.

[Anonymous No.11623740]

Five guys is garbage, tastes so bad now. Used to be the best thing but now it's just African booty cheeks

[Anonymous No.11623877]

Patty melt > burger any day

[Anonymous No.11623898]

>>11623528
No joke my SO used to be a shift manager there back in the day and she would get free burgers every day but half the time she'd give them to me bc love is real.

Some other guy got fired for giving away his burgers, don't fuck with five guys

[Anonymous No.11623907]

>>11622477
Better keep up those interest payments, anon. If you don't, they're legally entitled to drag kicking and screaming to the peanut mines.

[Anonymous No.11624025]

I haven't eaten at Five Guy in several years, but I decided to eat there for lunch after seeing all these threads on /ck/.
It's a good burger, I don't think anybody is denying that, but it's just too expensive for what it is: a burger and fries.

It was $32 for my girlfriend and me. Two burgers, two drinks, and we split a small order of fries.
Good burger, yes, but it costs too much.

[Anonymous No.11624052]

>>11624025
>two double party burgers
>2 regular sized fountain sodas
Why not two single patty burgers and a small fry? You ripped yourself off

[Anonymous No.11624743]

Any tips to paying off my 5G loan sooner? I fucking regret taking it now...2.5 years of payments that are mostly interest

[Anonymous No.11624784]

>>11624743

dude they have loan forgiveness for anyone who works weekends for 5 years
it helps keep the regular staff happy and helps the costumers keep returning for the BEST burgers in the world.

[Anonymous No.11624796]

>>11624743
>tfw mortgage application declined because of outstanding 5G debts

[Anonymous No.11624895]

>>11622613
Based Wendy's. Always a step above the rest.

[Anonymous No.11625066]

I'm in the market to take out a 5G loan.. but it seems like the interest rates are really high. I don't know if its a good idea.

[Anonymous No.11625785]

>>11623615
>Must be thinking of some other burger chain founder...
no -- Five Guys was founded in 1986 by Janie and Jerry Murrell; Jerry and the couple's sons, Jim, Matt, Chad, and Ben, were the original "Five Guys."

the dad was the brains, hes just a snakeoil salesman who was dreaming of franchise bucks

[Anonymous No.11625792]

>>11624743
kek

[Anonymous No.11626975]

It's good but not 2x the price of everything else good. I spent 37 dollars forl two people, fuck that. Chik fil a next time.

[Anonymous No.11627272]

Why do people pretend 5 Guys is super expensive on here? Its basically like maybe 2-3 dollars more than what I'd get from a combo at Wendy's or BK and arguably worth the quality.

[Anonymous No.11628737]

t.bh I can't comment, 5guys wouldn't take my car as a guarantee on my application

[Anonymous No.11628773]

>>11622489
At least post something bigger than a thumbnail you useless fuck.

[Anonymous No.11628776]

>>11622473
>>11623190
I needs it brotendos

[Anonymous No.11628786]

>>11627272
based and this

[Anonymous No.11628919]

>>11627272
I don't understand how people say it costs 30-40+ for two people. I eat there with my SO occasionally and it costs maybe 20 bucks.