/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11621991]

Right, check out this fookin' BURGAH, yea?

[Anonymous No.11622009]

Anyone else watch all the ramsay shows and pause them whenever you can see his bulge?

[Anonymous No.11622018]

>>11621991
It looks good, but didn't you say a burger shouldn't be too tall to bite?

[Anonymous No.11622021]

>>11622009
That's gay, dude.

[Anonymous No.11622022]

>>11622009
yeah, me too

[Anonymous No.11622033]

>>11621991
>thick patty burger

[Anonymous No.11622051]

he doesn't say fookin he clearly enunciates fucking
but whatever

[Anonymous No.11622699]

Instead of putting bacon on a burger wrap the Patty with a single long strip of bacon before grilling

[Anonymous No.11622722]

>>11621991
thick burgers are gross af

[Anonymous No.11622914]

>>11622018
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11623636]

>picks it up and brings close to mouth
>softly squeezing it as you attempt to take a bite
>squeeze hard to try and fit a small portion into your mouth
>the juices from the patty start dripping out and leaking all over the palms of your hands, creeping down your forearms ever so slightly
>suddenly, out slips the tomato and you swiftly readjust your positioning to catch the falling nightshade
>the bottom bun, saturated in the juices of the patty, starts to crumble
>the patty splits in two
>the lettuce, you discover, with its tiny ravines has become a reservoir for the juices that were flushed out of the patty, as you tilt the burger the fluids gush out
>the unanticipated flood pushes the creeping liquid running down your forearms even further, accelerating the deluge
>as you look down at what youve become, all that remains is a mess of disjointed, soggy elements not even fit of being eaten alone

[Anonymous No.11623639]

>>11621991
But only Amerilards eat burg--