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Anonymous Sat Dec 15 22:20:44 2018 No.11620463 [Reply] [Original]

>a fruit is a tree's sperm cell

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 22:24:19 2018 No.11620476 >>11620463 >you are a grown up sperm only by nature in the sense that you never really grew up as you post frogs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 22:28:26 2018 No.11620489 >drinks apple juice no homo

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 22:30:27 2018 No.11620500 Pollen is the sperm. The seed is the fertilized egg. Fruit is just the incentive for animals to spread it. Do more reading next time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 22:50:49 2018 No.11620576 >>11620500 https://youtu.be/i6l8MFdTaPE

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 22:54:08 2018 No.11620588 >>11620463 >a fruit is a tree's sperm cell If a flower turns into a fruit, then it's already been fertilized. So a fruit is more like a tree's unborn fetus

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 23:00:10 2018 No.11620600 File: 4 KB, 250x221, 1540970914595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11620476 huh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 23:01:40 2018 No.11620606 >>11620463 Another insightful frogpost.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 23:02:07 2018 No.11620608 File: 42 KB, 500x333, bt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we call them tree eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 23:15:04 2018 No.11620668 Fruit is actually more like the plants ovaries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 23:38:16 2018 No.11620739 >>11620463 You've got it backwards, dum dum

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 23:42:24 2018 No.11620750 >>11620463 >Not the menstruation I have a menstruation fetish and my dick is harder than ever desu senpai.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 23:42:52 2018 No.11620752 >>11620739 a cell sperm is a tree fruit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 23:56:48 2018 No.11620806 File: 61 KB, 640x640, 1526049856447.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11620463 And you're a fruit, made for another man's sperm cells, dumb toadposter

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 15 23:59:04 2018 No.11620819 >>11620750 Is this a real thing? I've never heard of it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 01:02:34 2018 No.11621101 >>11620463 it is the placenta

Anonymous Sun Dec 16 01:08:04 2018 No.11621131
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>>11620463
No that's the pollen.

The fruit is the growing baby.

So every seed you eat is in effect an abortion.

So that almond milk people eat is in effect plant abortion milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 01:39:38 2018 No.11621235 >>11620463 you have an shockingly loose grasp on biology

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 01:48:45 2018 No.11621260 >>11620463 Retard

Anonymous Sun Dec 16 01:55:43 2018 No.11621289

Fruit with seeds are the ovaries of a plant ... the sperm is the pollen. Although most plants are asexual and just create clones of themselves like insects, and hope a beneficially mutation comes along to make them better. Until you get like a praying mantis where it's only enemy is a parasite.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 01:57:28 2018 No.11621297 File: 120 KB, 392x495, 1490602352390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11621131 why did you have to tell me this

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 02:05:27 2018 No.11621334 >>11621235 you have an shockingly loose grasp on grammar

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 04:02:13 2018 No.11621672 >>11621289 So trees are just wooden insects? Well that's unsettling.

Anonymous Sun Dec 16 11:01:51 2018 No.11622830
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>>11620819
Well, it is technically the embarrassment of the girls who menstruate that turn me on, plus how this is the pinnacle of femininity since traps can't bleed from a cunny unless they do the /lgbt/ cut.

I know very well that girls do have a lot of pain down there though, it is way too extreme to have sex with a girl when she is bleeding but some guys are brave enough to give a cunnilingus; this is also the pinnacle of love if the girl doesn't find it strange/wants him to do it.

But yeah, there's that smell and the change of attitude of your girl that makes 99% of men get away with that and never think of masturbating to girls in their periods or having sex with them, hahaha.
If you want to know more but in 3D, go to /cgl/.

Anonymous Sun Dec 16 11:04:47 2018 No.11622842
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>>11622830
And I fucked up my spacing.
The only way for me that periods would be a turnoff would be that the girl is not my waifu OR if I wanted to make my waifu preggo but failed and got a normal period, the latter would be extremely depressing and sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 11:19:27 2018 No.11622899 >OP is just a fruit Whoa...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 11:21:49 2018 No.11622905 File: 63 KB, 680x521, 1532934747207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11620600 Don't worry fren. I'm looking into it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 11:30:53 2018 No.11622939 lol my life has been split in two, today. so if the ovaries are the seed we shit, we are what, a broken condom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 11:33:11 2018 No.11622948 >>11622939 You uhh.. need any sperm?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 11:36:35 2018 No.11622966 >>11622939* wait, i meant to write the ovaries are the soil on which we shit the seeds...that was some strange abbreviation my mind made there. >>11622948 emm... ill take it from a tree, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 12:20:15 2018 No.11623139 >>11622966 But.. it's almost Christmas

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 12:51:13 2018 No.11623301 File: 95 KB, 271x239, 1533540947299.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the most fucked up thread I've been in ages

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 13:03:25 2018 No.11623335 >>11623301 how long have u been offline?this is pretty normal for forchin

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 14:03:48 2018 No.11623540 File: 59 KB, 464x794, 1542487775636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11623301 >He doesn't like the color of fresh period blood shiggy diggy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 14:12:08 2018 No.11623567 >>11621101 this is the guy he's right

Anonymous Sun Dec 16 14:14:17 2018 No.11623576
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>>11623540
Oh and also adding that the nutritional value is great if you ever eat it. You get a bunch of iron for that high test.
That's why I call myself "Iron Man" everytime I'm into this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 19:50:35 2018 No.11624896 >>11620463 Nothing wrong with eating another tree's seed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 16 20:32:22 2018 No.11625080 >>11622830 You can definitely find some girls while they got v bleed. Done it myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 00:32:51 2018 No.11625962 >>11624896 bro no no bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 02:18:11 2018 No.11626209 >>11620463 >Get over it Frog poster!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 07:38:37 2018 No.11627057 >>11620576 reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 08:40:02 2018 No.11627148 File: 35 KB, 533x538, 1543406457787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11620463 Just eat your own cum one day and the revelation will be lessened

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>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 17 08:46:14 2018 No.11627162 >>11621131 no the trees want animals to eat the fruit so they shit out the seeds somewhere else and grow a new tree how does it feel to be impregnated by a tree?

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