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>called a grapefruit
>doesnt taste remotely like grapes

>> No.11618980
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>>11618961
>called pineapple
>doesn't taste like apple and doesn't grow on pine trees

>> No.11618993

>>11618961
If it tastes like fruit, it's still half right

>> No.11618995

>>11618980
>neither does it taste like pine or grow on apple trees.

Really can't get a bigger ripp off then this

>> No.11618998

>>11618961
HAH
GOT EEM

>> No.11619001
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>>11618961
>called grapes
>tastes like grapes
thanks grapes, and thank you God!

>> No.11619011

>>11618995
>>11618980
You know, you would really think you could not recover from that, but pineapple pulls it off.

>> No.11619016

>>11619001
hahahaha

>> No.11619046

>pepper is either the hot vegetable, the sweet vegetable or the spice

>> No.11619056
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>called ugli fruit
>is ugly

10/10

>> No.11619064

>>11619046
Also a girl I knew in high school, she was not hot, spicy or sweet.

>> No.11619071
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>called a banana
>has no grandchildren

>> No.11619084
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>>11619071
>called a Big Mac
>is really small

>> No.11619120

>>11618980
The sad part is some retards actually don't get why it's called that.

>> No.11619134
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11619134

>peppercorn
>is not a pepper
>is not corn

>> No.11619135

>>11619046
Actually peppers being spicy is bullshit, they are just hot.

>> No.11619137
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>called hot dog
>only 35% (at best) of it is made of dog
murricans need some lessons from Koreans

>> No.11619147

>>11619137
I tried dog, it tastes like kangaroo. Not even joking here.

>> No.11619148

>>11619046
>anglophones
y(all niggas even use the same word for fruit and fruit

>> No.11619150

Is vegetables the worst food word ever created?

>> No.11619152

>>11618998
GOT MY PEANUS WEENUS

HAHA

>> No.11619154

>>11619134
Actually, it is literally a corn.

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>>11619154
not it's not

>> No.11619176
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11619176

>orange
>it's actually blue
who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

>> No.11619198

>>11619176
oh to be young and colorblind

>> No.11619225

>>11619169
Acorn is a language failure that has persisted.

>> No.11619237

>coconut
>peanut
>walnut
>are not nuts

>> No.11619293

>>11619237
Cocnut yeah but the others aren't? What are they then? Peas? Fruit? Is nut even a botanic term or is it arbitrary like vedgetable?

Plase explain before I read it up anyway.

>> No.11619310

>>11619293
coconuts and walnuts are drupes
peanuts are a legume

>> No.11619321

>>11619293
it's like how a tomato is a culinary vegetable, but a botanical fruit

>> No.11619324

>seaweed
>is not a weed

>> No.11619329
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>be me
>buying groceries
>go into the fruit section
>ask stock guy where can I find the tomatoes
>he tells me to look into the veggies section
If I had my katana with me that day I would have slashed his head in two

>> No.11619335

>>11619329
peas are also fruit

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>>11619335
you and I are enemies now.

>> No.11619346
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>>11619324
you can't deny science

>> No.11619347

>>11619341
>mad
>at botany

>> No.11619356

>>11619346
it's algae though

>> No.11619358

>>11619341
Pea pods are botanically fruit, since they contain seeds and develop from the ovary of a (pea) flower.

>> No.11619374

>>11619293
>Is nut even a botanic term
a nut does not open to release the seed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dehiscence_(botany)

>> No.11619392

>>11619358
That begs the question, are sweet peas completely the result of human cultivation?
Having the actual seed be the thing animals want to eat seems pretty dumb to me.

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11619435

I feel like I’m in the wrong place. Which board has trap porn?

>> No.11619438

>>11619435
all of them

>> No.11619445
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>peanut
fuck you peanut! are you a pea or a nut? why can't you fucking decide?

>> No.11619469
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>I won’t get banned for this post

>> No.11619493

>>11619335
zucchini, peppers and eggplants are also fruits
ratatouille is basically a fruit stew

>> No.11619495

>>11619435
honestly, try >>>/gif/

>> No.11619600

>>11619356
No its not

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>>11619493
they say you are what you eat

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>>11618961
>called honeydew
>tastes like melon

>> No.11619926

>>11618980
Because they look like pine cones, which were called pine apples back in the day. In french pine cones are still named "pommes de pin"

>> No.11619928

>>11619176
I don't know if I understood that reference

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>>11618980

>> No.11620560

>>11620041
in spanish it's piña and piña is also the name given to pinecones.

>> No.11620573

>>11619356
huh?

>> No.11621670

>>11620573
seaweed is algae
not a "weed", not a plant.

>> No.11621673

>>11620041
This image always makes me unreasonably angry.

>> No.11621675

>>11619928
It was kind of funny because he acted like he didn't know he was colorblind. Better than most of the jokes you see here, anyway.

>> No.11621679

>>11621673
I bet you get unreasonably angry at pineapple on pizza or beans in chili too

>> No.11621694

>>11619046
>Pepperoni is a spicy salami

>> No.11621703

>>11620041
Whats malaysia doing?

>> No.11621719

>>11621703
Sticking closer to the original Tupi word

>> No.11621720

>>11620041
>nanas
wtf do they call a banana then?

>> No.11621722 [DELETED] 

>>11618961
>called a grapefuit
>nowhere near as enjoyable as rape

>> No.11621735 [DELETED] 

>>11621722
Are you passive or active in the rape?

>> No.11621736

>>11621720
Pisang

>> No.11621743

>>11621679
No, I really only care about linguistics and etymology.

>> No.11621757

>>11620041
It's weird, because if you search the etymological origin of "banana" they say it's the African word for bananas, but this chart seems to imply that a root language used "anana" as a general word for exotic fruit or foods which most societies eventually used for pineapples specifically.

>> No.11621765

>>11621670
Seaweed is not algae. It's a protist - basically a catch-all clade for "we don't know WHAT the fuck it is"

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>>11621757
Far from the worst sin in etymology

>guajolote imported to Europe by bird merchants from Turkey
>Turkey bird merchants
>Turkey bird

>> No.11622038

>>11621780
Pavo?

>> No.11622055

>>11621780
Yo I thought the country was named after the bird

>> No.11622070
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>>11622055
Ah yes, the 51st American state: Türkiye Cumhuriyeti

>> No.11622091
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>>11622070
blue turkey best turkey

>> No.11622096

>>11621765
I didn't care what seaweed is, I guess I assumed it was some sort of plant. Now I need to know what it is.

>> No.11622098

>>11622096
>I don't care what seaweed is
>now I need to know what it is

make up your mind

>> No.11622168

>>11619176
That one looks green to me, or maybe yellow, idk bro

>> No.11622170

>>11619335
>>11619358
Explains why peas are so sweet I guess

>> No.11622291

>>11620041
Nice sleight of hand leaving Spanish off there.

>> No.11622299

>>11620041
>all those subhumans

>> No.11622303

>>11619147
>Australians still think they're not subhumans

>> No.11622311

>>11622291
>el ananá

>> No.11622334

>>11622170
Actually retarded

>> No.11622430

>>11619392
>What is grain?