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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Umami

>> No.11615076

I can't wait for bearded hipsters to vanish.

>> No.11615087

>>11615076
how is he a hipster?

>> No.11615104

>>11615087
huh?

>> No.11615118

>>11615041
reddit

>> No.11615163 [DELETED] 

I want him to put aids babies in my asshole.

>> No.11615190

>>11615041
Umemei

>> No.11615193

>>11615041
*cooks everything in sous vide*

>> No.11615215

>>11615041
Why are all his cooking utensils and shit all strewed out on a wall?
So inconvenient.

>> No.11615251

>>11615215
Not only that, it's just painted pegboard. Not very sanitary!

>> No.11617604

>>11615118
he literally started on reddit

>> No.11617647

>>11615041
>*is a massive faggot in front of you*

>> No.11617677

>>11615087
"hey guys sorry about the missing hair on my arm, just got some fresh ink"

>> No.11617721

jelous POS

>> No.11617724
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11617724

ur some jelous sad ppl can't start your on successful youtube betta bet it!!!!!!

>> No.11617728

>>11615104
Based huh? Poster

>> No.11617730

>>11615076
Not happening for the foreseeable future

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11617949

>>11615041
Hey Vsauce, Michael here!

>> No.11618108

>>11617677
I said 'No one would have fucking noticed except you arselicking extreme fanboys had you not pointed it out, you attention seeking reddit prick' sentiment manifested itself by me saying "Fucking faggot" out loud after he said that. Fucking redditspawn.

>> No.11618117

>>11617677
My 'No one would have fucking noticed except your arselicking extreme fanboys had you not pointed it out, you attention seeking reddit prick' sentiment manifested itself by me saying "Fucking faggot" out loud after he said that. Fucking redditspawn.

>> No.11618123

>>11618108
>>11618117
How embarrassing. You're lucky it's anonymous here.

>> No.11618132

>>11618123
I know. I really should proofread. I know I should. Still doesn't stop me from hitting 'post' as soon as and regretting it as soon as I spot a mistake. I'm an idiot, anon.

>> No.11618179

>>11615041
Why is /ck/ obsessed with him and youtube chefs in general? Is it mental illness?

>> No.11618201

>>11618179
>Is it mental illness?
Sounds about right.

>> No.11618660

>>11618117
>>11618108
Pathetic.

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>>11618179
They just haven't figured out what's next

>> No.11618674

I miss when he didn't just do regular stuff that appeared in x show.

>> No.11618731

>>11618179
I think it's mostly ironic 'sh*t posting'

>> No.11619180

>>11615041
Why is he trying so hard to flex his nonexistent forearm?

>> No.11619185

>>11615041
Becaue when you taste it you exclaim "ooooo, mommy!"

>> No.11619195

>>11618179
they jelous!!!!!!!!

>> No.11619201

>>11615193
>Basics with Babish
>Basics
Has a Sous Vide
WOW, i will go and buy a $140 machine to make an ugly grey steak I still have to grill

>> No.11619210

>>11617724
the only people that are successful in anything are ones who already have connections with people who can get them their. It doesn't happen spontaneously as you probably think it does.

>> No.11619830

>>11619201
cringe

>> No.11619869

>>11619201
>sous vide is so hard mommy!!

stick your chicken nuggets from mcdonalds and stay off this board

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11621115

>>11615041
>rolled up sleeves.

>> No.11621129

>>11621115
Whats the problem with rolled up sleeves?

>> No.11621134

>>11621129
He always does it instead of just wearing a short sleeve shirt

>> No.11621144

>>11621134
Maybe he doesn't own short sleeve shirts.

>> No.11621151

>>11621134
rolled long sleeves are better than a nerd short sleeve. bingie just likes to show off his shite tats tho

>> No.11621402

>>11615041
What makes this guy so different than the other countless youtube chefs that recreate food from fiction?

>> No.11621436
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11621436

>>11615041
>Umami

>> No.11621444

>>11619210
tl;dr word of mouth works.
Do your job well enough until people start noticing it.

>> No.11621454

>>11621402
Good voice and presentation.

>> No.11621482

>>11615041
a basic umami bomb.

>> No.11621493

>>11615076
>t. Babish fan

And replace them with what, boring fu/ck/s like you? Pass.

>>11615193
Sous vide is a tool, hating on it's like hating on hammers. He's only used it twice or so anyways.

>>11615215
>>11615251
Yeah now that you mention it I agree it's pretty shit and might get kinda gross.

It's a show though, gotta maintain those aesthetics.

>>11617677
>He thinks tattoos are hipster, rather than that hipsters AND other people both like tattoos
desu I hear tattoos are big in prison and hipsters don't do well in prison, so there's clearly more to the story here.

>>11618674
I do too, but do the math

>Let's say there's 1 dish in every movie worth cooking.

>Let's say in TV shows, 1 in 20 episode have some legitimately interesting dish cooked.

>Lets say the average show gets 40 episodes before getting cancelled.

>Let's say it takes 2 of these dishes to make an episode of BwB.

>Let's say there are 100 notable movies and shows that your viewers give a shit about before you start scraping the bottom of the barrel.

>Let's say you put out one episode a week, which for cooking shows is pretty doable (Film yourself cooking 8 dishes in a long day, dub them all over during a weekend, that's your month's content).

This means every show and movie has about one episode of content total, and your series is going to have, at most, 100 episodes and your show will die in 2 years unless you mix up your format.

So something's gotta give and he had to choose to
>Alter the fundamental format (Youtube kills you whenever you try this)
>Lower the bar for "notable show" (Fans hate you when you try this, because then it's just a cooking show)
>Lower the bar for what you consider an "interesting dish" (This can still be okay as long as you're there to learn cooking shit, because at least it's still content from shows you like)

He reasonably picked the last one.

>>11619195
unironically this
>rich
>loved for his cooking and teaching
>millions of fans
It makes crabs feel bad.

>> No.11621857

>>11621444
>Do your job well enough until people start noticing it.
unrelated comment but this is some good ass advice for any job. Too many lazy people out there acting like they don't get hired, promoted, more hours because of how they are or because of the management just not liking them, when they really just haven't shown that they can work hard.

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11621881

>>11615041
Hi anons. Make sure that before you enter this thread that every single post must be read in my voice.

>> No.11621965

>>11617730
Starting to happen for real. Beards are dropping out of style, especially large beards. Close-cut still works, but lumberjack is dying on the vine.

>> No.11622252

>>11615041
wait so this dude lives with his "best friend"? do they also fuck as "best friends" or is there more to the story? if there is why has he never acknowledged it?

>> No.11622292

>>11621857
No, that's the lie that fucks who have the power to promote like to encourage
>just work harder i promise i'm looking
while he hits on the front of the house girls and never comes back to see anything. all 99% of businesses and people in charge care about is getting the most work for the least pay.
if you're the dumb cuck who is diligent and keeps their head down, stop it. if promotions or raises were all about merit, then people would actually do the work, but it's not.

>> No.11622315

Did you like his version of the bubble bass order, /ck/? Or did you prefer it when an anon from here pulled it off himself?

>> No.11622965

I've been watching his videos for a good while. Weird that people shitpost about how bad he is or turn it into a meme, I found his videos very informative and mostly entertaining. He makes it easy to understand for beginners and he adds his own twist to things but I find that he doesn't really shove advertisements down your throat, his newest video for "A Quiet Place" was kind of wrong on that count, but otherwise he makes great videos and his appearance isn't incredibly hipster-ish. He would have hipster frames and a curled mustache before there was a problem.

>> No.11622967

>>11615041
I love ur mommy

>> No.11622971

>>11615041
Look at those spots on his head, he should see a dermatologist

>> No.11622992

>>11622965
>, I found his videos very informative and mostly entertaining
His videos are riddled with mistakes even more than Ja/ck/. If you find babish informative, than you've never cooked anything more difficult than Kraft macaroni

>> No.11623001

>>11622992
I like to make bread and desserts. But again, I'm no expert so I suppose he could've made mistakes. Nothing I've seen so far has really been a serious blunder.

>> No.11623018

>>11622992
>His videos are riddled with mistakes even more than Ja/ck/. If you find babish informative, than you've never cooked anything more difficult than Kraft macaroni
This. He's style over substance. Production values, tattoos, skinnyfat physique, rolled up long sleeve shirts, workshop manly colors with wood grain mixed in with industrial metal with woodshop style aprons...he still doesn't really know what he's doing. It's a gimmick.
If he's babby's first cooking video, you'll be as tricked into respecting him because it's polished like a good commercial. Get some critical thinking, or get about 1000x people before him, and you'll see he's a babby, and you might even see Ramsay is an idiot too. It'll depend on your IQ. Women find beards gross, especially when someone is THAT prematurely bald. It's the same compensation that happens when there is an inferiority complex or chip on the shoulder, so he loses credibility on that factor as well.

>> No.11623306

>>11619195
boy those people you're mocking surely are gonna stop doing it now

>> No.11623311

>>11623018
this is the most 4cuck tier post on this website
go back there

>> No.11623328

Man, I don't understand the vitriol. I don't watch him, and I can't think of any reason why I would watch hit, but, for the love of God, why would I hate him just for that?

>> No.11623330

>>11623311
he insulted a guy’s cooking ability
how is he wrong?

>> No.11623628

Binging with Reddit

>> No.11623671

>soy tattoos
>soy rolled up sleeves
>soy beard
>soy personality
>soy cooking skills
>soy glasses

>> No.11623678

>>11615076
it already has the only people that sport big beards are fat guys, seems like stubble, close bears are still in which is based af

>> No.11623683

>>11621493
i'm not reading this nigga
*hides post*

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11624088

>>11623683
Stay mad, friendo

>> No.11625018

>>11623018
Post reek of tryhard. Apply yourself

>> No.11625118

>>11623671
I love soy.

>> No.11625137

>>11615041
i like babish but i find some of his dialogue is really pandering to the youtube crowd

like making instructions needlessly wordy with alliterations... alliteration is the cheapest literary device and ultimately ends up making you sound like youre trying too hard

otherwise i like his stuff. his cookie recipe is pretty good

>> No.11626994

He has a very bizarre type of ugly. Someone like Travis Bowdish is obviously ugly/deformed. Rea? I don't know. Nothing obviously wrong. I think it's the eye area or his weird skin tone. He looks bizarre.

>> No.11626999

>>11623018
>especially when someone is THAT prematurely bald.
Men dont go bald when theyre old, idiot.

>> No.11627005

>>11626994
It's the shortfag curse. Shit sucks.

>> No.11627012

>>11623018
>skinnyfat
I can't find the pic of him with his shirt open, but he's surprisingly ripped.
Either way your post is woke as fuck, so I can't really say shit.

>> No.11627105

>>11627005
If he's below 5'7, then lol.

>> No.11627994

>>11626994
It’s the being bald yet hairy everywhere else on top of being pale.
Makes him look like a cancer patient in remission

>> No.11628013

>watching chefs with tattoos visibly displayed on their hands or taking them seriously
Thats like listening to a flamboyant gay with that fucking accent trying to inform you of something technical. You're not meant to take it seriously.

>> No.11628211

>>11628013
>I NO LIKE TATTOO
okay

>> No.11628974

>>11615041
is this vsauce?

>> No.11629358

>>11628211
Intelligent people don't like them

>> No.11629363

>>11629358
Sommeliers don't like necklaces.

>> No.11629372

>>11615190
oo mommi!

>> No.11629376

>>11629363
Huh?

>> No.11629379

>>11629376
Oh, I thought we were just making up stupid shit.

>> No.11629382

>>11615087
Fag glasses with no lenses? Check.
Fag beard while bald? Check.
Fag ink? Check.
Faggot hipster? Check.

Everything about this fucking photo screams insufferable fucking faggot. This quivering cunt probably just finished a nice meal of kale and textured vegetable protein washed down with almond milk so as not to upset his delicate gut flora. He has thousands of dollars of cooking equipment aesthetically arranged on the walls that look completely untouched. Even the fucking vodka this cocksucking queen drinks is goddamned hipster trash.

Fuck this bitch.

>> No.11629415

>>11615193
Deglaze
DEGLAAAAAZE

>> No.11630371

>>11623018
>he still doesn't really know what he's doing.
Outline his mistakes.

>>11623330
Insulting someone's skill without providing evidence is just being a bitch.

>> No.11630375

>>11629382
I love how angry you are. Cry more, you little cunt.

>> No.11630384

>>11622971
I think that's just the consequences of being bald and not wearing a hat outdooors

>> No.11630408

>>11621881
You fucking villian

>> No.11630681

>>11621151

This.

>> No.11630769

>>11623018
Wow, look, two entire paragraphs of ad hominem criticisms. You've convinced me that his videos are "riddled with mistakes"

>> No.11631468

>>11621144
Short sleeve shirts look like shit you stupid faggot

>> No.11632040

>>11615041
Can someone tell me why /ck/ rages so hard at Babish besides the whole reddit hipster meme?

>> No.11632045

>>11622252
Why should he? It's about cooking, not romance.

>> No.11632065

>>11619201
You can get one for $50 at Aldi, friend

>> No.11632275

>>11621436
I'm glad someone else understands

>> No.11632442

>>11623671
>soy rolled up sleeves
how miserable do you have to be to call that soy

>> No.11632546

why does he use kosher salt over salt

>> No.11632553

>>11615041
Why wasn't he in Youtube Rewind? Didn't he channel get really big this year?

>> No.11633266

>>11632553
He was, he cooked all the food for the youtubers to eat off camera

>> No.11633286

>>11633266
what did he cook, spaghetti?

>> No.11633289

>>11632546
i've noticed a LOT of americans love their kosher salt
i wonder why......

>> No.11634004

>>11633286
Sopa de macaco

>> No.11635902

>>11629382
This, not to mention he's a video editor hopping on board the food train without actually being a chef

>> No.11635908

>>11630384
Thanks for reminding me that I need to start taking care of my head seeing as I've started shaving it

>> No.11636065

I really dislike people who use the word umami. Instead of saying savory they've got to use their special snowflake japanese term to try and convince people that they are le ebin foodies, and it's even more pathetic now that umami is so widely known.

>> No.11636080

>>11618108
Epic

>> No.11636103

>>11629379
Cringe

>> No.11637946

LONDON here
first off, he's a terrible cook. He doesn't know how to use techniques properly that he's preaching to thousands of people (how embarrassing)
second, there's a reason his head was hiding in the beginning, that's a face for the radio.
The only thing that I will give him props for is his editing skills. But that doesn't make him a good cook. He should get a proper cook for the camera and stay behind the lens

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>> No.11638279

>>11615041
Is there anything more pretentious than using the word "umami" unironically? For gods sake man, the word "fatty" already exists. Or savory. Or fucking any other description which uses a non-gook word

>> No.11638295

I watched that new video of his and holy shit his knife technique is awful. Why is he making instructional videos again?

>> No.11638330

I really liked his content at first, but I noticed that the moment he started getting popular on Reddit, he started catering all of his content towards them because he knew that was the route towards being a D-list internet celebrity (not that I was surprised though, he struck me as the kind of guy that uses Reddit regularly in the first place).

The only good cooking youtube channel is Food Wishes.

>> No.11638711

SAAAAALT

>> No.11638740

The mouthbreathing OP needs to stop samefag bumping his shit thread right before it dies. Kill yourself, honestly. Nobody likes you.

>> No.11639415

>>11638740
Plot twist: it's babish himself

>> No.11639421

>>11639415
exactly

>> No.11639483

>>11639415
It wouldn't surprise me if his PR team comes here. In every thread that's slightly critical of him or even a shitpost just calling him reddit there's always a few replies that are too emotionally defensive to be ironic shilling.

>> No.11639667

>>11639483
PR Team?

How much money do you think I have?

>> No.11639949

>>11639483
>It wouldn't surprise me if his PR team comes here. In every thread that's slightly critical of him or even a shitpost just calling him reddit there's always a few replies that are too emotionally defensive to be ironic shilling.

I wouldn't be surprised if he faps to his own google images

>> No.11640122

>>11615041
When did vsauce go fully bald

>> No.11640129

>>11615041
>make sure to get my tattoo in the shot, guy.

>> No.11641127

>>11639415
>>11639483
>>11639949
Babish and his ledditor staff probably wouldn't know what a samefag is.
(also, saged, because mods won't delete this shit thread, despite them deleting other threads with way more content for being low quality)

>> No.11641298

>>11629382
cringe

>> No.11641313

>>11615041
I like him cause he's genuine. He's a chill guy that likes food and loves to make videos. Cut him some slack. The only reason anyone doesn't like him is cause he's famous on youtube and YOU'RE not

>> No.11641400

>>11641127
Complaining about 4chan is against the rules.

>> No.11641442

>those tattoos
holy finna fucking cringeola

>> No.11641519

>>11629372
mammi

>> No.11641590

>>11621881
god damn he's sexy tho.

>> No.11641641

>>11621493
I had to stare at this for a minute to register its all one post. I agree for the most part but damn you're autistic

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>>11629382
How is it forced?

>> No.11641662

>>11629382
Honestly the best post in this thread.
Never seen this guy, dont watch the channel, dont visit reddit and generally dont care.
But at a glance I can tell this guy is trying so hard to be "in the moment" of 2018's worst failures of cringeworthy shit. Sorry Im not of your generation, but seriously... you are the worst one so far. Keep on failing, and I will feel better about leaving a ruined planet for "my kids".

>> No.11641684

>>11629382
Shitty gay formatting? Check.
Meaningless political bullshit? Check.
Social foux pas from 40 years ago. Check.


Everything about this post screams underageb&. This dipshit probably just finished a nice thread about sucking whatever half-cooked culture war ideaology and washed it down with reinforcing his views with a youtube view so as not to upset his delicate mental stability. He has thousands of shitposts aesthetically arranged on the walls that look completely copy pasted. Even the fucking last 2 digits of his post number show his IQ.


Fuck this newfag.

>> No.11641706

>>11641662
Go back to msn grandpapa.
Admitting you aren't even appraising the quality based on the subject, but on appearances, is fucking retarded, especially as regards to cooking, as anyone filming for youtube is going to be someone who tries to to look trendy, as they have a financial incentive to do it.

Stupid ass fucking cryptfucks like you should go kill yourselves.

>> No.11641739

>>11641706
You just said its okay to be a sellout fuckface because its cool and our marketing team said you should, because stupid assholes are buying it right now.
Impressive performance you mental giant. You just reinforced my point, that you stupid shitheads will buy into anything of the moment. Ill bet you look and act just like this guy, for reasons that you will regret once you mature.

>> No.11641747

>>11641662
>N-Not going to reddit makes me COOL! I-Im SO COOL I WILL FORM AN EXTREME OPINION WHILE KNOWING NOTHING ABOUT IT
Either you are a larping 14 year old or your about 20 trying to pull the age card on people because you actually can't form any other coherent thoughts inside your lukewarm smooth brain.

>> No.11641812

>>11641662
So you're admitting you're commenting on something you haven't looked into, and then you're patting yourself on the back for having an uninformed opinion? Do you know what narcissism is?

>> No.11641821

>>11615041
I want to punch his gay fucking face

>> No.11641889

>>11615041
More like YOURmami

>> No.11641896

>>11641739
Fuckstick are you a fucking dementia patient?Every single fucking person who wants to make money cooking for cameras does this shit. Its a fucking market standard.
You think there is a fucking business extant that does not listen to their marketing team?

Seriously, fucking kill yourself if you are this old AND STILL this fucking stupid.

>> No.11641932

You hate him because he's a better cook than you.

>> No.11642008

>>11622992
>even more than Ja/ck/
c'mon now

>> No.11642061

>>11629382
That's definitely a dye job beard as well.

>> No.11642725

>>11641932
my dog is a better cook than him, even barf looks better than his knife skills

>> No.11642762

>>11641821
He'd fuck your bitch ass up.