/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11612636]

What is your worst restaurant/fast food experiences?

[Anonymous No.11612961]

>>11612636
Did a drunk man shit on this?

[Anonymous No.11612963]

>>11612636

[Anonymous No.11613155]

>>11612636
ate 30+ wings of 5+ different flavors and vomited ALL of it as soon as i left the restaurant, RIGHT infront of the door

[Anonymous No.11613165]

>>11613155
Well someone has to clean it up *winks to waitress I just refused to tip*

[Anonymous No.11613307]

>>11613155
based

[Anonymous No.11613574]

>>11612636
>fast food experiences
a few times in the last day or two I was replying to one of the many fast food topics here and when I click the post button, the thread has been deleted. they're deleting posts left and right. it's a real bummer, this place use to be almost alright.

[Anonymous No.11613610]

>Sushi restaurant in Atlanta next to Fox Theatre
>Happy Hour sushi, a buck a piece
>Feast, spend fifteen, tip ten
>Two hours later it begins
>Rumble, pain
>Barely made the MARTA trip home
>Spend 36 hours in the bathroom
>Heroin withdrawal was easier
>Slants closed down three weeks later

[Anonymous No.11613625]

>>11613165
redpilled

[Anonymous No.11613656]

>>11613165
Based

[Anonymous No.11613739]

>>11613155
I did something similar.
>on a trip to visit friends in NYC
>drink a shitload of microbrews all day
>go to an indian restaurant
>cool, I've never eaten Indian food
>I order lamb vindaloo
>almost finished start feeling queasy from all the beer and spice overload and realize I'm gonna puke
>head to the bathroom and as the door closes behind me a river of vomit gushes out of me covering the floor, a wall and the urinal
>go back out and say we have to leave right now
>throw down enough money to cover the bill and bolt
Fuck the pajeets if they can't take a joke.

[Anonymous No.11613755]

>>11612636
Once when i was with this again girl and asked her if she wanted to date and told me that her parents would never let her date a cripple (i have erectile dysfunction), it completely ruined my dinner could not even enjoy my wings.

[Anonymous No.11613756]

>>11613739
They shit on the streets and wipe their poo hands on walls. If a little vomit in the bathroom they never use is a problem, fuck them.

[Anonymous No.11613803]

>>11613155
Happen to me many a time usually because of all that i drank while eating wangs

[Anonymous No.11613826]

>>11613574
I've noticed that a lot lately. It's really goddamn annoying. These faggot mods need to be toaster bathed.

[Anonymous No.11613965]

>>11613165
epic

[Anonymous No.11614318]

>>11612636
>Junior year of HS (around 9 years ago give or take)
>See McDonald's has a deal for 50 piece McNuggets
>Stoned to the bone, we all decide to have a McNugget eating competition
>Each person get a 50 piece order
>Most of the group get to around 20-30 before tapping out
>All feel on the verge of death, sweating profusely, massive stomach pains, constipation later on
>Have one weird friend (tall lanklet with a fast metabolism)
>finishes all 50
>Ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
>Feels fine and gloats for a solid 10 minutes while we suffer in processed meat-induced agony
>releasethekraken.gif
>Weird friend proceeds to vomit his brains out for a good 30 minutes
>ends up withering in agony for another 20 miuntes dry-heaving
>gather up enough energy to drive home
>Lay down for the rest of the day

I didn't touch McDonalds for 4 years after that until new years eve shitfaced in 2014, which I ended up throwing up as well.

[Anonymous No.11614382]

>>11614318
>20-30
>in pain
you people are little fucking bitches
eating 20 mcnuggets is literally never a problem. eating 30 might get a little uncomfortable. 50 should be manageable with little to no pain.

[Anonymous No.11614410]

>shitty Mexican place
>chicken quesadilla
>driving home
>can’t make it
>shit in a coffee mug I had on hand

[Anonymous No.11614413]

>>11613755
Kek while this is probably fake, that would, indeed, be a hard dinner to get through

[Anonymous No.11614416]

>>11614318
>I didn't touch McDonalds for 4 years after that until new years eve shitfaced in 2014, which I ended up throwing up as well.
That happened to me as well. I detoxed off of all fastfood for 10 years but got influenced by all the shills on this board, tried it again and had to pull over and vomit on the way home. That's when you really realize how bad that shit is for you.

[Anonymous No.11614427]

>>11612636
Red Robin hamburgers

[Anonymous No.11614435]

>>11614413
Or maybe not so hard

[Anonymous No.11614436]

>>11614318
I fail to see the problem here

[Anonymous No.11614541]

>ate jimmy johns

I ended up shitty and vomiting at work about 20 times before they let me go. Everyone thought I was hungover....

[Anonymous No.11614546]

>>11612636
What is that piece of human underneath? Is that a knee and leg? Or an elbow? What is it???

[Anonymous No.11614549]

>>11614546
It's a hand, stupid.

[Anonymous No.11614563]

>>11614549
ok ok ok ok welll answer me THIS, FUCK FACE!!!

where the FUCKKK are the fingeres!??

Answer coward.

[Anonymous No.11614565]

>>11614563
Under the paper, stupid.

[Anonymous No.11614574]

>>11614565
False. Incorrect. WRONG. Guess again, simpleton.

I win, you lose.

[Anonymous No.11614581]

>>11614574
btw, im a big dumb baby who eats doodoo and pees his pants

[Anonymous No.11614586]

>>11614581
i COULDA tOLD YOU THAT NUMBNUTZZZ NOW SUK ON DEEZ NUTS

[Anonymous No.11614590]

>>11614586
why are you replying to yourself? that's weird bro.

[Anonymous No.11614595]

>>11614590
yeh yeh yeh ffuckkkk meeee

[Anonymous No.11615012]

>>11612636
I was in spain at a little restaurant that later got featured at some show with gordon ramsey. Their kitchen was filthy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.11615398]

>>11614382
Boogie pls go

[Anonymous No.11615408]

I got stuck in a Taco Bell drive thru for 45 minutes. Like seriously stuck, I couldn’t exit if I tried. Then when I got my food everything was cold.

[Anonymous No.11615420]

>>11612636
I once ordered a hamburger at a bar. Fucker was still frozen in the middle.

[Anonymous No.11615724]

When I was young and ate like a normie, I ordered some Nachos and there was a machine bolt and nut mixed in with the chips. I doubt it was malicious, just something from the tortilla chip factory that fell in the bag. When I mentioned it the manager got mad at me and accused me of planting it to scam a free meal. Irate level mad. I just walked out without paying but I still think about that guy sometimes.

[Anonymous No.11616518]

>>11615408
>not leaving enough room between you and the guy in front of you so that you can peel out at a moments notice
it's like you want to get carjacked

[Anonymous No.11616566]

>>11614410
post mug

[Anonymous No.11616581]

>>11614410
KEK

Please describe the performance. How did you position the cup? did you poop while driving? where were the legs? Any friendly fire? How overwhelming was the smell? how long was the drive?

KEKEKEKEK

[Anonymous No.11616788]

>>11614563
>>11614574
>>11614586
>>11614595
based schizo poster

[Anonymous No.11616817]

>>11613610
Can ye smell the sea from Atlanta?

[Anonymous No.11616822]

>>11614435
>Or maybe not so hard

[Anonymous No.11616844]

>>11615724
Usual practise is to take the customers word for it and offer something different for free, just incase it's not a plant. Seen many times at café especially young thots will "find" hair on or in the last few bites of their plate. Funny when the hair is blonde and the kitchen asians, blonde waitress off that day - fuck it just give them a freebie and if they come back we refuse service - they never come back and if they ever do they aren't scamming

[Anonymous No.11616943]

>>11613739
lamb vindaloo is pretty good though

[Anonymous No.11616959]

Ate some suspicious KFC, projectile vomited on my girlfriend the next morning.

[Anonymous No.11616996]

>>11616518
not like the carjacker can go anywhere

[Anonymous No.11617002]

>>11616581
please

[Anonymous No.11617538]

>>11616943
It was very good and wasn't really the cause of the vomitting, it was the shitload of beer I drank all day.

[Anonymous No.11617547]

My worst experience was with a waiter, not the food itself. Stupid cunt only came to my table once after seating us and taking our orders and nobody would give me a refill.

[Anonymous No.11618205]

>>11616817
no

[Anonymous No.11618214]

>>11612636
The time when I ordered a McChicken and they fucking put cheese on it
Who the fuck does that

[Anonymous No.11618591]

>>11616844
So let me get this straight:
If they come back to your restaurant, you refuse them service because they are not scammers?

[Anonymous No.11618600]

>>11612636
some hamburger place where they made the burger way too big and added way too much remoulade sauce making the whole thing a big sloppy mess that tasted like some shitty mayonnaise.

[Anonymous No.11618609]

>>11613155
i once did that too but with a chinese restaurant.

[Anonymous No.11618635]

>>11614318
Bitch Please.
And that's 80 orders of 5 pieces, back when a dollar menu wasn't a value menu.

[Anonymous No.11618646]

>>11613574
If this is true then it's time to celebrate

[Anonymous No.11618712]

>>11612636
>Go to a sushi buffet in town, decent price, wide variety of selection
>Write down what me and friends would like to order
>maximum 36 peices of sashimi per table, whatever.man
>order miso soup, dumplings and fried tofu to start
>nothing special, also ordered salmon, tuna sashimi and nigiri as well as different types of rolls
>Tiny as hell sashimi portions like first knuckle of your thumb
>Nigiri also counts towards maximum order of sashimi
>GF did not receive avocado and cucumber roll
>Flag down waitress, she literally looks at me for 2 seconds and goes back into the kitchen
>Friends becoming irritated, tell them to leave, I'll foot the bill.
>They leave, I pour all the leftover drinks onto the floor and flip off the manager
>walk out without paying while restaurant staff is chimping out in some chinky babble
>"Anon, did you didn't tip them right?"
>"I left them 2 cents."