Confession

[Anonymous No.11611511]

/ck/onfession
>Drank my own cum in my coffee
>Stole shit from those shopping carts parked with stuff inside
>Gave my dog vodka

[Anonymous No.11611515]

>>11611511
ate too much food today

[Anonymous No.11611520]

>>11611515
>>11611511
wow our post numbers are similar thats amazing

[Anonymous No.11611523]

>>11611511
Dislike kewpie mayo-am I straight?

[Anonymous No.11611525]

>>11611511
I dislike the McChicken

[Anonymous No.11611533]

I over-analyze food to the point of under-eating.

Thank Dog for alcohol and cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.11611565]

>>11611523
im gay

[Anonymous No.11611599]

i used to open up boxes of my roommates food, take a little, and then superglue it back together so it looked sealed

[Anonymous No.11611666]

>>11611599
you super glued his leftovers?

[Anonymous No.11611674]

>>11611511
Is drinking your own cum gay? I'm not OP by the way.

[Anonymous No.11611675]

>>11611666
No, the box.
for example a box of protein bars, id superglue the ends of the box back together after taking one because he hadn’t opened it yet

[Anonymous No.11611687]

>>11611675
does your roommate know first grade math

[Anonymous No.11611694]

>>11611687
i would hope so
hes not my roommate anymore so i cant go and ask him (and no he didn’t move because of me, i moved)
its very possible he noticed and just never said anything i guess. But they were big ass boxes, like the 12 pack cliff bars and stuff. Its not like you count them as soon as you open it

[Anonymous No.11611702]

>>11611599
Why didn't you just ask him if you could have some?

[Anonymous No.11611705]

>>11611694
Very cool!!

[Anonymous No.11611720]

>>11611705
i wish the priest at confession said this after each person was done

[Anonymous No.11611725]

>>11611702
good fucking question

[Anonymous No.11611727]

>>11611720
>he goes to church
>he believes in a god

[Anonymous No.11611735]

>>11611727
i never said that but i know what a confessional is. I’ve never been to one personally but i have watched ballykissangel and none of the fathers ever complimented anyone on their confessions

[Anonymous No.11611738]

>>11611735
Very cool!

[Anonymous No.11611745]

>>11611738
thank you father

[Anonymous No.11611749]

>>11611511
Ate unhealthy. I disobeyed my doctor.

[Anonymous No.11611762]

>>11611511
I used to get drunk with my roommates dog all the time.
Stolen spices for my spaget bc poofag(at the time)
Got high as fuck with an old friend and we make spaghetti with brandy and weed. Seemed like a cool idea at the time

[Anonymous No.11611788]

>>11611762
>I used to get drunk with my roommates dog all the time.
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11611790]

>>11611511
my cum was burning holes in my socks so i started eating it after ejaculating
now i just let it dry and scrape off the crusty cum off my body

[Anonymous No.11611988]

>>11611511
My roommate got back from deployment and I've been using his toaster oven with out asking while he was gone. He confronted me and questioned me if I used it while he was gone. I lied and said no.

[Anonymous No.11612044]

>>11611988
Very cool!

[Anonymous No.11613208]

My gf made me start watching This Is Us. I tried to hate it because I knew it was some sappy melodrama but I got sucked into it and now i'm halfway through the second season and I love it. I still find it a bit too sentimental even after admitting to myself I like it, but that being said the show has still made me literally cry more times than I care to admit. I know this isn't /tv/ but they never talk about it and they're all fags anyway.

Also I've been eating my own cum for years. I won't get into why, but it is unironically a very convenient disposal method. It doesn't even taste that bad, it's more just a texture thing. I find it interesting that the taste does change based on what you eat/drink.

[Anonymous No.11613342]

>>11613208
Okay, now this is cool!

[Anonymous No.11613933]

>>11611511
Was the first thing because Tara Tainton told you to?

[Anonymous No.11613951]

>>11611511
I stole a jellybean from those self-serve self-weigh candy sections in a supermarket

[Anonymous No.11613969]

>>11613951
fucking based

[Anonymous No.11613987]

>>11613208
Do you eat your cum because a qt femdom porn girl told you to

[Anonymous No.11614274]

>>11613987

No.

[Anonymous No.11614283]

>>11613208
>Enjoys sappy pleb drama
>Eats own cum
Seems legit

[Anonymous No.11614284]

>>11614274
Do you eat your cum because the trap mode aesthetics picture told you to

[Anonymous No.11614289]

>>11611511
I drank around 1.5L of my own piss once, I was rolling on mdma and for some absurd reason the idea came into my head that maybe mdma is being excreted in my urine so if I drink it I might get double high.... it wasn't unpleasant, just tasted like salty water and made my stomach hurt a little.

[Anonymous No.11614299]

>>11611511
I drank piss for the first time ever yesterday.

[Anonymous No.11614302]

>>11613208
>>11611511
I 100% get the coffee thing. It started for me because I once wanked mid morning at my desk and my half full coffee mug was the onyl acceptable cum dispenser (i don't use socks or my clothing like a fucking animal) and then I drank it from there.

[Anonymous No.11614315]

I can understand the appeal of trap rap even though I hate niggers.

[Anonymous No.11614319]

>>11614284
No.

[Anonymous No.11614332]

>>11614319
Why do you eat your cum?

[Anonymous No.11614367]

>>11614332
I have fairly severe OCD. The primary irrational fear that many of my compulsions center around is the idea that I’ll lose certain inherent aspects of who I am and even take on aspects of others that I see as negative. In effect I’m scared of losing my ‘essence’ if you will. Losing some crucial part of myself that makes me who I am. It doesn’t take much imagination to see how semen could be symbolically perceived as one’s essence. I started worrying that by letting it go down a drain, or in a trash can I was losing some intrinsic part of myself abstractly through it, and it was better to consume it just to be safe.

[Anonymous No.11614372]

>>11614332
These guys are kind of strange by eating it, but literally every male has tasted his own come at some point, it's just a right of passage. I assume all women have licked their fingers at least once after dipping them in their hole, too, although I've yet to hear any admit it.

[Anonymous No.11614376]

>>11614372
rite*

[Anonymous No.11614380]

>>11614367

[Anonymous No.11614381]

>>11614367
oh so youre just good old fashioned retarded

[Anonymous No.11614396]

>>11614332
Nutrient retention only retards waste valuable vitamins and minerals