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Actual bread edition. Bonus points for bread and OC.
>>11610911>obviously can afford finer cheeses.>uses doritos.
>>11610926baste filename
>>11610927Wa la
does anyone has the chicken casserole webm?
>>11610993I don't understand this shit. Why do people record themselves fucking basic shit up and then post it on the internet?
>>11610926how does he get out without breaking all the eggs
>>11611020He leaves through the eggsit.
>>11610940Is this Jack's father?
>>11611013views are views
>>11611033nailed it
>>11610993is frustrates me everytime i see videos of people cooking so awful, yes i know about jack
>>11611053
>>11610974That was kinda cool.
>>11611064I hate this fucking faggot. Hopefully he dies a horrible death soon.
>>11611079
>>11611064pathetic and not at all funny.
>>11611224i call bullshit on that one
>>11611292What is the purpose of this video? Sure, the guy looks fucking weird, but other than that... what are we observing here?
>>11611292he looks kind of like a rat that hasn't showered for a week
>>11611425How often do rats shower where you live?
>>11611425He may not have won the genetic lottery, but how do you know he didn't carefully and strategically comb-wipe his hair slick with the pepperoni grease especially for the viewers of this video? Don't be so quick to judge. Pepperoni grease is just as good as any other hair oil product. His genetic misfortune doesn't change that, you elitist prick.
>>11611292>that insanely greasy hair>those long gross fingernailsWhat the actual fuck.
>>11611127Why is he performing an autopsy on that pizza?
>>11610927>post video of doritos bread on YT>profit off of memeing shitlords and hatewatchers from 4channelleIt's funny how asleep you are.
>>11611460>contaminating bread with the same utensil you used to touch raw meat
>>11611633>newfag asking questions about Ja/ck/
>>11611678The balls are inert.
>>11610993>one sleeve rolled up one down>rubbing face acne while cooking>bullshit>masculine gestures/body languageI hate it.
>>11610993She's cute!
>>11611722>99.97 pure copper
>>11610940what the hell
>>11611079oh no
>>11611722>how would you like your steak, sir?>like grandma from Dante's Peak
>>11611079>>11611158You think this guy might be new to cooking?
>>11611783See now that's not even a smart joke, since the grandma in Dante's Peak was burned by the super heated lake.The smart joke would be about John Carrol Lynch from Volcano, when he willingly jumps into the lava to save the lady.
what am i doing wrong if my dough is extremely sticky
>>11611810use more flour, dummy.
>>11611803Well SORRY FOR EXISTING, ANON. I just wanted to make you laugh.
>>11611824And I just want you to be the funniest guy you can be. I'm here to help.
>>11611165Call it pretentious all you want it looks pretty tasty compared to other pretentious meals.
>>11611828T-thank you.
>>11611803peak redditposting
>>11611835
>>11611033Beerbot always knows how to deliver
>>11611079This is all wrong. He didn't boil the onions in 2 litres of oil first
>>11611013God damn Cracks me up every time
>>11611722Lava fumes are toxic.
>>11610993Cute!
>>11611224>Waffles look good>Jizz all over them because of le 4chin prank XDFuck off
>>11611013The best part is he thought he could sneak up on the oil.
>>11611079>Retards thinking you have to fry onions firstIf you boil the shit of onions they practically disintegrate, both flavoring whatever liquid they're in and thickening it at the same time. Granted that's probably not what the person in this video went on to do, but regardless, browning onions is not the only way to cook them and if you think it is you're a moron.
>>11611158>traditional american sauce.webm
>>11612035>If you boil the shit of onions they practically disintegrate, both flavoring whatever liquid they're in and thickening it at the same time.Even if they add some flavor, boiled and fried onions do not taste the same. Plus, both the onions and garlic add flavor to the oil you fry them in, which goes a long way in making a sauce taste better.
>>11611656You need to level up your immune system you faget.
>>11610993>that feel when someone with cerebral palsy is cuter and better at making pancakes than you.
>>11611663>newfag thinking he's an oldfag
>>11611722
>>11610940The fire enchantment on those blades, though.
>>11613057why
>>11611460
>>11611211Okay, downsie.
>>11610940why
>>11613113It's light reflecting on its surface
>>11611460>if i make le funny fast and pointless movements i become a new youtube star :)))
>>11613174You have to slap the slag so it knows who's boss.
>>11611075The whole video is pretty interesting in my opinion and also gives you some other facts about the cheese.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ZI15VjwEU
>>11611022I remember this one. All of these were pretty funny.
>>11613421Japan is weird.
>>11612020Are you fucking retarded?
>>11612008it's fake lava you goof
>>11612959got a bit dried there at the end
>>11613450Wouldn't molten metal also be toxic as fuck?
>>11613113god, she's so beautiful. i just want to teach her to use a mandolin slicer :3
>>11610926Never seen this before, nice.
>>11613492She can practice on my mandolin if you know what I mean
>>11613478Could be depending on the type of metal, but that's clearly not metal.It looks like glass to me. Ever seen a video of glassblowing? It has that same texture.
>>11611064why would he do something like that?
>>11613517how does he get out?
>>11613341Cancerous
>>11613552Uh, excuse me?
>>11613552I hate this bitch. I want to watch her clean up the messes she makes while she thinks about how her life ended up the way it is.
>>11613552Showry was funny for exactly ten seconds.
>>11613564>>11613570>>11613601Stop replying to Thot Posters and report them to the IRS instead.
>>11610993and this is why stainless is shit
>>11613612Because some retard doesn't know how to use it?
>>11613313Oh shit, I thought the were legitimately inbued with the power of fire
>>11613611Posting a showry webm doesn't make you a "thot poster" and I really can't be bothered talking to the Korean version of the IRS just because she's annoying.Actually, how is she any different from LA Beast? They're both whoring themselves out on Youtube for money. I guess you just like Beast's content better? I do too, but that doesn't mean I want the other one shut down.BTW, does anyone have the webm of the beer being brought to a boil on a hot table so it looks like the glasses are magically filling from the bottom?
>>11613658Beast is creative and inventive. The things he does are usually unique or challenging, hell he's set like a dozen world records. That dumb bitch is just "lol I'm making a mess while making funny faces and showing my tits".If you ever compare the Beast to to a whore like that I will have you deported.
>>11613651Yeah, I'm disappointed as well friend.
>>11611783Wasn't that a lake that had it's acidity pump to ridiculously high levels that it started melting the damn metal canoe they were in?
>>11611165that'll be $500, cash only, you pay now!
>>11612035Caramelizing the onions adds a much different flavor, one that cannot be supplemented by boiling.
>>11612035>If you boil the shit of onions they practically disintegrate, both flavoring whatever liquid they're in and thickening it at the same time.They don't taste like caramelized onions but still get sweet like them too.
>>11611158
It's Christmas y'all.
>>11610993is this bitch fucked up my pans id turn her japanese with it
>>11611840>That will be $350 plus an 18% gratuity sir
>>11613943>18%It's almost 2019, 25% is the new standard.
>>11613552I have the weirdest boner right now.
>>11613946Jesus fucking Christ
>>11613946how soon before they being demanding minimum tips as well? Like even though you only spent $10, you have to tip at least $5 per meal?
>>11612020>doesn't know what icing isTell us how you were pretending to be retarded to get us
>>11613428amazing they can made objects edible also that smile at the end is priceless
>>11613601as if the phallic shape wasn't enough
>>11614055not sure what's the name of this movie but i love these clips
>>11611033*beeps happily at the end*>I have served my master well today :D
>>11614071not sure if there are more of this
>>11613898>chirstmas appetizers>pizza doughnope
>>11614078last one i have
>>11614078>>11614088There are 4 in that set
>>11614071Jiro Nightmares of Assrape
>>11614055>>11614071>>11614078>>11614088I gotchu senpai
>>11614055>>11614071>>11614078Its sad that cooking like this is slowly being choked in favor of fast food
>>11614109>fast food
>>11614132>cumminggross
>>11614138>eating mouldy cow juicegross
>>11614147>replacing cheese to make grilled cheesei hate vegans so much, ruining the fun for everyone
>>11614088Fake news, here is authentic chinese food.
>>11614220
>>11614221>memesuine foodi hope this trend dies
>>11614234>lol vegans only eat cucumberbased meme friend
>>11614245I know they don't.Also it's nut juice, not nut milk.
>>11613541By breaking all of the eggs
>>11614248what's the point of his videos, they are too annoying to watch
>>11613541his wife put a curse on him and his son, neither can leave the egg fort unless he sell all the eggs
>>11614265>they are too annoying to watchHe says as he posts the same stupid "jacks fucks something up" webm for the nine thousandth time.
>>11614269difference between xD videos and jack is at least jack's fuck ups are entertaining to watch despite how one can get frustrated seeing him cook
>>11614282>at least jack's fuck ups are entertaining to watchNo, they aren't.
>>11614290That crushed down a LOT more than I expected before exploding
>>11613541You're missing the point. Why would he want to get out?
>>11614293Reminded me of a science project I did in elementary school about the compressive strength of tubular structures.
>>11614241It's just fruit and candy wtf?I mean it'd still be stupid even if he put a nice cake down, but fucking hell.
>>11614245The reason vegans try so hard to emulate meat is because their body knows they are lacking something and it's telling them to go eat meat. Vegans have uncontrolled meat cravings despite their """""healthy""""" lifestyles because they are depriving their body of something it needs.I eat vegetable dishes quite a lot but I don't feel a compulsion to try and make it look and taste like meat because I eat meat already and my body is getting the nutrients it needs. There's so many ways to really make a veggie dish shine and vegans don't know any of them because they're too busy trying to trick their bodies into thinking they're eating meat and it never works. Vegans take beautiful wholesome ingredients and cook them in literally the dumbest way possible.
>>11613341>she taps her knife. tee hee hee
>>11613517>file nameKEK. good job, anon.
>>11614293The increased pressure makes the bubbles to turn into liquid.
>>11613552she needs to be put back into her cage
>>11614441i think that's cute
>>11614220lose the french fries and that might be a bretty gud sammich
>>11611158DSP?
>>11611079>those turds xir drops in at the endA..are those meat balls?
>>11614628
>>11614628>philly cheesesteakno bruhno
>>11614821Why did you respond with the same exact webm? Both of you stop posting these anyway.
>>11614821
>>11614831Mine is better and accurately named.>>11614833
>>11614555wojak getting even with pepe
>>11610911no oc on /ck/ any more, you fucking moron.this board is fucking done.newfags and /b/ spillovers ruined it. it's just for shitposting now.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1544816636666.webmget it while it's hot!
>>11614845
>>11614555
>>11614842calm down, sperg. The board is fine and mods are decent. Many other boards are ruined beyond saving, this one is fine even if there aren't constantly fresh made webms for you.
>>11611323God, I hate this faggot
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1544797199958.webm
>>11614845>>11614847
>>11614854The webm threads are a tad lackluster because people would rather repost the same 30 Jack and Tasty webms instead of making something new. Hell I'd make some new ones if people want to provide material.
>>11614854>The board is fine and mods are decentyou just like having a place that's not /b/ to shitpost, nigger.
>>>/wsg//ck/There, stop clicking the links
>>11614862>look at catalog>99.7% of threads on topicomg what le epic shitposting my fellow 4channeler
>>11614867>>>/wsg/ck/fixt that for youpic semi-unrelated
>>11614886>chromeniggers
>>11614888_______^^^^did not go unnoticed
>>11611224fake
>>11614762Based humane Asian man
>>11614857>>11614858How were you able to reply with an uploaded webm within 2 seconds, which would include finding the said webm on your machine and uploading it?
>>11614919
>>11614845>>11614847>>11614858thanx anon
>>11614931>responding to a deleted post
>>11614245Why do you want to emulate meat and cheese so badly?
>>11614949just convincing carnivores that there's a better way
>>11614444First day here? We've been calling it that for weeks you dumbass newfag
>>11614952
Enough of the vegan shit.
>>11614557The guy I work with keeps insisting we order Dominos pizza. I keep telling him as nicely as I can I don't want it because I don't like their pizzas and they cost almost as much as an actual decent (And bigger) pizza. He always gets upset and it's actually ended in an argument a few times (pretty sure he's a fucking psycho). It's gotten to the point where I always bring packed lunches to work so I have a excuse not to buy food.The dumbest part is he's italian, he should know what garbage their pizza is. I mean unless you order the absolute bare bones cheese and a sprinkling of meat you are literally looking at a pizza that only cost a dollar or two less than a well made pizza from somewhere else., plus it's half the size, we could buy one good pizza and share it for cheaper.
>>11614961>Enough of the vegan shitagreed
>>11614962If you haven't had them in recent years, they aren't that bad. And the medium pizzas on the two for $5.99 deal are a pretty solid price.
>>11614952I'm sorry but being nutrient deficient while fooling myself that its better for the environment is not my type of gig. This of that while you eat your avocado from the other side of the earth.
>>11614986>nutrient deficientYeah I know, who ever heard of a multivitamin
SHOO SHOO vegan poster
>>11614987Ever hear of b12?
>>11614987>being such a picky eater that you need to supplement your meals with medicine to live a healthy life
>>11613113It was seriously impressive how badly she fucked up every single step of both recipes she uploaded
>>11613552Whoah, muh based azn waifu.
>>11614468but she is already in the kitchen?
>>11614245why not call these.. tofu fingers?
>>11614245>Fried tofuWow, such great fish fingers.
Needs more meat.
>>11614847Why do so few people in India know how to cook that the few who do are forced to make massive bowls of slop for thousands at a time? I've never seen any Indian cooking videos that were just a meal for one or a family dinner. It's always shit like this.
>>11614831>Wh*te culture.
>>11614987>His diet is incomplete without a chalky pill from walgreensNeat.
>>11614961I like steak as much as the next guy but that is an abomination.
>>11610993she streams on chaturbate fyi
>>11614962Domino's is such shit. The sauce is way too sweet.
More meat.
>>11615014man I would love to shop there, so many new meats and cuts to try.
>>11615435not bad for a dollar
>>11615438more like $8+, each of those 6 steaks was a dollar
>>11615453oh, I had thought it was a restaurant selling the sandwiches for a dollar, so yeah that's shit.
>>11615485honestly can't tell if the thing on the left is supposed to be a girl or a faggy boy, fucking chinks
>>11615494Those are Tojos, not Chinks. Get it straight faggot.
>>11614861I've seen VERY little jackposting this week. Granted, I visit a lot less frequently than I used to, but this past week or more, I've seen very little Jack and a lot of new webms than before.
>>11615485where is this from anon
>>11615525World of Final Fantasy.
>>11615006Yes. Nutritional yeast has a fuckload of it. Does this confuse and anger you?
>>11615435Are they like a dollar each?
>>11614241>That'll be $9,999.95 plus gratuity and tip
>>11612959>overproved and with a disgusting skin on the topthis is why we use cling film
>>11613772wow you can harvest so much material from those things
>>11615221white culture is so common in every single god damned thing you do that you no longer notice it.the only time you notice nigger culture or spic or fag or anything else is when a vocal minority demands over representation or a bunch of coloreds destroy something that's been a standing tradition for over a century and they hoot and holler and stomp their feet like fucking tribal aboriginals.
>>11611165I made this during summer, and it's a waste of time. It tastes bland with a bit of spice.
>>11615143>disgusting pigs
>>11613670Beast is a whore.
>>11615143>fat people in charge of catering
>>11615133because then you wouldn't be able to use the word vegan, and you ways have to inform people of this
>>11611064This is OLD LA Beast.
>>11615435this guy's channel is weird. he has 0 intonation
>>11614444checked and based
>>11611079>>11611158>dspNo wonder he's ruining this. Just like everything else.
>>11610911>fucking dorito bread
>>11614842>oc??
>>11616282Original Content.
>>11613658tubes?
>>11610911'Murica!
>>11616300huh?
>>11614987cant take a pill for animal fat
>>11613658Magic coffee.
>>11611803I wept for that brave man when I first saw this movie
>>11615453That can't be all you get.
>>11613898>lets melt bad grocery store cheese in 10 different ways>yes I am original
>>11616689You've never understood food.
>>11610974Who cut the cheese lol
>>11614138I recall some cheese autist said that you are not suppose to include the non melted bits into this dish, only the cheese goop
>>11614833This is the most superfluous way of making a cheese steak
>>11613328indian people just have collective genetic tourette's
>>11614245>sprinkle salt and pepper to the tofuthat is NOT how you season tofu. tofu isn't meat, you cant just sprinkle little salt and pepper and hope it will "season" the tofu
>>11616826the non melted part is the rind, should be edible but maybe an acquired taste
>>11615006>>11615529based and yeastpilled
>>11617057pls delet, it's not the same without the audio
>>11617060Tell gookmoot to add audio
>>11612023>he thought>unironically people who can't grasp comedy
>>11611460Ah the Ramly burger.. Worth trying if you ever go to Malaysia.
>>11614221is that the Borat man
>>11616697oh look, an OP sandwich
>>11614907as much as i hate these style of videos, there isn't anything wrong with this one. Especially as it's a proper baked cheesecake, not the usual shit-tier gelatin set ones they usually do.5/7, would attempt recipe.
>>11614952By making shitty subpart erzats of what they usually eat?
>>11614900This.Why don't we hear more vegans bitch at Asian cuisine when they actually torture live proteins on purpose?Or would that be culturally insensitive
>>11617787Theres some of these videos that its like wtf asians, but they cut the things head....off....first....Damnit asians....I wanted to defend you but youre skinning fish alive by the time I'm not even finished with a 30 second reply. Fuck you.
>>11610911>what if two seconds of every three second long shot was out of focus
>>11614961The thumbnail made me think pepe was cooking.Of course,life could never be that good.
>>11617787'cus the vegans you're moaning about don't live in Asia, you dumb dumb.
>>11617787Because if liberals knew how bad the world was outside of the perceived persecutions they wouldn't complain about anything.
>>11617863So they're just as hypocrite as the feminists who cry about manspreading but don't give two flying craps about muslim childbrides in the middle east.really makes you think
>>11614628Even if I ignore the abomination that the mixture is, that steak looks dry as fuck. 0/10 would send back to kitchen
>>11617765>vegans don't know that herbivores are opportunistic omnivoresI need a compilation video of these. I remember seeing a vid of a deer eating a pigeon.
>>11617734is there a version without reddit tier "humor" subtitles
>>11617951Wow, you just have no sense of humor. Downvoted.
>>11613601are my balls supposed to have a shell around them?
>>11613898Neat stuff. Ill probably try em this xmas when the family is over.
>>11615171There's a lotta people in India.
>>11611656>being american and deadly afraid of anything raw
>>11615171Because 80% of people on this site are single men. The world doesn't revolve around you.
>>11618313Unfortunately.
>>11618470this makes me sick
>>11610927The true mark of a chef is being able to make shit ingredients into a higher class meal.
>>11613658Are there...ah nvm
>>11611722Does that mean they don't work?
>>11613174Lindenfrost effect
>>11617389(for sex)
>>11611663Can jack move his arm yet?
>>11617740She's from Twice, right?
>>11613113Is she using a butter knife?
>>11619552Leidenfrost, dumbass.
>>11613552what the fuck is wrong with her
>>11611022anyone have source with sound?
>>11616134Wolfepit is great
>>11614091Awful fucking way to cook a burger
>>11615435>>11615453I use to work at a dollar tree and sold these steaks. Hell, I hung up our giant promotional banner just like in the webm and even stocked them in the freezer.Customers said the same things as fags on this site.>"huh a steak for a dollarrrr!?">"i bet its old meat or maybe horse heh">"i wouldn't eat that durrrr"It was like shit-posting in real life. We sold surprisingly few.
>>11617499god i wish that was me
>>11620485Well they were right, why is that shitposting?
>>11620503You would cringe too if you heard the same "original funny joke" about dollar steak from every other old white guy or latina women as you were stocking them.Or god forbid someone actually bought one and others would make the jokes right to their face in line.
>>11620495imagine if she served it to you in her shoe hahawouldnt that be gross? i would taste it just as a joke haha
>>11617787who the fuck would even want to eat that shit? The dishes look fucking disgusting and they did a hack job at cleaning and scaling the things.
>>11617734>molecular mango>literally just mango whipped cream in a candy shell
>>11611460Pretty Frequently where I'm at
>>11615412gimme the name
>>11614078>animals still alive while he cooks them
>>11618470couldn't they find someone less disgusting?
>>11613517how does the fort get out of him
>>11616529what?
>>11611783Fuck
>>11613428Is this a /ck/ webm or not?
>>11613601These are super common in my state. I've actually held one. The texture of the shaft is really leathery, and it writhes around in your hand. I've never eaten one, though.
>>11614999
>>11613686YOU FORGOT TO TIP!!!
>>11610940>perestroika