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11610911 No.11610911 [Reply] [Original]

Actual bread edition. Bonus points for bread and OC.

>> No.11610926
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>> No.11610927

>obviously can afford finer cheeses.
>uses doritos.

>> No.11610940
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baste filename

>> No.11610974
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Wa la

>> No.11610993
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>> No.11611009

does anyone has the chicken casserole webm?

>> No.11611013
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I don't understand this shit. Why do people record themselves fucking basic shit up and then post it on the internet?

>> No.11611020

how does he get out without breaking all the eggs

>> No.11611022
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>> No.11611023

He leaves through the eggsit.

>> No.11611025

Is this Jack's father?

>> No.11611027

views are views

>> No.11611033
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>> No.11611045

nailed it

>> No.11611053

is frustrates me everytime i see videos of people cooking so awful, yes i know about jack

>> No.11611064
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>> No.11611075

That was kinda cool.

>> No.11611079
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>> No.11611096

I hate this fucking faggot. Hopefully he dies a horrible death soon.

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>> No.11611211

pathetic and not at all funny.

>> No.11611224
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>> No.11611233

i call bullshit on that one

>> No.11611292
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>> No.11611309

What is the purpose of this video? Sure, the guy looks fucking weird, but other than that... what are we observing here?

>> No.11611323
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>> No.11611425

he looks kind of like a rat that hasn't showered for a week

>> No.11611460
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How often do rats shower where you live?

>> No.11611475

He may not have won the genetic lottery, but how do you know he didn't carefully and strategically comb-wipe his hair slick with the pepperoni grease especially for the viewers of this video? Don't be so quick to judge. Pepperoni grease is just as good as any other hair oil product. His genetic misfortune doesn't change that, you elitist prick.

>> No.11611604

>that insanely greasy hair
>those long gross fingernails

What the actual fuck.

>> No.11611633

Why is he performing an autopsy on that pizza?

>> No.11611652

>post video of doritos bread on YT
>profit off of memeing shitlords and hatewatchers from 4channelle
It's funny how asleep you are.

>> No.11611656

>contaminating bread with the same utensil you used to touch raw meat

>> No.11611663
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>newfag asking questions about Ja/ck/

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>> No.11611722
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The balls are inert.

>> No.11611748

>one sleeve rolled up one down
>rubbing face acne while cooking
>masculine gestures/body language
I hate it.

>> No.11611767

She's cute!

>> No.11611776

>99.97 pure copper

>> No.11611780

what the hell

>> No.11611782

oh no

>> No.11611783

>how would you like your steak, sir?
>like grandma from Dante's Peak

>> No.11611798

You think this guy might be new to cooking?

>> No.11611803
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See now that's not even a smart joke, since the grandma in Dante's Peak was burned by the super heated lake.
The smart joke would be about John Carrol Lynch from Volcano, when he willingly jumps into the lava to save the lady.

>> No.11611810

what am i doing wrong if my dough is extremely sticky

>> No.11611817

use more flour, dummy.

>> No.11611824
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Well SORRY FOR EXISTING, ANON. I just wanted to make you laugh.

>> No.11611828
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And I just want you to be the funniest guy you can be. I'm here to help.

>> No.11611835

Call it pretentious all you want it looks pretty tasty compared to other pretentious meals.

>> No.11611836

T-thank you.

>> No.11611839

peak redditposting

>> No.11611840
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>> No.11611945


Beerbot always knows how to deliver

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This is all wrong.

He didn't boil the onions in 2 litres of oil first

>> No.11611980
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God damn
Cracks me up every time

>> No.11612008

Lava fumes are toxic.

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>> No.11612020

>Waffles look good
>Jizz all over them because of le 4chin prank XD
Fuck off

>> No.11612023

The best part is he thought he could sneak up on the oil.

>> No.11612035

>Retards thinking you have to fry onions first
If you boil the shit of onions they practically disintegrate, both flavoring whatever liquid they're in and thickening it at the same time. Granted that's probably not what the person in this video went on to do, but regardless, browning onions is not the only way to cook them and if you think it is you're a moron.

>> No.11612053

>traditional american sauce.webm

>> No.11612142

>If you boil the shit of onions they practically disintegrate, both flavoring whatever liquid they're in and thickening it at the same time.

Even if they add some flavor, boiled and fried onions do not taste the same. Plus, both the onions and garlic add flavor to the oil you fry them in, which goes a long way in making a sauce taste better.

>> No.11612177

You need to level up your immune system you faget.

>> No.11612435

>that feel when someone with cerebral palsy is cuter and better at making pancakes than you.

>> No.11612959
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>> No.11613044
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>newfag thinking he's an oldfag

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The fire enchantment on those blades, though.

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>> No.11613203

Okay, downsie.

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>> No.11613313

It's light reflecting on its surface

>> No.11613328

>if i make le funny fast and pointless movements i become a new youtube star :)))

>> No.11613329

You have to slap the slag so it knows who's boss.

>> No.11613341
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>> No.11613401

The whole video is pretty interesting in my opinion and also gives you some other facts about the cheese.

>> No.11613421

I remember this one. All of these were pretty funny.

>> No.11613428
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Japan is weird.

>> No.11613444

Are you fucking retarded?

>> No.11613450

it's fake lava you goof

>> No.11613453

got a bit dried there at the end

>> No.11613478

Wouldn't molten metal also be toxic as fuck?

>> No.11613492

god, she's so beautiful. i just want to teach her to use a mandolin slicer :3

>> No.11613493

Never seen this before, nice.

>> No.11613496

She can practice on my mandolin if you know what I mean

>> No.11613507

Could be depending on the type of metal, but that's clearly not metal.

It looks like glass to me. Ever seen a video of glassblowing? It has that same texture.

>> No.11613512

why would he do something like that?

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>> No.11613541

how does he get out?

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>> No.11613552
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>> No.11613564

Uh, excuse me?

>> No.11613570

I hate this bitch. I want to watch her clean up the messes she makes while she thinks about how her life ended up the way it is.

>> No.11613601
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Showry was funny for exactly ten seconds.

>> No.11613611
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Stop replying to Thot Posters and report them to the IRS instead.

>> No.11613612

and this is why stainless is shit

>> No.11613620

Because some retard doesn't know how to use it?

>> No.11613651

Oh shit, I thought the were legitimately inbued with the power of fire

>> No.11613658
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Posting a showry webm doesn't make you a "thot poster" and I really can't be bothered talking to the Korean version of the IRS just because she's annoying.
Actually, how is she any different from LA Beast? They're both whoring themselves out on Youtube for money. I guess you just like Beast's content better? I do too, but that doesn't mean I want the other one shut down.

BTW, does anyone have the webm of the beer being brought to a boil on a hot table so it looks like the glasses are magically filling from the bottom?

>> No.11613670
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Beast is creative and inventive. The things he does are usually unique or challenging, hell he's set like a dozen world records. That dumb bitch is just "lol I'm making a mess while making funny faces and showing my tits".

If you ever compare the Beast to to a whore like that I will have you deported.

>> No.11613673

Yeah, I'm disappointed as well friend.

>> No.11613680

Wasn't that a lake that had it's acidity pump to ridiculously high levels that it started melting the damn metal canoe they were in?

>> No.11613686

that'll be $500, cash only, you pay now!

>> No.11613772
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>> No.11613873

Caramelizing the onions adds a much different flavor, one that cannot be supplemented by boiling.

>> No.11613886

>If you boil the shit of onions they practically disintegrate, both flavoring whatever liquid they're in and thickening it at the same time.
They don't taste like caramelized onions but still get sweet like them too.

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>> No.11613898
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It's Christmas y'all.

>> No.11613908

is this bitch fucked up my pans id turn her japanese with it

>> No.11613943

>That will be $350 plus an 18% gratuity sir

>> No.11613946

It's almost 2019, 25% is the new standard.

>> No.11613962

I have the weirdest boner right now.

>> No.11613979

Jesus fucking Christ

>> No.11613992

how soon before they being demanding minimum tips as well? Like even though you only spent $10, you have to tip at least $5 per meal?

>> No.11614047

>doesn't know what icing is
Tell us how you were pretending to be retarded to get us

>> No.11614051

amazing they can made objects edible also that smile at the end is priceless

>> No.11614055
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as if the phallic shape wasn't enough

>> No.11614071
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not sure what's the name of this movie but i love these clips

>> No.11614075

*beeps happily at the end*
>I have served my master well today :D

>> No.11614078
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not sure if there are more of this

>> No.11614087

>chirstmas appetizers
>pizza dough


>> No.11614088
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last one i have

>> No.11614091
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There are 4 in that set

>> No.11614095

Jiro Nightmares of Assrape

>> No.11614096
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I gotchu senpai

>> No.11614109

Its sad that cooking like this is slowly being choked in favor of fast food

>> No.11614132
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>fast food

>> No.11614138
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>> No.11614147
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>eating mouldy cow juice

>> No.11614220
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>replacing cheese to make grilled cheese
i hate vegans so much, ruining the fun for everyone

>> No.11614221
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Fake news, here is authentic chinese food.

>> No.11614234
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>> No.11614241
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>memesuine food
i hope this trend dies

>> No.11614245
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>lol vegans only eat cucumber

based meme friend

>> No.11614248
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I know they don't.
Also it's nut juice, not nut milk.

>> No.11614259

By breaking all of the eggs

>> No.11614265
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what's the point of his videos, they are too annoying to watch

>> No.11614268
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his wife put a curse on him and his son, neither can leave the egg fort unless he sell all the eggs

>> No.11614269
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>they are too annoying to watch
He says as he posts the same stupid "jacks fucks something up" webm for the nine thousandth time.

>> No.11614282
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difference between xD videos and jack is at least jack's fuck ups are entertaining to watch despite how one can get frustrated seeing him cook

>> No.11614290
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>at least jack's fuck ups are entertaining to watch
No, they aren't.

>> No.11614293

That crushed down a LOT more than I expected before exploding

>> No.11614294

You're missing the point. Why would he want to get out?

>> No.11614309

Reminded me of a science project I did in elementary school about the compressive strength of tubular structures.

>> No.11614392

It's just fruit and candy wtf?
I mean it'd still be stupid even if he put a nice cake down, but fucking hell.

>> No.11614406

The reason vegans try so hard to emulate meat is because their body knows they are lacking something and it's telling them to go eat meat. Vegans have uncontrolled meat cravings despite their """""healthy""""" lifestyles because they are depriving their body of something it needs.
I eat vegetable dishes quite a lot but I don't feel a compulsion to try and make it look and taste like meat because I eat meat already and my body is getting the nutrients it needs. There's so many ways to really make a veggie dish shine and vegans don't know any of them because they're too busy trying to trick their bodies into thinking they're eating meat and it never works. Vegans take beautiful wholesome ingredients and cook them in literally the dumbest way possible.

>> No.11614441

>she taps her knife. tee hee hee

>> No.11614444

>file name
KEK. good job, anon.

>> No.11614460

The increased pressure makes the bubbles to turn into liquid.

>> No.11614468

she needs to be put back into her cage

>> No.11614515

i think that's cute

>> No.11614534

lose the french fries and that might be a bretty gud sammich

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>> No.11614618

>those turds xir drops in at the end

A..are those meat balls?

>> No.11614628
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>> No.11614804
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>> No.11614821
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>philly cheesesteak

no bruh


>> No.11614831
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Why did you respond with the same exact webm? Both of you stop posting these anyway.

>> No.11614833
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>> No.11614836
File: 2.90 MB, 360x360, Hasselback Cheese Puff Fried Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Mine is better and accurately named.


>> No.11614839

wojak getting even with pepe

>> No.11614842

no oc on /ck/ any more, you fucking moron.
this board is fucking done.
newfags and /b/ spillovers ruined it. it's just for shitposting now.

>> No.11614845


get it while it's hot!

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>> No.11614854

calm down, sperg. The board is fine and mods are decent. Many other boards are ruined beyond saving, this one is fine even if there aren't constantly fresh made webms for you.

>> No.11614855

God, I hate this faggot

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>> No.11614858
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>> No.11614861
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The webm threads are a tad lackluster because people would rather repost the same 30 Jack and Tasty webms instead of making something new. Hell I'd make some new ones if people want to provide material.

>> No.11614862

>The board is fine and mods are decent
you just like having a place that's not /b/ to shitpost, nigger.

>> No.11614867


There, stop clicking the links

>> No.11614875

>look at catalog
>99.7% of threads on topic
omg what le epic shitposting my fellow 4channeler

>> No.11614886
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fixt that for you

pic semi-unrelated

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>> No.11614896

did not go unnoticed

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>> No.11614900

Based humane Asian man

>> No.11614907
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>> No.11614919 [DELETED] 

How were you able to reply with an uploaded webm within 2 seconds, which would include finding the said webm on your machine and uploading it?

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>> No.11614933


thanx anon

>> No.11614941
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>responding to a deleted post

>> No.11614949

Why do you want to emulate meat and cheese so badly?

>> No.11614952
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just convincing carnivores that there's a better way

>> No.11614957

First day here? We've been calling it that for weeks you dumbass newfag

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>> No.11614961
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Enough of the vegan shit.

>> No.11614962

The guy I work with keeps insisting we order Dominos pizza. I keep telling him as nicely as I can I don't want it because I don't like their pizzas and they cost almost as much as an actual decent (And bigger) pizza. He always gets upset and it's actually ended in an argument a few times (pretty sure he's a fucking psycho). It's gotten to the point where I always bring packed lunches to work so I have a excuse not to buy food.

The dumbest part is he's italian, he should know what garbage their pizza is. I mean unless you order the absolute bare bones cheese and a sprinkling of meat you are literally looking at a pizza that only cost a dollar or two less than a well made pizza from somewhere else., plus it's half the size, we could buy one good pizza and share it for cheaper.

>> No.11614965
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>Enough of the vegan shit

>> No.11614969
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If you haven't had them in recent years, they aren't that bad. And the medium pizzas on the two for $5.99 deal are a pretty solid price.

>> No.11614986

I'm sorry but being nutrient deficient while fooling myself that its better for the environment is not my type of gig.
This of that while you eat your avocado from the other side of the earth.

>> No.11614987
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>nutrient deficient

Yeah I know, who ever heard of a multivitamin

>> No.11614999
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SHOO SHOO vegan poster

>> No.11615006

Ever hear of b12?

>> No.11615013

>being such a picky eater that you need to supplement your meals with medicine to live a healthy life

>> No.11615014
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>> No.11615055

It was seriously impressive how badly she fucked up every single step of both recipes she uploaded

>> No.11615058

Whoah, muh based azn waifu.

>> No.11615093

but she is already in the kitchen?

>> No.11615133

why not call these.. tofu fingers?

>> No.11615137

>Fried tofu

Wow, such great fish fingers.

>> No.11615143
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Needs more meat.

>> No.11615171

Why do so few people in India know how to cook that the few who do are forced to make massive bowls of slop for thousands at a time? I've never seen any Indian cooking videos that were just a meal for one or a family dinner. It's always shit like this.

>> No.11615221

>Wh*te culture.

>> No.11615259

>His diet is incomplete without a chalky pill from walgreens


>> No.11615369

I like steak as much as the next guy but that is an abomination.

>> No.11615412

she streams on chaturbate fyi

>> No.11615413

Domino's is such shit. The sauce is way too sweet.

>> No.11615435
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More meat.

>> No.11615436

man I would love to shop there, so many new meats and cuts to try.

>> No.11615438

not bad for a dollar

>> No.11615453
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more like $8+, each of those 6 steaks was a dollar

>> No.11615461

oh, I had thought it was a restaurant selling the sandwiches for a dollar, so yeah that's shit.

>> No.11615485
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>> No.11615494

honestly can't tell if the thing on the left is supposed to be a girl or a faggy boy, fucking chinks

>> No.11615502
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Those are Tojos, not Chinks. Get it straight faggot.

>> No.11615518

I've seen VERY little jackposting this week. Granted, I visit a lot less frequently than I used to, but this past week or more, I've seen very little Jack and a lot of new webms than before.

>> No.11615525

where is this from anon

>> No.11615526
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World of Final Fantasy.

>> No.11615529

Yes. Nutritional yeast has a fuckload of it. Does this confuse and anger you?

>> No.11615533

Are they like a dollar each?

>> No.11615562

>That'll be $9,999.95 plus gratuity and tip

>> No.11615584

>overproved and with a disgusting skin on the top
this is why we use cling film

>> No.11615659

wow you can harvest so much material from those things

>> No.11615713

white culture is so common in every single god damned thing you do that you no longer notice it.
the only time you notice nigger culture or spic or fag or anything else is when a vocal minority demands over representation or a bunch of coloreds destroy something that's been a standing tradition for over a century and they hoot and holler and stomp their feet like fucking tribal aboriginals.

>> No.11615733

I made this during summer, and it's a waste of time. It tastes bland with a bit of spice.

>> No.11615755

disgusting pigs

>> No.11615824

Beast is a whore.

>> No.11615826

>fat people in charge of catering

>> No.11615830

because then you wouldn't be able to use the word vegan, and you ways have to inform people of this

>> No.11616132

This is OLD LA Beast.

>> No.11616134

this guy's channel is weird. he has 0 intonation

>> No.11616189

checked and based

>> No.11616212

No wonder he's ruining this. Just like everything else.

>> No.11616223
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>fucking dorito bread

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>> No.11616300

Original Content.

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>> No.11616549

cant take a pill for animal fat

>> No.11616596

Magic coffee.

>> No.11616598


I wept for that brave man when I first saw this movie

>> No.11616604

That can't be all you get.

>> No.11616689

>lets melt bad grocery store cheese in 10 different ways
>yes I am original

>> No.11616697
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You've never understood food.

>> No.11616705

Who cut the cheese lol

>> No.11616826

I recall some cheese autist said that you are not suppose to include the non melted bits into this dish, only the cheese goop

>> No.11616868

This is the most superfluous way of making a cheese steak

>> No.11616873

indian people just have collective genetic tourette's

>> No.11616965
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>sprinkle salt and pepper to the tofu
that is NOT how you season tofu. tofu isn't meat, you cant just sprinkle little salt and pepper and hope it will "season" the tofu

>> No.11616987

the non melted part is the rind, should be edible but maybe an acquired taste

>> No.11616989
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based and yeastpilled

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>> No.11617060

pls delet, it's not the same without the audio

>> No.11617071

Tell gookmoot to add audio

>> No.11617082

>he thought
>unironically people who can't grasp comedy

>> No.11617389

Ah the Ramly burger.. Worth trying if you ever go to Malaysia.

>> No.11617432

is that the Borat man

>> No.11617499
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>> No.11617531

oh look, an OP sandwich

>> No.11617734
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>> No.11617754

as much as i hate these style of videos, there isn't anything wrong with this one. Especially as it's a proper baked cheesecake, not the usual shit-tier gelatin set ones they usually do.
5/7, would attempt recipe.

>> No.11617765
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By making shitty subpart erzats of what they usually eat?

>> No.11617774
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>> No.11617787
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This.Why don't we hear more vegans bitch at Asian cuisine when they actually torture live proteins on purpose?

Or would that be culturally insensitive

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Theres some of these videos that its like wtf asians, but they cut the things head....off....first....

Damnit asians....I wanted to defend you but youre skinning fish alive by the time I'm not even finished with a 30 second reply.

Fuck you.

>> No.11617809
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>what if two seconds of every three second long shot was out of focus

>> No.11617819

The thumbnail made me think pepe was cooking.
Of course,life could never be that good.

>> No.11617863

'cus the vegans you're moaning about don't live in Asia, you dumb dumb.

>> No.11617883

Because if liberals knew how bad the world was outside of the perceived persecutions they wouldn't complain about anything.

>> No.11617886

So they're just as hypocrite as the feminists who cry about manspreading but don't give two flying craps about muslim childbrides in the middle east.

really makes you think

>> No.11617891

Even if I ignore the abomination that the mixture is, that steak looks dry as fuck.

0/10 would send back to kitchen

>> No.11617946

>vegans don't know that herbivores are opportunistic omnivores
I need a compilation video of these. I remember seeing a vid of a deer eating a pigeon.

>> No.11617951

is there a version without reddit tier "humor" subtitles

>> No.11617980
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Wow, you just have no sense of humor. Downvoted.

>> No.11618011

are my balls supposed to have a shell around them?

>> No.11618046

Neat stuff. Ill probably try em this xmas when the family is over.

>> No.11618313

There's a lotta people in India.

>> No.11618348

>being american and deadly afraid of anything raw

>> No.11618419

Because 80% of people on this site are single men. The world doesn't revolve around you.

>> No.11618470
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>> No.11619200

this makes me sick

>> No.11619388

The true mark of a chef is being able to make shit ingredients into a higher class meal.

>> No.11619459

Are there...ah nvm

>> No.11619544

Does that mean they don't work?

>> No.11619552

Lindenfrost effect

>> No.11619595

(for sex)

>> No.11619597

Can jack move his arm yet?

>> No.11619645

She's from Twice, right?

>> No.11619676


Is she using a butter knife?

>> No.11619688
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Leidenfrost, dumbass.

>> No.11620064

what the fuck is wrong with her

>> No.11620069

anyone have source with sound?

>> No.11620289

Wolfepit is great

>> No.11620305

Awful fucking way to cook a burger

>> No.11620485

I use to work at a dollar tree and sold these steaks. Hell, I hung up our giant promotional banner just like in the webm and even stocked them in the freezer.
Customers said the same things as fags on this site.
>"huh a steak for a dollarrrr!?"
>"i bet its old meat or maybe horse heh"
>"i wouldn't eat that durrrr"
It was like shit-posting in real life. We sold surprisingly few.

>> No.11620495

god i wish that was me

>> No.11620503

Well they were right, why is that shitposting?

>> No.11620530

You would cringe too if you heard the same "original funny joke" about dollar steak from every other old white guy or latina women as you were stocking them.
Or god forbid someone actually bought one and others would make the jokes right to their face in line.

>> No.11620536

imagine if she served it to you in her shoe haha
wouldnt that be gross? i would taste it just as a joke haha

>> No.11620611

who the fuck would even want to eat that shit? The dishes look fucking disgusting and they did a hack job at cleaning and scaling the things.

>> No.11620630

>molecular mango
>literally just mango whipped cream in a candy shell

>> No.11620737
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Pretty Frequently where I'm at

>> No.11620753

gimme the name

>> No.11620812

>animals still alive while he cooks them

>> No.11620861

couldn't they find someone less disgusting?

>> No.11621035

how does the fort get out of him

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>> No.11621698

Is this a /ck/ webm or not?

>> No.11621738

These are super common in my state. I've actually held one. The texture of the shaft is really leathery, and it writhes around in your hand. I've never eaten one, though.

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