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>tfw you get kicked out of the buffet and get a restraining order for eating too much
>>11602461do americans really have buffets, i thought that was a joke from a movie
>pay $75 for me a girl for AYCE seafood lobster & steak buffet>She goes straight for the salad sectionWhy do females do this?
>>11602483>for me a girlpost feet
>>11602471Where do you live where they don't have any Smorgasbords or all you can eat Diners?
>>11602498in your moms basement with you
>>11602471Buffets are great you dirty foreigner
>>11602517but anons mom is a buffet
>>11602461Hahahahaha omg I saw that Simpsons/Family Guy episode too anon! We should totally kill ourselves together! God I wish this board was moderated....
>>11602529I don't watch either of those shows, faggot. Only KotH
>>11602483Because she's not a fat fuck like you
>>11602483My ex wanted to try a fancy steakhouse for her birthday. She doesn't eat steak. She ordered one lobster tail for $40. Total cost of meal was over $300.
>>11602461>tfw the only buffet nearby that's been around for over 10 years shut down a year agoI guess buffets aren't cool anymore here in Canada
>>11602532If you were really a based KotH poster then you wouldn't make pointless threads. Kill yourself.
>>11602471Buffets are not a uniquely american thing.
Going to a chinese buffet for crab legs is nice.
>>11602471Stay mad third world shitter
>>11602558So your fatass ate 260$ of food?
>>11602897No, I had a steak, and we had appetizers and a couple sides, each $10 or $15 each, plus she had 2 or 3 $15 cosmos. My problem was why come to a $300 steak house when you want a $40 lobster tail?I could've made a better meal at home for us for $30. Good luck out there anons! This is why I choose to be single.
>>11602529And I wish reditors wouldn’t post here, so why don’t you fuck off?
>>11602471I spent last summer working a job in France (smallish town in the south not paris) and they had the best chinese buffet I've ever eaten at. It was all you can eat and set up exactly like an American buffet. And only 12 euros which was nice, I went there quite a few times.
>>11602489This is now a feet thread.
>>11602489moar toes to suck
>>11602489less toes to suck
>>11602489yummy yummy sugar feet
>>11602558Hope you make good money to justify that sort of spending.
>>11602489what the fuck man