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McDonalds thread
>what’s your favorite burger?
>what’s your favorite breakfast item?
>how many negroes and college potheads work at your McDonalds?
>does the ice cream machine ever work?

>> No.11597151

for me,

>> No.11597153

>>11597145
id like ronald mcdonald to kidnap me, drag me into the men's bathroom and force me to lick all the shit particles from his asshole with my hands bound like a dog, i am ronald's slave and he is my master and together we are eternal

>> No.11597280

>>11597151
it's

>> No.11597589

>>11597280
the Big n' Tasty

>> No.11597796

>>11597145
It's mostly hot high school chicks at my local McDonalds

>> No.11597816

McDonalds is for McNuggets and nothing else.
>>11597796
Same and for some reason they all wear glasses.

>> No.11599343

>what’s your favorite burger?
McGriddle. Or a double quarter pounder with cheese. Or one of those angus bacon things.

>what’s your favorite breakfast item?
McGriddle is hands down the best thing in McDonalds. The Sausage Burrito is good too.

>how many negroes and college potheads work at your McDonalds?
Mostly single mom hispanic women and young spanish girls.

>does the ice cream machine ever work?
Yes. It's almost always working...which is hilarious when you consider the fact where I live.

>> No.11599347

>>11597145
>>what’s your favorite burger?
Big Macintosh
>>what’s your favorite breakfast item?
McGriddle
>>how many negroes and college potheads work at your McDonalds?
I don't know?
>>does the ice cream machine ever work?
Yeah, I scammed free kiddy cones until I was 18

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>>11597145

>> No.11600286

>>11597796
That's because they have a competent hiring manager. The McD I worked at in the 90's had a disgusting perv doing the hiring and all the frontline we're hot chicks. I fucked one in the ballpit

>> No.11600351

>>11600286
Based and pervpilled.

>> No.11600352

McDonalds is like being in an abusive relationship. You know it’s not good or healthy for you, and no matter how many times you leave him, you eventually crawl back for more. Just to have him fuck your ass again.
>Grand Big Mac w/extra Mac sauce
>It used to be the Chicken Biscuit but now it’s the Sausage Egg & Cheese McGriddle with extra Hashbrowns

>> No.11600358

>>11597145
Does anyone just feel like their penis gets bigger when they eat at McDonalds? On weeks when I eat there more often, I seem to get a test boost, my hair grows in thicker, and women are more attracted to me.