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11594097 No.11594097 [Reply] [Original]

dare me to drive?

>> No.11594100

>>11594097
No. Go to bed.

>> No.11594103

all my life i was very deprived
i ain't had a woman in years
my palms are too hairy to hide

>> No.11594105

>>11594097
Now drink the other 4/5.

>> No.11594121

clothes ripped like the incredible hulk
i spit when i talk
i'll fuck anything that walks
when i was little i would get so hungry i would throw fits
how you gonna breast feed me mom you ain't got no tits!

>> No.11594352

>>11594097
Yes. Take a video and post as a webm or no balls!

>> No.11594374

>>11594097
no call 911 on yourself

>> No.11594379

>>11594097
drink the rest and hope your liver fails you before you get on the road

>> No.11594380

>>11594097
I dare you to not drive.

>> No.11594404
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11594404

Rape a pig to death and post it to Facebook

>> No.11594412

>>11594404
you're not allowed to do that

>> No.11594492
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11594492

alchie alchie choke it down
get your keys and drive around
absolutely nothing wrong!
drink your swill you filthy mong

alchie alchie look he's crashed
mummy's hopes and dreams are dashed
when her little boy gets smashed
cause this stupid alchie's trashed

>> No.11594507

>>11594492
naw did mummie's little poet write that himself
thats worth a tendie all on it's own

>> No.11594510

>>11594105
underrated

>> No.11594515
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11594515

>>11594507
seething alchie
never respond to me again degenerate

>> No.11594534

>>11594515
thanks for the (you) jackass
get baited

>> No.11594548

>>11594534
huh?

>> No.11596222

>>11594097
HEY SLIM

>> No.11596252

>>11594105
extremely based

>> No.11596258
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11596258

>>11594404

>> No.11596264

>>11594105
Kek this

>> No.11596280

Don't fucking drive. I too was drinking a fifth a night. You better stop it brah before you get DTs. I stopped drinking wednesday and I'm still feeling that shit. Not craving booze at all because I'm too busy having fever dreams, tachycardia, clammy skin, and the shakes. This WILL happen to you if you keep boozing on the reg and ever decide to take a little break.

>> No.11596323

>>11594097
U usin way too many napkins!!

Blapkin!!

>> No.11596503

>>11594097
remember that song, bout the airbentherive(?) who coulda saved, that other guy from drownin, but didnt? then phil saw it all then at his show he found him? that's kinda how this is. you coulda rescued me from drowning. now it's too late; i'm on a thousand downers now im drowsy. and all i wanted was a lousy letter or a call -- i hope you know i ripped all your pictures off the wall. i loved you slim, we coulda been together, think about it