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[Anonymous No.11591845]

Hey /ck/eto.
Now the holidays are on us, what are you favorite Low-carb/keto cocktails?
What do you drink during the office parties?

[Anonymous No.11591852]

>>11591845
>keto
>working in an office
Yikes.

[Anonymous No.11591853]

>>11591845
Do Amerimutts actually do this? Just drink vodka straight you dunce.

[Anonymous No.11591967]

>>11591853
>vodka
that's not how you spell rum.

[Anonymous No.11591982]

>>11591853
>>11591967
>straight
Ok now that the kids have what they want.
What cocktails will the adults be having?

[Anonymous No.11592078]

>>11591845
Alcohol isnt keto. Enjoy your water, ketard.

[Anonymous No.11592093]

>>11592078
Alcohol is fine and won't break ketosis, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.11592131]

>>11592093
Wrong, and you should be embarrassed at your ignorance. The liver treats alcohol as even higher priority than carbs, and your liver will stop producing ketones and burn the alcohol until it is consumed.

[Anonymous No.11592133]

>>11592093
Unless you are drinking pure ethanol most alcoholic drinks are fermented carb-juice

[Anonymous No.11592145]

>>11592131
Negative, this is pure fud and you know it.
I've had many nights out drinking straight distilled drinks and never broke ketosis as indicated by piss strips.

Youd think a hermit like yourself would read more.

[Anonymous No.11592888]

>>11592145
>piss strips
My sides. That certainly explains your ignorance, at least assuming you are also illiterate and haven't read up on basic endocrinology, because this has been known for over a hundred years.

[Anonymous No.11592897]

>>11592133
The fermentation converts almost all the carbs to alcohol, which is processed differently than carbs. Still kicks your liver out of ketosis for the duration though.

[Anonymous No.11592905]

>>11592888
>he doesn't know about ketone strips
>probably can't afford them
Alcohol will not kick you out of ketosis.
It may hamper your fat loss.

Unless you're talking about fringe levels of alcohol intake.
Learn context. retard.

[Anonymous No.11592918]

Imagine being so fat and lazy that you require a pure fat crash diet to assist you in losing a few pounds at the expense of years on your life. Just stay fatty mcfatfats and enjoy your life, you'll probably live just as long as you will after destroying your body with keto.

[Anonymous No.11592929]

>>11592905
>he's too poor to afford a blood ketone meter
Alcohol will absolutely kick you out of ketosis, retard.
>fringe levels of alcohol intake
Oh, you're drunk now. That explains your mental incapacitation. You're right, context does matter. Make sure to drink plenty of water.

[Anonymous No.11592939]

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[Anonymous No.11592946]

>>11592939

[Anonymous No.11593080]

>>11592929

[Anonymous No.11593092]

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[Anonymous No.11593111]

>>11592939
>>11592946
>>11593080
Lol. Try quoting your cousins nephew's neighbor's sister's blog next time, it's at least as authoritative and has better unicorn pictures.

[Anonymous No.11593123]

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[Anonymous No.11593144]

>>11593111
>medical journal
>blog

[Anonymous No.11593150]

>Gin and diet tonic water
>Vodka and diet cranberry juice (diet Ocean Spray is only 2g for an 8oz glass)
>Pic related for whiskey sours
>Zevia ginger beer for Moscow mules
>"Martini" that's mostly gin with 1oz vermouth (about 3g)
>Bourbon or scotch neat/on the rocks
>Wine
>Light Yuengling if I don't care about going over net carbs a bit

[Anonymous No.11593155]

>keto/low carb

[Anonymous No.11593284]

>>11592131
>>11592888
>>11592897
>ketosis can occur with ethanol abuse.
BTFO

[Anonymous No.11593866]

>>11591845
imagine being a ketofag

[Anonymous No.11593872]

>>11593866
>imagine being a ketofag
And not even know how to do it properly.