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Post foodstuffs that make coastie niggers irrationally upset.

>> No.11587852

You're right. I'm upset. Why would you ruin a perfectly good plate of fries like that?

>> No.11587855

>>11587852
>perfectly good plate of fries
they're ore-idas, nothing of value was lost

>> No.11587859

>>11587849
I'm more confus by the image. Where's the livestock grade corn?

>> No.11587862

>>11587855
Ore-idas are god tier oven fries bro, don't be a pleb.

>> No.11587864

*dabs on the coasties*

feels good being Midwestern, mang

>> No.11587865

I used to make this as a kid almost every morning
peanut butter French toast
>8 slices of wonder bread toasted
>layered jif peanut butter
>Aunt Jemima syrup

>> No.11587866

>>11587849
It isn't really upsetting, just baffling that there are subhumans in the middle of the country that routinely eat this. The upsetting part is that they allow your ilk to post on this board instead of just permabanning you from /ck/ like they should.

>> No.11587869

>>11587849
the bread seems superfluous, looks okay otherwise

>> No.11587870
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>>11587866
COASTIE COASTIE GO AWAY

SEETHE AGAIN ANOTHER DAY

>> No.11587874

>>11587864
I don't think you get it. Coasties can literally get everything you guys eat, we just choose not to because we have real food. It's like shitting your pants then bragging about it as if nobody else in the world can shit their pants. They are capable of it, they just find it disgusting.

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>>11587864
*gets tornadoed*

>> No.11587880
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>>11587874
>he doesn't shit his pants

>> No.11587886

>>11587877
*gets insurance payout leading to a full house remodel while coastie pays $3000 a month to live in a box their family will never own and, if destroyed, would be irreplaceable

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>>11587874
>eats a charbroiled Brazilian pinecone covered in rat fecal reduction that was featured in Vanquisha's Urban Eats blog
>ugh you Midwesterners are disgusting! Eat real food like us!!

>> No.11587916

How do flyovers do it? They have so much charm and personality. Why are they so much better than us coastie faggots? Thinking of moving out to Wisconsin... the cost of living looks so much better... anything's better than living in rat-infested NYC....

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>>11587886
*eats cattle grade corn*

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>>11587918
*gets dabbed on by melanin enriched folks*

>> No.11587926

>>11587849
Why are flyovers so obsessed with coasties? Is it bc we get freash seafood? You fags are worse than the eurokeks

>> No.11587935

>>11587926
>implying there aren't threads full of coasties trying to shit on flyovers all the time
flyovers just like living their life in peace, dumb fucking nigger

>> No.11587955

>>11587935
>Ctrl+F
>No flyover hate thread
Commit sodoku

>> No.11587968

>>11587955
>being so fucking new
painful to watch.

>> No.11587983

>>11587968
>Gets called out on his bs
>Can't handle the truth
Kys yourself

>> No.11587988

>>11587983
>he actually unironically thinks coasties haven't been shitting on flyovers since /ck/ was created

fucking moron