/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11573337]

*falls out on your plate leaving you with just a soggy bun*

nothing personal

[Anonymous No.11573354]

>>11573337
Sloppy Joe or as I like to call them Tasty Joe

[Anonymous No.11573361]

>>11573337
Its called a sloppy joe, not a tidy fred

[Anonymous No.11573372]

reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHGb6eoZPI

[Anonymous No.11573381]

>>11573337
>people use their hands to eat sloppy joes

Does this really happen?

[Anonymous No.11573389]

I actually made sloppy joe's tonight (with ground turkey instead of beef). No issues with it falling to pieces.

I only put about a (large) spoonful of meat & sauce on each sandwich though, so that might be it.

[Anonymous No.11573398]

>>11573337
Tasty Joe or as I like to call them Messy Joe

[Anonymous No.11573411]

Ah yes, a nice loose meat sandwich.

[Anonymous No.11573415]

>americans have the gall to make fun of toast sandwiches

[Anonymous No.11573445]

>>11573415
>sauced meat inside of bread is more ridiculous than bread inside of bread
One is tasty the other is shit.

[Anonymous No.11573469]

>>11573389
>(with ground turkey instead of beef)

[Anonymous No.11573477]

>>11573337
What does it need to be called a diablo sandwich or is it just another name? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yysmhxd2qP0

[Anonymous No.11573504]

Friendly reminder. If you're not making an official manwich with ground venison, you are a flaming faggot like turkey boy here >>11573389

[Anonymous No.11573518]

>>11573445
t. has never eaten a toast sandwich before

[Anonymous No.11573529]

>>11573337
that's really more of a reflection of how you hold your sandwich while eating it than the sandwich itself

[Anonymous No.11573625]

>>11573337
That's what chips are for. Cleaning up whatever fell out.

[Anonymous No.11573707]

>>11573445
>has never felt the crunch of a buttery slice of toast between two soft pieces of bread
You haven’t lived yet.

[Anonymous No.11573799]

>>11573337
Mush like people who can't eat wings/ribs without making a mess or people who can't eat subs without shit slipping out, you simply don't know how to eat. Likely have a timid grip, and a timid bite.

[Anonymous No.11574451]

That's called an Untidy Joseph

[Anonymous No.11574482]

>>11573477
Diablo sandwich is just a sloppy joe made with taco seasoning instead of bbq flavor.

[Anonymous No.11574806]

>>11573337
Use a knife and fork you mouth breathing mong

[Anonymous No.11574889]

>>11573337
>mixing finely ground beef with sugar so it has the taste and texture of spoiled meat
>not pressing the fat or moisture out and putting it between two soft pieces of spongey bread
I'd like to apologize for some of my fellow Americans. Like most abominations, premade sloppy joes or just using ketchup started with the boomers. The retard generation.

[Anonymous No.11575450]

>>11574889
>He doesn't eat meat loaf glazed with ketchup
>He doesn't eat hamburgers with ketchup

Sad,

[Anonymous No.11575455]

>>11573337
I add shredded cheddar or a slice of cheddar to hold it together a lil better.

[Anonymous No.11575481]

>>11573415
It's more how much they freak out about beans on toast that confuses me, what is it about beans on toast that upsets them so much despite being totally fine with a sloppy joe?

[Anonymous No.11575485]

>>11575481
If the beans were sandwiched between toast it'd be different
'open face sandwiches" are an abomination and using beans is even weirder

[Anonymous No.11575486]

The sloppy joe was the fetal alcohol baby of the Betty Crocker cookbook that survived to adulthood. It should have died in the 1960s.

[Dr. Frost No.11575515]

>>11573337

Hold the lower perimeter closed, you mongoloid. And you'd better have a napkin in your collar and another on your lap.

[Anonymous No.11575564]

They're called "sloppy" joes for a reason, OP you autist

[Anonymous No.11575572]

>>11573337
For me, it"s Jose Sucios