/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11572171]

Ahhh, nothing like Indian food delivery!

[Anonymous No.11572177]

>>11572171
literally nothing there is worth over one dollar

[Anonymous No.11572184]

>>11572171
What is the estimated fecal content?

[Anonymous No.11572192]

>>11572171
Looks pretty sad. Should have ordered a few dishes so you get variety and leftovers.

[Anonymous No.11572195]

>>11572192
>leftovers
americans

[Anonymous No.11572215]

>>11572195
>reheating curry and naan is too difficult a task for me if i can't do it in my kettle

[Anonymous No.11572226]

carbs carbs and sugar

nice

[Anonymous No.11572245]

>>11572195
Leftover curry for breakfast is a great hangover cure.

[Anonymous No.11572249]

>>11572245
>drinking alcohol

[Anonymous No.11572260]

>>11572249
Yikes buddy.

[Anonymous No.11572265]

>>11572171
>Naan
Looking banger actually
>Lassi
Looks good
>Whatever the fuck that fried thing is
Uh it looks okay I guess
>Curry
Looking a bit sketch, kind of abnormally soupy
>Rice
NIGGAR WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU NEED LIKE 3X THAT AMOUNT OF RICE FOR THAT MUCH CURRY
>Sauces?
Why though, what here needs sauce

[Anonymous No.11572266]

>>11572265
Also,
>disposable plastic drinkware
is NOT based and certainly not redpilled

[Anonymous No.11572267]

>mango lassi

[Anonymous No.11572269]

>>11572171
>that will be $29.99 plus tip yes thank you come again

[OP No.11572275]

>>11572269
but unironically

[Anonymous No.11572280]

>>11572269
>tfw Indian lunch buffet by my work with $13 lunch buffet, all you can eat naan and rice pudding

[Anonymous No.11572286]

Did you make sure the chef took a dump and wiped his ass with his hands shortly before preparing your food? Only way to get that authentic Punjabi flavor.

[Anonymous No.11572307]

>>11572171
Indian food always gives me melt-butt.

[Anonymous No.11572313]

>>11572307
I don't fucking care

[Anonymous No.11572325]

>>11572280
>go to local indian buffet
>see dead mouse on floor in dining area
>ignore mouse and continue eating cuz food was good

[Anonymous No.11572326]

>>11572171
So when the indians delivered the food,did you get scared and circle the wagons,or did you just cough into a few blankets and off that as a tip?

[Anonymous No.11572338]

>>11572313
you better start you little bitch

[Anonymous No.11572351]

>>11572325
Dead mouse on the floor is a good sign, the mouse can't shit in your food if he's dead

[Anonymous No.11572361]

>>11572280
$13 for a buffet is pretty standard but if it keeps the shotgun out of your mouth for another day then more power to you

[Anonymous No.11572364]

>>11572171
How much it cost anon?

[Anonymous No.11572979]

>>11572177
Combined

[Anonymous No.11573005]

>>11572171
they should have brought a roll of TP to for when you get the instashits while eating

[Anonymous No.11573084]

>>11572171

i fucking love indian food so much, I have no shame

>work in tech industry, all my coworkers are poo in the loos
>eventually find best place in town
>spend so much on food deliver apps they start to offer me credit cards
>order from the same place, 3-4 times a week min
>the order is getting bigger all the time
>3x mutter paneer double naan upgrade(garlic and onion kulach)
>2x butter chicken, double naan
>1 lamb pasand
>1 lamb bryiani
>lamb samosa
>extra order of plain naan
>dont get the mango lasi because I don't trust the niggers not to drink some
>fuck, spent like over a thousand dollars in indian delivery food last month

I'm not even upset, i take it in for work for lunch, eat it as a snack when I get home, it's the go to when we don't know what to eat, we just get Indian.

[Anonymous No.11573097]

>>11573084
You could probably learn how to cook Indian food and save yourself a lot of money

[Anonymous No.11573108]

>>11573084

Those portions are tiny. I thought they were pots of sauce.

[Anonymous No.11573112]

>>11573084
>t. has no clue how bad the hygiene is in Indian restaurants.

[Anonymous No.11573125]

>>11573108

I bet each one was like 12-15$ too. And they made him pay like 8$ for the naan and 8$ for the samosas.

This is why I only eat indian food in buffet form. Shits too expensive otherwise.

[Anonymous No.11573143]

>>11573112

Indians have a wierd relationship with water at my work. They wash out their coffee mugs at the breakroom sink like theyre squatting down beside the communcal water spigot. Lots of noisy splashes that go on for a full 30 seconds longer than is necessary.

In the bathroom they will cup water from the sinks with their hands into their mouths to rinse. Its just weird and gross...sucks in a few years they will have completely replaced everyone in my industry.

[Anonymous No.11573559]

>>11573125
>Shits
that’s what you get if you eat this food

[Anonymous No.11573595]

>>11573097

we made butter chicken for the first time the other week and it was really easy and really pertty good.

I'm just lazy. And I love warm naan.

>>11573108
Portions are not tiny, we eat for days on end after ordering this much.

>>11573125
15$ then 1.5 per naan upgrade, and we get both, so most entrees are like 18$ and the samosa was 8$ so spot on sir.

It is worth it, I have no regrets. I could hire an old lady to be my personal indian cook for the price im paying in food delivery apps.

And the

[Anonymous No.11573721]

>>11572171
>no gulab jamun
give it to the dogs

[Anonymous No.11573728]

>>11572184
>tfw got food poisoning from Chipotle twice
>tfw never had food poisoning from any Indian restaurant

[Anonymous No.11573770]

>>11572177
The mango in the lassi and cream in the curry might be.

[Anonymous No.11573796]

>>11573728
exactly
people who associate indian food with stomach problems have never eaten indian food, they're too scared
jokes on them

[Anonymous No.11575600]

>>11572177
where do you live where all the food items are under $1? please show me your local take-out menu

[Anonymous No.11578106]

>>11573108
There’s more in those containers than you think.

[Anonymous No.11578635]

>>11573084
>>2x butter chicken, double naan
yyyeaaaaah boi

[Anonymous No.11580176]

>>11572171
naan is sickeningly heavy.

[Anonymous No.11580186]

>>11573728
I've gotten food poisoning twice from Chinese restaurants but never Indian

[Anonymous No.11580236]

>>11572326
wrong indians, numbnuts

[Anonymous No.11580241]

>>11573728
>assume every chef in the indian culture has shit in their hands so they evolved to make food that ensure the bacteria is dead from heating when the food is given to the diner
>no food poisoning

>assume people wash their hands like normal people and that cold foods are ok
>get food poisoning

[Anonymous No.11580367]

>>11572226
Sugar is a carb

[Anonymous No.11580368]

>>11572326
Lmao

[Anonymous No.11580369]

>>11572171
>bread and rice delivered
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.11580374]

Only subhumans and white people that have never had spice think Indian food is good.
They literally douse everything in spices to cover up shitty ingredients and human feces

[Anonymous No.11580383]

>>11580186
>>11573796
>>11573728
Pajeets

[Anonymous No.11580476]

>>11572215
Reheated curry and naan tastes like shit as do all other leftovers. When I was younger my parents would get pissed because I never ate anything that was from the prior night, its trash now, just throw it out.

[Anonymous No.11580556]

>>11572171
I hope that's curry in the drinks cup

[Anonymous No.11580964]

>>11580556
it's a mango yogurt drink
delicious

[Anonymous No.11580999]

>>11580374
Maybe you're just eating at bad restaurants. It shouldn't be doused in spices to the point of masking everything else unless someone is too heavyhanded with the spices. There should just be enough to taste but not overpower.

[Anonymous No.11581008]

>>11580374
human feces is an indian spice anon

[Anonymous No.11581042]

Carbs, carbs, fried carbs, and a bowl o' slop. Looks authentic.