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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>cook food
>realize I have no one to share it with
>get sad
>eat more than one serving to make myself feel better

Does anybody else do this?

>> No.11569369

No, because when I cook for myself I just make enough for one serving / wrap the rest and toss it in the fridge.

>> No.11569385

>>11569365
Can't do that, I don't have storage available for leftovers generally. Also not a sentimental fool.

>> No.11569390

>>11569365
No. I'm used to having no friends.

>> No.11569401

>>11569369
>>11569385
>>11569390
Oh maybe I'm just weirdo

AND BEING A WEIRDO FREAK IS WHY NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME! FUCK!

>> No.11569409

>>11569385
what kind of fool are you?

>> No.11569418

>>11569401
At least you have 4chan.

>> No.11569426

>>11569365
>anime
>fag
>incel
sort yourself out
I eat 4 servings at once because I don't have a freezer and grocery stores don't sell single portions of meat. It works out though because I only eat one meal a day.

>> No.11569427

>>11569418
B-but I can't go on dates with 4chan desu

>> No.11569435

>>11569427
Yeah you can just go on /soc/ you already sound pretty desperate

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11569436

>>11569365
>Felix

>> No.11569448

>>11569401
If you can't love yourself, don't expect others to love you. You're literally forcing your genes into extinction by thinking that.

>> No.11569450

>>11569435
/soc/ is gay!!!

>>11569448
No!

>> No.11569455

>>11569365
No. I also don't think of my food in terms of servings. I just make a bunch, eat half, and put the rest in the fridge for tomorrow.

>> No.11569457

>>11569365
>cook food
>realize I have no one to share it with
>get sad
>welp im full from cooking anywho
>goes to bed

>> No.11569798
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11569798

>buy big bag of chips to save money by buying in bulk
>I end up just eating the entire bag in one sitting

>> No.11569822
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>>11569365
Hah, imagine if you did have someone to share it with and then they died - that would be even worse, right?

haha..

>> No.11569823

>>11569798
keep a physical journal of all the calories you eat each day, anon. it's easier to remember not to overeat when you have something to look at instead of "yeah i can probably eat this im hungry i think".

>> No.11569830

>>11569798
Then portion them out yourself. If it says 8 servings per bag, then take 8 sandwich bags, or whatever container, and split the chips evenly among them. I notice doing this helps those who can't control their overeating with sticking to proper portions.

>> No.11569834

>>11569365
I've got one better
>order food for movie night with friend/s
>realize that you've moved two-thousand-miles away from home and that you are friendless
>there is no one with whom to share
>you fall asleep in the recliner watching something you would have enjoyed in good company not even caring to pay attention
>you start to become pre-diabetic and sleep apneic from mistreating yourself
>you continue the ritual of movie night because you are lonely and spend your time in front of the computer instead of the television
>one fork-full or mouth-full closer to death

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11569871

>>11569365
>cook food
>realize half way that I don't deserve to eat
>throw everything out and starve
Does anybody else do this? Haha

>> No.11570048

>>11569871
Just kill yourself, you fucking ledditor.

>> No.11570556

>>11569450

>/soc/ is gay!!!
Yeah, but so are you, so what's the problem?

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11570568

I make 5 inch round saucers for every meal. whatever fits on that is the meal. nothing more.

>> No.11570591

>>11569365
>>11569401
>>11569427
>>11569450
take your girl pills sweetie :)

>> No.11570608

>>11570048
This.

>> No.11570665

>>11570556
Wh-what?! No I'm not!

>>11570591
I'm a boy, not a girl~

>> No.11570684

>>11570665
you're very obviously a girl in a boy's body. take your girl pills anon.

>> No.11570691

>>11570684
B-but anon! You need to respect my pronouns!!!

>> No.11570725

>>11570665

>No I'm not!
You posted Felix. Therefore you like traps, and are gay.

>> No.11570735

>>11570725
>projecting on a cooking subforum

>> No.11571711

>>11570725
It's not gay to think boys are cute!

>> No.11573321

>>11571711

Dude, that's practically the definition of gay.

>> No.11573826

Watch mukbangs you idiot

>> No.11573862

>>11569365
Usually i know how many people i'm cooking for before i start cooking

>> No.11573863

>>11570591
uwu

>> No.11573874

>>11570665
>girl~
Anyone that uses tilde in this way deserves to be thrown out of a fucking plane.

>> No.11573975

>>11569823
>calorie counting
how about just not eating chips

>> No.11574248

>>11569426
>retarded eating schedule
You need to sort yourself out too

>> No.11574273

>>11573975
Calorie counting is helpful because you known when you've had enough. Otherwise it's hard to know when you're supposed to eat.

Counting calories will also help you realize which foods have a lot of calories without making you feel full, like chips.

I've started to notice that the main factors in food being satiating are (1) water (e.g. soups/rice/beans) (2) air (e.g. popcorn, bread) and (3) flavor (but only in conjunction with (1) or (2), so salt and vinegar chips won't make you feel full).

>> No.11574295

>>11570691
anon the more you post the more obvious it becomes that you want your cock locked in a chastity cage until you agree to take estrogen like tbdesu I don't make the rules here but you need to take your fuckin girl pills or we're gonna have a problem

>> No.11574326

>>11569365
Here have some attention, on the house kiddo

>> No.11574896

>tfw no qt bf to turn into your qt gf by slipping estrogen into his dinners
feels bad tbdesu

>> No.11575010

>>11569365
where do you live i want free food let me share your food with you give me the food.