/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11569085]

For me, it's Orange Jubilee.

[Anonymous No.11569102]

>>11569085
I like the one with the extra bling

[Anonymous No.11569104]

for me, it's a franzia box

best value alcohol per ounce value

[Anonymous No.11569106]

>>11569085
for me it's a choice bottle from my private reserve of the now-discontinued Bacardi 151

[Anonymous No.11569124]

>>11569104
i don't buy it. boxed wine never seems cheaper to me. and given that the quality is sketchy, i've never brought myself to buy one.

[Anonymous No.11569134]

>>11569124
Fish house box wine is good

[Anonymous No.11569137]

>>11569134
which varietal

[Anonymous No.11569140]

>>11569104
>drinking conventional wine when you could be gulping down shitty bum wine that tastes like orange juice mixed with paint thinner
YIKES

[Anonymous No.11569269]

>>11569106
>now-discontinued Bacardi 151
DISCONTINUED??????

[Anonymous No.11569275]

for me is some fucking captain morgans jitb vanilla root beer and some coffee creamer you know

[Anonymous No.11569291]

>>11569269
Yeah I kept an empty bottle as a keepsake.

[Anonymous No.11569387]

>>11569085
just seeing the label makes me want to cry. so many teenage evenings with vomit gushing at blistering force from mouth, nostril and eyeballs simultaneously, as every cell in your body nopes every fucking molecule of this shit the hell out of you no matter how much of you is destroyed and vomited out in the process. lungs, kidneys and actual brain cortexes have strewn the floor in a lake of vomit and tears merely smelling the stench of it, lives have ended in the most exquisite agony and if it ever became a fashionable drink, entire empires could fall. ethanol is always hell, but this is the distilled essence of satan's personal stash.

[Anonymous No.11569397]

>>11569387
It's only 13%, don't be a pussy

[Anonymous No.11569404]

For me it's 24 bottles of ice cold carlsberg. Probably the best beer in the world.

[Anonymous No.11569419]

>>11569085
Nice. Ive been drinking actual respectable liquor lately and ive finally wised up. Im going back to bottom shelf vodka and generic tonic this weekend.
>>11569104
Not true at all. Ot even close. A handle of vodka @ $9.99 contains just under 40 standard 1.5oz shots, meaning 25 cents per drink, meaning you can get shitty for $3 or less per sitting, depending on your weight and tolerance.

[Anonymous No.11569429]

>>11569106
Cruzan still makes 151

[Anonymous No.11569522]

>Year of our lord 2018
>Drinking artificially coloured and flavoured alcoholic drinks.

Not for me thanks, i like to keep my body >PURE<

[Anonymous No.11571180]

>>11569404
>i can afford a ps3 and one games!

[Anonymous No.11571198]

in my experience it is definitely the best tasting maddog beside the generic grape wine version

[Anonymous No.11571227]

>>11569085
For me, It's Pure, Crisp and Refreshing Wild Irish Rose at 4.35 per liter

Step Up

[Anonymous No.11572563]

>>11569085
I'll have a banana red please

[Anonymous No.11572757]

>>11569085
pic related is my brown bag vino of choice

>>11569522
nothing gets me from zero to drunk faster than pga, but that shit fucks up my stomach lining

[Anonymous No.11572758]

>>11569085

[Anonymous No.11572771]

>>11569104
It will fuck your shit right up too

[Anonymous No.11572777]

Carlo Rossi burgundy

[Anonymous No.11572785]

>>11572757
do these still turn your mouth black?

>>11572777
my nigga also checked

[Anonymous No.11572789]

For me, it's red

[Anonymous No.11573008]

>>11572777
For me, it's the Paisano

[Anonymous No.11573067]

>>11572785
>do these still turn your mouth black?
that's thunderbird. and yes, that shit still turns your lips, tongue, and gums black. which is really weird because it's nearly colorless.

[Anonymous No.11573809]

>>11569522
Man I remember trying to be a hero and chug a few shot of this shit calming "it goes down like water bro this is noting to me" ended up sleeping sitting up in my gramps out house needless to say I now live with a permanent toilet ring imprint in on my ass

[Anonymous No.11574124]

>>11569085
MAD DOG

[Anonymous No.11574146]

>>11569137
The house wine

[Anonymous No.11574167]

>>11569085
Good for getting wasted once or twice then it's intolerable

[Anonymous No.11574241]

>>11569106
Damn they discontinued that? Used to get absolutely obliterated off that shit 15 years ago...when I was 15....fuck now i'm sad.

[Anonymous No.11574259]

>>11569387
Go back to plebbit. They might find your faggoty over exaggeration amusing.

[Anonymous No.11574336]

>>11571227
Red and Wild Fruit are better. Never had grape, but I don't like grape flavored things anyways.

[Anonymous No.11574446]

>go through 3 mad dogs in a few days
>slick fruity smelling shits
never again

[Anonymous No.11574541]

>>11574259
I just read about why the discontinued Bacardi 151 and I'm pissed off all over again.
https://brutalhammer.com/bacardi-151-flames-out/

[Anonymous No.11574550]

>>11569085
My cheap drink of choice is Steel Reserve Pineapple. It's $3.60 after tax for two twenty four ounce cans at all the convenience stores in my area.

A few steps up is a sixer of Real Ale Devil's Backbone, an 8.2 ABV Belgian trippel style that drinks super easy, for only 9.73 after tax at the nearby Kroger.

Of course the best value is a handle of Jorvik vodka for the same price, but I always end up spending too much on energy drink mixers.

I haven't had Maddog for about 18 years, any exciting new developments? I always just got grape or whatever the 'normal' flavor was.

[Anonymous No.11574560]

>>11574550
they're phasing out 20% abv, the only true 20 is the original grape one and the other flavors are 13% now. they're also doing a canned one that has some new flavors.

[Anonymous No.11574644]

>>11569104
Pic related is best vodka for the price if you already have a costco membership. I calculated the price per unit of alcohol and it's even cheaper than box wine.

[Anonymous No.11574666]

>>11569085
For me it's vodka and ice water as chaser.
>>11574446
This but any time I chase liquor with cranberry juice. Sometimes I will go through a 64oz container and a half, and it's the weirdest fucking smell.

[Anonymous No.11574671]

>>11569104
s l a p t h e b a g

[Anonymous No.11574684]

Fo me, it's Heaven Hill, my go-to cheap whiskey for when I need to drown the depression demons with something, I stuff 'em down with some brown!

[Anonymous No.11575725]

>>11572757

>Cares about his stomach lining.

What a fucking faggot, a big plate of tendies will soak up all the alcohol and release it slowly making you last longer. Just not in bed, but if a bit of alcohol fucks you up then you're probably a virgin anyway.

[Anonymous No.11575755]

>>11569387
Jesus Christ dude shut up.

[Anonymous No.11575769]

>>11575755
Seriously why does every alcoholic think their some sort of beautiful poetic tortured soul

[Anonymous No.11575775]

>>11575769
They're*

[Anonymous No.11578304]

>>11574666
I used to do the ice water chaser but it didn't get me drunk fast enough switch on over to diet sprite or anything diet

[Anonymous No.11580465]

>>11575769
>why does every alcoholic think
>every alcoholic think
confirmed for never having conversed with a drunk polish construction worker, the closest you could get to talking to a literal NPC
>cyka
>haev cigarette?
>incomprehensible gibberish about poland or we wuz pope
>repeat