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Oh man did you know some pizzerias will deliver calzones too?

>> No.11566963

>>11566959
>paying another man to deliver the food you paid another man for, cuckold yourself twice then shitting your pants later from all the grease
cringe

>> No.11566966

>>11566959
>fold a pizza over onto itself
>MAMA MIA NOW THAT'S-A WHAT I CALL-A CALZONE-A *KISSES FINGERS*

>> No.11566967

>>11566959
That's just a folded pizza lmao

>> No.11566982

>>11566959
Let me guess. Hungry Howies is a flyover chain where there isn't a single Italian American in sight.

>> No.11566993

>>11566982
I live in an area with a lot of Italian-Americans and Italian-American restaurants, and there's still a Hungry Howie's near me.

>> No.11567012

>>11566993
What state is that? I have never even heard of this chain.

>> No.11567042

>>11566959
When I worked at dominos there was this dick who would order wings, or kickers, and a can of ice tea two times a week, Tuesdays and fridays. Delivery charge back then was like 1.75, so he always reached minimum, and he knew the system, extra sauce was free and it came with a dip.

Thing was he never tipped, and he lived pretty much on the cut off line. We all thought he was playing us. I'll never forget him.

>> No.11567053

>>11567042
He did everything correctly then.

>> No.11567064

>>11566959
That's not a calzone, that's a sub. Look on their menu
they're hungry howies pizza and subs
protip: best sub is buffalo chicken, but taco is good once in a while

>> No.11567078

>>11567064
THAT IS NOT A SUB SANDWICH.

>> No.11567080
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11567080

I had a calzone recently. It was made by my students at an agricultural school.
It was good, if a bit different from an American calzone. Chicken and mozzarella, with the sauce inside.
And the pumpkin pudding dessert was excellent too.

>> No.11567111

>>11567080
Tell them they need to either deep fry it or brush some oil on it half way through cooking. Seems decent tho.

>> No.11567114

>>11567078
According to wikipedia they are known for their calzone-style subs. That might be one of them. Not surprising Midwestern flyovers would create such a culinary abortion.

>> No.11567451

>>11566959
If you ever get to visit Chicago, our the west side is one of the biggest calzones you could ever eat at Albanos Pizza. Is so fatteningly large I only get it on my Bday

>> No.11567461

>Be me
>Order a calzone
>Mom orders a pizza
>Calzone is half the size of the pizza
>Call the waitress over and ask her why my calzone is only half the size
>Tell her they were the same price, so it should be the same size
>She has no response
>I demand we leave
>Mom gets me McDonalds on the way home

Wtf? Why did they try and give me half the amount i was supposed to get?

>> No.11567545

>>11567080
too bad they forgot to cook it

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11567655

>>11566959

>mfw this thread

>> No.11567663

>>11567042
now thats based

>> No.11567665
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>>11567461

>> No.11567684

>>11567042
>Delivery charge back then was like 1.75, so he always reached minimum, and he knew the system, extra sauce was free and it came with a dip.
>he always reached the minimum
I'm not following... Was there a cutoff point you had to reach before you were charged $1.75?

>> No.11567693

calzone should have a mixture of various cheeses and that is all!
maybe I will also accept the occasional pepperoni but that's as far as I'm willing to go

>> No.11567698

>>11566959
holy FUCK this happened to me once
>want za
>tell mom to order some
>she comes back with this shit once
>freak the fuck out
>ask why she ordered a calzone when LITERALLY EVERY SATURDAY get za
>makes up some bullshit excuse
>end up eating half
>have her bring it back and get a fresh pie
wasn't even that bad honestly but it has nothing on za ffs. why ever order a calzone?

>> No.11567712

does anybody remember p'zones?

>> No.11567748

>>11567712
I remember the black guy in the commercial being very excited about them

>> No.11567949
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11567949

For me, it's the Jet's Boat

>> No.11567952

>>11567949
worksafe board anon...

>> No.11567973

>>11567952
Oh fuck, I didn't even notice until I clicked the thumbnail.

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>>11566959
For me, it's the stromboli. The superior turnover sandwich. Calzones are just folded pizzas.

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11568024

>>11567949
wow, they look so civilized on their website, that looks fucking primal

>> No.11569452

>>11567712
I remember trying it. I can't remember what it was like.
>>11567461
>>11567698
based

>> No.11569456

calzones are just inverted pizza balls anyway

>> No.11569587

>>11567684
There's a minimum payment for delivery. The can of ice tea and delivery changed got him just above the minimum payment.

The cut off line was where we could deliver too before we breached into another stores delivery zone.

>> No.11569633

For me it's the panzerotti. Pretty similar to a calzone but deep fried.

>> No.11570091

>>11566959
Is a Calzone a wrap

>> No.11570103

>>11567042
why would he play you? maybe just a guy living alone without much money, unironically did nothing wriog.

>> No.11570168

>>11570091
No its sandwich

>> No.11570753

>>11570091
It is an empanada or pocket sandwich.