/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11566156]

*dabs on the coffee snobs*

[Anonymous No.11566159]

>>11566156
I hate zoomers so god damned much.

[Anonymous No.11566170]

>is a little more environmentally friendly
K-Fags btfo

[Anonymous No.11566217]

>>11566156
Step it up

[Anonymous No.11566224]

>>11566170
like I give a fuck about the environment lol

[Anonymous No.11566230]

>>11566170
>thinking ESE is better than K-cups

[Anonymous No.11566249]

>>11566159
Only boomers drink keurig.

[Anonymous No.11566277]

>>11566230
>

[Anonymous No.11566281]

>>11566249
only boomers drink coffee

[Anonymous No.11566301]

>>11566277
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[Anonymous No.11566328]

Keurig is pretty much fine as long as you're not drinking amazing coffee and as long as you don't have an amazing coffee maker. It's for middle-od-the-road coffee drinkers like me.

[Anonymous No.11566352]

>>11566328
I dunno man, it feels to me like Instant Coffee at 20x the price

[Anonymous No.11566366]

* outperforms your new technology *

[Anonymous No.11566373]

What's the point of keurigs?
If you don't care about the taste that's ok, then just drink instant

[Anonymous No.11566438]

>>11566373
>>11566366

I buy variety packs and enjoy having a different flavor of coffee every day, I also use the machine to make tea and hot coco.

[Anonymous No.11566469]

>>11566438
You care about the taste then. Keurig is your worst option after instant. It just doesn't make sense

[Anonymous No.11566500]

>anon props his feet up on a wobbly, laminate oak ikea foot stool inside his cavernous McMansion constructed of only the finest chipboard and faux granite stucco.
>he looks out over his stately holding of land, 400 square feet of perfectly manicured lawn and a full sized saber grill, a quality masculine accent piece. The conveniently located walmart majestically crests the horizon beyond the prow of his vinyl fence. The nearby ring road generates a pleasing, thought clearing white noise
>he sips his Keurig coffee, individually crafted from the finest plastic kitchen device money can buy. He takes it black, and bold. a truly contemplative sip.
>"poorfags shall never know such pleasure"

[Anonymous No.11566506]

>>11566469
it tastes fine to me, do people who according to you care about taste keep 20 bags of different flavors of coffee lying around?

[Anonymous No.11566513]

>>11566469
That’s why those bootleg adapters to put your own coffee in exist, despite the Keurig DRM bullshit on their machines.

[Anonymous No.11566556]

>he flavors the coffee that he directly buys the beans of
NO EXCUSE

[Anonymous No.11566564]

>>11566224

[Anonymous No.11566569]

>>11566513
>paying money for the privilege of using your own coffee
Keurig fags literally enjoy being cucked

[Anonymous No.11566584]

>>11566500
>a full sized saber grill, a quality masculine accent piece.
I lost.

[Anonymous No.11566589]

*dabs on y'all*

[Anonymous No.11566599]

>>11566506
Instant also tastes 'fine' then, buy that it's much cheaper. People usually just have a bag or two of fresh whole beans they grind up before brewing.
>>11566513
So you grind your beans, put them in a separate cup you have to buy and then brew it in a keurig? Sound like that removes all the convenience out of it. Might as well just use a french press, it would be cheaper, produce better quality coffee and even faster

[Anonymous No.11566625]

>>11566217
This is a game changer.

[Anonymous No.11566635]

>>11566506
You're buying 20 individual flavors of shit though, it's just an illusion of choice to make it seem like there's a lot more variety and freedom than there actually is. if you freeze and seal your beans you can store pounds for months but having to dial into each different bean wouldn't be worth it so typically you just buy different beans every time you restock.
I would rather drink the same coffee for two weeks and have it outstanding every time than drink "donut shop blend" on Monday and "Starbucks(r) Veranda(r)" on Tuesday pretending like I didn't piss money away on a meme for retards

[Anonymous No.11566649]

>>11566366
Is that a proto aeropress?

[Anonymous No.11566994]

>>11566156
>>11566170
>>11566217
Instant coffee is the same thing lmao, you guys over paid for a boiler.

[Anonymous No.11567004]

>>11566366
Based and redpilled. French press master race

[Anonymous No.11567048]

>>11566500
An excellent post

[Anonymous No.11567091]

>>11566500
here we have a real class act. even though you took the high road, OP still got BTFO

[Anonymous No.11567457]

The VA had one of those and I couldn't figure out how to use it. A nice lady helped me though.

[Anonymous No.11567462]

>buy a k**rig
>there's black flakes in everything i make with it

[Anonymous No.11567508]

>>11566366
>>11567004
Is there a technical reason they can't make these things out of tempered glass or bulletproof glass or something? I'm on my fourth one in 5 years.

[Anonymous No.11567526]

>>11567508
Just get one that's made of metal. I've had a solid stainless steel French press for over a year now without so much as a scratch on it. I don't use it as much as I used to though since I got a Hario V60 that takes significantly less effort to clean.

[Anonymous No.11567531]

>>11567526
thanks dude I didn't know they existed. Gonna start saving up now, maybe I can get one in May.

[Anonymous No.11567552]

fucking based. spend 150 on a decent espresso machine too and start dropping a couple shots in and you'll never look back

[Anonymous No.11567556]

>>11567462
>make coffee
>there's coffee in my coffee

[Anonymous No.11567567]

>>11567531
They're not really that expensive, I think that mine was like $25 or $30

[Anonymous No.11567574]

>>11567552
>spend 150 on a decent espresso

>150
>decent espresso machine

[Anonymous No.11567628]

>>11567574
okay chucklefuck, what is 'decent' then?

[Anonymous No.11567647]

>>11567574
These things were the fucking tits and they cost like $30 when I got mine. Sadly no longer available thanks to (((big espresso)))

[Anonymous No.11567668]

>>11566156
is dabbing what you do when you don't care about the beverage, but you spend $100 on a machine that makes it when a snob's $30 setup would suffice?

[Anonymous No.11567739]

>>11567668
This, Keurigs are literally for retarded millennial housewives. A manual grinder is like $20 and a pour over mug is probably less than $15.

[Anonymous No.11567786]

Keurig is disgusting. I don't know if you guys are aware of this but it's next to impossible to clean the pipes and there is a ton of bacteria that builds up if you have one with plastic tubing. There isn't any feasible way to clean it so mold and bacteria just keeps building. My dad got deathly ill from using it and we tossed it and got ourselves a stainless steel espresso machine instead.

[Anonymous No.11568034]

>>11567647
That's not an espresso machine though

[Anonymous No.11568176]

>>11566366
How do you guys clean the filter on these things? I always find that it goes rusty on me really quick.

[Anonymous No.11568891]

>>11566156
Are you really expecting anything new from the last thread you made?
You barely even changed the opening text.

Is there a point to making the same old threads repeatedly on /ck/? We all recognise them from the last time.

[Anonymous No.11568975]

>Just buy some meth.
>No need for a shitty coffee machine debate with 4channel.

[Anonymous No.11569018]

I buy variety packs and enjoy having a different flavor of coffee every day, I also use the machine to make tea and hot coco.

[Anonymous No.11569088]

>>11566170
>the virgin infusal pads vs the chad aroma roundels
it sure is great being able to choose from a wide variety of coffee types and sizes every morning, from espresso to double lungo, along with a rich selection of seasonal offerings delivered to me twice a year in the Nespresso Catalogue. And don't get me started on the outstanding service and experience I can expect every time I visit the Nespresso Store, both for more sleeves and to responsibly recycle my old pods. The dark-eyed girl at the coffee bar knows that I like a stick of dark chocolate with my complimentary Paris Black now.

[Anonymous No.11569118]

>>11569088
She likes it black too, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.11569265]

>>11569118
HUH?!

[Anonymous No.11569362]

>>11566589
For me it is Folger's in my cup, the best part of waking up.

[Anonymous No.11570194]

>>11569088
>it sure is great getting cucked

[Anonymous No.11570210]

>>11567567
yeah but i'm on neetbux so it takes awhile

[Anonymous No.11570232]

>>11566156
i'd call myself a coffee snob, for my coffee
don't get why anyone gets a hardon shitting how other people drink it

[Anonymous No.11570235]

>try keurig
>it's watery shit

[Anonymous No.11570295]

>>11567508
Cheaper shipping and construction costs
>>11567526 is 100% correct, you can also get more rugged types that can go on camping trips

[Anonymous No.11570296]

>>11567508
Maybe learn to not drop it on the floor? I've had mine for 10 years and no problems. Or just buy a stainless steel one instead of glass.
>>11568176
>How do you guys clean the filter on these things? I always find that it goes rusty
You do know how to unscrew it, right? Just do that and wash it with soapy water and rinse, or throw it in the dishwasher. Also, maybe get a better brand that wasn't made in China. Bodum is good.

[Anonymous No.11570322]

>>11570235
This. How they got so popular with such shit taste is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.11570548]

Just fixed me a fresh brew with the ol k*rig cafe bustelo espresso style with a 2 tsp brown sugar a bit of cinnamon and Himalayan pink salt and 1tbsp of heavy whipping creme. Life is good lads. Other than my truck broke down yesterday and I’m about to have to get clothes on and fuck with that.

[Anonymous No.11570576]

>>11570235

Which kcups did you use. Anything lighter than extra dark roast is super watery.

[Anonymous No.11570597]

I’m not a coffee “snob”. I’ll drink Folgers, I’ll drink Starbucks. But Keurig is just too watery. The whole point of coffee is to get a buzz, and keurig just doesn’t seem to have enough caffeine. You might as well drink a Diet Coke