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>> No.11561384
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>> No.11561389
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>> No.11561468

>>11561389
Mmm gray bacon and boiled burger

>> No.11561507
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Bhoochakra

>> No.11561550

>>11561383
>meat doesn't bend and is stiff as a board

are they cooking it fucking frozen?

>> No.11561602
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>> No.11561645

>>11561389
They'd better be paying customers to eat there. That looks fucking abhorrent.

>> No.11561663

>>11561550
It's blade steak, that shit is like concrete

>> No.11561674

>>11561389
what is that pink thing?

>> No.11561682

>>11561389

why does it look so....bleh

>> No.11561688

does anyone have a webm of a random weird indian cooking eggs?

>> No.11561697
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>>11561688
This one?

>> No.11561699
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>> No.11561704
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I actually plan on trying this recipe one of these days

>> No.11561710

>>11561389
What

>> No.11561727

>>11561704
>vegan
>the cook is a deathfat

lol I bet they aren't even really vegan

>> No.11561730

>>11561674
Appears to be a split hot dog with ketchup or something on it.

>> No.11561752

>>11561704
looks fucking disgusting, as all vegan fake meat foods do.

>> No.11561761
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>>11561752
come on anon, grow up

>> No.11561772

>>11561727
I just posted it to shit on vegans, women, and fat people (librels). Glad your on board

>> No.11561811

>>11561761
>grow up
Suck my ass.

>> No.11561812
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>>11561811

>> No.11561819

>>11561812
>Continuing to prove the statement

>> No.11561825
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>>11561819

>> No.11561961

>>11561704
>>11561761
>>11561812
>>11561825

Cursed food thread is this way >>11556749

>> No.11562027

>>11561727
Carbs are vegan anon.

>> No.11562033

>>11562027
In my experience, fatties are only "vegan" when they feel like it, as soon as they get in front of food that isn't vegan they decide they are on break until they have eaten whatever it is, then they go back to being "vegan".

>> No.11562040

>>11562033
Well that's your experience anon, meanwhile I've known turbo fatties who ate falafels and fries as 90% of their meals and only to wash it down with a whole family sized soda bottle

>> No.11562041
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>> No.11562042

>>11561697
that actually looks like a really tasty vegetarian dish

>> No.11562050
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>> No.11562054
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>> No.11562066
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>>11562041
love him

>> No.11562079

>>11562041
rick stein is underrated

>> No.11562083

>>11562042
>vegetarian
>tasty
lmao pick 1 faggot

>> No.11562088

>>11562083
>i need to eat red meat to feel manly
Yeah i can see who's the real insecure faggot here

>> No.11562090

>>11562079
>(((stein)))

>> No.11562102

>>11562050
I always wonder when I see markets so full, are they really going to sell through all of that today?

>> No.11562110
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>>11562090
Terrible waste of a timeget.
Present evidence of Rick Stein not being great or fuck off back to the board where people will unironically claim the Earth is flat.

>> No.11562146

>>11562110
shut up you toolbag

>> No.11562152

>>11562110
Fuck off back to Europe faggot.

>> No.11562181

>>11562110
We are into redpill here, we believe (((Stein))), the Jew, is hired by BBC (notice how they've pushed blacks to our white women instead of us) to breed out whiteness. This is evident if you watch the show

>> No.11562189

>>11561383
Why didn't he cut off the sides before

>> No.11562194

>>11562189
dunno, my guess is he wanted to render some of the fat onto the griddle

>> No.11562210

>>11562181
/pol/'s on another domain now, fuckface.

>> No.11562222 [DELETED] 

>>>/tv/106757693
>>>/tv/106757693
>>>/tv/106757693

New

>> No.11562254

>>11562194
Shd've cooked it beside imo

>> No.11562258
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>> No.11562275

>>11562042
>eggs
>vegetarian

>> No.11562300

>>11562258
The equivalent of eating garbage from a Circle K dumpster.

>> No.11562309

>>11561383
I gotta stop browsing this board while i'm hungry.

>> No.11562311

>>11561389
why is korean street "food" so bad?

>> No.11562324
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>>11562311

>> No.11562338

>>11561389
That Patty looks raw desu

>> No.11562346

>>11562275
Bad post.

>> No.11562349

>>11561704
>vegan burger
>horrendously pudgy sausage fingers
pottery

>> No.11562352

>>11562275
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovo-lacto_vegetarianism

Vegans are the ones who reject all animal products.

>> No.11562355

>>11562324
Is this this person's first time ever using their hands?

>> No.11562365

>>11562258
America really fucked what little culture Mexico had.

>> No.11562379
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>>11562355

>> No.11562382

>>11562054
.... --- .-- / -.. --- . ... / .... . / --. . - / --- ..- - / .-- .. - .... --- ..- - / -... .-. . .- -.- .. -. --. / .- .-.. .-.. / --- ..-. / - .... . / . --. --. ...

>> No.11562384

>>11562365
reminder, oxford university was founded nearly 4 centuries before the aztecs even existed

mexico never had culture, they were still living in the stone age while europe was beginning to unravel the mysteries of the universe
the best thing that ever happened to them was getting colonized

>> No.11562401
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>>11562384
this post is a hate crime

>> No.11562411

>>11562384
Okay, but there was a time not that long ago when they ate foods that weren't a pound of slime piled on top of doritos and ramen.

>> No.11562417

>>11562324
I would have put my first through the cook top then use the glass to cut my wrists

>> No.11562445

>>11561389
this almost looks like it's actually made of candy and not real food

>> No.11562628

>>11562041
That looks and sounds delicious, from the description (I also love lard).

>> No.11562652

>>11562384
yeah, no culture or tech despite havving a capital city with more people than london or paris and built in the middle of a god damn lake stabalized with a sophisticated system of damns, dredgig projects creating farmable islands with incredible productive soil, and irrigation canals, they had a sophisticated and artistic system of writing(had the west not burned most of the texts wed have more exaples of their poetry and literature), they had sophisticated mathematic and a calendar more acurate than ours

>> No.11562655

>>11561384
i kept thinking someone was gonna get their arm caught in the machine and straight fuckin' degloved

>> No.11562678

>>11562054
>file name
KEK. good job, anon.

>> No.11562717

>>11562066
>dumps 2kg if cilantro on top of it
no thanks

>> No.11562758

>>11562050
Wtf he has like 30 of the Dragon Balls just casually sitting there with the meat

>> No.11562759
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>> No.11562765

>>11562258
Das sum goot grubs esse pinche cabron maricons dont even try me

>> No.11562941
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>>11562384
Why does /pol/so effectively attract the uneducated?

>> No.11562956
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>>11561383
>using scissors to cut steak

>> No.11562970

>>11562379
>the pre-chop knife tap
fuck off you goddamn hipster and your tattoos are gay

>> No.11562971

>>11562759
eg

>> No.11563081

>>11562759
how

>> No.11563105

>>11562054
haha how he get out of there lol amirite he break shit

>> No.11563136

>>11563105
Huh?

>> No.11563209

>>11561383
These are testicle halves, yes?

>> No.11563306
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>>11561383

>> No.11563417

>>11562678
we've been calling it that for weeks dumbass newfaggot

>> No.11563451
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>> No.11563473

>>11563451
>it seems it may be impossible
Because it is, and that's why it's fucking stupid.

>> No.11563474
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>>11562970
>the pre-chop knife tap
I've always noticed but never had the words to describe it

>> No.11563491

>>11562379

Is this platter $200 USD somewhere in Oregon/norcal?

>> No.11563520

>>11562652
> they had sophisticated mathematic more acurate than ours

That makes literally zero sense you fucking retard

>> No.11563524
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>>11563474
you never had the words to describe tapping the knife before chopping the meat

>> No.11563567

>>11563105
The shack he's in has a back door.

>> No.11563575

>>11562110
>>11562090
kek is with anon, Rick Stein shall now be shunned.

>> No.11563579
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>> No.11563596

>>11563451
>eat an amount of food that it is literally impossible to contain undigested in the human body
>u can't do it
wow incredible

>> No.11563613

>>11561699
is that string cheese? what the hell was the thing he put on second?

>> No.11563675

>>11563613
It called queso oaxaca, it's like mexico's style of mozzarella. It very stringy and pretty be tasty

>> No.11563699

>>11563613
Could be mozzarella maybe?

>> No.11563731

>>11561761
>how to make vegan anything
>take 5 times the spices used on meat product
>put it on tofu
>WOW IT TASTES AND SMELLS LIKE REAL MEAT GUYS


getting real tired of this self deceiving bullshit.

>> No.11563740

>>11563579
that's amazing you can't even see the pipes underneath the sand

>> No.11563745

>>11562401
the idea that we should feel sorry for exterminating literal demon worshipers who practiced human sacrifice as a state policy on a regular basis is a hate crime.

>> No.11563750

>>11562652
right, yes we know europe had those things thousands of years before mexico. Why are you twisting the knife bro?

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>> No.11563781
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>> No.11563831
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>> No.11563837

>>11563451
It's not even a plate anymore

>> No.11563838
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>> No.11563841
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>> No.11563873

>>11563520
muh zero.

>> No.11563901

>>11562379
>getting this assmad over a 500ms long movement

>> No.11563933

>>11562717
Inferior genes detected

>> No.11563953

>>11561704
If you're planning on going vegan to get healthier but look forward to eating like this, don't even bother. As a matter of fact, it's just as easy to become obese and malnourished as a vegan/vegetarian if you don't know what you're doing.

>> No.11563960
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>> No.11564121
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>>11564064

>> No.11564135
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Subs didn't take?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG3NSVVx3h4

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>>11561383
Death to Jews and death to Niggers

>> No.11564146

>>11563750
europe literally was dirty wasteland where people never took showers

>> No.11564149
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>> No.11564161

>>11564149
What the fuck!? How is a giant cat selling sweet potatoes?

>> No.11564167

>>11564161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=6n7WOXnGEFg

>> No.11564180

>>11564149
How does he see through that. What if he burns his fur

>> No.11564204
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>>11564180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=JEt6VPvWhVE

>> No.11564227

>>11561383
Looks terrible

>> No.11564232

>>11561384
What does this taste like?

>> No.11564247
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>>11564232
Cane Juice

>> No.11564248

>>11561704
Can someone tell me wtf vegan cheese is?
We're supposed to watch this recipe and just accept vegan cheese?
wtf is it made out of?

>> No.11564254

>>11561761
I don't think I'll understand vegans' need to emulate meat dishes

>> No.11564255

>>11564248
>wtf is it made out of?
Vegans obviously.

>> No.11564257

>>11562054
If it wasn't 1am. I'd make an egg sandwich right now

>> No.11564260
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>> No.11564262

>>11562355
Beginner mistake when making burritos is not toasting the tortillas and trying to overfill

>> No.11564265

>>11562970
>tfw you find yourself doing it

>> No.11564269
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>>11561383
what the fuck is going on there OP? Horrible.

>> No.11564271

>>11563831
>not that impressive
>ok pretty cool
>he did what?!

>> No.11564277

>>11563838
I wonder how many normies saw this clip and thought it was disgusting because they thought a lightly wet omelette is disgusting

>> No.11564300

>>11564277
I've seen a few comments to that effect.

>> No.11564442
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>>11561704

>> No.11564448

>>11562759
how does he suck all the dicks

>> No.11564469

>>11562941
Advocates of human sacrifice can fuck off.

>> No.11564474
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>> No.11564496

>>11562652
Yes but they are brown and therefore bad.

>> No.11564497

>>11563306
Holy fuck im chumming

>> No.11564500

>>11563831
I thought this was some sort of floating arm robot machine for a sec.

>> No.11564501

>>11561383

jesus christ were those things frozen before they went on the grill why the fuck are they so solid?

>> No.11564528

>>11564149

man the new monster hunter has good graphics

>> No.11564530

>>11564232
Not as sweet as you think. But still sweet. Almost herby

>> No.11564550

>>11561825
>decant
>Decant the gay butter
The absolute state of vegans

>> No.11564565

>>11562324
>Breasts
Explains a lot

>> No.11564580

>>11563740
Where else should the coffee come from dumbass?

>> No.11564582

>>11562758
wishes your ass would fucking buy something instead of making smartass comments

>> No.11564584

>>11563757
>>11563768
>>11563772
>>11563781
Imagine her eating you ass haha

>> No.11564587

>>11562311
The excess of grease/salt is to compensate for their hangover and drinking culture.

>> No.11564590

>>11564247
Is the glass ok?

>> No.11564605
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>>11562311
Not Street Food But...

>> No.11564607

>>11564528
SO TASTY!

>> No.11564634
File: 2.75 MB, 720x480, Street Food In Germany 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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?

>> No.11564642

>>11564605
imagine destroying your body like that for a sport. athletes have short shelf lives as it is, imagine dooming yourself to an early death from obesity, or being forced to lose all that weight and spending your 40's onward as a deflated balloon of a human being. just to grab other fat guys while sexually repressed businessmen watch.

>> No.11564658
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>> No.11564660

>>11562066
can they literally do anything that doesnt wind up looking like poop. ANYTHING. Give me 1 fucking thing they do that doesnt involve shit-looking results.

>> No.11564661
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>> No.11564670

>>11563417
>weeks

>> No.11564671

>>11564660
Pakora. Samosa. Barfi. Laddo. Lassi. Idiyappam.

>> No.11564680
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Bangkok vendor knife skills..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.11564694

>>11564605
>chan means father
Now I know. I wondered why 4chan was so gay.

>> No.11564700
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>> No.11564721

>>11564442
leave it to the chinese to be such inhuman savages.
Nothing as cool as skewering live animals, amirite?

>> No.11564725

>>11564634
That's a lot of sausage cooking at the same time. He must be pretty confident about his sales.

>> No.11564727
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>> No.11564731

>>11563524
No. Nothing succinct.

>> No.11564735

>>11562379
>taps the knife

>> No.11564750

>>11563491
think it's Austin, Franklin BBQ

>> No.11564754

>>11564277
I like my fried eggs over easy but my scrambled eggs thoroughly cooked and I have no idea why.

>> No.11564784

>>11562324
why did someone do this, record it and decide to upload it to the internet

>> No.11564818

>>11564474
Was that hot mayo on there first?

>> No.11564825

>>11564642
Imagine not caring and living a life you enjoy regardless of bodily damage.

>> No.11564853

>>11564642

sumo wrestlers are actually fit as fuck, especially compared to you.

>> No.11564855

>>11564853
I would simply dodge his sluggish attacks until he tired and take him out with a single blow.

>> No.11564864

>>11564247
based pyrex btfoing normies for one hundred years.

>> No.11564873

>>11564247
do you think he still ate the mushrooms

>> No.11564896

>>11563524
why does mexican food look so gay?

>> No.11564914

>>11564725
His confidence is what's sells them.

>> No.11564919

>>11562759
>that filename
You had one job anon

>> No.11564922

>>11564855
anon, stop fantasizing about blowing sumos

>> No.11564952

>>11564254
It's akin to lesbians using strapons. It just makes sense while in pursuit of something naturally nonsensical.

>> No.11565016

>>11561812
This one seems the most legit. Hearts of palm and artichoke have similar flavor and consistency to shellfish

>> No.11565030

>>11564254
I think most people go vegan because they don't like how animals are treated in factory farms or just don't like the thought of having to kill something, not because they don't like the taste of meat. I don't really see how it's that confusing.

>> No.11565064

>>11564254
I agree with this, if you ethically don't agree with eating meat, why pretend to eat meat when there's plenty of tasty vegetable dishes they can have? And if you don't eat meat purely because you don't like the taste or texture then you wouldn't eat this anyway. Nothing wrong with veggie burgers or sausages when they are just made from vegetables and not trying to emulate flesh textures... but why make a fake chicken breast?

>>11564952
>Not a food analogy
But seriously, maybe the strapon user has a fetish for wanting to pretend to have a dick and fuck their girlfriend with it, whilst not wanting to actually be a man (dominance reasons?) and the receiver wants to have a nice relationship with a woman but sexually still want to be humped and penetrated simultaneously. Lesbians aren't fucking women for ethical reasons, it's not the same principle.

>> No.11565075
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Does anyone have the copy pasta greentext that summarizes all the same retarded webms that get posted in every single webm thread.

>> No.11565110

>>11564247
dunno
the cutting board was probably wet and cool

>> No.11565218

>>11564873
i would

>> No.11565264

>>11564260
>kebab
>turkey
isn't it german wtf?

>> No.11565288

>>11561704
What is the point of this recipe? wouldn't it just be easier to put a bullet in your head?

>> No.11565328
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>> No.11565351

>>11565328
>Those aren't sausages

What the fuck are they? Dicks?

>> No.11565359

>>11565351
i know the real answer but you'd better make it worth my while

>> No.11565362

>>11564727
satisfying

>> No.11565368

>>11564727
Looks like he's burning his fingers. Why not wear gloves, or use a delicate tool of some kind?

>> No.11565379

>>11564260
it's french

>> No.11565389

>>11565075
>Shirtless preparing chicken in a church basement and taking a break to play counterstrike.
This is eastern European af.

>> No.11565403

>>11565359
Well, it doesn't look like shit logs as it is too springy for it. Whole insect would be a stretch as whatever this is looks pretty big. Some sort of penis sounds about right.

>> No.11565456

>>11561507
anyone can comment on why he gives such thin sheets of this? and what it might taste like?

>> No.11565471

>>11565368
>Looks like he's burning his fingers
It does?

>Why not wear gloves,
Gloves are a safety hazard around rotating machinery. If the glove gets caught on something it will pull your hand/arm into the machine, whereas if you weren't wearing gloves you just get cut instead.

>>delicate tool
For what reason? I assume it's much easier to tell when the food is cooked when you can feel the texture with with your fingers.

>> No.11565487

>>11565456
Probably pretty hard when thick.

>> No.11565489

>>11565403
they're just chocolate candy anon

>> No.11565500

>>11562275
Eggs are vegetarian dummy, they aren't meat at all. Its vegan you're thinking of

>> No.11565504

>>11565471
>Gloves are a safety hazard around rotating machinery.
It's a rotating flat surface that can be stopped by hand, not a meat grinder. Not that using gloves would make sense in this case anyway.

>> No.11565509

>>11565489
That's a bit disappointing.

>> No.11565526

>>11562941
He's clearly more knowledgeable than you.

>> No.11565547

>>11564149
you don't pay, just scratch under chin

>> No.11565549

>>11561602
Thanks I really wanted to taste again my last food and the puke was superb love the chloric touch.

>> No.11565553

>>11561682
Retarded ingredients and the heat is so low there isn't any browning on the toast. The meat had no chance.

>> No.11565591

>>11563596
It might be possible for someone with dumping syndrome.

>> No.11565626

>>11564634
DO
NOT
PUT
YOUR
HANDS
OVER
THE
SPIT
GUARD

>> No.11565753

>>11562365
You realize it was fucking Mexicans who started doing this shit to make quick easy money to sell to morons right? Other american fucks took the idea and started doing it. ALSO, yes America is shit, but so are all the other fucking countries and nations in the world ffs. The earth needs to die already

>> No.11565756

>>11562941
Because they prey on insecurity and weakness, and tell them they're powerful just for having a low melanin count. Which speaks volumes to the poor, uneducated, and socially weak types.

>> No.11565781

>>11563838
>Leaves off the pour of his in-house made demiglace

>> No.11565799

>>11563953
>As a matter of fact, it's just as easy to become obese and malnourished as a vegan/vegetarian if you don't know what you're doing.
A lot harder than just keeping to a normal diet, since you can't just have "a protein" and be good to go, you have to integrate multiple vegetable proteins, because none of them are "complete" from the human body's perspective of their animo acid makeups like meats are.

>> No.11565810

>>11564149
why does that costume look so much better than the ones all those furry degenerates wear

>> No.11565812

>>11565799
Checked.

>> No.11565834

>>11564248
>Depending on the brand and recipe that’s used, vegan cheese can be made from soy protein (used in shiny, slick, rubbery varieties), solidified vegetable oil (like coconut, palm, or safflower) nutritional yeast, thickening agar flakes, nuts (including cashews, macadamias, and almonds), tapioca flour, natural enzymes, vegetable glycerin, assorted bacterial cultures, arrowroot, and even pea protein.

>> No.11565848

>>11564271
And that's the standard of doing a good omurice in Japan.

That, and lots of ketchup in the rice and on top.

>> No.11565858

>>11563306
thats beautiful

>> No.11565864

>>11565075
i wish i could go to a tasty slav chicken and CS lanparty

>> No.11565878
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>> No.11565881

>>11564658
>Good luck
Even he knows the damn thing is a novelty, but he'll take your money for it.

>> No.11565899

>>11564725
It's Germany. Everyone loves the sausages there.

You can also go grab some Glühwein from a street vendor and get a nice buzz and nobody will give you shit about it.

>> No.11565900
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>> No.11565912

>>11565264
You do know that it was Turks who brought it to Germany, right?

>> No.11565920

>>11565500
And, technically speaking, since eggs for eating are unfertilized they won't become chickens, either, so like with milk not putting them to use is just a waste.

>> No.11565926
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>> No.11565956

>>11565926
>that much oil on the sweet potatoes
>not using corn starch to make them crunchier
that's gonna be a big yikes from me. might as well just mash them, you'd get the same result.

>> No.11565979
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>>11565956

>> No.11565998

>>11565878
Splatoons 3 is looking fuckin' brutal.

>> No.11566004
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>>11565998

>> No.11566054

>>11566028
Based gooks, only the freshest

>> No.11566084

>>11561383
Disgusting. It's as stiff as a board

>> No.11566095

>>11563451
Could Andre the Giant accomplish this?

>> No.11566106

>>11566028
These make me sad. I'm fine with eating meat and stuff but one shouldn't let it suffer like that. Just kill it before starting to cut it up.

>> No.11566109

cont from
>>106775995
106779939
>>106785659

>> No.11566114

>>11566106
>These make me sad

Life makes you sad. Just admit you're a sad loser and embrace it.

>> No.11566141
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnp62WWIWyQ

>> No.11566144

>>11564135
That looks like gutter oil food

>> No.11566297

>>11565504
He's doing it bare handed because he's not a pussy like you

>> No.11566369
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>> No.11566376
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>> No.11566445

>>11563579
Magic coffee.

>> No.11566522

>>11563740
>>11564580
>>11566445
>Super fine ground coffee boils up in the cezve as its held into the hot sand
>People amazed by basic physics

>> No.11566555

>>11561389
now THAT'S a burgah

>> No.11566588

>>11562181
What a tiresome way to waste your existence on this planet.

>> No.11566597

>>11564670
>falling for obvious bait
found another newfag

>> No.11566604

>>11563520
>t. another uneducated poltard with no reading comprehension
he said the calendar was more accurate than ours, not the mathematics, dipshit.

>> No.11566629

>>11565848
That's a standard french omelette, stupid weeaboo faggot. just because they put it on rice doesn't mean it's some mystical nip cooking secret.

>> No.11566718

>>11566629
No, but the fancy flip, the exact mix of the eggs, and the soft cooking resulting in that awesome break-open effect is pretty uniquely Japanese.

>> No.11566731
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>> No.11566759

>>11565810
cat face rather than animal human hybrid with cartoon eyes/proportions. The potato guy is just being a cat, so it looks like a cat and it's cool. Furries want to be their fursonas, so the weird faces/expressions and the underlying sexual connotations that come with furries is displayed a bit more clearly with their fucking disgusting "fursuits".

>> No.11566761

>>11566731
How does this guy still have all his fingers?

>> No.11566765

>>11566106
does it suffer, or does it merely attempt to move forward?

>> No.11566774

>>11566731
The last known recording of rajeesh's fingers

>> No.11566780

>>11566731
How does he get out without breaking the chicken?

>> No.11566785

>>11565979
why do people pretend that it's supposed to be somehow a shocking revelation that a food that you presumably liked was vegan? is vegan food some bizarro cryptonite that forces you to abstain from all animal products and starve yourself to death after you come into contact with it?

>> No.11566806

>>11564721
this but unsarcastically

>> No.11566838

>>11562652
They did not have sophisticated mathematics and their calendar was certainly not more accurate than ours that is a meme. They also believed all of their problems could be solved by murdering people and were on track to societal collapse same as the Mayans because they did nothing differently than the Mayans. Tenochtitlan was one of the greatest cities on Earth at the time, that is true.

>> No.11566886

>>11564642
In the one shot that guy was muscular as hell just with fat on top. Probably not unhealthy at all.

>> No.11566894

>>11566376

when your job is so boring this is all you can do to keep from killing yourself

>> No.11566896

>>11566780

he has to eat all the chicken before he leaves

>> No.11566908

>>11565328
The food shows that gaki no tsukai made are hilarious as fuck. I particularly like the hotpot episode.

>> No.11566929

>>11561383
street.. steak??

>> No.11566935

>>11566095
No, he's dead

>> No.11566957

>>11562066
I love meat as much as the next red-blooded american but man I wish we had more cheap delicious vegetable dishes in our food culture here. Vegetables are an afterthought, many americans I know will go days eating meat, carbs and cheese and if you don't count lettuce onions and tomato some go weeks.

>> No.11566969

>>11563306
i would fucking die after one bite of this
might finish it in a year

>> No.11566974

>>11566957
I always say this. Stop making shitty meat imitations. If you want to go vegan just eat indian.

>> No.11566980

>>11561389
>a dozen completely mysterious foods and sauces put between two slices of toast
I literally have no idea what any of this is supposed to be.

>> No.11566990

>>11563757
>>11563768
>>11563772
>>11563781

>>11563451 She could do it^

>> No.11567023

>>11564442
Even in China, I have to assume this is some kind of novelty restaurant

>> No.11567039

>>11562324
this level of depression is very familiar. it's some old british lady who has a cooking channel but she can't cook at all. can't remember the name of her channel but it's her name and then kitchen.

>> No.11567046

>>11562088
Nice projection faggot

>> No.11567081

>>11565030
If that were true then those people would be ok with eating animal products if they knew the animals were treated properly, but obviously vegans won't eat animals regardless, since that's the definition of veganism. Clearly they are against the idea of consuming meat itself. So eating meat imitations makes no sense.

>> No.11567090

>>11567039
oh god I found it, KAYS COOKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY

>> No.11567108

>>11567081
It seems possible that they might think killing a creature in the prime of its life is not exactly treating it properly

>> No.11567141

>>11564642
sumos are only like 25% bodyfat dude. they have extreme amounts of muscle even when compared to bodybuilders & powerlifters of the same height and do more exercise in a day than you do in a month. because they're so active their metabolism is through the roof and the second they stop eating 12k+ calories a day all of the fat pours right off.

>> No.11567235
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>> No.11567241

>>11567235
does gourmet mean "this stick of butter that should last a month is going in this meal" ?

>> No.11567243

>>11567108
Now I'm imagining vegans walking through nature trying to find animals that died naturally in order to harvest and eat

>> No.11567245
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>>11567241
It's the opposite of easy

>> No.11567247

>>11567243
There is a branch of, I think, Hinduism that refuses even to pluck fruit from trees, relying entirely on food that has already fallen to the ground.

>> No.11567248
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see also:

>> No.11567249
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>>11567248
and:

>> No.11567291
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>> No.11567298
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>>11567291

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>>11563451
By this point it's not even a challenge. That is an impossible portion and it's only made to make an easy $200 off from stupid tourists. Also it's good for attracting visitors by having media presence.

>> No.11567340
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>>11567331
Impossible is a point of view

>> No.11567344

>>11566929
What do you think a cheesesteak is? Sure, it's thin sliced and a bit chopped, but it's still ribeye.

>> No.11567346

>>11567331
That's what it is, its just easy money.

>> No.11567347
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>> No.11567357

>>11567235
>How to mask all the flavors of the salmon you bought

>> No.11567367

>>11567291
Fuck this pretentious dick. Avocado is a terrible material for a bun.

>> No.11567369
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>>11567357

>> No.11567371

>>11564277
FUCK that shit!
I LOVE my eggs wet.
Dried out, they taste like SHIT.
Also you can't dip your bread in them.

>> No.11567374

>>11567298
Fuck you.

>> No.11567383

>>11561389
it's almost impressive how absolutely no part of this looks appetising

>> No.11567384
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>>11567374
>Fuck you

not on your best day

>> No.11567388
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>>11567340
what the FUCK is her problem??

>> No.11567392

>>11567347
What kind of monster thinks this shit up?

>> No.11567396
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>>11567388
Some kind of stomach issue, I imagine

>> No.11567401
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>>11567392
"top men"

>> No.11567403

>>11567384
>Flavored gel from a petri dish

>> No.11567404

>>11561704
Jesus Christ how retarded

>> No.11567412
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>>11567403

>> No.11567418

>>11567401
>Cutting it in a way that makes sure it'll go dry
>Ranch packet
>Cheese puff dust breading
>Shaped like an orange
These monsters need to be stopped.

>> No.11567422

>>11565878
I wonder at what point it dies
Like, it looks like it's still moving with a purpose when it tries to crawl off the cutting board

>> No.11567425

>>11566004
The filming is atrocious. The constant cutting and jumping is sickening.

>> No.11567426
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>>11567418

>> No.11567432

>>11566106
Are squids intelligent like octopus?

>> No.11567434

>>11564896
>implying dumplings are a mexican food

>> No.11567437

>>11567426
>How to get murdered by the entire city of Philadephia.webm

>> No.11567438

>>11566894
I think it's more a show to impress the normies

>> No.11567444

>>11566731
>>11566774
>>11566761
How is this done in countries that has health and safety regulations?

>> No.11567448

>>11567444
It's done by robots

>> No.11567454
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>> No.11567458

>>11567454
Weaksauce version of the Il Timpano.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIsIE0oHGgo

>> No.11567460

>>11567331

Divide it amongst 10 people and it's only $20 for 2,2lbs. Which is too much food for your average person anyway, and the bill is on par with cheap lunch.

>> No.11567509

>>11567460
>$20
>Cheap lunch

>> No.11567530

>>11561761
>>11561704
>deep fried meme foods
>except with less protein and even MORE sugar!
this is probably the third worst way to entice non-vegans

>> No.11567598

>>11561825
>exactly like butter!
>at least double the calories per serving
>completely unnecessary sugar and salt
>not even less saturated fats because of the cocomeme oil
nigga why, it's not worth it

>> No.11567636

>>11567598
>>at least double the calories per serving
>double the calories
>than butter
:D and that's not even addressing how the rest of your post is also retarded.

>> No.11567816

>>11567340
she can't do it either, she is a slow eater

>> No.11567824

>>11564247
>nerve glass

>> No.11567848

>>11566028
Does the animal cruelty add flavor?

>> No.11567866

>>11567235
>cooking a filet of salmon as if it was a steak

>> No.11567882

>>11567247
Jains. They take the 'harm no other creature' thing to the extreme. Not eating certain fruits or pulling tubers from the ground on the off chance they might inadvertently kill an insects. Some even wear veils in front of their mouths so they don't accidentally swallow bugs

>> No.11567941

>>11564952
This

>> No.11567958

>>11567636
Nice arguments faggot
>handful of almonds
>at least a tbsp of olive oil
>two tbsps of coconut oil
>quite a splash of vegan milk
Do the math

>> No.11568177

>>11562110
Kys tranny

>> No.11568642

>>11564232
chewing on sugar cane is nice
canned sugar cane juice is god awful

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>>11567438
Or he's retarded?

>> No.11568701
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>> No.11569037

excuse me did everybody forget about the fucking "street food edition" portion of the program???

>> No.11569046

>>11569037
The edition is a suggestion, the subject sdaid webm thread

Next time make a street food thread

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>>11569046
Ding.Ding.Ding!

>> No.11569145

>>11565810
because westerners are posers compared to the true autism that is asia.