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McChicken, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Mick-chick-en: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Mick. Chick. En. It was Mick, plain Mick, in the morning, sitting two buns and one chicken patty in wrapping. It was Mickey on the dollar menu. It was Chickums in the cashier's hands. It was Mickens Gallus gallus domesticus on the dotted line. But in my mouth it was always McChicken.

>> No.11559713

>>11559708
Someone should rape your mother.
Violently.

>> No.11559715

That was beautiful anon.

>> No.11559716

Now this is epic.

>> No.11559725

>>11559713
now that's just rude!
>>11559715
>>11559716
thanks :)

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11559756

>>11559715
>>11559716
It's from Lolita, you fuckshits.

>> No.11559761

>>11559756
stop being so angry

>> No.11559768

>>11559756
based /lit/fag

>> No.11559770

>>11559708
>>>/r9k/49636520
Crossposted for posterity.

>> No.11559794
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11559794

>>11559761
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MOM.

>> No.11559808

>>11559794
if you had not caught me in such a horny mood, I surely would have snapped your penis right where you stood! Now let us smooch :)

>> No.11559839
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11559839

>Superior pedo film

>> No.11559846
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11559846

>>11559839
>the more superior pedo film

>> No.11560096

based

>> No.11560126

Fries interlinked within fries interlinked

>> No.11560154

>>11559708
Hubs can recite this by heart???is that you?

>> No.11561554

bump

>> No.11561564

Fitting. Most McChicken fags are closet pedos anyway.

>> No.11561571

I hope to be buried in a McChicken sandwich from McDonalds.

>> No.11561617

>>11559708
Nabbed and cornfatherpilled.

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>>11561617

>> No.11561691

>>11561669

'please no, corn father'