ITT: Surreal food

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Anonymous Mon Dec 3 00:50:11 2018 No.11559519 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Surreal food

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 02:24:06 2018 No.11559814 File: 414 KB, 639x720, rare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 04:31:34 2018 No.11560061 File: 1.99 MB, 289x163, 1429897533313.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 04:37:07 2018 No.11560065 File: 27 KB, 800x600, Cast_bb_800x600_hank-schrader.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11559814 thats fordite, a mineral

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 04:47:43 2018 No.11560075 File: 169 KB, 640x640, 7FE3E2DC-BFC5-4A56-9A4A-8D3972B2A6F8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 05:10:49 2018 No.11560106 >>11560065 its dried pant retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 05:27:39 2018 No.11560139 >>11559519 what a bad shop lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 06:16:39 2018 No.11560209 File: 53 KB, 600x452, unicorn meat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 06:17:40 2018 No.11560211 File: 41 KB, 419x450, doritos cupcake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 07:48:53 2018 No.11560360 >>11560061 Imagine going back to the middle ages and doing this shit in public. Sure way to get fucking burned at the pyre

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 07:54:05 2018 No.11560376 >>11560106 >its dried pant retard That's what fordite is, retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 07:56:09 2018 No.11560379 >>11560376 i.e., not a mineral I think is what they meant

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:04:17 2018 No.11560398 File: 684 KB, 364x320, zooomerbtfo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11560065 >>11560376 god, i hate that fucking game

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:06:41 2018 No.11560407 File: 1.95 MB, 200x200, 1381867986131.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:08:01 2018 No.11560411 >>11560407 Fuck yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:10:23 2018 No.11560418 File: 677 KB, 617x800, 1533393173908.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11560407

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:11:29 2018 No.11560421 >>11560106 It's fordite, (you) retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 08:15:04 2018 No.11560432 >>11560398 god i wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:22:20 2018 No.11561856 >>11560398 Justified

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:24:08 2018 No.11561866 >>11560061 What is this stuff?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:26:12 2018 No.11561876 >>11560407 Wtf is that

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 15:57:11 2018 No.11562008 >>11560360 haha i thought the exact same thing, you would be thrown into a river with a rock tied to your leg before you could blink

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 21:07:51 2018 No.11563211 >>11560360 didn't the chinks already have fire works? it's just "snakes"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:10:38 2018 No.11563462 >>11560065 post the recipe if you know what it is

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 22:16:07 2018 No.11563484 >>11561876 cattail

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 23:28:15 2018 No.11563748 >>11560398 Oh God how disgusting her body is

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 23:30:58 2018 No.11563762 >>11560407 looks like a sheep dick cumming sheep cum into that bucket

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 3 23:49:09 2018 No.11563852 >>11563762 ho ho being vile, just for the sake of it. an obvious "it looks like a dick coming" gif, but no...it's a sheep! how edgy is that???

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:00:34 2018 No.11563897 >>11560407 Not food, but very satisfying and arousing nonetheless.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:03:40 2018 No.11563908 File: 124 KB, 675x1200, 1542527694948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11563904

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:06:44 2018 No.11563918 File: 66 KB, 564x752, 1540635922674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:08:08 2018 No.11563922 File: 48 KB, 580x394, 1538585629964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:10:47 2018 No.11563932 >>11563462 put automotive paint on a rail. Bake 20 million times over 30 years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:17:59 2018 No.11563958 File: 65 KB, 550x735, 1493944193157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:25:22 2018 No.11563991 >>11563922 coke gets more uniformly cold on its side also works for beer thank me later

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:37:00 2018 No.11564040 >>11563991 woah

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:45:00 2018 No.11564081 >>11564040 are you just discovering common sense?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:46:08 2018 No.11564085 >>11560065 thank you based mineral man

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:48:07 2018 No.11564094 >>11564081 huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:52:01 2018 No.11564110 >>11563852 imagine going on 4chan and then getting upset at someone mentioning dicks the absolute state of "4channel"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:52:16 2018 No.11564114 >>11564094 so you're just kind of dumb i guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:53:15 2018 No.11564119 >>11564114 wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:56:53 2018 No.11564127 >>11564114 huh?

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 00:59:48 2018 No.11564142
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>>11564119
which one will cool down fastest? i thought we all knew that a large shallow pool of liquid will freeze faster than a deep narrow pool of liquid, you apparently, have never considered this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:00:22 2018 No.11564145 >>11564142 What do you mean?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:01:13 2018 No.11564151 >>11564142 pour a cup of water in a large baking tray versus a cup of water in a mason jar...which freezes first?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:02:14 2018 No.11564153 >>11564145 >>11564151

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:09:25 2018 No.11564192 >>11564151 That's becuase more of the surface area is exposed to cool air, but that doesn't apply to a volume of liquid in a container. Sideways or not, the same surface area is exposed the same.

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:10:07 2018 No.11564197

>>11564151
That's just stupid anon. It would freeze faster in a large tray because more surface is exposed but changing the position of a container doesn't increase the exposed surface. If it does go faster it is because the container touches more of the solid surface of the fridge/freezer which has much better heat transfer than air.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:16:47 2018 No.11564223 File: 567 KB, 689x739, glasscontainers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11564197 which of these, each filled with one cup of water would freeze the fastest? if your life was dependent on it, which would you use?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:19:00 2018 No.11564230 >>11560360 We joke about it but how horrifying, were lucky to live in this time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:21:30 2018 No.11564239 >>11564230 the same timeline that a tweet from a random person, ten years later, with no evidence can ruin your career/make you a social pariah

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:22:07 2018 No.11564243

>>11564223
The largest one, since the water would lay flat, have a larger surface area exposed to cold air. But that would matter in a Soda can that is practically filled to the brim, leaving only a small air pocket, that would insiluate it more than the bare metal.

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:22:53 2018 No.11564246

>>11564223
We are going back to the exact same problem. What's your point? It doesn't actually matter with an identical closed container. If a bottle full of liquid was suspended in mid air in a fridge, it would freeze as fast whether it was suspended vertically or horizontally.
I ultimately agreed that it does go faster, just not for the reason you said.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:32:16 2018 No.11564275 >>11564246 beer bottles have an air bubble in the bottle...are you missing that?

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:38:17 2018 No.11564297

>>11564275
Air is still terrible at heat transfer compared to most solid surfaces.
Once again, it's not because of the increased surface exposed to air but the increased surface exposed to a solid. Plus stuff I drink doesn't usually has a giant air bubble in it, just a small one that wouldn't cover the length of a bottle put horizontally.
Once again, you're right, just not for the right reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:51:33 2018 No.11564354 >>11564239 Bro you're a witch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 01:57:26 2018 No.11564369 >>11563958 I would toss it immediately

Anonymous Tue Dec 4 02:09:57 2018 No.11564423

>>11564239
At the most you get some criticisms, if it's very offensive and your employer finds out then it's possible but that doesn't happen often.. Anyways it doesn't compare to being killed for something someone just suspects you of that you know you did not do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 02:53:10 2018 No.11564559 >>11561866 Pharaoh's serpent

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 02:58:31 2018 No.11564581 >>11564197 >touches more of the solid surface A cylinder laid sideways only intersects a plane by a line

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 02:59:33 2018 No.11564585 >>11564581 I meant tangent to

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 03:01:46 2018 No.11564589 >>11560418 heh

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 03:05:27 2018 No.11564596 >>11564369 tosser...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 03:32:11 2018 No.11564673 >>11563852 >The absolute state of 4channel

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 03:34:15 2018 No.11564679 >>11563913 This inspires a visceral level of disgust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 12:06:33 2018 No.11565904 >>11564142 it's about surface area to airflow in a freezer. the stand up has the least laying down

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 12:09:57 2018 No.11565917 >>11564197 this is wrong. freezing air blowing would cool faster

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 12:29:44 2018 No.11565995 >>11560360 you think your average peasant is going to want to risk messing with a guy who can do something like this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 12:30:50 2018 No.11566003 >>11560211 should've just named em "4chan cupcakes"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 12:32:43 2018 No.11566014 >>11563913 based kelloggs secretly redpilling normies about multiculturalism

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 12:34:28 2018 No.11566021 >>11566003 Nobody on 4chan likes either of those things though

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 15:54:47 2018 No.11566769 >>11563958 Haven't lost to a YLYL thread in ages, but this made me laugh out loud.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 20:47:47 2018 No.11567899 >>11563913 >(((Kellogg's))) is virtue signalling to gay people Imagine my shock

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 20:51:52 2018 No.11567919 >>11566003 what's 4chan?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 4 21:44:15 2018 No.11568212 >>11567907 This hurts my head

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 01:26:23 2018 No.11569011 >>11560360 I think the lighter alone would get you thrown off a cliff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 01:28:35 2018 No.11569023 >>11559519 Was that done in paint? They could have at least tried.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 01:30:35 2018 No.11569034 >>11560398 I can't wait for zoomers to die off after their crypos all hit shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 01:33:16 2018 No.11569041 >>11564223 I was on board with you for a minute, but hes right. The surface area dont change in a beer bottle. It changes shape but not overall size.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 03:24:52 2018 No.11569298 >>11563900 What is this, foreskins?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 03:41:23 2018 No.11569335 >>11564297 >win argument >don't get an apology

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 05:06:17 2018 No.11569515 >>11564145 based

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 07:37:18 2018 No.11569805
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>>11560398
Is anyone else in awe at the quality of that punch? The arm swing, the slight bending of the elbow at the end, this is pretty much a perfect haymaker, the best punch you could use in this situation.
Also, these are typically inaccurate, but she smacks him right on the jaw and that's higher than her head. Look at her leg work and the final position. I bet she's done this a lot of times.
Based serial zoomer-whacker.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 08:01:40 2018 No.11569841 >>11560209 I have this. But the inside is actually little plushie unicorn cuts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 08:52:37 2018 No.11569961 >>11563913 >put cereal that was better on its own with a bunch of other cereal, with the complete absence of what made those individual cereals good in the first place It's like they're trying to prove Hitler right :^)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 12:45:30 2018 No.11570567 >>11560360 >do it in ancient egypt >"shit nigga that's cool" t. pharaoh >do it medieval europe >"reeeeeeeee" what went wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 12:46:53 2018 No.11570573 >>11566021 i can see the doritos crumbs on your keyboard as you type this

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 13:40:57 2018 No.11570841 >>11563958 lol, decent

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 14:02:35 2018 No.11570967 >>11560398 I don't get it, why'd she hit him?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 14:14:22 2018 No.11571019 >>11564081 Why insult him cringe af

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 14:44:42 2018 No.11571161 >>11570567 >implying you could get anywhere near the pharaoh without being thrown to the crocs

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 15:26:15 2018 No.11571424 >>11570567 > Implying they wouldn't have killed you for south African magic practice

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 15:27:38 2018 No.11571431 >>11570624 That’s cute anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 15:37:42 2018 No.11571498 File: 138 KB, 750x750, Shi-Caixia-natural-font-b-pork-b-font-belly-stone-font-b-pork-b-font-meat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11560065 Name this mineral please

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 15:40:05 2018 No.11571509 >>11570967 how can she slap

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 15:48:06 2018 No.11571535 >>11560360 You'd be an alchemist, they weren't so backwards as to scream "demon" at the drop of a hat, usually. Moral panics threw that out the window though, when they happened.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 15:48:55 2018 No.11571545 >>11570967 She probably thought he was doing lewd gestures behind her instead of just that stupid dance.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 15:52:08 2018 No.11571570 >>11560398 stupid zoomer. ya don't mess wit da fridge!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 15:56:32 2018 No.11571594 >>11565995 Do you think the average pesent is gonna argue with the king fucker delegating who is going to the pyre?

Anonymous Wed Dec 5 15:59:59 2018 No.11571607

>>11571594
to pretend to understand the medieval mindset is an exercise in futility. certainly superstition and distrust spread far and wide, but determining now what choices they would make when confronted with modern ideas or technologies is a matter of playing action figures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:32:23 2018 No.11571789 >>11569805 it's really the only way to deal with them desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:38:02 2018 No.11571815 >>11560211 >it tastes like gaming.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:39:06 2018 No.11571822 >>11560075 Wtf am I looking at

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:39:13 2018 No.11571825 >>11571607 Shut up

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:41:25 2018 No.11571832 >>11563918 Olive loaf and pickle and pimento loaf are actually good though

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:43:08 2018 No.11571838 >>11571498 Chitlinite

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 16:50:04 2018 No.11571861 >>11564142 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 17:17:24 2018 No.11571984 >>11571825 He's right and you're a fool.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 20:33:13 2018 No.11573017 >>11571984 huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 21:07:03 2018 No.11573208 >>11560065 chill the fuck out its just a rock

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:01:36 2018 No.11573603 >>11571498 looks like agate

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:07:56 2018 No.11573641 >>11560075 >>11571822 looks like a hamburger with fruity pebble crusted donut buns, bacon, extra glaze topping (or cum), and for some reason strawberries

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:11:52 2018 No.11573661 >>11563922 anti-theft technique

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:27:02 2018 No.11573754 >>11571789 Second best solution to a bullet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:31:32 2018 No.11573780 File: 1.07 MB, 1024x765, 1da3985d9c45af205993e276b47fbb90.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >28 images Retarded fucks

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:40:24 2018 No.11573828 File: 53 KB, 640x480, thepeoplespoet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wut r u doing neil 2 make a meal neil

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 5 22:44:35 2018 No.11573849 >>11571498 hamburglium

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