[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 159 KB, 600x900, 0D664D4A-C87F-43E6-9069-60E1E422014D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11551848 No.11551848 [Reply] [Original]

Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Giada De Laurentiis doesn’t know what she’s doing; she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing

>> No.11551852

>>11551848
Would love to lick her braphole

>> No.11551899

>>11551848
Whoever said she wasn't intentionally showing her tits? There's no fiction to dispel.

>> No.11551918

Those are some grade A cans

>> No.11551921

>>11551918
i want your low standards and shit taste

>> No.11551928
File: 98 KB, 400x726, operation smile host 2011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11551928

>>11551848
>Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Giada De Laurentiis doesn’t know what she’s doing; she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing
She once worked for Wolfgang Puck, so worked her ass off catering, likely. The reason she seems to be inept is because of how she uses her hands. She looks and acts like someone who can't lift a mixing bowl into the air and use a spoon to scoop something out of it. She has very weak hands, reflexes and nothing looks natural or experienced in how she handles items. She looks like an actress trying to cook. She is the granddaughter of an actress. I'm going to bet before she went to culinary school she had a maid and nanny, she doesn't seem like someone that has done much housework or manual labor in the maintanence of a house, car, let alone kitchen.
She's lovely and probably as lovely a person as she appears, but she has something funny going on with her face to give people pause, and that is that she has a fixed cleft palate, as fixed as they can come with $$$. She has a whole row of dentures there, hence the bigger than Julia Roberts smile, and almost zero space under her nose to the top lip, and so it catches your eye as something phony in the smile or just something being off, which it is, but it's not for the reason you think, it's just very well done surgical repair. Giada donates time and effort with other celebrities to help the charity that fixes cleft palates overseas for the poor and needy, Operation Smile.

>> No.11551985

>>11551848
She is what happens when a girl is molestered as a child, comes out all skanky and dick crazy, but is also successful and famous. Interesting contrasts.

>> No.11551992

>>11551928
>she had a corrected cleft pallet
oooooohhhhh, yeah that explains the vague "something's afoot" vibe her face inspires

>> No.11552010
File: 101 KB, 778x682, .op.....jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11552010

>>11551848
>hai guise does anyone want to fawn and mew over this base bitch with me?
Quit being a fawning little bitch. The sooner you stop letting bitches lead you around by the dick, the sooner they might actually find you attractive.

Take this cancerous beta-orbiter shit to /s/ where it belongs.

>> No.11552181
File: 117 KB, 634x1024, 65DBA2B6-25E8-48F7-B2FB-4A46E1B86EBE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11552181

>>11552010
>stop making threads I don’t like
It’s not me who has the problem, bucko

>> No.11552185

>>11551848
Like, she's cute but she's got a big fucking mouth

>> No.11552232

>>11552185
The whole head is enormous. She looks like something out of a Disney cartoon.
But yeah, I'd fuck the absolute piss out of her.

>> No.11552237

>>11552232
>I'd fuck the absolute piss out of her.
Lel, same. I don't exactly know why either. There's just something about her.

>> No.11552242

>>11552232
>>11552237
Cuz she a irl 3d animu waifu

>> No.11552248

>>11551848
Explain this
https://youtu.be/iqC_0M72v50

>> No.11552257

>>11552248
>Hey Giada.... it's Art, listen, buddy *hack hack* I'm not going to be able to make a homemade white sauce today. sorry

>> No.11552259

Shit, meant Explain this:
https://youtu.be/zVugmR_MQII

>> No.11552281

>>11551848
Hello sweet potato >:)

>> No.11552321

>>11552010
limp dick - the post

>> No.11552350
File: 88 KB, 1920x1080, giada543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11552350

oh my

>> No.11552351

>>11552181
>that seething tranny in the back

>> No.11552386
File: 8 KB, 277x182, 1536015535965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11552386

>>11551848
Milkies........gib

>> No.11552531
File: 108 KB, 1280x720, F46C2766-4006-4915-83D7-FB5FFEBBAE96.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11552531

Quads for 4 titties please

>> No.11552682

>>11551848
>she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing
Flaunting boobs for extra sales, i.e. being a whore

>> No.11552701

>>11551848
I bet she’s a screamer!

>> No.11552957

Educating perverts about cooking. A gift to the world.

>> No.11552965

>>11551848
MILK DELIVERY NOW

>> No.11552986

>>11552181
Would not say no...

>> No.11553019

>>11552701
In my experience it's the really shy, demure ones who are the demons in bed. If you ever get the chance to bed an evangelical christian preacher's daughter you'll see what I mean. The slutty ones like giada are generally boring af.

>> No.11553037

>>11551928
Holy shit this actually explains everything

>> No.11553041

>>11551848
When you have no talent, show them titties

>> No.11553046

>>11553019
How is she even slutty? You don't know her incel

>> No.11553067

>>11553046
She's a dirty little tramp, no doubt. I'm sure her hot holes stay quite damp in constant anticipation of a big boy, such as myself, to give her a good gut spelunking

>> No.11553070

>>11553041
tities are a talent, chestlet

>> No.11553157

>>11552259
>Lucy and Giada
That's one hell of a threesome.

>> No.11553478

>>11553019
>evangelical christian preacher's daughter
she was probably molested growing up

>> No.11553503

>>11551928
i want more posts or books written by you. i like you.

>> No.11553750
File: 558 KB, 1645x3026, stephanie_march.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11553750

>>11551848
You bozo's know she's been bangin Bobby Flay the past 3 or 4 years now. That's why he got divorced from Stephanie March. pic related.

>> No.11553759

>>11553478
>probably molested growing up
There have been rumors that her grandpa, film producer/director, Dino De Laurentiis, had his way with her as she was growing up.

>> No.11553772

she's got a huge head, i bet it swings like a pendulum when she sucks dick

>> No.11553783

>>11551848
mommy

>> No.11553805

>>11552259
This bitch is dumb as a brick

>> No.11553868

>>11553750
False. Bobby was likely cheating on her with all kinds of side whores, including Giada. But the whore spelled out in the divorce gossip was some completely mediocre 27yo hostess at one of his restaurants. It would appear Bobby hit-n-quit Giada, which teases out she's an extremely boring lay

>> No.11554000

>>11553868
No, it indicates that Bobby is one of those insecure guys who needs to be at the top of a power dynamic.

>> No.11554024

>>11551848
Giada would be hotter if she had a cock and really low hanging balls.

>> No.11554372

>>11551848
she's too thin for me. I'm a pretty strong guy naturally; I'd break her spine if we banged

>> No.11554411

>>11551852
I want her to shit in my asshole

>> No.11554428
File: 371 KB, 3200x1680, 635646075737824560-GTY-kfc-chicken-kab-150413-16x9-992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11554428

>>11554411
Imagine feeding her a huge KFC bucket of chicken, several laxatives, a roofie and some viagra then sealing your mouth over her balloon knot and playing the cheeky waiting game.

>> No.11554430

>>11554372
I'd pay to see that.

>> No.11555086

>>11551848
>Laurentiis
Laurentitties

>> No.11555194

>>11551848
She looks like she's really ticklish. I wanna give her the big gigs.

>> No.11555225

>>11551848
reminder that she was molested by her dad and she loved it.

read her book

>> No.11555232

>>11551928
based revealing the truth behind giada "uncanny valley" delaurentis

>> No.11555234

>>11553046
It's well known on the Food Television scene that Giada is THE blowjob queen.

>> No.11555803
File: 7 KB, 125x136, 1385705759669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11555803

>>11554428
>and some viagra
lad where are you going with this

>> No.11556058

>>11554000
Bobby flay's daughter is pretty cute. she's 23, just graduated from USC. she's got a pretty big following on insta

>> No.11556293

>>11552531
She has a nose like a pelican with dwarfism

>> No.11556317

>>11556293
kek

>> No.11556395
File: 91 KB, 1160x1012, OP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11556395

>>11551848
>ITT virgin beta-orbiters fawning over some random old hag on a cooking board because they were raised by some whore of a single mother to be a submissive mewing eunuch that all women will detest, manipulate, and exploit.

>> No.11556409

>>11552321
8th grade - the post

>> No.11556431

>>11551848
>tfw have bigger tits and am a better cook
feels good man

>> No.11556453

>>11556431
Prove it.

>> No.11556980

>>11551928
idk, that sounds like fan fiction bs to me

the reason why she looks a little weird is because she has a "lollipop head", in other words, her head is disproportionately larger than her body.

>> No.11557040
File: 163 KB, 326x301, g.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11557040

>> No.11557571

>>11556395
Hardly anyone is saying she perfect, you sperg. Seems like it's a good mix of opinions on her, if you'd care to read the thread. Also, it's mewling.

>> No.11557593

>>11551848
I hate how she pronounces certain words how they are supposed to be. Even if it's proper, it comes off as arrogant and I have always hated her for doing it. Both my grandmother and grandfather are from Italy, so it sounds natural when they do it, but when she does it, she sounds like a cunt.

>> No.11557647

>>11557593
It's like that 'fresh tortillas' bitch.

>> No.11557656

I once worked with a girl who said Giada was her favorite TV chef. She was even dumber than celebrity "chef" Giada.

>> No.11557706

>>11557593
What do you expect? She's just an attention whoring slag and they always attempt to talk with some kind of affected accent to garner even more attention.

>> No.11558726

>>11554411
Your post number is four doubles. Good job

>> No.11559121

The recipes from her first show are good