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Who makes the best bread in the world and why is it Uzbeks?

>> No.11546538

>>11546485
>why?

1. Good weather to maintain yeast growth
2. Efficient tandoori style oven
3. Hole in the middle on loaves of bread for better baking

>> No.11546542

>>11546538
No one asked why though

>> No.11546578

>>11546542
>why is it Uzbeks

I know, reading one whole sentence is hard.

>> No.11546598
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>>11546542
>No one asked
>"why is it Uzbeks?"
How did you manage to pass 2nd grade? Does your mom give good head?

>> No.11546624

>>11546485
Wow, I was literally thinking about thjs question 3 days ago and I also decided on the Uzbeks. A lepyoshka fresh out of the tandoor is literally the best bread in the world, and the uzbeks do jt better than any other central asian country

>> No.11546631

>>11546542
ah, yes. the "i'm legitimately retarded" bait. i am familiar with this tactic.

>> No.11546649
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The flatbread made by tajiks, kazakhs and kyrgyz is essentially the same. Central asian bread making is just top notch, I wish I had this kind of bread around here ;_;

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imagine eating crappy loafers of bread
this post was graciously offered by Altamura gang

>> No.11546671

>wood smoke infused cancer bread
no thanks.

>> No.11546921

>>11546671
>bread baked in woodfired ovens causes cancer
>all bread until the mid 20th century was baked in woodfired ovens and cancer rates were much lower
Really makes you think!

>> No.11546935

>>11546664
Salentino schifoso

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>>11546485
Swedish crispbread best bread.

>> No.11546974
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11546974

Imagine belonging to such a failed culture that you don't actually rise your bread properly lol, you just take a mash of grain let it sit out until it rots and ferments and then bake it and you call it culture lol.


I'm going to throw flatbreads right into the same vein as any culture that doesn't appreciate dogs is a failed culture, among nigger tier.

>> No.11547010

>>11546921
>and cancer rates were much lower
Because people died of other things before the cancer got 'em.

>>Really makes you think
It does?

>> No.11547120

>>11547010
>people died of other things before the cancer got 'em
Yeah that's kind of the meaning of cancer rates being much lower unless you're implying people didn't live as long because that's false. Life expectancies in the past were lower due to high rates of infant mortality. People who made it past 30 lived just as long as today.

>> No.11547136

>>11547120
Not just as long as today, once you made it to 20 your life expectancy was still 65-70 or so, a good 15-20 years shorter than now. Even then, most of that 10-15 years we gained from germ theory and basic sanitation, it's not even until recently that we could reliably fight cancer.

>> No.11547146

>>11547120
>Life expectancies in the past were lower due to high rates of infant mortality.
That's certainly a big factor, but it's not the only one.

There are countless diseases or conditions that would have been a death sentence even as recent as 100 years ago, yet today we can treat with no problem.

>> No.11547203

>>11547136
>65-70 or so, a good 15-20 years shorter than now.
US avg is @ 78 (actually declined the last 2 years) so it wasn't that much longer.

>> No.11548297

>>11546974

only tastelets consider personal tastes objective

>> No.11548319

>>11546485
looks like a slop o' shit

>> No.11549520

>>11546664
pane veramente merdoso

>> No.11550181

>>11546974
Uzbek Non is not flatbread sir

>> No.11551240

>>11546485

I heard somewhere that Timur (the local genocidal idol who built awesome shit in the area) used to have bread beeing brought to him personally from Bukhara wherever he was massmurdering/pillaging, even thousands of km away. If the bread wasnt good enough he'd have the baker executed. Too lazy to factcheck though.

>> No.11551261

>>11546649
Looks real nice

>> No.11551307

>>11546542
Holy shit kill yourself