/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11546145]

Industry thread
My opening dishwasher got busted selling meth again edition

[Anonymous No.11548040]

I got fired for spitting in the fryer
Interview for taco deli in 4 days wish me luck

[Anonymous No.11548044]

>>11548040
Why spit in a fryer?
Doesn't that meat not oil flying in your face?

[Anonymous No.11548054]

>got promoted to ballwasher

[Anonymous No.11548056]

>>11546145
Was he selling to the cooks? Also my cousin just recently went out with the crew from the restaurant and just found out they're all speed freaks and that a dishy in the back was the dealer. She's telling me all this like its a revelation I told her its just a kitchen at a mid tier chain restaurant anywhere, USA. Bless her naive heart.

[Anonymous No.11548058]

I'm so fucking glad i no longer work in the food service (or any kind of customer service) industry anymore.

[Anonymous No.11548076]

>>11548044
Beacuse my fucking nigger boss pissed me off

[Anonymous No.11548102]

>>11548044
it's a fryer not a flyer

[Anonymous No.11548112]

>>11548076
fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.11548260]

>>11548112
*ting ting ting ting*
BASED

[Anonymous No.11548386]

>>11548260
this but ironically

[Anonymous No.11548975]

>>11546145
One time, these c words for my order wrong three times in a row. I’ve never wanted to hurl a McGriddle from the counter into the fryer so bad. But there’s cameras.

[Anonymous No.11549242]

Who else /grabbingthetabletandtakingordersatthedrivethrueverychancetheyget/ here? It’s so comfy.
- no stress
- go outside with your little water cup
- get to wear the yellow vest

[Anonymous No.11549287]

>>11549242
>Who else /living off a low wage job in parents basement here?/
Not me.

[Anonymous No.11549343]

>work at a tea cafe
>brew large pots of tea and pour it into cups
>$13.5/hr plus tippies plus take shit tons of tea home (have enough to last me every day for roughly two years)
>top-tier qt asian manager with slight accent as well as friendly coworkers
>"wow anon!!!!!! you're so good at this!!!!!!!! im thinking about making you a manager soon :):):)"

Why is life so good anons?

[Anonymous No.11549353]

>>11549343
cringe

[Anonymous No.11549458]

>>11549343
I'm with you
>work at a yuppie wino restaurant
>peddle wine to upper middle class white women at 400-500% markup
>describe wine with phrases like "fruit forward" "minerality" "old vine flavors" "French oak" even if it doesn't fit, these people don't hardly know red from white and don't know what they like, I recommend the same four wines to everyone
>constantly thanked for my expert recommendation
>money basically thrown at me for nearly no work at all
>eat bougie food at 50% discount every day
I work 3 days/week and make about $400.

[Anonymous No.11549475]

>>11549458
>I work 3 days/week and make about $400.
>Makes about $1600 a month
Fucking Christ anon, do you have no ambition?

[Anonymous No.11549531]

>>11549475
I have two jobs, but the other one is working from home making a little less money. Still, I very much value my free time so I can pursue projects. My life is pretty stress-free atm.

[Anonymous No.11549814]

>>11549475
who needs ambition? usually it just means working until you drop dead

[Anonymous No.11549826]

>work at university dining hall
>students paid the same as front house employees
>90% of the students are braindead
why the fuck would they choose to work here?

[Anonymous No.11549830]

>>11549475
Lol

[Anonymous No.11549869]

>>11549830
>Lol
it's not a word, why do you capitalize it like that?
for fucks /ck/ i expect better of you

[Anonymous No.11549887]

>>11549458
I make your week's earnings by lunch every day. Why do you not want better for yourself?

[Anonymous No.11549910]

>>11548056
>cousin
cute? pics? incest story?

[Anonymous No.11549926]

>work in upper middle class area
>constantly have to deal with old white moms who think you're beneath them

[Anonymous No.11549950]

>>11548112
Why is this stickied??

[Anonymous No.11549983]

>>11549950
huh?

[Anonymous No.11550013]

>>11549926
You are.

[Anonymous No.11551507]

>>11549887
If you're so successful, why are you still reduced to bragging about your life to a bunch of kids on a PG-rated grilled cheese discussion forum?

[Anonymous No.11551607]

>>11549926
You aren't

[Anonymous No.11551664]

>>11549926
>the loser working at fast food thinks he's somehow not lower than dirt

you are literally at the lowest spot on the economic totem pole, of course they look down on you, garbage men are higher up than you.

[Anonymous No.11551861]

>>11548260
>>11548102

[Anonymous No.11551875]

>>11549826
Students are offered better chances at admission if they agree to work there.

[Anonymous No.11551911]

>>11551507
>success and avidly browsing an Egyptian number collecting site are mutually exclusive
Maybe I have nothing better to do as I'm waiting between patients. Maybe I'm just a shitposting cross-board neet faggot. Maybe I truly want betterment for all of humanity and the anonymity helps my message hold its validity. Point is, there is no reduction of my character, it's a passtime.

[Anonymous No.11551934]

>>11551875
>We make you work washing dishes so that when you graduate with a useless degree at least you can continue washing dishes

Seems kind of forward thinking for them to look out for you retards

[Anonymous No.11551957]

>>11548040
You don’t even deserve that taco job either

[Anonymous No.11552693]

>>11549910
lmao

>>11549814
No the point is to save money so you can afford to retire. If you work small jobs and make just enough to afford the basics and don't really save much over the years, THAT'S how you work until you drop dead.

[Anonymous No.11552719]

>>11552693
>No the point is to save money so you can afford to retire
You naive fuck, no one is retiring and your savings will be redistributed among the proletariat once whites are no longer the majority, you're planning for a future that will not exist

[Anonymous No.11552744]

>>11548076
Why take out your frustrations on folks who had nothing to do with this situation? Why not key his car? Or slash his tires?

[Anonymous No.11552762]

>>11552719
I guess that's one possible future, but in that possible future we're all fucked, whereas in the many other more likely possible futures, retirement savings aren't plundered and I can retire. So I'm going to plan for that, because if I'm right then I can retire, and if I'm wrong then I'm in the same situation anyway.

[Anonymous No.11552928]

Anyone else getting worse at their job because you have no reason to excel?

[Anonymous No.11552940]

>>11552928
>be pretty decent at job
>have vyvanse that keeps me rolling all day long
>work in rural area so not much elite and brilliant coworkers to be compared against, so can slouch off a bit
It's pretty comfy desu. I can fire at the hip all day long and not spend much time trying too much.

[Anonymous No.11553075]

>>11551875
Public schools don't reject people.