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Drinking piss.
Any anons here like to consume it? It is delicious when it is hot and fresh. Usually I drink my own, but I have drank some from a dominatrix before, both from a fancy wine glass and pissed directly into my mouth.
Would you try piss? Have you tried it? How do you like it?

>> No.11542449

I love to do it, but I've only found one girl who would indulge me

same with getting farted on in the face. sometimes I'll get girls drink on beer because it makes them fart in their sleep and once they fall asleep I'll move my head down to their ass and start jacking off

>> No.11542454

how do i delete somebody elses thread? Do not sniff girls farts in their sleeps

>> No.11542468

>>11542449
Heston-style flavoured air, you say?
>>11542454
And you call yourself a foodie?

>> No.11542473

>>11542454
I sniffed a girl's butthole about a month ago after seeing all the BRAP memes and it smelled so bad I think I'm gay now.
Help.

>> No.11542476

>>11542425

Beer tastes awful so I tend to avoid it.

>> No.11542478

>>11542476
OP here - although I love piss, I really, really hate beer. I think it tastes foul desu.

>> No.11542480

>>11542476
Yeah! Cigarettes too!

Too icky for us young people

>> No.11542486

>>11542473
idk what you were expecting. she shits outta there
>>11542468
how the fuck you eat farts? farts are not food. plus itd be embarrassing as fuck to not only fart in your sleep but have someone ACTIVELY WHIFFING IT. personally id commit the sudoku

>> No.11542492

>>11542486
How would you know that someone is whiffing your farts while you are sleeping?

>> No.11542493

>>11542492
its my 6th sense

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>>11542486
I guess I didn't expect it to be so soul-crushingly abhorrent. In the days afterwards it was all I could think about when talking to her, and I ended up distancing myself as fast as possible and I'm pretty sure she knows why. I honestly haven't had any interest in her or any other women since it happened.

>> No.11542506

>>11542504
Tbh, do you even give girls rimjobs? It's nice man

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>>11542504
This is what happens when you actually fall for 4chan memes. NEVER DO THIS.

>> No.11542512

>>11542504
I eat tons of ass. was she just not properly bathed? had you come back from a night of heavy activity? had she recently shit?

it's pretty rare for a butt to stink that badly in my experience

>> No.11542517

>>11542506
No, never.
>>11542512
We were on a weekend camping trip in Tennessee. This was in July.

>> No.11542521

>>11542504
i feel you anon. she should have washed her asshole better for you if she knew your face was gonna be down there. how long has it been? she might have wiped by now desu

>> No.11542524

>>11542517
that would explain it then. she probably shit and the shit she didn't get off work toilet paper got smeared with the sweat

sounds pretty good to me desu, but I can see we have very different tastes

>> No.11542527

>>11542454
What are you a cop?

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when did this turn into ass eaters anonymous? post spideys

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>>11542478

>> No.11542539

>>11542534
>dumb thread
Well excuse me for wanting to discuss food in a food forum

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>>11542539

>> No.11542544

I drank urine for a few weeks every morning (pissed into a beerglass and drank it before meditating).
After a couple of days it felt completely natural and felt really zen about it, but then one evening I went to a party and ate junkfood, which made my urine taste like classic piss (as in, yeasty and disgusting) and it soured the whole practice for me.

If you keep a healthy diet, exercise and drink water your urine tastes neutral, verging on good if you cool it, but a shitty diet and low intake of water is what makes it disgusting.

>> No.11542546

>>11542544
But, why?

>> No.11542548

>>11542473
Luckily my first experience of a girl's butt was alright. We played doctor and patient and I stuck a thermometer in there.