/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11540616]

What do poor people eat?

>inb4 nothing

[Anonymous No.11540621]

What's the Metallica of foods?

[Anonymous No.11540626]

mostly beef ravioli. i just bought a ton of cans on sale and donated them to look good in front of my boss.

[Anonymous No.11540633]

>>11540626
Mmmm, BEEFY!

[Anonymous No.11540644]

>>11540616
The dented cans

[Anonymous No.11540646]

>>11540616
Garbage

[Anonymous No.11540659]

>>11540616
Reasonable poor people subsist off rice, beans, cheap bread, peanut butter/jelly, and maybe some milk +/- discounted (possibly canned or frozen) produce. When they eat out, it's the McChicken, BK 10pc, or a Costco dog (you don't need to be a member).

Unreasonable poor people eat out all the time and buy overpriced garbage. They also buy overpriced junk at grocery stores too. Some sell their food stamps for gambling/drug/liquor money.

[Anonymous No.11540667]

>>11540621
Prunes
>Old
>Have never been cool or trendy
>Completely inoffensive
>Most people know what they are/have heard of them but don't care enough to know why
>Are correctly associated with feces

[Anonymous No.11540674]

>>11540616
each other

[Anonymous No.11540677]

>>11540667
/thread

[Anonymous No.11540682]

>>11540646
Is this a clip from the latest night of the living dead?

[Anonymous No.11540690]

>>11540667
You FUK! Your mother sucks me.

[Anonymous No.11540691]

>>11540626
thanks bro

[Anonymous No.11540693]

Mac Donalds

[Anonymous No.11540708]

>>11540667
>>Have never been cool or trendy
they were the thing back in the late 80's early 90's
>completely inoffensive
back in those days people weren't competing as to who could be the most offensive

I don't even listen to their music but you seem to be judging them from this current year rather than when they were at their prime.

[Anonymous No.11540713]

>>11540708
they were the biggest whiners during the napster days and all their music sounds the same

[Anonymous No.11540721]

>>11540646
I thought whales eat plankton

[Anonymous No.11540728]

>>11540708
Even in their prime the only thing decent about them was the bassist that died. There is a good reason the fans of Metallica and people who play Yu-Gi-Oh cards at the mall have such a massive overlap

[Anonymous No.11540733]

>>11540728
What a dumbass, probably listens to modern butt metal or alternative rock lol. Nice hairdo man, totally cool to have one eye covered that way....

[Anonymous No.11540754]

Pasta and pesto. I think I somehow gave myself celiac disease since whenever I eat it intestines feel like they’re being stabbed.

[Anonymous No.11540964]

>>11540667
Not bad kid, you may make it around here yet

[Anonymous No.11541120]

>>11540667
*james hetfield spits on your grave*

[Anonymous No.11541278]

i would call it poor, perhaps unfortunate, but they can be seen as my sapphic fart sucking slaves.
if you live in a sizable city like Cologne or Atlanta, there's a very large chance you've crossed a member of my order before

oh relax, there's nothing to be afraid of...this happens to a lot of people and you were kind of foolish to put yourself in an elevator with me, i mean it almost seems like youre asking for it

lets get this over with, shall we darling? Let me just bend over here and

>BRRRAAAAAPPPP

a hot, wet gust rips forth from my asshole and fills the room to the brim in a miasma of funk. You gasp in surprise but this only hastens your demise. you don't even see yourself slurping the air, slack jawed and droopy eyed, and means my gas is achieving its desired effect. youre mine now pet, theres no going back and you know it

[Anonymous No.11541512]

>>11540667
This. >>11540708

You colossal faggot, valuing things based on how offensive they are.

A U T I S M

[Anonymous No.11542289]

>>11540616
Cheapest you can get is when you prepare it yourself.

- rice
- cheaper parts of chicken
- 1 onion/pepper


enjoy 2$ per serving

[Anonymous No.11542295]

>>11540616
Rice and beans, Eggs and potato, chicken and veg soup. Bar-S hotdogs

[Anonymous No.11542363]

>>11540616
bark

[Anonymous No.11542378]

>>11540721
whales eat krill

[Anonymous No.11542381]

>>11540667
today they're pretty cringe but what I'd give to be alive and at this show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujwiWjJLwBg

they were pretty amazing pre black album

[Anonymous No.11542391]

>>11540616
Well, I work in a Krispy Kreme, so I eat shitloads of doughnuts for nothing. However, I cannot afford dental care, so this is not sustainable in the long term.
Beans, peas, tinned of course are the usual for my lunch. Slice of toast in the morning.

[Anonymous No.11542403]

>>11540616
Pretty much what >>11540659 said. Aldi's is pretty dope.

[Anonymous No.11544180]

>$9 mince
>$1 pasta
>$2 sauce
>hope you got some spice n shit layin around
feed myself for 4-7 days depending on how much I need to stretch the mince out
water for breakfast
water and apple/carrot for lunch if i'm feeling rich
you don't need to eat as much when you sit on your ass all day

[Anonymous No.11544190]

>>11540682
holy kek
they actually do fucking shamble

[Anonymous No.11544248]

>eggs
>any type of potatoes
>swiss miss hot chocolate
>foodstamp people buy Arizona, riceroni and hamburger helper a lot
>discounted food at grocery stores or handouts, like asking for the food that’s going to get tossed when the college kitchen closes

Also during the summer a lot of people grow their own vegetables. I get bags of tomatoes and squash from customers at work who just don’t want them

[Anonymous No.11544357]

>>11540690
>>11540733
>>11541120
>>11542381
Slayer always has and always will be better than Metallica.

[Anonymous No.11544379]

>>11541278
I feel like I've read this before and it was probably on /mlp/

[Anonymous No.11544547]

>>11540667
[this triggers the boomer]

[Anonymous No.11544611]

>>11540616
At my poorest, breakfast was homemade bread with schmaltz and vegemite, and lunch and dinner was bean-based curry (with trace amounts of chicken) and rice. Every fucking day, shit's depressing.

[Anonymous No.11544638]

>>11540659
This is pretty much correct. Today I ate:

Breakfast
>Black coffee
>2 slices of bread (home-made), with a spread of creamed butter & sugar

Lunch
>Borsch with sour cream
>1 slice of buttered bread
>Tea with lemon

Dinner
>Borsch with sour cream
>1 slice of buttered bread
>Tea with lemon
>Smoked sprats with mayonnaise

Price of groceries this week: $8.71 CAD ($6.56 USD)

[Anonymous No.11544639]

>>11542381
That's white trash as fuck and awesome at the same time.

[Anonymous No.11544688]

>>11540616
Mulligan stew.

[Anonymous No.11544894]

>>11544357
Slayer fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.11544912]

>>11544638
>Borsch
ew

[Anonymous No.11544920]

>>11541278
>>11544379
https://pastebin.com/p6QNmX6R

[Anonymous No.11545037]

>>11540616
Spic here living with parents working minimum wage: it's really not as bad as people make it out to be. Typical menu:

Breakfast: coffee and bread for the weekdays and on the weekends we also make fried eggs/plantains/beans with cream

Lunch (only weekends since both work and my 2 siblings go to HS): beef stew with corn tortilla and mexican rice, red bean soup with corn tortilla and hard salvadorean cheese, beef/seafood soup with corn tortilla

Dinner: seared chicken/steak with caramelized onions with corn tortillas + mexican rice, spaghetti with meat sauce with toasted french bread, fried tilapia/shrimp with mexican rice and corn tortillas

On average our budget hovers around $600/month but it feeds a family of 5 including myself. My parents usually cook too much for dinner so they can eat it later for lunch at their jobs the next day. On special occasions like new years we'll grill steaks/chicken/chorizos + mexican rice and corn tortillas. I'm in college so I mostly only see my family on the weekends since I study full time and work part time. It can get boring after a while but I take great pride we haven't completely fallen apart yet as a family.

[Anonymous No.11545143]

>>11545037
Adding to this: you should all try to get some corn tortillas into your diet. They're extremely cheap and easy to make, you feel fuller which helps you slim down a little, and in a very tight pinch can keep you alive for a very long time if you eat them with eggs/chicken since they have protein as well. A bag of maseca is like $3 and makes us around 50 chunky tortillas for us so it's like 6 cents per tortilla. Only caveat is these things stick very easily to stainless steel or cast iron cookware, we've only been able to tame them on non-stick double burner griddles using medium heat (we cook eggs and meats here too).

[Anonymous No.11545158]

>>11540621
vienna sausages

[Anonymous No.11545162]

>>11544894
slayer is excellent faggot

[Anonymous No.11545243]

>>11545162
Undisputed Attitude was their only good album.

[Anonymous No.11545245]

>>11540616
Homeless people might actually be spending more money than poor people that still have a roof over their head. The latter presumably has a kitchen while the former doesn't even have that.
I thought about this because I literally just fed a hobo the other night. Got him a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter. Came to around $5 for however many servings of what is essentially urban survival food.

[Anonymous No.11545253]

>>11540616
Their own saliva

[Anonymous No.11545321]

>>11540616

Breakfast: nothing, maybe a pasty
Lunch: nothing
Dinner: usually some processed garbage thats on sale.

I eat when i starve, not out of routine.

[Anonymous No.11545329]

>>11545321
You actually have it far worse than the spic but only because you're stupid. Wow.

[Anonymous No.11545333]

>>11545243
im thinking more, or less reign in blood, or show no mercy

[Anonymous No.11545334]

>>11541512
???? reading comprehension you mega idiot

[Anonymous No.11545338]

>>11544912
k y s

[Anonymous No.11545340]

>>11545329
How so?

[Anonymous No.11545345]

>>11540621
sip *ahhhhhhh* now there's a band

[Anonymous No.11545357]

>>11545340
>most likely have some form of malnutrition
>eating mystery meat
>can spend 10 minutes cooking something cheaper way healthier but choose not to

[Anonymous No.11545378]

>>11545357
5 that can last almost a week cheap?

[Anonymous No.11545390]

>>11545378
rice, beans, eggs, chicken bought in bulk would average about that.

[Anonymous No.11545396]

>>11545390
First three likely but not the meat. Shit's too expensive.

[Anonymous No.11545417]

>>11545396
Costco sells chicken drumsticks and thighs for $1/pound and most grocery stores for about the same price too. A $10 pack would last you the entire month if you ate it along with a heaping serving of rice or beans.

[Anonymous No.11545420]

Rice + eggs + tempeh

[Anonymous No.11545424]

>>11545420
>eggs
>tempeh
hypocrite

[Anonymous No.11545433]

>>11545417
Britbong. Food, meat in particular is more expensive.

[Anonymous No.11545444]

>>11545433
You sure you've never seen chicken drumsticks for around our price at something like tesco? Chickens are massively inexpensive to raise.

[Anonymous No.11545453]

>>11545424
Why? You think only vegan can eat tempeh?

[Anonymous No.11545455]

>>11545444
Cheapest i usually find are 1.66.

[Anonymous No.11545457]

>>11540659
Rice-A-Roni is vastly underrated. Do you have any idea how powerful the emulsifiers in the boxes with flavors involving cheese are? You can put heaping handfuls of actual cheese into that stuff, and it will smoothly blend.

[Anonymous No.11545460]

>>11545455
per kg?

[Anonymous No.11545479]

It's ok lad, you don't have to answer. We all make mistakes. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.11545485]

>>11545460
Yes. I assumed you didnt mean 1$ per pound for some reason.