/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11535587]

I work at Dominos, AMA

[Anonymous No.11535589]

>>11535587
Why is brooklyn style the only decent choice

[Anonymous No.11535593]

>>11535587
Where do you work?

[Anonymous No.11535594]

>>11535587
Is your mom hot?

[Anonymous No.11535595]

>>11535587
Is there a military discount?

[Anonymous No.11535596]

>>11535587
Why does your pizza give me vomiting and explosive diarrhea bordering on food poisoning every time even when I wasn't drinking? Also what's that foul powdery salt on the crust?

[Anonymous No.11535597]

>>11535587
how do i get free pizza

[Anonymous No.11535599]

what is the phone number of your store?

[Anonymous No.11535600]

>>11535587
did you ever get to meet Domino?

[Anonymous No.11535601]

>>11535587
Why do they cut the thin crust pizzas into little squares instead of normal triangle shaped slices?
Also, how do they update that pizza tracker? Do you have to hit a button or something when you start/finish each stage of the order?

[Anonymous No.11535604]

>>11535587
is your name Shawn and did you fuck up that guy's order?

[Anonymous No.11535607]

>>11535587
What are the most fresh/least fresh ingredients you guys use?

[Anonymous No.11535610]

>>11535587
Have you ever seen anyone do anything gross to someone's food because they were being a rude costumer or in general?

[Anonymous No.11535613]

>>11535587
Got any connections/insight on corporate? I'm trying for a summer internship there.

[Anonymous No.11535616]

And OP was never heard from again.

[Anonymous No.11535619]

>>11535587
Are you Shawn? >>11527116

[Anonymous No.11535628]

>>11535589
It's not and it's a bitch to make

>>11535593
At dominos

>>11535594
>>11535595
no

>>11535596
Because you have a weak digestive system and you would have died in the wild

>>11535597
Call and say your order was fucked up, they will give you another pizza but you will be an asshole

>>11535599
911

>>11535601
You can ask for it regular cut, and the tracker is updated when the order is bumped off the computer after it's made. Then it's all automatic by time until the driver clocks it out

>>11535607
nothing is fresh

>>11535610
never, that's niggerish behavior

[Anonymous No.11535638]

>>11535616
Strangely even this anon who pretends to work for dominos gives the same shitty service as the real life dominos do. And their pizzas are trash

[Anonymous No.11535641]

>>11535604
Kek

[Anonymous No.11535655]

>>11535638
>anon who pretends to work for dominos
its not like its a hard position to obtain why would anyone need to do that?

[Anonymous No.11535657]

>>11535628
>thinks dominoes is found in the wild
Nah dude I eat raw milk and cheese and consume minimally processed food most of the time but whenever I'm at a friend's place and they order it that's what gives me issues. There's definitely some weird fucked up preservatives in that shit. You still didn't tell me what that nasty crust powder was either so I'm honing in on that being a likely culprit. Mom and pop places never have that stuff and they don't make me sick.

[Anonymous No.11535664]

>>11535657
Garlic oil is put on the crust, the "powder" is remnant cornstarch put on the dough to prevent it from sticking. I've never met anyone else with this issue so something's fucked with your body bud

[Anonymous No.11535666]

>>11535657
>He's never heard of the dominos pizza bush that grows dominos pizza fresh in the box for all the wild animals with only the toughest stomachs
also how the hell do you EAT milk? is raw milk that fucking chunky?

[Anonymous No.11535677]

>>11535666
>>11535657

[Anonymous No.11535679]

>>11535664
There's quite a few people in every dominoes thread with the same complaint
>>11535666
I didn't know Satan was an insufferable pedant but I should have guessed

[Anonymous No.11535681]

>>11535587
Whats your Dominos number? I wanna prank call the shit outta your place.

[Anonymous No.11535682]

>>11535679
The only reasonable solution I can think of is that you don't eat a lot of fiber or are on some sort of diabetic medication so oily things go right through you, that or you have an unknown food allergy

[Anonymous No.11535721]

>>11535682
Nah see that's not it at all because when not eating out, which is 90% of the time, I always eat vegetables, legumes, and whole wheat products.

[Anonymous No.11535734]

>>11535587
>>11535628

50% off the next few days. Gonna get 2 pizzas tomorrow after work for drunk food. What's your fav pizza so I can get it tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.11535744]

>>11535677
I always thought pizzas grew under ground.

[Anonymous No.11535815]

Your cinnatwists suck ass

[Anonymous No.11536420]

Is it true that most dominos employees smoke weed/are complete stoners?

[Anonymous No.11536429]

>>11535587
what does ama mean?

[Anonymous No.11537266]

>>11535734
Bacon pineapple with regular sauce, or bacon jalapeno wit garlic parm AND barbecue sauce

[Anonymous No.11537272]

Am I the only guy who orders anchovies

How many anchovy pizzas do you get a day and how do you store them and what brand do you use

[Anonymous No.11537281]

>>11535587
What do you think about this combo, bruh?
I want to make an Italian sub pizza. So here are my toppings. Check it.
Onions
Tomatoes
Provolone
Banana Peppers
Salami
Olives
Finish it with a drizzle of olive oil and vinegar
I'm just trying to make a pizza that reminds me of a great Italian sub.

[Anonymous No.11537286]

>>11535587
do you work at dominoes?

[Anonymous No.11537291]

Where does he work?

[Anonymous No.11537295]

>>11537281
god I would love to smell my exfarts after she ate this

[Anonymous No.11537312]

>>11537272
We don't have anchovies at all, maybe it's just my store

[Anonymous No.11537322]

>>11535587
What does OP do for work?

[Anonymous No.11537390]

>>11535587
Are you satisfied with a $2 tip because that's all I give.

[Anonymous No.11537457]

Do you make fun of people who order pizza from you around once a week?

[Anonymous No.11537692]

How's business been lately? Did Pizza Hut starting that 5 dollar deal kill sales for you guys?

[Anonymous No.11537701]

HOW DO I MAKE A DOMINOS PIZZA ANON?

[Anonymous No.11538157]

>>11535587
Why are the pizzas crusst on the whole pizza feel and taste like it was fried in oil instead of baked?

[Anonymous No.11538201]

>>11535587
they closed the chain in my country a while back because people found some live roaches flourishing at the kitchen.
also, the cooked dough used to be greasy as fuck, in a non-appetizing way.
are those situations common?

[Anonymous No.11538274]

>>11535628
>no military discount

I'm never eating domino's again. Can't support this unpatriotic SJW crap.

[Anonymous No.11538278]

>>11537281
throw some capicola on that

[Anonymous No.11538283]

>>11537701
First step is to fill out an application so you can work there too.

[Anonymous No.11538299]

>>11538283
I used to work at dominoes but when I was putting my dog down my manager tried to get me to come in when I wasn't assigned a shift and got mad when I said I wouldn't come in. I was in a weak emotional state and said fuck you on the phone and quit. But other than that being a driver was lit I got paid to drive around high listening to music.

[Anonymous No.11538312]

>>11538283
The worst part was when I started keeping tracknof who tipped what I realized white people on average over the course of two months tip 4 dollars more than black people. Gender didn't have an affect except black woman drove the black man's tip average down a dollar and 50 cents.
I think nigger women are to blame for the black man's problems.

[Anonymous No.11538328]

>>11538201
Not op but their pizza is greasy as all hell just look at the bottom of the box when it gets to your door and compare it with any other pizza place they all use the same boxes

[Anonymous No.11539135]

how much do you lose on 50% off pizzas?
t. buying a $30 pizza for $15 today

[Anonymous No.11539227]

why is brooklyn style "a bitch to make?"

[Anonymous No.11539241]

>>11535587
>AMA
Fucking redditcancerfaggots can't even figure out what site they're on anymore.

[Anonymous No.11539292]

>>11539241
He's just saying that he works for both Domino's and the American Medical Association.

[Anonymous No.11539315]

>>11535587
Is there really a difference between the extra cheese and the extra extra cheese option? How much difference?

[Anonymous No.11539708]

>>11539315
There is extra, which is 1.5 by weight, and double, is actually double. This works with all toppings except pepperoni, where extra actually means 8 more pieces (there's 30 on a medium, 40 on a large by default). You're charged for two toppings with both, so it's best to just get double instead of extra. Little jewings like this are why domino's doesn't lose too much money with half off pizzas >>11539135

>>11539227
You take a small dough and stretch it to a large size. It rips a lot and makes a super greasy pizza

[Anonymous No.11540106]

Hey lads, I'm this guy >>11535734

I know you care... I ended up just duplicating my last order because I was at work and have a slow phone and had to order it real quick. Got 2 large pizzas. One with mushrooms and green peppers and the other with italian sausage and pepperoni. Pretty solid. I also ordered it at work as a delayed carryout order and My order was ready on time. I ordered it 3 hours prior. I was actually impressed.

Pizza is as expected, but for ~$15, 2 large, 2 topping pizzas is a great deal. Also sipping on Wild Turkey which pairs well. I love you all, have a great night, gentlemen!

[Anonymous No.11540127]

>>11535587
if i bring my own cheese from home to your local store and ask for a veggie pizza with no cheese and use the one I bring you, can you guys use said cheese on a pizza and heat it in on of your own ovens?

Can I buy raw dough from you guys?

[Anonymous No.11541202]

>>11535587
When someone orders a pizza well done how long do you keep it in extra? It never seems enough but I dont wanna be enough of a pain to ask them to put it back in.

[Anonymous No.11541229]

>>11539708
wtf thanks for telling me about the double thing bro, i'll always get double 'ronis from now on
but brooklyn style is objectively the best pizza. just know that when you make it the toil is worthwhile because you're satisfying the cravings of a man with patrician taste.

[Anonymous No.11541233]

>>11535587
What do you make or yourself?

[Anonymous No.11541274]

>>11535587

tell me the truth.

is the Noid real? and if he is, do you avoid him?

[Anonymous No.11542172]

>>11539292
Um. I know the president of this organization...
Are you a legit doctor? I am.

[Anonymous No.11542184]

>>11542172
Tell me about Dr. Harris, why does he wear the mask ?

[Anonymous No.11542214]

>>11542184
I was in ACEP when Steven J. Stack was president. Now, we have a nigger in AMA. I know Stack personally.

[Anonymous No.11542255]

>>11542214
He is a big guy

[Anonymous No.11542256]

>>11540127
Not OP, but I also work at Dominos. No, we can't use your cheese on the pizza, and no, you can't buy our dough.
>>11541202
My store typically puts it back in about 3/4ths of the way through the oven. It's on a conveyor belt sort of thing, like those tortilla machines.
>>11541274
The Noid is a cartoon and I avoid him by living in the current year, where Dominos does not guarantee 30-minute pizzas after half a dozen people literally died because of people driving too fast trying to meet an unreasonable deadline.

[Anonymous No.11542263]

>>11535587
okay dude, you fucking stink!
you stink!
you stink!
YOU STINK!!!

[Anonymous No.11542288]

>>11542255
Nice get. Not really a BIG GUY. Just bald.
Holy fuck, Georgetown grad. How esoteric is this place?

[Anonymous No.11542918]

>>11535587
My favorite order when I'm drunk as fuck is a garlic white sauce pizza with double bacon, nothing else. Is there a better dominoes drunchy option?

[Anonymous No.11542925]

>>11538274
Why do you feel like you're entitled to a discount just for serving

[Anonymous No.11542931]

>>11538157
They use fuck tons of oil. I can't even recycle the boxes because the grease attracts mice and shit so I have to throw it out.

[Anonymous No.11542956]

>>11541202
What pisses me off so much I've just stopped ordering delivery pizza, because it happens everywhere;
>pizza is always fucking underdone, everywhere
>ask for well done
>it arrives cooked perfectly two or three times
>then the extra well just becomes normal undercooked forever more

[Anonymous No.11543252]

>>11535587
Violent diarrhoea after Dominos the night before, what did you do?

[Anonymous No.11543266]

>>11535610
Not OP but I also work at dominos as a CSR.

I've personally never seen it happen except for a few times people dropped food and put it back in the box like nothing happened. We have cameras and managers in the store watching us, so doing that kind of fucked up stuff to people's food is less likely.

However, I can't say the same for drivers. If you are an asshole to them, and they are in a really bad move they will probably be the first ones to do gross shit to your order. They are the only employees who are left completely unsupervised with the customer's food and can do whatever they want during the delivery.

[Anonymous No.11543270]

>>11536420
Yes.
That, or they are huge alcoholics and precription drugs. My manager acts like someone who abuses stimulants like adderall and he's always super anxious, impatient and talks really fast.

[Anonymous No.11543272]

>>11537692
Not at all. We have that deal going on this week that discounts 50% off all online orders.

Its been a complete nightmare.

[Anonymous No.11543312]

Managed a dominos for three years here's some useless info.

Everything but sauce and mushrooms come in frozen, or in a giant can, even tomatoes.

Sauce sits out at room temp for hours on end and developes a nasty crust that's just mixed back in.

Theres a blacklist for ass hat customers, yes we save notes in the computer on people who dont tip or complain about stupid shit.

Bread sticks and the like are just half a medium dough with trans fat buttery goo on it and then dusted with garlic seasoning.

Deep dish is just a pre made pizza crust.

On the topping line it's made over grates where toppings can fall through into a removable trough like thing. Every now and then the toppings are picked out by hand and thrown back into their respective receptacles.

It was an ok job.

[Anonymous No.11543337]

>>11535587
Do they make you run the pizzas out the door to your car or was that only the franchise I worked for?

[Anonymous No.11543346]

>>11543312
>Everything but sauce and mushrooms come in frozen, or in a giant can,

Even the cheese?

[Anonymous No.11543353]

>>11543346
Yes, especially the cheese.
It's tedious as fuck. Sometimes we don't even bother and just throw it all away unless the managers complain about it.

[Anonymous No.11543368]

>>11543312
>Deep dish is just a pre made pizza crust.
not any more, now it's pan dough which we stretch out every time. The same dough used in bread twists and parm bites
>Theres a blacklist for ass hat customers, yes we save notes in the computer on people who dont tip or complain about stupid shit.
my store doesn't really have the time to do all that

[Anonymous No.11543410]

>>11543312
My dominos has a card reader that asks me if I want to tip, but since I'm getting the pizza myself, I see no reason to tip. Is that enough reason for employees to fuck with my food?

[Anonymous No.11543624]

>>11543410
>Is that enough reason for employees to fuck with my food?
Maybe, but not usually.
Also, just an fyi, leave a squiggle line on the "Tip" part of your receipt just so you wont get scammed out of extra money by some scum driver.

Had one guy get caught turning a 1.00$ tip into 7.00$ because the idiot forgot to also change the total of the order so that it would add up.
Not sure what happened to him afterwards but the managers chewed him for it once they found out after cataloging the receipts for the day. I don't think he got fired though.

[Anonymous No.11543730]

>>11543624
>1.00$ tip
Who the fuck would only tip the driver $1? I always give the driver 5 or 6 bucks.

[Anonymous No.11544156]

>>11543410
No. Only like 5-10% of inside customers tip, it's the expectation. Tips when you pick it up go to the people working the line, but they make more by default and aren't hauling their cars all over creation for you. So it works out.

[Anonymous No.11544266]

>>11537272
Not OP but my store would get 1 every couple days. They come in little sardine tins. Interestingly enough that makes them the only topping we're allowed to send on the side raw (Domino's has a touch and go relationship with food handling so only prepackaged or cooked items are allowed out those ebony doors)

[Anonymous No.11544275]

why do u work at dominos lol

[Anonymous No.11544341]

>>11535587
how come when i eat dominos sober i wake up feeling and looking hungover

[Anonymous No.11544508]

>>11544341
Sodium and preservatives.

[Anonymous No.11544539]

>>11535587
When's the last time you (or anyone else) cleaned the equipment

[Anonymous No.11544549]

>>11535587
do you like being choke by mexican boys while you masturbate in the shower?

[Anonymous No.11544554]

>>11535587
Why do people who work in fast food think that is an interesting fact to others?

[Anonymous No.11544568]

>>11535587
why is pizza hut better?

[Anonymous No.11544576]

how often do u change ur meats

[Anonymous No.11544584]

>>11537291
He can't give out no intfermashun.

[Anonymous No.11544603]

>>11535664
Domino's gives me VIOLENT, painful shits the next morning. Normal pizza doesn't do that to me.

[Anonymous No.11544643]

>>11535587
Where is the location of the Domino's that you work at?

[Anonymous No.11545662]

>>11540106
Thanks for the update

[Anonymous No.11545679]

how big is your cock?

[Anonymous No.11545849]

>>11535587
Why is your chicken alfredo such fucking garbage?

[Anonymous No.11545865]

Dominos always gives me violent horrific shits

[Anonymous No.11545930]

why did you run over my dog?

[Anonymous No.11546402]

>>11542288
Some weird things happens sometimes. Feel like twin peaks.

[Anonymous No.11546703]

>>11545662
Hey man, you're welcome. I just finished them last night. Was hungover as shit and ate like a slop last night. Trying this air fryer out that someone gave me and it's surprisingly good for reheating pizza.

Will report back later today or tomorrow on how my bowels are doing.