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Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:41:58 2018 No.11532308 [Reply] [Original]

My daughter asked me "If planting apple seeds can make apples grow, can planting gummy bears make BEARS grow?"

What should I answer to her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:43:13 2018 No.11532314 >>11532308 "don't be a dumbass"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:43:23 2018 No.11532315 >>11532308 "no"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:43:29 2018 No.11532316 apples are plants so they go in the ground bears are animals so they go in your hoo-hoo chute

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:43:53 2018 No.11532318 File: 3.00 MB, 600x338, fuck off.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11532308

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:43:57 2018 No.11532321 Idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:44:08 2018 No.11532323 >could have just said "yes" and given your daughter a cute memory to look back on when she gets older >ruin the moment instead by posting about it on /ck/ shitty parent

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:44:34 2018 No.11532325 Plant a gummy bear with her then a few weeks later wrap a teddy bear in a lettuce head and show her, feed the childhood wonder OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:45:19 2018 No.11532331 >>11532308 Gummy bears are for feeding, not for seeding.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:45:51 2018 No.11532333 >>11532308 Explain to her that gummy mammals have to be inseminated to procreate and make her swallow them and your cum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:45:54 2018 No.11532334 >>11532318 what anime is that from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:45:58 2018 No.11532336 >>11532308 you could explain to her how plants are alive, and how it's actually murder to eat fruits and vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:46:15 2018 No.11532339 >>11532336 shut up hippie

Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:46:54 2018 No.11532344

You tell her that gelatin, which is what is used to make the gummy bears, is extracted from living cattle's toes at great pain to them. But it's ok, because hurting animals in order to eat parts of them is fine, according to carnivores. Or, you could just tell her to stop eating that shit and go vegan, like Jesus would want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:47:28 2018 No.11532349 >>11532344 shut up hippie

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:49:22 2018 No.11532360 >>11532334 Yozakura Quartet. It's pretty meh, desu.

Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:50:48 2018 No.11532367
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Show her this and order one of those giant gummy bears to give to her. She'll believe it and tell her friends and they'll argue with her and make fun of her and think she's stupid and she'll be so frustrated and cry hot tears it will be hilarious. Even better when she finds out the truth and feels so betrayed by you and develops trust issues I can't wait this is going to be awesome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:54:58 2018 No.11532394 File: 12 KB, 306x266, 1529069894492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11532308

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:58:15 2018 No.11532408 File: 176 KB, 450x600, lucy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11532339 w-what what do hippies eat then?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:58:36 2018 No.11532410 >>11532331 Shut up Sneed

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:59:02 2018 No.11532413 >>11532408 smegma and dirt

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 22:59:52 2018 No.11532414 >>11532344 You don't deserve your dubs, or oxygen in general

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:09:22 2018 No.11532448 >>11532414 Jesus disapproves this message. Go vegan. NOW.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:10:20 2018 No.11532452 >>11532360 So it’s just like every other anime?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:10:51 2018 No.11532455 >>11532344 Don't use Jesus to push the vegan agenda.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:10:57 2018 No.11532456 hits pipe

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:12:09 2018 No.11532459 File: 91 KB, 532x698, 1534212148317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11532308 Don't feed her gummy bears.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:12:30 2018 No.11532461 >>11532452 Mediocre shit that lasts one season? Yeah, pretty much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:12:58 2018 No.11532464 >>11532308 >gummy bears >not superior haribo bears You should disown her and put her up for adoption for being such a pleb

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:17:53 2018 No.11532478 Holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:34:09 2018 No.11532551 Americans are truly retarded. Sage

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:34:48 2018 No.11532556 File: 11 KB, 235x265, retard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11532344 >"like Jesus would want"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:47:16 2018 No.11532594 >>11532551 bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:48:44 2018 No.11532598 >>11532464 Haribo fucking sucks now. Enjoy chewing your plastic, pleb

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 23:52:16 2018 No.11532614 File: 641 KB, 876x651, serveimage?url=https:%2F%2Fthemennonite.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F09%2Ffish-feature.jpg&sp=d7a079ffad57b153f18d11558bfdd18d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11532344 >like Jesus would want.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 00:11:04 2018 No.11532679 >>11532594 Sage and kys you'reself

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 00:12:01 2018 No.11532682 >>11532679 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 00:14:01 2018 No.11532692 >>11532682 Get a job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 00:22:01 2018 No.11532715 >>11532692 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 00:23:48 2018 No.11532725 >>11532333 Trips confirm. OP missed his chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 00:29:00 2018 No.11532739 >>11532459 Holy shit, Apples cause more tooth decay than fish cakes? I ate nothing but fish cakes for 3 years my teeth all rotted out of my head wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 01:49:48 2018 No.11532988 >>11532308 >no not exactly >you see the soil has to be the right kind >and the seeds have to be planted at the right time of year, with the right climate follow up with >>11532325

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 04:54:46 2018 No.11533456 File: 42 KB, 135x131, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11532325 Very wholesome

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 05:03:42 2018 No.11533482 >>11532367 >not training your kid to fight from an early age so they can be confident through there childhood and smash the fuck out of anyone who starts shit How does it feel being a pussy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 05:14:01 2018 No.11533506 >>11532308 https://youtu.be/7RJ0sFN90oM?t=11

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 05:30:16 2018 No.11533545 shut the fuck up and eat your gummie bears

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 10:04:25 2018 No.11534136 File: 11 KB, 259x194, images (7).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this a fucking stealth sneed thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 10:33:05 2018 No.11534224 >>11534136 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 10:34:17 2018 No.11534227 >>11532308 Say yes, then go on twitter and pretend she said something bad about Trump

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 10:36:29 2018 No.11534232 >>11534136 all threads are stealth sneed threads look harder

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 16:05:48 2018 No.11535307 >>11534232 If you say so

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 16:07:52 2018 No.11535319 >>11532459 based butter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 16:11:35 2018 No.11535332 File: 594 KB, 624x781, DBZltZB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11534136

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 16:12:37 2018 No.11535333 File: 156 KB, 1176x1394, 1533037971360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 16:13:44 2018 No.11535339 >>11532988 I would instead hide one of those giant vat19 gummy bears in one. Can you imagine her face when she opens it up and sees the huge thing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 16:35:26 2018 No.11535407 SNEED

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 16:40:09 2018 No.11535424 >>11532360 Watch the good one, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 17:47:33 2018 No.11535678 >>11532308 Your daughter's a fuckin moron.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 18:17:33 2018 No.11535766 >>11532739 I think not brushing for 3 years will do that regardless of what you eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 27 19:27:46 2018 No.11535992 >>11532459 >ice cream that low

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