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Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:09:07 2018 No.11527026 [Reply] [Original]

Your new robot wife is here, what does she cook you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:10:35 2018 No.11527032 tendies

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:10:46 2018 No.11527033 >>11527026 Tacos al carbon with rice, beans, and some iced tea

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:14:13 2018 No.11527042 >>11527026 elephant sandwich

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:15:28 2018 No.11527046 >>11527026 i-is that a doll?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:19:52 2018 No.11527066 >>11527026 McChicken sandwich, and keep them coming mechano-bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:21:20 2018 No.11527071 File: 109 KB, 692x510, more_isabelle_farts_by_awfulartistsketch_by_soniclover562-d9l2md9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11527026 Steamed methane.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:23:16 2018 No.11527079 >>11527026 a sledgehammer to the head. I'll be damned before a robot pretends to be human in my presence, let alone my kitchen

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:24:11 2018 No.11527085 >>11527026 Buffalo burger EXTRA juicy please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:25:43 2018 No.11527090 >>11527079 >skynet will remember this

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:29:04 2018 No.11527101 >>11527026 Quesadillas. Lots of quesadillas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:31:24 2018 No.11527108 >>11527026 This thing would be covered in rotten semen cooking everyone here ramen

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:37:03 2018 No.11527129 File: 6 KB, 224x225, 1528516386421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11527101 B-but they're just so cheesy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:38:57 2018 No.11527137 oh crap, my wife is gonna get jealous

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:39:14 2018 No.11527138 >>11527079 t. brotherhood fascist

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:45:03 2018 No.11527166 >>11527129 Exactly. I like cheese. and Mexican food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:51:23 2018 No.11527185 She can cook up a hot loud fart for me to tongue punch out of her arsehole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 19:58:46 2018 No.11527212 File: 32 KB, 464x618, 1537398761848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11527185

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 20:01:09 2018 No.11527226 >>11527046 it is

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 20:01:14 2018 No.11527227 >>11527026 I don’t want a robot waifu. Why are there so many robosexuals on this board?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 20:04:20 2018 No.11527241 File: 257 KB, 970x542, 1541917637303.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11527227 >Why are there so many robosexuals on this board?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 20:33:51 2018 No.11527408 >>11527046 fuck off tumblr

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 21:20:36 2018 No.11527677 >>11527408 No u

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 21:21:11 2018 No.11527680 >>11527026 nothing, i'll be the one in the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 21:21:45 2018 No.11527684 >>11527026 i don't care i just want someone to love me

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 21:22:25 2018 No.11527688 File: 81 KB, 688x960, 1542918037835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11527026 >Trusting a being that lacks the ability to taste anything to cook your food

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 21:24:22 2018 No.11527694 File: 34 KB, 636x705, 16543648395984354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11527680 >Cooking while there is a cooking robot

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 21:25:13 2018 No.11527696 File: 38 KB, 381x388, meatmusic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11527684 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZEnWws8U6w

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 21:26:45 2018 No.11527702 >>11527696 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVsEpRxrVKU

Anonymous Sun Nov 25 21:27:56 2018 No.11527711

>>11527688
yes, do you not see? Only such a creature, unencumbered by preferences and opinions, could possibly capture the essence of true flavor through their neutrality. The robowaifu doesn't have a favorite food, they don't have decades of conditioning or habits influencing them. Just pure chemical analysis.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 21:32:56 2018 No.11527733 File: 182 KB, 1200x1665, 5988994c0751b.image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11527711 >Essence of true flavor

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 21:39:37 2018 No.11527757 >>11527227 >wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 22:06:54 2018 No.11527869 >>11527026 I want her to take a roboshit on my face

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 22:18:12 2018 No.11527911 >>11527046 Doll? I thought that was an actual asian woman. They all look unnatural anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 22:24:00 2018 No.11527932 File: 246 KB, 798x1143, DC_89458943_34589435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11527911 Well dolls are looking more real every day

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 22:32:37 2018 No.11527954 >>11527026 Yikes, could I get a non-gook one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 22:37:51 2018 No.11527970 >>11527932 Until they make a doll that can give good pungent braps I don't want to hear it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 22:47:07 2018 No.11527999 >>11527932 dayummm

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 22:48:15 2018 No.11528004 >>11527129 fuck off ponyfag

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 25 22:49:45 2018 No.11528009 >>11527970 saying like thats a hard thing to do

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 26 05:31:27 2018 No.11529102 >>11527046 Fuck off Nazi!

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