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>/ck/ general consensus>meatsauce good>al dente pasta good>put them together slop a shit
>>11511655Would love to shit all over your dumb faggot face
>>11511669I would love to shoot you in the pussy with a shotgun, anon.
>>11511670*farts near you and leaves*
>>11511683You probably shit your pants and thats why you ran away.
>>11511690*realize you're right, so take off soiled underwear, throw them at you, and run away again*
>>11511692*attempts to run away with torrent of shit spewing out of asshole down legs, slips in own shit and falls to ground cracking skull open on concrete while infectious poop seeps into wounds and causes septis and quick painful death*
Holy shit, you fucking autists
>>11511715Does it make me autist for laughing?I’m semi-autist I fear.
S L O PLOP
>>11511655because you should use fusilli or penne or something else that the sauce actually sticks on fucking retard
>>11511655This shit needs a heavier pasta and the re-addition of some of the pasta water. The extra starch helps create an emulsion with the sauce and results in better adhesion to your pasta. Faggot.
>gargantuan portions Stfu goblin
>>11511655It looks like slop cause you served it like slop. Try tossing the noddles in sauce before you serve it
>>11512521Thats exactly what i did you stipid cuck.
>>11512329Its slop because i didnt use the same noodles that your mommy cooks for you. This is how autistic /ck/ is.
Just had it for dinner.It was ok. The sauce needed more garlic and could of done with an extra hour of simmering.
>>11513313Looks infinitely better than poor OP
>>11511655You're literally that faggot that just posted your shitty "raman" yesterday.For fucks sake, you're even eating out of the same dog bowl. Just kill yourself already.
making my famous tagliatelle al ragu tomorrow. it's gonna be great! for that, you must mix noodle and sauce.
>>11513331Youre litterally the faggot who cannot tell the difference between pasta and ramen. Now the only way you know how to react is by having a seething meltdown like a 2 year old neet faggot.
>>11513361OP it’s ok I’m sure someone somewhere would be impressed
>>11513361Lmfao! So triggered!
>>11513361I also came to laugh at you.
>>11513331>>11513361>Confirmed>This faggot has no life and post on /ck/ for approval of his shit life.>>11508490>how cute
>>11513383Hope this hel
>>11513463Wow. Youre like some kind of autistic detective. Your parents must be nagging the teacher to put you in with all the normal kids.
>>11513328Thats because youre a super tasteing spurg who is litterally afraid of mushrooms.
>>11513505>>11513463Seething autist samefag
>>11513361>>11513491>>11513518You're the only samefag here, bucko. Why are so offended?
>>11513529You are literally also samefagging, but wont admit to it. Im always impressed by fagots who can beleive their own lies they tell themselves.
>>11513541I've never posted in the same thread before in my entire life, samefag.
>>11513545Youre the only one who beleives this and i never cease to be amazed by you compulsive lying faggots. Thank you for being so amazingly pathetic.
>>11513555What ever you say samefag, whatever you say... Trips doesn't make you cool, btw, only me.
>>11513571Im killing it with muh trips, in my own thread with my pasta thats so sophisticated that it triggers the neetbeard super tatsing autists to start squawking.
>>11513584Trying too hard again. Bye autist, have fun in your thread by yourself.
>>11513600All you faggots got woke to your autism. Thats why all the crying neets have left. Youre just lonely now cause your special day class is gone.
>>115I3628I'm still laughing at you.
>>11511655looks pretty gud anon expect no crackers
>>11511655I would eat and enjoy it