/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11506611]

hey anon, how are you doing? what did you bring for this years friendsgiving?

[Anonymous No.11506632]

lots of weed

[Anonymous No.11506654]

>well look who came out of his mancave!
>come say hi to your cousins, anon!
>have a girlfriend yet?

[Anonymous No.11506662]

>>11506654
>no, but I just sniffed all of my cousins used panties

[Anonymous No.11506674]

I brought my lap to play with little cousin Sally. ;^)

[Anonymous No.11506678]

>>11506654
>Anglos
So many girls and not a single attractive one.

[Anonymous No.11506880]

>>11506662
>go to bathroom at family get together
>wash basket is in there

[Anonymous No.11506963]

>>11506611
Got cancelled due to wildfire and excessive smoke

[Anonymous No.11506964]

>>11506611
some fiya kush bb

[Anonymous No.11506971]

>>11506678
>Anglos
They’re Germans you fucking newfag.
Lurk moar.

[Anonymous No.11506981]

>>11506611
STOP STARING AT ME

[Anonymous No.11507142]

>>11506654
Christ, imagine the stench.

[Anonymous No.11507169]

>>11506611
really looking forward to friendsgiving this year (saturday). I'm bringing a green bean casserole and two bottles of red wine

[Anonymous No.11507177]

Hope y'all niggas like steak and eggs!

[Anonymous No.11507211]

>>11506611
I'm in charge of bringing the deep fryer and oil by proxy. So while everyone else can make a dish for under $10, I'm left spending $32 on just oil alone. Someone bringing the turkey gets it for free from points collected from buying regular groceries. I hate being shafted like this.

[Anonymous No.11507219]

>>11507211
>Someone bringing the turkey gets it for free from points collected from buying regular groceries

Why are people OK with meat of such shitty quality, especially on a holiday with friends and family over?

[Anonymous No.11507235]

>>11507219
Because people have never had better as a basis of comparison. They think dry, flavorless, factory-farmed shit is normal and acceptable.

[Anonymous No.11507244]

>>11507235
if you treat the most two important holidays, thanksgiving and christmas as bill lists, you'll always be unhappy or feel guilty
there's always someone who spends more and gets over it, in my family it's my aunt. so i take her out on dates

[Anonymous No.11507274]

>>11506611
Homemade ice cream. With Bailey's

>>11507177
That's a repost, though, and I prefer original content.
Which is what I'll be calling my dick when I put her in that bespectacled cutie.

[Anonymous No.11507277]

>>11507244
My point was simply that the turkey that stores give out free with loyalty programs are always the shittiest quality. Who would want to serve that to their friends and family?

Fuck that, get a nice turkey to feed your loved ones.

>>Yeah grandma, I know you and grandpa traveled for hours and hours to visit us this year so I'll show my thanks by serving you this absolute garbage-tier turkey

Seems pants-on-head retarded to me. Why not spring for a decent turkey instead?

[Anonymous No.11507284]

>>11506632
dude nice lmao but what if we get the munchies

[Anonymons No.11507321]

>tfw the loli cousin you used to molest at family gatherings is now a slut.

[Anonymous No.11507329]

>>11507321
Wonder who's fault that is

[Anonymons No.11507350]

>>11507321

[Anonymous No.11507484]

>>11506880
>sniff uncle's crusty boxers

[Anonymous No.11507491]

I'm surprising my mom for her birthday, it's around thanksgiving

And I brought apple butter, only thing that could survive the trip

Suck my dick

[Anonymous No.11507502]

>>11506880
>wash basket
what is this in american?

[Anonymous No.11507512]

A whole serving of hot cock for little Suzie there

[Anonymous No.11507523]

>>11507502
hamper, you little scamp-er

[Anonymous No.11508669]

>>11507321
>the loli cousin you used to molest
details?
asking for a friend btw

[Anonymous No.11508759]

>>11506611

[Anonymous No.11508778]

>>11507491
I'm surprising my mom for her birthday
It's around thanksgiving
And I brought apple.
But her only thing
That could survive the trip
Suck my dick