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*Pozzes your kid through cereal*

>> No.11504780

>>11504773
lol no agenda there

>> No.11504791
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11504791

>>11504773
Absolutely fucking disgusting

>> No.11504794

>>11504773
if their cereals werent jam packed full of processed sugars i'd go try this out right now.

>> No.11504804

>>11504773
Probably tastes like shit

>> No.11504826
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>>11504773
So Tony the Tiger is confirmed gay yiffur then right?

>> No.11504828

>>11504773
Surprised the rice krispy dudes arent blowing each other on the box.

>> No.11504832

>>11504773
cultural marxism aside this is some next level stoner shit

>> No.11504834

>>11504791

He's rolling in his grave.

>> No.11504846
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>>11504773
>All together is probably a disgusting mess of flavours and textures that don't work well together
>The individual cereals on their own are more palatable and have a better texture

They didn't give this marketing stunt much thought, did they?

>> No.11504854
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11504854

>>11504773
Imagine Tony the Tiger rawing Snap, Crackle and Pop one after another on god

>> No.11504864
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11504864

Dr. Kellogg would disapprove of this

>> No.11504867

>>11504864
John Kellogg thought all sex was evil

>> No.11504869

>>11504846

>The subtle flavors and textures of some get drowned out and lost forever in he midst of the loud and obnoxious ones

Fuck diversity

>> No.11504876
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>>11504846
>man this cereal is disgusting. Well i guess i hate gays now.

>> No.11505108

>>11504773
Do any people still eat cereal besides flyover hamplanet fundies?

>> No.11505130

>>11504773
I've been doing this for years. Nothing new here at all. Move along.

>> No.11505131

>>11505130
>I've been doing this for years.
celebrating diversity, or mixing different cereals?

>> No.11505147

You're a sexist racist bigot if you don't like every flavor of sugary grain ever made

>> No.11505163
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11505163

>>11504780

>> No.11505165

>visit america
>eat their famous sugar cereals in the complementary hotel breakfast
>tastes like sugar and playdough

I don't know how you do it but a lot of your foods had that faint playdough taste to me.

>> No.11505173
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>>11504773
I can't be the only one that is creeped out by how gays aggressively target children right? There is a sinister pedo vibe to the whole thing

>> No.11505183

>>11505173
To be honest, I'd tongue fuck the shit out of that drag queens pussy.

>> No.11505184

>>11505165
Most sane adults don't eat cereal. Shit is for sugar-addled children raised by Gen-X.

I occasionally eat muesli. Sometimes corn chex but the box usually goes stale before I finish it even if I put a clothespin on the bag.

>> No.11505188

>>11505173
People are born gay, silly. You don't just magically turn gay after getting deep dicked by a 'mo when you're a wee lad. They're not trying to recruit a new generation of bugmen, that's ludicrous.

>> No.11505204

>>11505184
Well I mean I eat cereal every day but it has no added sugar. Can you really not get cereal with little/no sugar in regular supermarkets over there? I find that hard to believe.

>> No.11505205
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11505205

>>11505165
Oh and stop eating playdough. You're probably tasting raw/undercooked starch. Probably cornstarch but companies that want to use starch to prevent food from sticking together or molding under high humidity to improve its shelf life and not say cornstarch sometimes use raw potato starch.

NOW THE CHEESE MELTS!

>> No.11505206

>>11505163
it seems like transgender has become an identity as one would become influenced to be a "punk" or "jock" or what have you. Only transgender requires one to get hopped up on pills and a warped sense of identity.

what is going on in the world?

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>>11505163
Reminder that that's the same gate from Katawa Shoujo.

>> No.11505221

>>11505204
Yeah you can, it's in a separate section under organic aisle usually. And since it's made in small quantities expect it to cost like 8 times more.

>> No.11505222

>>11505205
>New & Improved!
>Now Melts!
Is this food?

>> No.11505231

>>11505205
*tastes the way playdough smells

Better? I don't know if I've ever eaten playdough, I at least don't have any memory of it. Maybe when I was really little.

>> No.11505237

>>11505222
Did you read my post? They've been tossing it in starch to prevent it from sticking together or spoiling prematurely, but that makes it burn before melting. It also makes it taste like shit.

BUT NOW MELTS!

>> No.11505238

>>11504773
>tastes like shit
>child learns diversity = shit

>> No.11505244

>>11505238
>as it turns out you're not supposed to mix them together in the same bowl

>> No.11505245

>>11505206
Gotta outpunk the punks and goths for it to fit the bill as edgy social outcast identity. I notice furries are starting to fill in this category as well

>> No.11505255

>>11505238
Children are too stupid to make that sort of connection, especially from fucking propoganda food

>> No.11505287

>>11505237
Honestly, no. I just looked at the picture.

>> No.11505336

>>11504773
What is spirit day?

>> No.11505345 [DELETED] 
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11505345

I don't like politics in my food.

Which is a shame, because I'm this ice cream looks bretty good, but I don't want to give money or enable the kind of thugs so eager to le punch "nazis" (me or anyone that's not them)

>> No.11505347

>>11505336
It's like spirit fingers but it's spirit day.

>> No.11505353
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11505353

I don't like politics in my food.

Which is a shame, because I think this ice cream looks bretty good, but I don't want to give money or enable the kind of thugs so eager to le punch "nazis" (me or anyone that's not them)

>> No.11505361

>>11505345
The great Bourdain said "Nothing is more political than food".

>> No.11505388

>>11505361
There's an element of truth to that but he most certainly meant in the overbearing "Everything is political", "The personal is the political" or "Either with us or against us" sense that absolutely refuses to take No for an answer (this shit mostly coming from feminists that stress the importance of consent, irony). It's at this point where some /pol/ack posts a scoff about centrism or some shit. Fuck off in advance.

>> No.11505405

>>11505388
Based 88 poster. And no, he didn't mean it as in "everything is political". He talked about it a lot.

“No, no, no. We can’t do this. You must not do it. It’s not interesting. You must not shoot ful or we will cancel your permits and you’re out.” One of our executive producers feigned an attack of violent diarrhea to distract the fixers and we shot the scene. What was it? They understood what we did not — most of the country, that’s what they eat. That’s the meal. It’s not just a meal, that’s the meal.

There had been bread riots; the army apparently controlled the flour and bread production. And I don’t think it was that they were worried about what other people outside of Egypt would think. Our show was shown in Egypt. And I think they were worried that there would be a France show, and then an Italy show, and then they see themselves eating ful. I think they saw it as potentially angering to their own people...they knew well that this is all we got. “Who’s eating what” is something that we inadvertently started to show, and maybe had more importance than we realized.- Tony B.

>> No.11505431

>>11505245
>as edgy social outcast identity
that's the thing though. it's slowly becoming the norm, both trans and furries. sexual deviancy/immorality and sexual dysmorphia. It's like a new golden ticket to stick out and garner attention online. the battle for attention online is at an all time high, and people go through ridiculous things just to get attention online.

>> No.11505471

>>11504773
Diversity the cereal. It's GRRRREAT!

>> No.11505479

>>11505173
>how gays aggressively target children right?
literally everyone targets children
if you remove sexuality from literally everything ever, half of all stories wouldn't exist

name 10 disney movies that have no mention of a romantic subplot, disregarding all the girl power movies
you really can't, but you aren't bothered by it because everyone is straight

>> No.11505488

>>11505353
>Openly admits to being a Nazi.

>> No.11505493

>>11505479
>everyone is straight

You hit the penis on the glans. People are bothered by deviancy from the norm. Especially when that deviancy targets the most vulnerable members of society.

>> No.11505506

>>11504773
>cereal isnt even mixed properly in the bag

>> No.11505511

>>11505506
At least they give two servings of cheerios.

>> No.11505596
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>>11505488
Who isn't nowadays

>> No.11505638

>>11505596
>"How do we know your a Jew?"
If only we had some sort of identifying marker on his jacket...

>> No.11505640

>>11505205
>cheese
you will notice that the word appears exactly zero times anywhere on that package

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>>11504773
based and redpilled OP. the irony is almost poetic

>> No.11505676

What if your child bit into a spoonful of Kellogg's® All Together™ cereal and his mouth was punctured by a small fragment of a syringe needle that contained pozzed homo blood?
I wouldn’t put it past those homo pedophile freaks to put a little fragment of syringe containing pozzed homo blood into something like 20% of boxes of Kellogg's® All Together™ cereal and play it off as a minor manufacturing defect when parents started to complain about their children dropping dead from GRIDS

>> No.11505691

>>11505431
Some kinda fucking black mirror episode but this one won't be over in 45min. Jesus this country needs help.

>> No.11505693

>>11505676
How triggered by this thread were you when you typed that?

>> No.11505694

>>11505676
If the parents complained at all they would be screeched at for being bigots.

>> No.11505733

>>11505163
lel that study was pulled for methodological problems silly /pol/fag

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>>11504773