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11501024 No.11501024 [Reply] [Original]

Where in the fuck is Chef John? He's been gone over 10 days. Is he going to release anything else before turkey day you think?

>> No.11501037

>>11501024
Hopefully he's pulled a Bourdain by now
1 like = 1 prayer

>> No.11501051

He was found naked and dead in a ditch

>> No.11501054

>>11501024
He announced he was going on vacation a while ago, calm down little girl.

>> No.11501100

How can anyone listen to his videos? He always makes the same melody when saying a sentence, it's enfuriating.

>> No.11501185

>>11501100
Chef John from fooooooooooooooooooooooood wishes dot com!

After all, you are your own faggot, so don't forget to bag it!

>> No.11501189

>>11501100
After all you are Chef John of your gay porn.

>> No.11501193

>>11501185
You are the John Cleese of your terrible Chef John pastiche

>> No.11501541

>>11501185
>After all, you are your own faggot, so don't forget to bag it!

And remember, you can make up any tagline you want! After all, you are the parody Chef John of this mockery of Food Wishes dot com!

>> No.11501952

>>11501193
Based

>> No.11502096
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>>11501193
lol

>> No.11502106

>>11501024
he lives in san francisco. Probably caught terminal gay aids.

>> No.11502115

>>11501024
he stocking up on cayenne

>> No.11502127
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11502127

too busy grilling

>> No.11502205

>>11502127
>not wearing sandals or nothing in your own garden
fucking Americans, i bet he wears those shows indoors as well

>> No.11502385

>>11502127
baste

>> No.11502666

>>11502127
>that sad as fuck olive tree
He needs to beat his wife more

>> No.11502751

>>11501024
Mystery solved, he fucked up his turkey.