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11498911 No.11498911 [Reply] [Original]

why are these so fucking good

>> No.11498922

These awful fucking things aren't even food. I wouldn't feet flamin' hots to an animal let alone a person.

>> No.11498927

>he doesn't get the xxtra flaming hot cheetos

the absolute state of white people

>> No.11498937

We don't get these around here unfortunately

>> No.11498956

>>11498927
do they come in lime

>> No.11498958

>>11498911
it's a chemically enhanced, thoroughly studied food formula to be as appetizing as possible to a large group of people.

>> No.11498991

>>11498956
Nah not yet. I feel like the lime ones are even less spicy than the regular.

Tasty but not spicy

>> No.11499013

>>11498922
Why arent they food

>> No.11499048

>>11499013
They're as much food as sawdust, technically edible but nobody sane would eat it.

>> No.11499052

>>11499048
shut up retard

>> No.11499084
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11499084

fuck out the way, plebs

>> No.11499087

>>11499052
Does the flamin' hot dust burn your dick when you jack off with it?

>> No.11499095

>>11499087
Nah your mom does a pretty good job cleaning her hands

>> No.11499099

>>11499084
True patrician taste.

>> No.11499100

>>11499084
These are fucking disgusting you mouthbreather.

>> No.11499113

>>11499100
If you think flaming hot is better then you're actually a fucking idiot

>> No.11499119

>>11499113
They're OBJECTIVELY better you simpleton. Flamin Hot>Original>Jalapeno flavored dogshit> Jalapeno Cheddar

>> No.11499123

>>11499113
Flamin hot is better
t. cheeto expert

>> No.11499136

I hate lime, but sweet chilli flamin hots are where it's at.

>> No.11499144
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11499144

FUCK YOU HOT CHEETOS FAGS SHUT THE FUCK UP

(this post was made by Takis gang)

>> No.11499145

>>11498927
These didn't seem any hotter than the regular ones to me, but my god are they good. These and the lime ones are the goat.

>> No.11499148

>>11499119
Flamin hot tastes like shit, just weird sugary artificial spiciness. No cheese flavor at all. Fucking artificial color is higher on the ingredient list than cheese is.

Jalapeno cheddar on the other hand has a full body of flavor with a nice cheesiness and natural kick from actually being comprised of jalapeno peppers. It's exactly what a hot cheeto should taste like. There's no argument you fucking tastelet

>> No.11499150

>>11499048
How though? You havent explained anything

>> No.11499152

>>11499148
Who the fuck wants a spicy cheese puff? When does anybody ever say "damn, these cheetos are good but I just wish they had a tiny bit more kick"?

>> No.11499156

>>11499150
Sure I did.

>> No.11499157

>>11499152
>Who the fuck wants a spicy cheese puff?
Me, and everyone else

>> No.11499159

>>11499152
great rebuttal

>> No.11499165

>>11499152
Everyone who eats flamin hot cheetos? Despite that anon's taste buds being broken, they still have a cheese flavor.

>> No.11499170

>>11499165
and by "they" I mean flamin hot cheetos, not anon's taste buds. no homo...

>> No.11499228

>>11499156
No you didnt. You said they werent food and simply compared them to sawdust.

>> No.11499240

>>11499228
Yeah, pretty much.

>> No.11499926

Didn't some fucking rapper end up hospitalized recently for eating too many flamin hot cheetos?

>> No.11499934

>>11499926
That was just a regular black girl in highschool, anon. Not all black people are rappers you raycis.

>> No.11499947

>>11499048
>They're as much food as sawdust
Isn't it just basically fried corn? A better comparison would be white bread or maybe french fries.

>> No.11499958

>>11499926
His stomach was probably already fucked from drugs/alcohol and it would've happened eventually from something else

>> No.11499961

>>11499947
Yep, fried cornmeal.

>> No.11499995

>>11498956
It's honestly tastier with freshly squeezed lime juice. Try it.

>> No.11500435

They taste like spicy honey nut cheerios

>> No.11500445

>>11499148
Based and redpilled post.

>> No.11500450

>>11498911
They're not good.

>> No.11500460

>>11498911
MSG
unironically

>> No.11500469

>>11499144
enjoy dying

>> No.11500479
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11500479

Move aside, Andy.

>> No.11500507

>>11498911
Cause you have shit taste. When I aged them they were worse.

>> No.11500516

>>11500479
Based

>> No.11501505

>>11500460
This. The flavor is a lie.

>> No.11501508
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>>11501505
MSG BAD

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11501547

Yeah OP they are the bomb.com.

>>11500479
These are a great idea on paper, but I only eat Andy Capp's fries out of respect for the good old days

>> No.11502531

>>11499084
This is pleb feed.

>> No.11502553

>>11502531
see >>11499148

>> No.11503170

>>11501547
>Putting fat on fat

>> No.11503179

>>11503170
>not

>> No.11503184

>>11499119
yikes

>> No.11503186

MSG. All chips and most garbage has it.

>> No.11503206

Does anyone remember maybe thepearly 2000s there was a frito flavor that I can only explain as picante corn nuts flavor with a hint of lime? I can't think of the name and that's the closest I can explain the flavor. They were so good.

>> No.11503214

Unless they were spicy jalapeno but they changed the recipe. And no, not chile line, they weren't hot.

>> No.11503320

>>11498911
These taste like styrofoam.

>> No.11503357

>>11498911
Bout to fuck this up for you. You now realize the lime flavor they use tastes like fruity pebbles.

>> No.11503371

>>11499084
came her to post this

>> No.11503379
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11503379

>blocks you're a path

>> No.11504142

>>11503206
Aw shit I know what your talking about but I can’t remember

>> No.11504576

Because of the MSG.

>> No.11504655

>>11503357
I thought it was just me. They suck hard. Hot cheetos with fresh lemon squeezed on them is where it's at.

>> No.11504659

>>11504142
Ahhh, damn it! No one else I've asked knows what I'm talking about and none of the flavors on their page ring a bell.

>> No.11504817

>>11499084
I was gonna post this

>> No.11505064
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11505064

Move out the way, plebs.

>> No.11505321

>>11505064
See >>11502531

>> No.11505359

>>11499084
chester cowboy is serious bizness

>> No.11505374

>>11499144
>he doesn't know that Barcel ripped off Frito Lays 3D chip

Doritos Dinamitas are the true patricians choice

>> No.11507187

Bump

>> No.11507194

>>11498911
only subhumans put citrus in savory dishes and snacks that aren't seafood

>> No.11507205
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>>11503379
When people talk about last meals, I think I would be happy with 3 cans of this and a coke. God damn are those things decadent.

>> No.11507885

>>11499119
Never use that word again since you're retarded. Actually, just die. That would solve a lot more problems.

>> No.11507911

>>11505064
>paying for air
A fool and his money are soon parted

>> No.11509174

>>11499084
THANK YOU

>> No.11510200

>>11499144
>eating snackfoods with metal shavings in them

>> No.11510219

>>11505064
the white mans cheeto

>> No.11510239

those chips are for niggers

>> No.11512647

>>11498922
based
>>11498911
nigger

>> No.11513404 [DELETED] 

>>11498927

N I G G E R

>> No.11513495

>>11498927
These give me the shits that burn my intestines as well as my asshole, which is weird because I can eat regular flaming hot cheetos like nothing.

>> No.11515010

>>11498911
they're not

>> No.11515274

>>11498927
Patrician taste, Anon. More people ought to try them.

>> No.11515911

>>11499144
hypertension: the snack

>> No.11515981

>>11503206

I think they were the chile limon flavor. I know that’s the flavor I loved that I haven’t seen in years

>> No.11515985
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>>11507194
>only subhumans put citrus in savory dishes and snacks that aren't seafood

>> No.11516013

>>11505064
la creatura....

>> No.11516030

>>11498911
these should be illegal

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>> No.11516046

>>11501547
I do the same but with sour cream.

>> No.11516051

*blocks your path*

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11516053

*blocks your path for real this time*

>> No.11516098

>>11516030
agreed
I've eaten three bags in the last week

someone please help me

>> No.11517383

>love flamin hot cheetos
>find Clancy's lime version at Aldi
>it's fucking delicious
>try their regular hot cheese curls
>it's fucking disgusting

How does that work

>> No.11519036

>>11498911
theyre hot

>> No.11519159

>>11499084
These are good for five seconds then you get sick of that fake 'peno flavor
Flamin Hot are like crack, you'll be on the verge of vomiting and still crave another mouthful.

>> No.11520504

>>11516053
These taste like crap.

>> No.11520731

>>11516053
These ones are literal white people tier.

>> No.11520985

>>11520731
>white people tier
So they're the best then.

>> No.11521018

>>11520985
Idk what that guy means, but they're not good.

They basically taste like the regular ones but with ranch dorritos dust on them, I don't think it mixes well, it doesn't give the same goodness of actually dipping it in ranch dressing, which is more just about the cool/hot fusion, less about the actual ranch seasoning. Blue cheese dressing would work just as well, or maybe soft cream cheese.

>> No.11522717

i would eat shitloads of Cheetos in the early 00s in Europe but all of a sudden they vanished? any eurobros know what happened, have you seen any cheetos at all?

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>>11499084

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11522749

>>11499084

my dude right here

>> No.11522825

Why must generic cheetos taste so bad?

>> No.11522986

>>11498911
never heard them; QUICK run-down

>> No.11523225
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11523225

>>11522825

The Trader Joe's version is atrocious.

>> No.11523443

>>11523225
these are weird. apparently they are made with real cheese, but I have a hard time detecting that. They're also tangy, but have no citrus flavor that I can pick up on.

>> No.11523459

>>11498911
Literally every mexican female I saw would eat like 30 bags of these a day in elementary school. They are ok, I just don't know why it's so loved.

>> No.11523482

>>11522825
puffed ones are okay, but not crunchy ones
you can find big bags of spicy puffed cheetos at Big Lots