/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11494324]

Say something nice about Cooking Alone.
She does the best she can.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SLHJIJjY-rQ

[Anonymous No.11494344]

>>11494324
make sure you're using the proper hashtags to advertise your videos. make sure you are titling your videos and do some research on how to attract people with just your titles. Also, you need to use a more interesting image for the video when searching for it. Add some text to it too. Good luck and God bless.

[Anonymous No.11494350]

>>11494324
your a qt miss

[Anonymous No.11494354]

[Anonymous No.11494359]

>>11494324
I'll bet she fucks in such a way that most men would be destroyed by her... so repressed, finally letting it all out, just right off the deep end

[Anonymous No.11494370]

Please don't turn this into another one of those screenshots documenting how everyone said super lewd things about her and then goes and harasses her channel.

[Anonymous No.11494374]

>>11494324
wood berry

[Anonymous No.11494390]

this bitch is retarded
>dead eyes
>monotone
>anorexic
>sub ja/ck/ tier cooking skill

[Anonymous No.11494402]

>>11494324
She looks like if HRT had been successful for Cosmo.

[Anonymous No.11494403]

>>11494370
she's the one bein' all sexy

[Anonymous No.11494404]

>>11494390

She may just be shy. At least she's putting herself out there. Oh god im totally white knighting her aren't I.

[Anonymous No.11494417]

>no autistic cooking gf

[Anonymous No.11494418]

Reminder to not scare away the new /ourgirl/
Don't mess this up for us lads

[Anonymous No.11494433]

>>11494404
shes at least half a retard in the medical sense

[Anonymous No.11494446]

>>11494324
goddamnit i already have too many internet gf sims stop

[Anonymous No.11494462]

>>11494417
>want a mommy gf
>get a little girl gf

[Anonymous No.11494465]

>>11494418
That one was reasonably well played...

[Anonymous No.11494472]

>>11494433
At least she didn't go full retard.

That fivehead though, wew lad

[Anonymous No.11494482]

>>11494418
This is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.11494493]

>>11494482
Go back

[Anonymous No.11494495]

she's gotta be into being choked, right? I mean she seems like a lot of girls I've known who are really into that

[Anonymous No.11494507]

>>11494324
>boxed fried onions
do americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.11494509]

>>11494354
this

[Anonymous No.11494520]

>cAn you wash your heated blanket?
I don't feel good about this one. She's legit retarded.

[Anonymous No.11494521]

>>11494507
generally used as ingredient, not to be eaten as "crisps", but yea, it's a thing

[Anonymous No.11494529]

>>11494520
she's not an ear biter, speds CANNOT keep their nails as nice as hers. Seriously, their finger nails are always jacked up. albeit, he production skills are questionable

[Anonymous No.11494533]

>>11494390
her eyes aren't dead they're just brown

[Anonymous No.11494540]

>>11494520

I hope that, one day, God might forgive us for the ways we hurt other people.

[Anonymous No.11494543]

>>11494529
She's got a tard helper coming to her house to help with personal hygiene

[Anonymous No.11494550]

>>11494324
needs dub step sound track

[Anonymous No.11494559]

>>11494324
Her channel is so wholesome and wonderful. Wouldn't have found it without you OP

ty

[Anonymous No.11494561]

>>11494543
>11494540
if her response to this wasn't "whats a condom?" she's not a sped. although I suppose the fact that it wasn't that also makes me kinda sad

[Anonymous No.11494590]

>>11494559
>>11494446
>>11494462
>>11494417
>>11494404
>>11494359
>>11494354
You guys know as wholesome and innocent as she acts online she probably a totally shallow whore irl life right? Chances are pretty much certain she has been railed by ever guy on the football team of whatever dirty poor corn subsidized flyover she is from quite possibly at the same time.

[Anonymous No.11494594]

>>11494561
She's not a drooling penny eater but she's clearly mentally deficient. I don't think you could discuss geopolitics with her.

[Anonymous No.11494603]

>>11494590

Please delete this.

[Anonymous No.11494606]

>>11494590
I don't know about that whole sexual fantasy of yours but I know that youtubers are basically an online persona and aren't really who they claim to be in real life.

The whole point of being a youtuber is being entertaining.

[Anonymous No.11494611]

>>11494590
she's pure!

[Anonymous No.11494614]

>>11494594
how many dumb ass "perfectly normal" girls could you say the exact same thing about???

[Anonymous No.11494625]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKxDTOHvD8A

Wifey material

[Anonymous No.11494642]

>>11494614
None.

[Anonymous No.11494674]

https://www.instagram.com/cookingalonee/
Her Instagram the second one as she deleted the first. If someone from /an/ can identify the bird or the chipmunk looking thing we might be able to narrow down what state she is in her accent is pretty neutral but she is obviously American

[Anonymous No.11494686]

>>11494674

Stop this.

[Anonymous No.11494695]

>>11494686
hello r*ddit

[Anonymous No.11494704]

>>11494674
Ontario

[Anonymous No.11494707]

>>11494625
>that sound when you are drilling her hole from behind and she is releasing primal grunting noises

Sounds like stirring mac n cheese

[Anonymous No.11494709]

>>11494686
somebody please warn her that someone is trying to doxx and harrass her.

[Anonymous No.11494711]

>>11494674
she references prairie dogs in one of the posts. I can only say it's not the mid-atlantic or lower northeast

[Anonymous No.11494717]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKWRflL6ALDkdrHYcY6oOfw

[Anonymous No.11494723]

>>11494674
>https://www.instagram.com/cookingalonee/
Based on the flat grass and distant mountains
This could be either eastern oregon or montana or idaho or eastern colorado
Possibly utah as well

[Anonymous No.11494727]

>>11494723
Looks very Wyoming to me

[Anonymous No.11494746]

>>11494606
Do you find youtube personas entertaining? Why do people have to go on hot ones to have an excuse to behave as normal human beings anymore?

[Anonymous No.11494772]

>>11494746
Not at all. I don't watch youtube anymore, unless it is for a recipe. Rarely do I even bother with social media.

I don't understand your second question, do you mind rephrasing it?

Honestly I'm tired of what society and this world has to offer. I've grown out of this experience already.

[Anonymous No.11494820]

>>11494590
all women are whores, and if you want to be charitable then let's reduce that down to 99%. if this girl were truly wholesome she wouldn't be making videos for online consumption. she would devote 100% of her time and energy towards taking care of her kids. she wouldn't be "cooking alone".

so just enjoy cooking alone for its comedic value. the title itself is quite funny to me.

[Anonymous No.11494850]

>>11494520
>>11494390
>>11494590
>Say something nice about Cooking Alone.
>nice
>nice
>N I C E

[Anonymous No.11494862]

>>11494820
maybe she miscarried? her husband left, and she's alone because of circumstance. the majority of women fucking suck, but nowhere near 99% probably between 75% and 80% are terrible. 99% of women who hit 30 and don't have any kids, then you're on to something

[Anonymous No.11494864]

>>11494324
She's got a kind of poppy vibe and is more convincingly crazy. The food asmr adds to this.

[Anonymous No.11494871]

I really hope this isn't some fucking art school project.

[Anonymous No.11494872]

>>11494862
Then that pussy is a graveyard

[Anonymous No.11494876]

>>11494324
>cooks turkey in a pressure cooker
lole what a moron, that looks revolting.

[Anonymous No.11494880]

>>11494876
That looks like a wad of dirty socks soaking in piss.

[Anonymous No.11494885]

>>11494862
>but nowhere near 99% probably between 75% and 80% are terrible.
poor, stupid little anon

[Anonymous No.11494886]

>>11494862
yea i was thinking of women in the harsh sense of age 30+, but even girls age 18-20 start getting cunty and are already whores if that's in their biology. obviously not ALL women are whores but many of them are, if they're anti-tradition, feminist, careerist, living in big cities, liberal, etc. Conservative women are also whores but to a much lesser extent. the issue is what they value. a materialistic woman with high living standards is going to be a whore, because she just wants men for their money and status, whilst pretending to seek "love".

if Cooking Alone is authentically just making these vids for dumb teen NEETs who don't know how to make boxed mac & cheese then sure, i think that's not a case of her attention-seeking for patreon shekels.

[Anonymous No.11494897]

>>11494876
>no crispy skin
haram

[Anonymous No.11494905]

>>11494886
Bro if she has a YouTube channel and is showing her face in the video especially in the thumbnails she is an attention-whore and that's not something she can satisfy just online she is an attention-whore irl too all women are. She is cute and young and an attention whore if you believe she isn't fucking multiple guys while keeping a few on rotation as backups you really are really naive about women

[Anonymous No.11494917]

>>11494905
sexual frustration the post and comic.jpg

[Anonymous No.11494955]

>>11494917
>The attention-whore is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her an attention-whore and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

[Anonymous No.11494971]

>>11494955
What’s wrong with women attention whoring?

[Anonymous No.11494976]

>>11494418
This. That's why I'm keeping my cute secret unpopular cooking waifu away from ck. So pure ill never gibe sauce

[Anonymous No.11494986]

>>11494955
I'm a moderate and can tolerate the philosophies of stormfags, libtards, anarchists, whatever. But you my friend are a forged incel.

[Anonymous No.11494999]

>>11494674
Do you guys not know what Meta data is ?

[Anonymous No.11495002]

>>11494971
Actually, why are you assuming there's something wrong with women attention whoring? He just said that's what they do, not that it's bad.

[Anonymous No.11495012]

>>11495002
Stop projecting

[Anonymous No.11495014]

>>11494976

Hand it over, lad.

[Anonymous No.11495018]

>>11495002
Ppl on 4chan are all attention whore thirsty for (you)

[Anonymous No.11495034]

>>11495014
No

But I think some ppl here might know her. Its up to them if they want to give sauce

[Anonymous No.11495035]

>>11494986
That's right sistah! Tell that cis scum fucking white male how powerful our menstrual cycle make us!

[Anonymous No.11495042]

>>11494976
>the color of those kitchen walls
dropped

[Anonymous No.11495044]

>>11494986
>I have no options on anything of my own except being a whiteknight
I'll bet you aren't a moderate you just agree with whatever the woman of any group you find your around claims to be in a sad attempt to get pussy but you never seem to get it do you?

[Anonymous No.11495050]

>>11494976
She needs a nap those eyes have some serious baggage

[Anonymous No.11495052]

>>11494324
I'm not too impressed with the cooking but I would certainly want to bend her over that table, push her face into that awful dish she made, and fuck her ass mercilessly.
Simple as

[Anonymous No.11495060]

>>11494999
yea, what's it yielding?

[Anonymous No.11495061]

>>11495050
She cute

[Anonymous No.11495063]

>>11495035
I'm a blue collar patriarchy boomer tho.

[Anonymous No.11495066]

/ck/ follows Mike Cernovich’s philosophy on women

[BoomerRanger No.11495072]

>>11494350
no

[Anonymous No.11495082]

Let's please NOT do to her what /lit/ did to the other one, guys.

[Anonymous No.11495096]

>>11495044
Nah, I like discussion with sound logical reasoning. Women tend to hate that tbqh.

[Anonymous No.11495107]

>>11494324
I want to start a cooking channel too but I'm fat and ugly :(

[Anonymous No.11495115]

>>11494324
Oh god I want her to have my abortions

[Anonymous No.11495116]

>>11495107
R u a gril?

[Anonymous No.11495129]

>>11494324
>>11494324
What's wrong with her? She clearly isn't all there.

[Anonymous No.11495148]

>>11494533
no difference

[Anonymous No.11495152]

>>11495129
she's a zoomer and a whore

[Anonymous No.11495159]

>>11495096
>I like sound logical reasoning
>I tolerate liberals and anarchist
No you don't you just pretend you do

[Anonymous No.11495162]

>>11495152
In an older video shes literally in a dog crate. I'd say she's actually retarded. Though now that I think about it, it's not wonder why you guys are so attracted to her.

[Anonymous No.11495169]

>>11495129
She's faking it for attention.
It's working.

[Anonymous No.11495176]

>>11494324
this is so easy even I could make it, thanks creepy white kid!

[Anonymous No.11495189]

>>11494418
For some reason ck never harassed the retarded pancake flipping girl.

I'm really surprised

[Anonymous No.11495201]

>>11495116
Dude :/

[Anonymous No.11495204]

>>11495159
This is why you dont physically assault someone even if you think you're being playful or joking

[Anonymous No.11495207]

>>11494590
>she's had multiple sexual partners
>she's ruined forever!
>roastie!!

[Anonymous No.11495220]

>>11495159
because fighting the jews, russians, americans, brits, and poland ball worked out so well for you last time.

I guess attacking dingbats with a handful of tongue and cheek shitty cooking uploads makes for an easier battle.

[Anonymous No.11495226]

>>11495207
Is it wrong to love a roastie if she loves you in return, senpai?

[Anonymous No.11495232]

She looks like she fucks black guys

[Anonymous No.11495234]

>>11494482
I consider myself a decent person and i think it's hilarious, but I'm guessing you're a woman so it might be different

[Anonymous No.11495237]

>>11495034

She looks cute and I want to watch her make food. Please give me the link.

[Anonymous No.11495256]

>tfw no retard gf

[Anonymous No.11495257]

>>11495232
if american, yes.
if canadian, highly unlikely

[Anonymous No.11495269]

>>11495220
Well guess you aren't so moderate after all are you? I'll bet you believe anyone right of Mao is a stormfag and by tolerate you just mean you don't assault them with a bike lock

[Anonymous No.11495274]

I'll bet she has phenomenal feminine hygiene. And I don't mean it's spick and span. I mean she's got some funk down there but in a really good way. I wouldn't mind if she took an hour or so to sit on my face. Sniff Sniff. Delicious.

[Anonymous No.11495278]

>>11495274
Probably not looking at her diet

[Anonymous No.11495341]

>>11495189
because /ck/ is a board of culture

>>11494976
what the hell anon she looks like play dough

[Anonymous No.11495419]

>>11494876
>>11494880
actually it looks just like the cream of mushroom soup

[Anonymous No.11495432]

>>11494354

[Anonymous No.11495440]

>>11495419
Do you normally pour a gallon of peanut oil in your cream of mushroom soup?

[Anonymous No.11495448]

we don't eat this in France, don't fall for it!

[Anonymous No.11495471]

>>11494402
Underrated.

[Anonymous No.11495494]

Who are some YouTubers who are actually terrible cooks?

[Anonymous No.11495512]

>>11495269
I don't even believe in private property, so your premise if flawed.

[Anonymous No.11495540]

>>11495494
you rang?

[Anonymous No.11495559]

>>11495512
>Self described moderate
>Full blown Communist

[BoomerRanger No.11495572]

>>11495494
DSP fucking stinks and has gouty fat ass

[Anonymous No.11495594]

>>11495494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL6_5sihKz8

[Anonymous No.11495683]

>>11495559
>wannabe Argentinian anhero
>empowered the people he tried to destroy

Does history repeat itself anon?!?

[Anonymous No.11495938]

>>11495594
i dont like the way this bitch points at the camera 20 secs in, all accusatory and cunty.

If she's trying to gain a following, she's doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.11495949]

>>11494324
She could be uglier, I suppose

[Anonymous No.11495955]

>>11494324
She's looking like she can afford meth

[Anonymous No.11495961]

>>11495594
she shounds like like someone pretending to be a girl and since she's english I can't tell if it's just an act

[Anonymous No.11495962]

>>11495949
I'd rather fuck thicc Tammy from you know where.

[Anonymous No.11495981]

>>11495962
based

[Anonymous No.11496031]

>>11495962
She got a fat ass

[Anonymous No.11496035]

Fellas I think I'm in love

[Anonymous No.11496076]

>>11494897
>>11494876
The real question is if she had a wok ready with hot oil. I'm guessing no, but that's how you finish the exterior of meat cooked like this to a perfect, even and crispy golden-brown.

[Anonymous No.11496080]

>>11494723
na m8 it's montana or wyoming, Colorado is pushing it and there's no way it's utah

[Anonymous No.11496090]

Nah I don't buy it. I know girls like this irl. Sure they're not outright normie thots but they always have someone and are never actually ""alone""

I respect the angle she's going for. Good market of incel losers nowadays that will give her plenty of views and $$$

[Anonymous No.11496094]

>>11495107
cute little booty

[Anonymous No.11496103]

>>11495107
I don't trust a skinny guy to make good food so I'd say go for it

[Anonymous No.11496120]

>>11496090
She has no views. Bitch is fucking autistic or has serious emotional issues.

[Anonymous No.11496127]

>>11496090

I would hope not. Nobody should be alone. It's terrible.

[Anonymous No.11496172]

>>11496120
Give it time the channel is young still as far as content goes. One successful video and a patreon will go up guarantee it.

If not either way my point stands she isn't "alone"

[Anonymous No.11496177]

>>11496127
Its not that bad, just read and lift my dude.

[Anonymous No.11496183]

>>11496177

I did. Now I just look better (at least I think so), but I am still alone.

[Anonymous No.11496188]

>>11496183
I tried pointing out to /fit/ that ones physical appearance isn't all it takes to find a partner, you need to be mentally and emotionally /fit/ too.

[Anonymous No.11496195]

>>11496183
You forgot the reading part. Now you might look decent but you're still a dullard.

[Anonymous No.11496212]

>>11496195
he might not be, he could be psychopath, or he could just be too "book smart". Why the possibilities of all the different ways he could be fucking up are endless... maybe he smells like feet, maybe he wears a burlap bag in public.... who knows why any given person can't get laid

[Anonymous No.11496213]

Take your bets on these

>>11496090
>>11496120

[Anonymous No.11496243]

>>11496188

I worked on that a lot, but now the loneliness is becoming crippling.

You can't just will yourself out of the most fundamental human desire.

[Anonymous No.11496260]

>>11496031
Link that fat ass instead of recipes from WWII

[Anonymous No.11496267]

>>11496188
>>11496243
Become proficient in a recreational skill that can be used in public. That's unironically the most effective way to attract the interest of others.

[Anonymous No.11496274]

>>11496243
Don't be too hard on yourself. As long as you are genuinely working on yourself that is what matters most. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there, and especially don't be afraid to be rejected. It hurts at first but it's a necessary stage if you really want to find a partner. Just don't give up, don't get overly angry and be quick to forgive yourself if you mess up.

They ways ways to learn these live values is through trial and error. If you have someone talking you step by step how to be, what to do and what not to do you are just being a copy cat of someone else. Trial and error is how you develop your own character and become who you are really meant to be. Good luck and God bless.

[Anonymous No.11496289]

>>11494418
this is the worst thing anon has ever done

[Anonymous No.11496295]

>>11496260
hahahaha

[Anonymous No.11496302]

>>11496274
>Don't be afraid to put yourself out there

I did, and that's what hurt the most. I thought I was at least acceptable, but there is literally zero interest. I have a lot of practical skills, I take care of myself, and I dress neatly. I feel like I would make a good husband, and hopefully a good father. It seems like that's just not how things are anymore.

Anyway, blogposting is stupid, but thank you & God Bless. I really hope that He will forgive us for the way we are.

[Anonymous No.11496345]

>>11494418
/lit/ really is one of the worst boards. I remember when they got merged with /fit/ for April fools day and /fit/ just clowned all over them the whole day. Their weak DFW memes held no ground. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11496373]

>>11496345
Sounds like a book really hurt your feelings

[Anonymous No.11496377]

>>11496080
eastern WA or OR, idaho, and alberta are also possibilities

[Anonymous No.11496456]

>>11496377
Doubt she's Canadian. All the ingredient packaging is primarily in standard measurements, not metric. Granted, I can't remember if that's how packaging is up there, perhaps some friendly Maple leaf fag can weigh in, but it's a theory...

[Anonymous No.11496497]

Fuck /ck/. I won't let you hurt her

[Anonymous No.11496501]

>>11496497
Based Knight

[Anonymous No.11496517]

>tfw no autist cook gf

[Anonymous No.11496614]

If you compare her older vids to the newer ones, you can tell she's definitely opened up, so I think it's just a shyness thing. Probably was home schooled and never got a lot of social interaction.

[Anonymous No.11496615]

>>11496497
FUCKING BASTE!

[Anonymous No.11496642]

She has autism you fucks

[Anonymous No.11496654]

>>11496497
you know what, people come here and talk some shit, and you're the only one who's enough of a degenerate to actually reach out to her, and most likely scare the shit out of her.

You play your white night card, but I'm guessing that rather than people getting some admittedly dark laughs, you're the kinda psycho who enjoys being the one to actually rip her down under the guise of "protecting" her.... She most likely never would've known about this thread if you didn't come along. Great job, you fuckin' weirdo

[Anonymous No.11496659]

>>11494324
She's primo wife material. Just think how many half-retarded babies she could make.

[Anonymous No.11496663]

>>11494324
I get serious Alantutorials vibes off this girl. Like it's a performance and pretty soon it's gonna get weird and creepy.

[Anonymous No.11496669]

>>11496497
you're the hero we need, anon

[Anonymous No.11496673]

>>11494520
Be a good match for Edgar then

[Anonymous No.11496679]

>>11496654
Are you this stupid?

[Anonymous No.11496684]

>>11496497
Based

[Anonymous No.11496686]

>>11494418
Its already happening
>:(

[Anonymous No.11496688]

>>11494324
There's something unintenionally funny about the timing and the sounds of cans emptying. Can't put a finger to it.
Video is short and to the point, you don't see that often.

Also, /ck/ can you not? 90% of this thread is cringeworthy.

[Anonymous No.11496693]

>>11495226
>Roasties
>Loving anyone that isn't themselves.

Alright, that's pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.11496704]

>>11494324
I didn't know Poppy did cooking tutorials.

[Anonymous No.11496788]

>>11496497
It saddens me that this type of protective psycho will probably end up having a chance dating super shy girls like this.

[Anonymous No.11496970]

>>11496788
jelly

[Anonymous No.11496992]

>>11496788
Nah women are pretty disgusted by whiteknights desu it is incredibly beta behavior

[Anonymous No.11497023]

>>11496497
I like how everyone is seething at this not realizing its a masterful troll, read the last part again carefully

[Anonymous No.11497059]

IM IN LOVE

Subscribed

Maybe I'll make a Cooking alone, drunk and lonely series.

[Anonymous No.11497068]

>>11494986
this desu

[Anonymous No.11497079]

>>11496497
Beautiful post-ironic post! I hope the wench saw it.

[Anonymous No.11497148]

>>11496992
Disgusted by normal girl with social skills. But these slow and shy girl has no other way to meet nice guys, it's pretty much first come first serve with these dates

[Anonymous No.11497160]

>>11496686
DinoTendies making a point

[Anonymous No.11497170]

>>11496497
top kek

[Anonymous No.11497171]

>>11494324
Ugly big forehead/10
God tier lips/10

[Anonymous No.11497227]

>>11494324
that looks fucking disgusting

do americans really eat that?
can she really not even have the decency to hide her shame?

[Anonymous No.11497262]

so this cunt just cook boxed foods and post them online pretending to be an autist?
when you think how hard Ja/ck/ has to hustle it's hard not to be annoyed

[Anonymous No.11497319]

>>11494324
funny, just discovered YouTube channel then see this
Hope anons don’t “What is Love?” her out of commission

[Anonymous No.11497387]

>>11494324
She brings back the memory of learning how to cook wonderfully
Please don’t sensory overload her, anons

[Anonymous No.11497471]

>>11496456
Not Canadian. She makes Kraft Mac and Cheese in one of her vids. It's called Kraft Dinner here.

[Anonymous No.11497476]

Incels out on full force today

[Anonymous No.11497498]

>>11494324
ITT - fags who also think WWE is real

[Anonymous No.11497526]

>>11494324
She's has potential to be half as good as Emmy.

[Anonymous No.11497530]

>>11497526
she's white so doesn't that means she's twice as good already?

[Anonymous No.11497532]

Based and blackedpilled

[Anonymous No.11497741]

>>11495594
>tities busty kitchen
>no tits
ok

[Anonymous No.11497760]

>>11497526
>keeps covering her face with that stupid dog crap
I can't fap to this

[Anonymous No.11497908]

>>11497476
Jealous the boys are paying attention to someone else?

[Anonymous No.11498070]

Please stop trying to hurt her.

[Anonymous No.11498107]

>>11494324
CUTE

[Anonymous No.11498129]

>>11494324
aww...bless her heart
she's like one of them wet dogs that's so ugly it's cute
i'd be happy to have her for my waifu

[Anonymous No.11498197]

>>11495207
Well yeah, she'll never know the true joy and lifelong contentment of dedicating yourself to one partner and only sharing the most pure and emotional act of intimacy with your loving and supporting partner and soulmate.

[Anonymous No.11498225]

>>11498197
Gaelic girls love the BBC

[Anonymous No.11498256]

>>11498225
big bavarian cock?

[Anonymous No.11498266]

>>11498256
british broadcasting channel you heathen

[Anonymous No.11498276]

Well the cranberry sauce episode is legit.

[Anonymous No.11498296]

I couldn't eat one of these dishes. All wheat and sugar. She'd have to forget all of this and re-learn how to cook like a grown up for us to be together. I'd feel like I was destroying something so adorable and pure. She'd be devastated that I turned down her cake pops and literally everything else. Poor darling, I can't do it to her. For us, for her, because her happiness is what's paramount here - I will not marry and do sex to her. It's over. It's for the best. It's really over.

[Anonymous No.11498302]

>>11495257
Doesn’t the box say Mac & Cheese, not Kraft dinner?

[Anonymous No.11498339]

>>11494417
feels really bad i gotta admit

[Anonymous No.11498382]

>>11498276
except she lets the stuff pop all over the place instead of just putting a lid on it baka

[Anonymous No.11498395]

>go through vids
>early vids she talks loudly, confidently, has a bitch voice
>later vids she gets quieter and more subdued and montone
she knows how to adapt to her audience at least.

[Anonymous No.11498398]

>>11495207
Yeah exactly

[Anonymous No.11498451]

>>11498276
>he needs help following the directions on a bag
she really doesn't have a lot of viewers but that she has any is a condemnation against Gen X as parents

[Anonymous No.11498455]

She's a bootleg Henry's Kitchen

[Anonymous No.11498464]

>>11498395
holy kek it's ture, fucking roasties

[Anonymous No.11498466]

>>11494354
Can I get a quick rundown on this meme? I never saw the new blade runner. Not sure of the circumstance.

[Anonymous No.11498484]

>>11498466
Ryan Gosling goes through the perils of falling in love with his virtual waifu and then losing her
The Gosling scream is the universal sign of anons relating to loss of love they will never have
When you see a cute girl it often physically hurts. Your heart and nerves feel like they are being squeezed and pulled apart like putty. Gosling screams for us all.

[Anonymous No.11498488]

>>11498484
This is a good post. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.11498492]

>>11497526
What's Emmy's snapchat name?

[Anonymous No.11498508]

>>11498484
for me it's more of a "oh fuck I've been auto signed in so long I don't remember my password... FFUUUUUU"

[Anonymous No.11498512]

>>11495274
based sniff poster

[Anonymous No.11498522]

>>11494707
stop

[Anonymous No.11498526]

>>11497526
It's not hard to be better than shit

[Anonymous No.11498536]

>>11494418
lol'd

[Anonymous No.11498659]

>>11497498
its not real?

[Anonymous No.11498671]

>>11495107
nice brapper

[Anonymous No.11498675]

>>11498484
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Anonymous No.11498681]

>>11495256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fv9WVAdSOI

[Anonymous No.11498682]

>>11497526
Emmy is a lying chinese whore.

[Anonymous No.11498707]

>>11494324
that video made me sad for some reason

[Anonymous No.11498719]

>>11494354
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.11498827]

>>11495107
Just look at Matty Matherson. Ugly fat bastard but he does well enough for himself.

[Anonymous No.11498862]

>>11495162
>In an older video shes literally in a dog crate.
She might just enjoy it, that doesn't mean you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.11498901]

>almost 5k subscribers
>Thread at /ck/
She's gonna get big

[Anonymous No.11498910]

>>11498901
her content is dogshit and sporadic though, seems to be going for ASMR judging by the thirsty commenters

[Anonymous No.11498957]

seems like my incel traits started kicking in, i've lost my fucking head over her

[Anonymous No.11499012]

>>11498957
Watch her pancake video when she was healthy. Her blood sugar is screwed.
She won’t make it past Thanksgiving.

[Anonymous No.11499027]

>>11498682
This.

It's in their root

[Anonymous No.11499153]

Linked her the thread because I fucking despise orbiters, hopefully it pisses some of you off.

[Anonymous No.11499168]

>>11499153
thread was already linked. next time read the thread before you sperg about it. I hope you manage to accomplish something productive today.

[Anonymous No.11499169]

>>11499153
>implying she isn't OP
smooth move

[Anonymous No.11499265]

>>11499153
in what way did you imagine that to have any effect?

[Anonymous No.11499299]

I unironically find her attractive. Her voice is sexy

[Anonymous No.11499316]

[Anonymous No.11499321]

>>11498508
kek

[Anonymous No.11499369]

>>11499153
Holy shit look at this mad clown

[Anonymous No.11499527]

>>11499168
Well I did collect my government allotted weekly weed money if that counts. Had some of mommies money left over to spend on cheese and chocolate so yeah, I produced something right?

>>11499265
Well I'm still salty about being driven off r9k by this orbiting faggotry that seems to be all the rage these days and I just thought maybe she'd be perturbed by this and it'd make her reluctant to post more. I'd say I'm pretty smart all things considered.

[Anonymous No.11499546]

>>11499369
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gravy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-ConQueso and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla biscuit warfare and I'm the top chef in the entire US culinary forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with flash frying the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of waiters across the USA and your credit card info is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cook you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in chopping skills but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps Kitchen and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking beef tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will add seasoning all over you and you will simmer in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.11499577]

She fucks shitskins, I'd bet money on it

[Anonymous No.11499614]

>cooking channel
>longest videos are about a GPS watch and an electric blanket
yyyyyeeeep, looks like we've got some autism on our hands

[Anonymous No.11499628]

>>11498395
>>11498464
What is up with this? Is her new persona just a total act? Is she shitposting?

[Anonymous No.11499707]

Never known legitimately autistic girls that are in good shape, take care of their hair and bother with nail polish.

[Anonymous No.11499716]

Looks like she's started to delete videos, good work guys

[Anonymous No.11499720]

>>11499577
checked af

[Anonymous No.11499725]

>>11499716
>she is deleting videos
ooohhhh, it's so weird that she had to get provoked to realize the people watching her were perverts

[Anonymous No.11499733]

>>11494976
Give it to me

[Anonymous No.11499754]

>>11499716
Probably just deleting the videos before the persona switch. They were autism too but she spoke normally

[Anonymous No.11499758]

>>11494324
When I see women who intentionally act strange and quirky I always wonder what sort of fetishes they have. Any theories on hers?

[Anonymous No.11499767]

>>11499758
Anal obviously.

[Anonymous No.11499778]

>>11494723
>based on her photos I can tell she lives SOMEWHERE in america

how astute

[Anonymous No.11499781]

>>11499758
Munchhausen syndrome, people pay the gimp extra attention

[Anonymous No.11499794]

SHES DELETING VIDEOS FUCK YOU GUYS

THE ONE GOOD THING IN MY LIFE TAKEN FROM ME IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS

[Anonymous No.11499800]

>>11499794
she's probably just delisting them, toasty sperg won't give up a year's worth of garnered attention and character developement

[Anonymous No.11499802]

>>11494374
Mosdef

[Anonymous No.11499804]

>>11499781
>Munchhausen syndrome
hmm

[Anonymous No.11499808]

>>11499800
that's effectively deleting

[Anonymous No.11499817]

>>11499808
yeee, but you can unprivate them afterwards
could think this is a raid instead of just a new wave of fans. comment sections don't seem to have been effected at all. If she is torching them that's funny but it wouldn't be the best response

[Anonymous No.11499935]

Her Chad boyfriend is holding the camera. That's why is always nearly laughing during the intro as she is thinking "imagine the losers looking at these autistic videos"

[Anonymous No.11499966]

what if "cooking alone" doesn't refer to autistic losers but to appeal to kids who are cooking by themselves for the first time....

[Anonymous No.11499981]

>>11499169
yeah I totally posted my own channel only to remove most of my videos after because reasons

[Anonymous No.11499982]

>>11499966
I can't breath bro you're fucking killing me

[Anonymous No.11499985]

>>11499966
Maybe for shit like kraft mac n cheese but no kid is going to be insta pot cooking a turkey

[Anonymous No.11500008]

Deleting instagram photos too :(

[Anonymous No.11500037]

>>11499985
fair but is there really any audience who is going to instant pot a turkey?
everything is 1-3 ingredient dishes or desserts. nothing is portioned for single people. a whole funfetti cake for one lone sperg? seems like a stretch

[Anonymous No.11500069]

>>11498508
>FFUUUUUUU
you have to go back
>>11498484
stop spoonfeeding these insufferable faggots

[Anonymous No.11500087]

>>11494418
gonna post her on /b/ and /pol/ :^)

[Anonymous No.11500088]

>>11499527
>orbiting faggotry

I swear to god, everything is "orbiting" these days. Saying she's cute, subscribing to her channel, etc.. all of it "orbiting".

You are dumb as fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.11500096]

>>11499800
>she's probably just delisting them
Nope, I clicked to watch one a tiny bit ago and got the exclamation point screen.

Thanks a lot, you fucking niggers.

[Anonymous No.11500111]

Im glad I watched all the videos yesterday and went through her insta before you faggots ruined everything.

[Anonymous No.11500118]

>>11500111
There were a few I was saving to watch later and now they're gone. Why do people enjoy destroying nice things?

[Anonymous No.11500121]

>>11494625
shes so retarded I think she actually recorded the water boiling for the full 7 minutes then edited it.

[Anonymous No.11500133]

>>11500096
>cooking alone, 54 videos
made private then, different but the same

[Anonymous No.11500141]

>>11500118
Its the only amount of power they will have in their lives.
>they do it for free

[Anonymous No.11500147]

>>11498466
robot spends most of the movie thinking he may not be a robot
robot finds out he is in fact a robot

[Anonymous No.11500176]

>>11500088
fawning over some average hoe is beta orbiting, yes
but im not gonna argue with dubs

[Anonymous No.11500216]

>>11500141
I hope that God will forgive us for our treatment of others.

[Anonymous No.11500221]

>>11494324
>Cooking Alone cooks a turkey in an instant pot
>I look to the comment section
>Air Fryer Turkey Heh poster detected
>open channel
>...
Not sure what I was expecting tbqh

[Anonymous No.11500238]

>>11500221
based roland

[Anonymous No.11500370]

This girl is too autistic even for me

[Anonymous No.11500377]

>>11495115
damn that's a spicy line

[Anonymous No.11500382]

Please

Oh for the love of god please let this girl have her innocence

i can't do this again

[Anonymous No.11500489]

>>11500221

[Anonymous No.11500500]

>>11494324
imagine being a skinny girl and still being this much of a fucking loser lmao

[Anonymous No.11500513]

>>11500500
You know that personality and body type are independent of each other, right?

[Anonymous No.11500535]

>>11500513
L O L
O
L

[Anonymous No.11500537]

>>11500535
imagine being this jaded

[DT No.11500570]

>>11496686
You think she will let me do a collab with her? She seems nice. I want to make boxed mac and cheese with her and set fire to her kitchem

[Anonymous No.11500590]

>>11500118
I saved the best to my hard drive last night. Not even one full fucking second getting hardcore ASMR from her voice and I knew: this succulent a squelching socket was too angelic to play games, I needed to back this qt up on multiple drives for decades to come. She and I are now probably the only people on earth who share intimate video footage of her trembling, virgin attempts at presenting her terrified and supple self to the world.

[Anonymous No.11500612]

>>11500216
He won't, you're all burning so hard your eyeballs will light off like roman candles. And you won't even be able to argue you don't deserve it either.

The knowledge that you cretins are all going down keeps my faith renewed.

[Anonymous No.11500647]

>this shit hole ruins yet another good thing
at least there's still cripple-fu mega milkers pancake girl

[Anonymous No.11500657]

>>11495107
Just film yourself eating burgers in your car. It will be a hit!

[Anonymous No.11500661]

this is a really good channel but she needs some new pots and pans they are scratched to all hell

[Anonymous No.11500665]

>>11495107
If you're jolly then I say go for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdvFAzz7YUs

[Anonymous No.11500684]

y’all need jesus

[Anonymous No.11500690]

>>11494324
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=SLHJIJjY-rQ
At 3 seconds, she looks like she's about to explode with excitement at having filmed seconds 1 and 2, then the cam cuts.

[Anonymous No.11500701]

>>11500690
lol
I love her

[Anonymous No.11500705]

>>11494324
She cute.

https://youtu.be/u4zw99VsoMA

[Anonymous No.11500720]

>>11498225
But BBC as nothing good on it, especially after they ruined top gear.

[Anonymous No.11500787]

>>11500590
Upload them brother for the horde!

[Anonymous No.11500793]

>>11500665
This guy has been married to 5 different women

[Anonymous No.11500803]

>>11494324
i genuinely enjoy her wholesome brand of autism

[Anonymous No.11500817]

>>11500513
You don't actually believe this, right? You're just saying this because you are trying to be progressive...right? Bodytype determines how you act and react. You just know exactly what a fatty is going to think and a skelly just by looking at them.

[Anonymous No.11500822]

>>11500665
Okay, this is kino

[Anonymous No.11500828]

>>11500817
Okay, maybe it's partially dependent, I agree. But you cannot totally predict one based off of the other.

[Anonymous No.11500837]

>>11494324
absolute trash, could only get through 15 seconds and i never open the shitty links to any content or videos posted here. zero. dont open babish. dont open jewish chef girl, dont open small jewish girl, dont open taiwan boy breeder, not the joey clone, not ron or whatever that was joeys rival that makes car food eating reviews. but i did watch that older broad make spaghetti sauce using 78% if a 320 fl oz oil container and those guys eating canned chicken.

but this is trash because she's jacked up her mic sensitivity to like 400% so we can FEEL milk smacking against canned slop in an attempt to ride the extremely autisitic, and skewed A S M R videos we have today that are Sooooo Inexplicabley Satisfying.! you missed the fucking train and you do not have a personality. please delete your channel before you have to apply for your first real job or they will find it and not hire you.

[Anonymous No.11500846]

>>11500837
>Weeped the seething blubbernaut, devastated at this further confirmation that hamanomalies get no love

[Anonymous No.11500873]

>>11500846
its probably because they all look the fucking same

[Anonymous No.11500967]

>>11500793
His soul, gut, and hearty wholesome penis are far too large for any one woman to handle.

[Anonymous No.11500977]

>>11500665
damn this is well shot and the guy has good patter
my nigga's cooking alone the right way

[Anonymous No.11501027]

>>11500817
You are so fucking wrong it hurts.

I'm a chubby chaser that has been with a lot of fat women who range from cheerful and care free to self entitled cunts and everything in between.

You're a moron, no offense

[Anonymous No.11501033]

>>11500822
>>11500977
This guy has been doing this for decades, he's an Australian legend.

I just thought up a sketch where he's doing his usual cooking show but showing obvious signs of dementia.

[Anonymous No.11501273]

>>11499265
>>11499716
You're lucky I don't have any smug images on hand currently.

>>11500088
What the other anon said, minus the get acknowledgment since you negated it with your floundering denial and petulant insults.

[Anonymous No.11501445]

Guys . better back up her vids now

[Anonymous No.11501447]

>>11501273
Here you go

[Anonymous No.11501506]

>>11499716
No !
What is Love strikes again
https://youtu.be/cYIYr75xmiI

[Anonymous No.11501709]

>>11494590

[Anonymous No.11501716]

>>11501709
not that guy, didn't even read what you're responding to - but you should stop using that pic in 2018. reddit is a lot better than childchan is at this bleak point.

[Anonymous No.11501729]

>>11499153
Lol cuck

[Anonymous No.11501744]

>>11501716
If it’s so much better then slither your way back there you underage piece of shit

[Anonymous No.11501758]

>>11501744
stop ranting, there's no need to be so agitable.
i learned of these things by the name of tabs, by which having previously used 4chan almost exclusively, i can now escape the near endless childishness posted here in recent years

[Anonymous No.11501810]

>Masturbate to the most degenerate porn imaginable
>Hate women for having sexuality

You people are fucking damaged beyond repair I swear to God.

[Anonymous No.11501969]

>>11501810
Thank you roastie, very cool

[Anonymous No.11501973]

>>11494324
That's it. I'm asking her stop deleting the videos

[Anonymous No.11502003]

>>11501973
She has a new video
Amram Shekelstien
DON’T, Shekelstien

[Anonymous No.11502019]

making stuffing under fire...
a bold move, roast

[Anonymous No.11502065]

Oh wow, like all of her videos are deleted now, you penultimate faggots can ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.11502480]

>>11502065
She just uploaded a new video two hours ago retard

[Anonymous No.11502481]

>>11502065
>penultimate
?

[Anonymous No.11502563]

I think the alleged dog kennel was just a weird wire bed frame